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Smh
Until owners of these trucks are compelled to start paying heavy fines and humongous compensations to victims for the unprofessionalism of their drivers,this carelessness will not stop!

louken:
When is oga Helinues getting his own appointment or is he also going to forever remain in the online supporters club

Helinues was made for the trenches just like Reno!😁😁

odejimioflagos:
Reno is a great guy. He should keep his head up.

Una don turn motivational speakers on top Reno😂😂
How do u expect balablu to appoint someone who once called him a cocaine sniffer and a Chicago fraudster?
How can u promote a double speak agent who just became a balablu supporter and leave out the likes of helius,taiwo and seun that have been clowning all over social media and blindly defending their paymasters for pittance
Reno will continue to remain in the trenches like other bati.diots until he can prove himself worthy to be selected as a WhatsApp group admin director🤣🤣

Perhaps the most delicious irony here is that Omokri’s campaign of digital bootlicking hasn’t earned him the recognition he so clearly craves. After all that online footwork as if he’s some moral compass of our time, he didn’t even make the ministerial cut. Poor Reno. One would think that such passionate loyalty would count for something. But no, not in Tinubu’s Nigeria. Perhaps someone in Aso Rock realized that a man who can so easily flip sides might not be the most trustworthy addition to the cabinet. Just a thought.

So, dear Reno, we sympathize with you. You’ve worked so hard, typing day and night, defending policies that even your past self would have scoffed at. Yet here you are, still without a coveted title or an office in Abuja. Maybe next time. After all, you’re a veteran in the political trenches. Surely, there’s a consolation prize somewhere—perhaps an appointment as the minister of tweets?

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Chai father lord!
I don laugh tire sotay I fall from bed!

...and what was the performance of the minister of petrol resources?
What were the parameters used in retaining or sacking discharging the ministers?

sack
to remove someone from a job, usually because they have done something wrong or badly,

A discharge, also known as a firing, occurs when an employer terminates an employee's employment due to the employee's performance or behavior. This could be due to poor job performance, violation of company policies, misconduct, or other reasons that are specific to the employee.

So what's the difference?
It's like explaining the difference between six and half a dozen...

U go explain tire

Tommydare:
Setting boundaries just to fit your argument won't work here my friend. The fact that a player had a bad season or stats in a particular league doesn't mean if you move to another league, the player won't be a success. Henry is a case study. You asked me to bring you a striker who moved from seria a to EPL and was a success and I brought you Henry and you are here telling me it's strikers that were banging goals before they move. If Henry can do it, osimhen can do it too. And I telling you that the fact that someone flopped doesn't mean others will. Is that hard to understand? Since we are talking about goals, I brought Salah up. Either you talk about strikers or not Salah came and banged goals even more than when he was in Italy. Some players were destined and built like that. Henry as done it and you can't deny it. But to be telling me ehn it's strikers that has been banging goals and shit. It doesn't matter either he was a free scoring striker in Italy or not. The most important thing is that he moved from Italy to EPL and became one of the most successful striker. And another player who is tearing goals is Salah. Either he is a striker or not, is he scoring? Yes.

Before you start blowing grammar first check the genesis of the argument.....

bentenny:
Overhyped? most strikers who do very well in the Italian league hardly adapt to the rigors of the EPL!
Sacamacca is one of them!
He played in the Italian league and was banging goals...came to westham for a record fee and could not score UpTo three quarter of his goals before leaving to Atalanta!
Hope u remember andriy Shevechenko was one of the most lethal ac Milan strikers in the serie A but as soon as he was bought by Chelsea that was the end of his career as a footballer!
Wat about Adrian Mutu the prolific striker from Parma but as soon as he went to Chelsea,he scored only one goal before going back to the serie A and started banging goals!
I can go on and on!
Between Oshimen and younger Shevechenko,who was a better striker in the serie A.... Shevechenko was back to back to back but Oshimen did one season and u feel he is the best striker😄😄
There is a data for all these but I guess my soccer IQ is also overhyped like U said....maybe we need to check if ur database of footy is also overhyped 😂😂

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Chai...
At the risk of sounding like a broken record,Salah is not a striker but Oshimen is!
Salah was a winger from Roma and he is still a winger even if he scores goals!
The only way your argument would have made any sense is if I had claimed No player who did well in the serie A also excelled in EPL!
There are players from the serie A that have excelled in the EPL but Strikers from that league struggle and ultimately flop when they come to the EPL!
If u can peruse(which is obvious that you cannot) I made emphasis on a 'STRIKER'...
Henry Thierry cannot be a case study because he didn't do well in Serie A before coming to arsenal!
Did Henry excel when he went to Juventus from Monaco.... absolutely not!
Did he do well in the EPL? Absolutely!
Comprehension is not hard!

Salewa97:
LP, the party of no principle

Did u read at all or u just felt like commenting?

Tommydare:
Setting boundaries just to fit your argument won't work here my friend. The fact that a player had a bad season or stats in a particular league doesn't mean if you move to another league, the player won't be a success. Henry is a case study. You asked me to bring you a striker who moved from seria a to EPL and was a success and I brought you Henry and you are here telling me it's strikers that were banging goals before they move. If Henry can do it, osimhen can do it too. And I telling you that the fact that someone flopped doesn't mean others will. Is that hard to understand?

What boundaries are u referring to?
If u mean trying to bring u to the main stance or argument so that u don't keep jumping all over the place,then yes!

Just so that we don't lose track of this straightforward matter,let me bring u my previous argument right from the beginning of this argument...

bentenny:
Overhyped? most strikers who do very well in the Italian league hardly adapt to the rigors of the EPL!

This was my initial stance based on players who played similar position with Oshimen which is the number 9 strikers role
That is Osvaldo,gabbidindi,Mutu, Shevechenko and most recently scamacca!
These players were banging goals in the Italian league but flopped when they came to EPL!
Henry doesn't fit into this criteria because he was a flop at the serie A scoring only 3 goals and restricted to just 16 appearances in only one season!

We are talking about STRIKERS who were banging goals in the Italian league before they went to the EPL!

Take note!

Tommydare:
Since we are talking about goals, I brought Salah up. Either you talk about strikers or not Salah came and banged goals even more than when he was in Italy. Some players were destined and built like that. Henry as done it and you can't deny it. But to be telling me ehn it's strikers that has been banging goals and shit. It doesn't matter either he was a free scoring striker in Italy or not.

The most important thing is that he moved from Italy to EPL and became one of the most successful striker. And another player who is tearing goals is Salah. Either he is a striker or not, is he scoring? Yes.

Either you talk about strikers or not Salah came and banged goals even more than when he was in Italy. Some players were destined and built like that. Henry as done it and you can't deny it. But to be telling me ehn it's strikers that has been banging goals and shit. It doesn't matter either he was a free scoring striker in Italy or not. The most important thing is that he moved from Italy to EPL and became one of the most successful striker. And another player who is tearing goals is Salah. Either he is a striker or not, is he scoring? Yes.

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Walahi comprehension nah una problem for nairaland!
Salah is not a striker nah....he is a winger that scores goals!
We are talking about players who play the role of a number 9 like Harry Kane,halland and Oshimen!
Has Salah played the number 9 role before like Oshimen consistently does?
Make una try dey comprehend before reacting! Haba 😁😁
U cannot use Henry in this instance because he doesn't fit into that description!
We are talking about strikers who did very well in the Italian league...in other words,strikers whose goal scoring chats were in the region of 20 goals plus both in their first and second season!
Henry only spent one season at Juventus scoring a miserable 3 goals with just 16 appearances and was even played as a winger by the manager then!

Guy positioning matters a lot in football!
This is common knowledge that u sud know esp if U claim to have an superb or superior football IQ which I highly doubt!
Salah is not a striker....he is a winger!
Oshimen is a striker not a winger!
My stance is in reference to STRIKERS who have excelled in the serie A but flopped as they went to EPL!

Is it that hard to comprehend? Smh😄

Tommydare:
The way you analyse this football ehn. Saying Henry didn't have a good season before moving to EPL. Guy that doesn't matter.

Guy stop arguing blindly!
How can u say a number 9 striker like Henry who only scored 3 goals and appeared only 16 times for Juventus(mostly as a sub) all throughout an entire season as successful?
And U said it doesn't matter?😆😆
Guy stop arguing....at this stage,ur stance is already watery at best!
Get me a number 9 striker who has been prolific....in other words scoring goals like the likes of Shevechenko,Mutu,scamacca before gracing the EPL!

Tommydare:
What matter is that he left seria a to EPL and became one of the best striker epl ever seen.

Guy u don't even know what U are arguing!
Are U saying Oshimen was not successful at Napoli?
Oshimen left Ligue 1 to serie A and was successful but Henry was not before going to the EPL!
The bone of contention is that u disagree with my stance that number 9 strikers who have excelled in the Italian serie A mostly flop when they come to the EPL and I have provided evidence!

To the best of my overhyped football IQ like u hilariously opined,
Scammaca
Adrian Mutu
Andriy Shevechenko
Dani Osvaldo
Zaza
Manolo Gabbiadini

These players were deadly number 9 strikers for their Italian clubs but flopped as they came to the EPL!

U called Zola....Zola was never a striker or even played as one in the Italian league!
U called Henry and based on stats in Juventus,Henry struggled to even start and scored only a disappointing 3 goals and making a limited 16 games an entire 38 games all season and u call it a success? Smh
U called Berkamp who could only muster 11 goals in 2 years for inter Milan as a success?
Like seriously?😁😁

Tommydare:
Saying a player will flop just because another player did is not reasonable at all. Zola, Berkamp were not strikers but they are forwards. Mo Salah also came from Roma and he has been doing wonders. Why you dey talk as if the epl is some place where players coming from seria a will not shine. Salah dey bang goals either he is a strike or not. Our fate as humans are unique and different.

Guy stop arguing like all these guys in viewing centre with no knowledge of football.
We are not talking about wingers like Salah or midfielders like Zola....our disagreement is on number 9 strikers like Oshimen who have excelled in the Italian serie A before coming to EPL!
Number 9 strikers not midfielders or wingers or defenders....chai🤣🤣

Tommydare:
Henry went to la Liga and flopped, suarez went there and shine. It's different.

Guy stay focussed!
Nobody called la Liga
Stay on the argument!
U disagreed that number 9 strikers who excelled in Italian serie A flopped when they went to EPL....this is the bone of contention!
Stop going all over the place!

Tommydare:
Osimhen na better striker and na wetin Chelsea need right now. Any team with no top striker in the epl won't win the league from guardiola. He has what others didn't have. Arsenal, Liverpool, man UTD, Chelsea has no top striker and it's a major factor why they won't win the league.

No one is doubting that Oshimen is not a good striker but I only gave u stats of strikers that were more prolific than Oshimen in the serie A and yet flopped when they went to EPL!
I stand to be corrected!

Even during bubu regime,I used to buy 20 litres with 3k but today that 3k can only get me 2 litres!

Tommydare:
So, there were no players number 9 strikers that left seria a for england and they weren't flop? Giafranco Zola, Dennis Berkamp, Thierry Henry etc nko?

Abi na from naija league dem comot go england? Because player A flopped, does that logically or technically mean say player B go flop too?

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Guy we are talking about number 9 strikers like Oshimen nah
Zola was a midfielder not a number 9 striker...
Dennis Berkamp and Henry were not even successful in their respective Italian clubs before they came to arsenal!
Dennis had only 11 goals in 2 years at inter Milan and Henry had only 3 goals and a miserable 16 appearance in one season at Juventus before he ran to arsenal through arsene wenger!
Besides,I was talking about deathly and prolific NUMBER 9 strikers like Oshimen who were banging goals in the Italian serie A before moving to the EPL!
Just mention one....

I mentioned deadly strikers like Mutu and Shevechenko because they played in Chelsea!
It's hard for number 9 strikers who did very well in the Italian serie A to find their feet in the EPL...hence,Oshimen won't be any different!
If a very clever number 9 striker like Shevechenko can flop in Chelsea who is Oshimen that just frequently shoots aimlessly hoping the goalie will punch the ball inside the net?😂

Tommydare:
This your football IQ self na WA. Osimhen still scored 15 league goals out of 27 matches he played last season despite his injury wahala. And you still think that was a fluke?

15 goals in Serie A is a disappointment for an acclaimed number 9 striker in Serie A!
Even when haland was said to have had an underwhelming season,he still finished with more than 24 goals!
Even Harry Kane that had an injury still made more than 25 goals....so leave matter😌
Too much shalaye nor dey full basket!
However,let's not deviate from discus!
Oshimen MAY not do well in Chelsea and he MAY likely flop because records have shown that PROLIFIC number 9 strikers from Italian league MOST TIMES flop in the EPL esp when they go to Chelsea!
I stand to be corrected!

Tommydare:
Just because of one match How many match Messi played against Chelsea before he could score? Osimhen is overhyped? Then your football IQ is overhyped by you.

Overhyped? most strikers who do very well in the Italian league hardly adapt to the rigors of the EPL!
Sacamacca is one of them!
He played in the Italian league and was banging goals...came to westham for a record fee and could not score UpTo three quarter of his goals before leaving to Atalanta!
Hope u remember andriy Shevechenko was one of the most lethal ac Milan strikers in the serie A but as soon as he was bought by Chelsea that was the end of his career as a footballer!
Wat about Adrian Mutu the prolific striker from Parma but as soon as he went to Chelsea,he scored only one goal before going back to the serie A and started banging goals!
I can go on and on!
Between Oshimen and younger Shevechenko,who was a better striker in the serie A.... Shevechenko was back to back to back but Oshimen did one season and u feel he is the best striker😄😄
There is a data for all these but I guess my soccer IQ is also overhyped like U said....maybe we need to check if ur database of footy is also overhyped 😂😂

osazsky:
So u did not see the disaster caused yesterday due to sit at home..this man is just a big fool..as an igbo guy I dey shame for u..this is not how we behave we the real igbos from enugu reject u ..

Is obi the only wealthy Igbo man in SE region?
So what stops u or other Igbo men from going there urself since u r an Igbo man?
Must u decide which state he must visit?
At times ur comments really shock me!
U guys should be calming down!

chopnaira:
Joblessness. 2031 is not too faraway sha.

U call a billionaire jobless while u spend more than 20 hours on nairaland doing nothing but defend ur incompetent paymaster for pittance?
Social media is really a funny place!😆😆

Caseless:
government reserves that right to revoke. I feel he should have given them 3 months to develop it, or lose it.

In other words,u r validating my point!
U don't revoke a land belonging to someone without a notice to develop or atleast compensate the owner after the license has been revoked!

How can u revoke a land without any form of compensation to Julius berger?

Keepamsafe:
We just started dating barely a week ago and stil understanding eachother. But. She is asking for monthly allowance. Tho” it doesn’t sit well with me, but I don’t want to lose her cos I love her already. How do I handle this please? Cos I’m scared another guy can promise her monthly allowance and she might mistakenly cheat or break up with me.

Things to note!

That money that u want to give a lady for being ur gf should be channelled to developing yourself physically,mentally and financially!

Attention is like oxygen to any lady and your attention should be made expensive by you or it will be worthless!

Learn to develop an abundance mindset when it comes to ladies...the more ur options,the more submissive ur present or future babe will become!

Be willing to let go of a lady who is confused about who to choose between you and someone else!

Never get jealous or fight over a lady!

Never give any money to a lady as salary or allowance for being ur gf...it's not ur duty to take care of her needs....that's the responsibility of her parents!

Finally,if she can meet another guy who pays more than u,then just know u are dating urself!
Don't fall for her manipulation....just waka!
A lady who wants u will not demand for an allowance to be in ur life!

I pity those his emergency apc fanboys that have turned his supporters overnight!
What wike is currently doing in PDP will also be done at APC!
He will start by claiming Tinubu cabal is fighting him!🤣🤣
For a lawyer who had been LGA chairman,minister, governor and now minister for fct,wike talks like an illiterate!
He is no different from MColumo....their only difference is their complexion!

DeeScan:
first off .. no ones is trying to condemn klopp's highline.. I'm just saying, our defence has been less porous due to not playing the highline unlike klopp's time.

But thats exactly what U are doing unless u didn't t read ur comments!
Less porous after how many games?
Common nah...in Tuchel first season at Chelsea,he won his first 10 games and was top for over 2 months with a watertight defence but before the end of December,everything started crumbling and the once 'less porous' defence was conceding goals like an uncontrolled tap!
A manager is not judged by his first 10 games in an EPL but every single game!

DeeScan:
I find it odd using offside to check it team plays the highline .. Ange of Tottenham is playing the highline football .. Shall we use them as a case study to check how many offside has been in their favour...

Offsides are used to ascertain the ability of a team to properly utilize the advantages of a high line against their opponents and if properly executed can be an enormous asset!
If Konate had moved his leg swiftly like VVD,Jackson goal would have been ruled offside!
Why would u even use an inconsistent team with a chaotic defence like Tottenham when there are teams like mancity and Brighton that have worked it to near perfection?

DeeScan:
If you really want to check if a team plays the highline football .. check the position of the CB's
I don't think offside traps are used to determine highines ..

Like seriously?
That one of the main advantages of having a high line!
U need to go back and ask Google why managers use a high line in soccer!

A high line in football is a tactic in which defensive players stay close to the middle of the pitch when their team is in possession of the ball. Because defenders stay higher up in the field, the opposition’s offensive players must move to the middle of the park to avoid the OFFSIDE TRAP. Therefore, reducing spaces and keeping the opposition away from the defending team’s goal.
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DeeScan:
I do agree with you that klopp's style of play would have had us 3-4 goals ahead..

Okay

DeeScan:
Hahaha. About the part of not having too much expectations from slot as to avoid having high BP . Slot is the one giving us that expectation nw . Look at his run of games...
He's even topping the league .. Although itv seems to early but the man dey give us dangerous hopes . As I dey nw, I am already having expectations of winning the league 😁😁😁 .

That was the same expectation Tuchel gave Chelsea fans very early in his first full season....they were scoring goals,the midfield was compact and defence was impenetrable but towards late November,the team fell like pack of cards after they lost their first game away to westham!
See I like klopp no doubt and its painful not seeing him and the legendary fist pumping after a win!
But slot is here and I want him to succeed!
But I'm also mindful of the upcoming fixtures that will be really a test ground for this team and his tactics!
Midweek it's RB Leipzig,then arsenal and then back to back games against Brighton,Aston villa, Madrid,Bayer Leverkusen
E nor go easy ohh

DeeScan:
Although I would tone it down like you said, make hypertension no keep me

Ok

DeeScan:
Did you ever see klopp's highline .. van dijk and Co are usually situated at an inch away farther from the midline of the pitch .. now check where the defenders are since slot's has taken over and tell me what a higline is again ...

Guy firstly,if u want to know if a team plays a high line,check the offside stats!
Check the amount of offsides the opposition have esp the top 6 clubs against Liverpool under slot and klopp!
Maybe we need to get to atleast half of slot's season to make a conclusion!

Secondly,it's illogical to compare a manager's maiden entrance of 10 to 11 games pattern(without playing mancity and arsenal) to a 9 year success of a manager that has won everything!
The high line u r condemning now is what won Liverpool a UCL,EPL and other major trophies!
Same high line was adopted during a season Liverpool narrowly lost the EPL by one point to mancity who were the only team to defeat Dem in the entire season,had the best defensive record conceding less than 10 goals and won the UCL!

Thirdly,there is nothing wrong with adapting to a high line esp against a possession based team as long as the players esp the defenders can execute it to some level of perfection which Liverpool had successfully done under klopp!

There are similarities between slot and klopp pattern of play but while klopp pattern adopts a more direct approach,slot favours a calmer movement which does have it advantages and disadvantages because if the players had adopted the klopp approach,we would have been 3-4 goals up before half time!
However,the good news is that Slot has assured that he won't change what the team is used to but will simply balance both the chaos footy of klopp and his calmer possession based footy!
For me that's not only reassuring but it shows he is willing to learn & adapt!


Lastly,I would appeal that U and other overly excited LFC fans tone down on ur expectations of Liverpool's progress under slot to avoid any future HBP!
Without doubt,they are doing well and seem like genuine contenders but that's where we have to be careful so that the young manager isn't put into a lot of pressure which will be detrimental to their progress as they navigate towards tricky fixtures starting with RB Leipzig!

There is nothing secret about what U do!
Manipulating INEC is what Ur party does best!

Tommydare:
So because he didn't score in a single match means say he will never score again? Howany goals did Halaand scored in his first match against Chelsea? Abi wetin this one dey talk? Osimhen is a world class striker and he has proven it times without number.

U guys love to overhype Oshimen but his real test came in form of Liverpool and was well marshalled by VVD....so how do u think he was going to score in a young and less organized team like Chelsea?
Oshimen is a good striker no doubt but saying his purchase will change Chelsea's fortune instantly is a joke taken too far!
As much as Chelsea have improved under maresca,their defence not their attack should be his immediate priority!

DeeScan:
Slot doesn't play highline ..


Watch the defence position..

Like seriously?
Do u know what a high line is?
How did Chelsea score through Jackson which was initially ruled as an offside?
Liverpool still play a highline under slot and there is nothing wrong with it!

Tommydare:
If Chelsea get osimhen today, e for be a win for Chelsea. Osimhen is an aerial threat, can press more then Jackson, faster than Jackson and far more clinical. Chelsea attack lacks biting. Loads of crosses and corners and couldn't get a goal from it? Aside that they played very well just that they failed to take their chances

When Oshimen played against Liverpool at anfield with the formidable Napoli under spaletti...did he even see a shot on goal?
Una go just dey hype player anyhow!
If Cole palmer that was banging goals was obviously marked by Liverpool defence nah osihemen way wan score?

DeeScan:
we go knack mardrid .. forget..

Na klopp high line dey make mardrid dey flex us .. this one no dey play higline so vinicius and co go get hard time running that defense over..

What's wrong with playing a high line?
U think slot nor dey play high line?
How was the Chelsea goal scored?

So Wike fit lament like this😄😄

This has always been the biggest 'Achilles heels' of Wike!
He is not only arrogant but loquacious!
It's easy for a wise person with the right strategy to manoeuvre and defeat wike!
A huge liability if he is on ur side but the good news is that he is on the side of the ruling party and any attempt to remove him from them,he will likely spill plenty😂😂

She discovered the artificial joystick could not properly make love to her😏
Toys don't cuddle or suck/softbite the nipples like a guy does😊
Cannot offer her different positions that a guy would naturally give her!😎

If U can survive Bubu & T-pain regime,U deserve a gold medal and financial empowerment!

Masterlekeike:
Maybe because of our huge population

Nah wa ohh
E b like naija population pass India😂😂

But the minister of power said Nigerians are not complaining too much about the price of PMS because they now enjoy 247 electricity😛😛