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 Literature › Re: Families Apart by benzics(op): 7:04pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
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| Literature › Families Apart by benzics(op): 6:54pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
[img]http://gamelads.wap.sh/PicsArt_1439642823754.jpg[/img] A story By Nairamat Don't mind my diction Tope: what is wrong with you, dont you know that am having an appointment? Dont let me report you to mummy o, lazy dirty girl. Kehinde: am just coming back from the kitchen, mummy told me to wash the dishes.. And can't you do this yourself? Tope: and so? Are you that slow? Come on iron that dress fast, and neatly, i dont want that your filthy stench to touch my clothe o, so iron with care. Mtcheew Kehinde has been enduring such maltreatments ever since the sad demise of her parents who left her in the care of her uncle Tunde, who barely has time for family, he was always on business trips, and seldom has time for Kehinde his niece, this led to Tolu, his wife and Tope his daughter treating her like one who has no belonging among humans. Kehinde: OK . Tope: Ahh! Whats that smell? You burnt my clothe? *slaps Kehinde* it will not be well with, wicked girl! Mummy! Mummy! Come and see what Kehinde did. Tolu: my daughter, why are you disturbing me na, dont you want me to watch my Telenovela? Tope: mummy, come! Tolu: and what is it? Tope: mummy see, see what Kehinde has done to my expensive dress, see.. Tolu: what? You this unfortunate girl, come here *slaps Kehinde, pulls her to the floor, and was matching and beating her* Kehinde: ah, ye, mummy, please it was a mistake, i didnt know that the iron was hot, please. Tope: wretched girl. Tolu: where is that iron let me show you how hot it is *presses the iron on Kehinde's arm* Tope: yes thats good for you. Kehinde: ahh, *crying* please, mummy ahh, mummy, ahhh. Tolu: who are you calling mummy, have you forgotten that you killed your mum? Unfortunate girl! *door opens* Seyi: mummy, Tope, what is going on here? Ah, Kehinde, mum dont you have a conscience? Come on get out *pushes Tope* , Kehinde , what did they do to you? Come here.. Mum, you have to stop all this barbaric attitudes you are showing this days just because she is not your blood, and you Tope, aren't you supposed to have tests today, what are you doing at home? Tope: how is that your business? *hiss* Seyi: i will slap you now, am i your mate? Tolu: in my presense? Are you ok? Seyi: *hiss* *********************** Kehinde: ouch Seyi: is it painful? This is just spirit o, not even iodine. Kehinde: of course its painful. Seyi: look at you. Kehinde: anyway, Seyi, thank you for helping me earlier. Seyi: its nothing, i dont just like the way they treat you, as if you've done something to them. Kehinde: i don't even know. Seyi: but why is it that you don't even tell daddy about this, you know daddy do not tolerate nonsense. Kehinde: ah! No o. Seyi: then i will tell him for you. Kehinde: no please don't, i dont want more troubles, please. Seyi: but i dont understand, why? Kehinde: just forget, and please, don't tell daddy about any of it. Seyi: and allow mum and that spoilt brat to continue with their mischievous attitudes? Kehinde: the only way I can stay out of trouble is just doing what they say. Seyi: that is your own o. Kehinde: so how is school. Seyi: very good o, by this time next year, I am no longer a bloody civilian. Kehinde: hahaha. Seyi: what's funny? Kehinde: look at your mouth, as if you can stand the presence of gunshots. Seyi: me?? Funny you, don't you know am a changed person now? I am not afraid of anything o. Kehinde: eh, that's how we will hear, when they transfer you to Borno now, you will start running. Seyi: heh, me run? No just start o. Even if I will die there, I will make sure that over 50 insurgents die by my bullet o. Trust me na, am totally different now. Kehinde: I wish so o. *********** Blessing, Tope's friend came to visit her. *bell rings* Tope opened the door. Tope: hey, Ble Ble, longest time. Blessing: no see o, so what's up. Tope: nothing o, we just dy. Blessing: how family? Tope: fine o, so what should I offer you. Blessing: nothing o, I don't want to take anything, thank you. Tope: you must take something o. Blessing: you ehn, water will do. Tope: Kehinde, Kehinde! Where is this girl? Blessing: so because of water you are calling Kehinde? Show me the refrigerator let me go and bring it. Tope: leave jor. ....... . . ..... Blessing: so what have you been upto lately? Tope: nothing o, and you? Blessing: same, do you know that I caught Frank and Linda? Tope: doing what? Blessing: am telling you something and you are asking something else. Tope: see, mind your business o, if it is this that you've come to tell me, you better leave o. Blessing: so you are asking me out because of Frank abi? Tope: you heard me right. Blessing: sorry for telling you o, don't be annoyed. Tope: just change the Topic. *Door opens* Blessing: good afternoon ma. Tope: welcome. Tolu: heh, Blessing, big girl, how is school. Blessing: we thank God o. Tolu: you just ran away and left us. Blessing: hahaha, no o. Tolu: OK o. ...... ............ It's been three days now and Tunde is coming home today. Tolu: Tope, why dont you join Kehinde in the kitchen. Your dad is going to be here anytime from now. Tope: can't she prepare the dishes alone? Ah, me I don't have strength o. Seyi: is there anytime that you will have strength? You are always busy with nothing or you don't have strength. Tope: see, Seyi, don't even start, am not in the mood for your trash. Seyi: see who is talking. Tolu: Stop that both of you. Seyi: see mummy, it's high time Tope starts acting like a lady o, not sitting and going out all day and doing nothing. Tope: you think I have your time? *staring at her phone screen * Seyi: you should know better. ......... ................ Tope: oh daddy, welcome *hugs her dad* missed you. Tolu: welcome dear. Seyi: welcome dad. Tunde: thanks, I miss you too, where is Kehinde? Kehinde: welcome daddy. Tunde: thank you my dear, where were you? Kehinde: was busy with something. *************** Tunde: the journey was hectic, go slows, even the way soldiers were punishing drivers, funny men. Tolu: hello, have you forgotten that you have one soldier here? *they all laugh* Seyi: mummy, you have started again o. Kehinde: Seyi is not a bully o. Seyi: don't mind them. Tope: stay there and be deceiving yourself, as a matter of fact, you are a big bully. Seyi: that's your own o. Tunde: please, pa*s me that jug. Kehinde pa*ses the jug to Tunde . Tunde: hey, are those iron burns on your arm?...... To be continued.... |
| Politics › Re: This Dauranomics Will Ruin Business And Ostracize Nigeria Yet Again by benzics(op): 4:52pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
atlwireles:When they are out of words, they bring up irrelevant questions. I clearly stated the author of the post. And what need would the link do you? |
| Politics › This Dauranomics Will Ruin Business And Ostracize Nigeria Yet Again by benzics(op): 4:24pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
THIS DUARANOMICS WILL RUIN BUSINESS AND OSTRACIZE NIGERIA YET AGAIN By Ena Ofugara In 1984 Buhari changed the naira. That was what killed the naira tll today. Before then, you could fly to London and America with naira in your pocket and exchange it in London at your convenience. The naira I had in my pocket when I arrived the US was useless to me. I had to look for a Nigerian going home and give him to begin his "egbon" runs and airport bribes with it. Indeed I said all these during campaigns. I stated that that singular exchange and refusal to honour foreign banks request to exchange the naira, made Nigeria never to be trusted. YES MONEY IS TRUST. It is not gold. It is mere paper. Any moves that changes its policy removes that trust and as something exchanged for goods, who will want a useless uncertain paper in exchange for a car or building material. Today again, after years of a rather stable naira, our monolithic oil-based economy took a hit as the price of oil has fallen. The naira will fall too. And despite APC blaming Goodluck Jonathan....sorry..despite Nigerians blaming Goodluck Jonathan for a fall in the naira, and despite PDP spinning the narrative that Buhari is alseep hence the fall in the naira, the fact remains that stronger economies like Russia have had to devalue their currencies. All nations reliant on crude sales have their currencies losing value. The dollar is at its strongest for a long long while because America no longer needs the worlds oil. Still business ought to go on. EACH NATION'S CURRENCY, LIKE WATER MUST SEEK ITS LEVEL. The dollar is the universal monetary unit and for global business, to be one with the world, its use is never restricted een in Russia and China. These countries tried it once during communism and they failed. Buhari and his Dauranomics refuses to allow water to seek its level. I have shared all the almost criminal policies being implemented by the CBN and Buhara and his DAURA-NOMICS. I need not begin to enumerate the hardship this is causing. So having obtained a MASTERCARD with the understanding you can use your card globally as mastercard is used in all countries, having gone into obtaining the card under such understanding, knowing the latin phrase PACTA SUNT SERVANDA, (agreements must be kept), those who went and got mastercard will find the agrement BREACHED and their cards no longer of use abroad. Those who use Guaranty Trust bank will find that paying money into their account in Nigeria, they cannot withdraw it in dollars in the US. and yours truly was trying to open an account with them. Now also the foreign companies who have outlined their modus operandi for the next one year....5 years even, will find the money policy changing again, just because Buhari is ashamed that he will devalue the naira. The last big mumu...sorry the last leader to do such a thing was Abacha who idiotically....who emm who emmmm peged the naira to the dollar at 21 naira, thus allowing people like his son to go in central bank with 21 naira and leave with a dollar and sell that dollar for 148 naira. Mutiply that by a billion and calculate the profit. This "legal business" is perhaps one of the reasons Buhari said "abacha did not steal a kobo". The policies throw up terrible opportunities for the unscrupulous. Now nobody says a country should not guard its currency and have a say over it. But must it be AT THE EXPENSE OF LOGIC AND BUSINESS? Do feel free to add your voice |
| Literature › Re: Terror by benzics(m): 4:22pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Hey @Kitme  I've been following your literal pieces recently and I must say "You are so good"  Would you mind if I republished your pieces on my blog? I promise to keep your authorship.... |
| Literature › Re: Black Maria by benzics(m): 5:43pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
Wow Larry. You are there! |
| Technology Market › Scam Alert!!! Cheap Mobile Data (cmd) Is A Complete Fraud, Fraud!!! by benzics(op): 7:18pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
I just wanted to let you know that not all BASTARDS! Should be trusted! I have been seeing the ads of this guys, and i said let me try em out! Little Did I Know! I paid this guys for an etisalat data, so i kept silent to see whether they are gonna send me the data! I waited till the next day, i then thought that maybe they didn't see my message. So i tried loading my card and i saw that the card has already been used. So i called the IDIOTS!! And they started speaking rubbish, then i discovered av been scammed! Even when i tried calling them again, they kept diverting my calls! I posted abt the problem on their page, but they deleted all my posts! Till date this Assholes are still advertising their SCAM Association. Just wanted to tell you beware of the bastard named 'VICTOR MIKE' On facebook. And whenever you hear that name CHEAP MOBILE DATA(CMD) dont even patronise them. They are just hungry sons of bitches, scamming people and thinking they can go unpunished! ScamMING can not drop food on your table, so STOP IT!!! You have been warned 'DONT PATRONISE THOSE BASTARDS' and their scam web http://cmdofficial.peperonity.com |
| Phones › Tweak: Steps On How To Get The Latest 150MB On Mtn For All Devices by benzics(op): 10:17pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
https://naijaipulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/MTN_logo.png Step 1. Click ON THIS after that insert Your Phone number and password as shown bellow.. https://naijaipulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/150mb-1.jpg Please make sure Your Password is Up to or more than 6 DIgits or Letters Step 2. Hit the send button, A 6 digits pin would be forwarded to your phone number. copy it and past it in the assigned box.. https://naijaipulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/150mb-2.jpg Step 3. Immediately after Completing the 2nd step You receive a short Note that you have received 150MB Valid for a month.. see proof bellow https://naijaipulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/150mb-3.jpg Now to make it works with other devices and Application, Follow the steps bellow.. FOR JAVA AND SYMBIAN PHONE Create New Settings With Bellow Settings and Follow the Steps Attached to It. Ip: 10.199.212.2 or 10.197.212.2 port: 80 AP: blackberry.net or web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net Homepage: http://musicplus.mtnonline. com in you opera4.2lab HTTP: http://server4.operamin.co m SOCKET: socket:// server4.operamin.com Front query : musicplus.mtnonline.com Proxy type: HTTP Proxy server: server4.1.operamini.ne%3a@ 0.facebook.com For Ucweb Browser Front query: musicplus.mtnonline.com# Proxy type: HTTP OR REAL HOST Proxy server:server4.1.operamini.ne%3a@ 0.facebook.com power it with N5 FOR OTHER HANDLER APPLICATION USE BELLOW SETTINGS 1: Download Any Type handler Application You Need be it 2go, Opera, Ucweb e.t.c (any version) for your android (java & symbian phone users are also included) 2: use the mtn default configurations 3: then configure your handler Application as follows changing only the front query & host front query: musicplus.mtnonline.com%2f%3aa@ proxy type: select real host or host proxy server: musicplus.mtnonline.com FOR WEB BROWSER ACCOUNT NAME:- MUSIC PLUS HOMEPAGE:- http://musicplus.mtnonline. com USER NAME:- web PASSWORD:- web USE PREFERRED ACCESS POINT:- NO CLICK TO ACCESS POINT SETTINGS THEN YOU WILL SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PROXY:-chose enable PROXY ADDRESS:- turrindex.net PROX PORT:-80 DATA BEARER:- chose packet data BEARER SETTINGS THEN YOU CLICK ON IT, YOU WILL SEE SOMETHING LIKE PACKET DATA ACCESS POINT:- web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net or blackberry.net FOR ANDROID PHONE To make this work with Your Android Phone You will need OpenVPN on Android devices, Follow the steps bellow.. For Android Users Running OS 4.0 and Higher 1. Get OpenVPN for Android from Google Play Store or Download here 2. OpenVPN Connect won’t work with this 3. Download the VPN config files Here 4. Copy the files to your SD card. 5. Set your APN to web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net 6. Leave proxy and port blank or it won’t work 7. Launch OpenVPN for Android, and import the configs by tapping the folder icon located, lower right and 8. browse your SD card for where it was saved (do this for all config files). 9. Select your desired server from the list. 10. Enter your username and password, then hit the connect button Credits:- http://suregroups.tk |
| Jokes Etc › Lwkmd! Untimely Confession Between Husband And Wife by benzics(op): 7:54pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began. HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from? WIFE: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables? WIFE: I have an idea. She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play. WIFE: See? The food isn't poisoned. HUSBAND: OK. Let's eat then. After eating, their maid came crying. WIFE: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead! HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned! HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession! WIFE: What? HUSBAND: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s*x in my room. WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you. WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have. HUSBAND: OK WIFE: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's. Immediately after, the Gateman came in. GATEMAN: Oga. The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologise for killing the dog. DONT FORGET TO VISIT http://suregroups.tk |
| Health › 10 Common Habits That Seriously Damage Your Kidneys by benzics(op): 7:42pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Our kidneys are super important for our health. They filter our blood, produce hormones, absorb minerals, produce urine, eliminate toxins, and neutralize acids. So as one of the most important organs in your body, your kidneys deserve some love. Damage or steady decline of your kidneys can often go unnoticed for years as your kidneys can still do their job with as little as 20% of their capacity. Therefore kidney diseases are often referred to as “The Silent Diseases”. That’s why it is so important to take care of them before it is too late. Here’s a list of 10 common habits that put a lot of pressure on your kidneys and can cause serious damage over time. 1. Not Drinking Enough Water Your kidney’s most important function is to filter blood and eliminate toxins and waste materials. When you don’t drink enough plain water during the day toxins and waste material start to acc*mulate and can cause severe damage to your body. 2. Too Much Salt In Your Diet Your body needs sodium or salt to work properly. Most people however consume too much salt which may raise blood pressure and put a lot of stress on the kidneys. As a good rule of thumb, no more than 5 grams of salt should be eaten on a daily basis. 3. Frequently Delaying The Call Of Nature Many of us ignore the urge to go because they are too busy or want to avoid public bathrooms. Retaining urine on a regular basis increases urine pressure and can lead to kidney failure, kidney stones, and incontinence. So listen to your body when nature calls. 4. Kick The Sugar Habit Scientific studies show that people who consume 2 or more sugary drinks a day are more likely to have protein in their urine. Having protein in your urine is an early sign your kidneys are not doing their job as they should. 5. Vitamin And Mineral Deficiencies Eating a clean, whole food diet full of fresh vegetables and fruits is important for your overall health and a good kidney function. Many deficiencies can increase the risk of kidney stones or kidney failure. Vitamin B6 and magnesium, for instance, are super important to reduce the risk of kidney stones. An estimated 70 to 80 percent of Americans isn’t getting enough magnesium, so there may be a good chance that you are one of them. Click here to learn more about magnesium deficiencies. 6. Too Much Animal Protein Over consumption of protein, especially red meat, increases the metabolic load on your kidneys. So more protein in your diet means your kidneys have to work harder and this can lead to kidney damage or dysfunction over time. 7. Sleep Deprivation We have all heard how important it is to get a good night’s rest. Chronic sleep deprivation is linked to many diseases and kidney diseases are also on the list. During the night your body repairs damaged kidney tissue, so give your body the time to heal and repair itself. 8. Coffee Habit Just as salt, caffeine can raise blood pressure and put extra stress on your kidneys. Over time excessive consumption of coffee can cause damage to your kidneys. 9. Painkiller Abuse Way too many people take painkillers for their small aches and pains, while there are many all-natural, safe remedies available. Excessive use or painkiller abuse can lead to severe damage of liver and kidneys. 10. Alcohol Consumption Alcohol is actually a legal toxin that puts a lot of stress on our kidneys and liver. To stay healthy and avoid kidney issues it is important to eat lots of fresh, whole foods and if you keep the above information in mind and avoid these common habits as much as possible, your kidneys will not be under constant stress and your body will thank you for that. Credits: http://suregroups.tk 1 Like |
| Webmasters › All Wapka Site Owners Should Click Here And Drop Your Site Link. by benzics(op): 10:57am On Jul 12, 2014 |
All wapka site owners should drop their site link and lets see how coded we are! I rep http://suregroups.tk |
| Phones › How To Use Picmix On Your Java Phone *easy* by benzics(op): 9:42am On Jun 28, 2014 |
Do you know you can picmix with that java phone? Yes! Works on all phones just folow me jeje. [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTL6O6JTH2M6xggLBKN_5za5GCuz6P_TAKZCznWPU2__VbTNM6nCHOYtg8[/img] STEP 1 => Download the app HERE STEP 2 => Open the app and register with english STEP 3 => You are going to see menu like *create e.t.c STEP 4 => click on file then click open STEP 5 => Locate the first picture then click it , press menu then move down and press Tools then move down n click raster size then make it width=40 height=80 and click ok STEP 6 => press menu then click edit and press select all , click menu again then edit then press copy STEP 7 => Now press menu click on file and click create make the size width=80 height=80 STEP 8 => press menu then edit then click paste and that picture will appear then arrange it to the left or right of that white space. Now click menu click on file then click save find a folder and save it . STEP 9 => Repeat the procedures from step 4-6 using another picture STEP 10 => after doing the procedures press menu then file click on open then locate the 1st picture we saved then click it ,now press menu then edit then click paste d 2nd picture will now appear then arrange it with the 1st picture and click menu then file click save and save it thats all you can now exit and check your work! Enjoy! Visit http://suregroups.tk for more |
