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PhonesRe: MTN Restores Airtime Lending Service After Months Of Disruption by berbs: 11:25pm On Jul 07
yaroinsider:
This is fully verified. MTN Nigeria has officially resumed the XtraTime service for eligible subscribers following the resolution of the recent court and regulatory updates. If you are an eligible subscriber, you can verify this directly on your line right now by dialing *310# or checking the myMTN app. We only report facts.
That's a lie. I still checked today mistakenly.
PhonesRe: MTN FibreX - Installation, Speed Tests, Availability, And All You Need To Know by berbs: 3:51am On May 24
Please guys, is there MTN FiberX at Agric to Isawo axis. Kindly reply so I can make my decision before moving.
PoliticsRe: DSS Intercept Trucks Transporting Illegally Mined Lithium In Kwara by berbs: 10:19pm On Jan 14
jmoore:
The lithium was mined in Oyo, not Kwara.

The delivery were intercepted in Kwara.
I hope it's not Oyo town.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Bunmi Akinnaanu 'Omije Ojumi' Seeking Prayers, Healing Before Her Death by berbs: 9:58pm On Jan 14
MufasaLion:
She could have been to a hospital instead of a church. There's nothing any pastor can do to heal medical issues. She, her belief, her family and team failed her. I hope more Nigerians wake up to the reality of taking their health serious by visiting and consulting the clinic and physician.
She came from the hospital. Know this and know peace.
PoliticsRe: IMF Asks FG To Protect Poor Citizens by berbs: 9:26pm On Nov 05, 2025
StoryHaven:
E Don enter Voicemail

grin

Nigeria don happen to am.
Lolzzz.
Okay ooo.
EducationRe: I Gave My SS2 Student A Physics Assignment, She Answered “masturbate” by berbs: 9:02am On Oct 20, 2025
TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?
Has she ever caught you doing something sensual before or probably she heard a gist about you.
PoliticsRe: IMF Asks FG To Protect Poor Citizens by berbs: 3:20pm On Oct 17, 2025
StoryHaven:
You are right. They are the major financial problems of Africa.
But.. but..
Do you know there is a grant that has been released for Nigerian masses by the IMF and WORLD BANK since 8 years ago that is yet to be given to the masses.

Till today, it is in the coffers of CBN.

This is where these politicians are wicked.

UAAG/THEOBART GRANT

This is the major reason IMF is in country at this time.

Money is about to be released to the masses.
It runs into trillions of Naira.

Top Secret grin
I hope you're enjoying your own share of the money already.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos, Ibadan, Ogun State Vacancies by berbs: 11:53am On Aug 19, 2025
I am a Virtual Assistant/Customer Support. I am also a transcriber.
BusinessRe: Co-working Space An Amusing Concept by berbs: 5:30pm On Aug 09, 2025
ezonelagos:
Co-working is an arrangement in which workers for different companies share an office space. It allows cost savings and convenience through the use of common infrastructures, such as equipment, utilities and receptionist and custodial services, and in some cases refreshments and parcel acceptance services.

The first co-working spaces began appearing in the early 2000s. They attracted mostly self-employed freelancers and web entrepreneurs searching for an alternative to working from coffee shops, business centers, and home offices. Since then, co-working has become a global phenomenon, and co-working spaces themselves have evolved to keep up with the changing ways we work. Today, they’re used by everyone from individuals working remotely to entire corporate teams.

Co-working spaces are a way for growing businesses to expand into new areas and access fresh talent pools without taking on the risk of a long-term lease. They’re a convenient space for newly remote workers to continue to meet and collaborate with colleagues without having to travel too far.

In Nigeria it is becoming bigger as service in that space is yet to be optimized the likes of Regus, Emerald Zone, Workstation etc have become known spaces. I have used Emerald Zone work space in Ikeja several time and I will always recommend it. The ambience is serene and the internet is provided by Fibre one which makes it very steady.
I'm even looking for one for my night shift. I do hope I get one at Ikorodu soon.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have Anyone Received This Random Message On Their Whatsapp From TEMU?? by berbs: 1:29am On Aug 08, 2025
Jeshurun101:
Opay
Okay, cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have Anyone Received This Random Message On Their Whatsapp From TEMU?? by berbs: 6:55pm On Aug 07, 2025
Jeshurun101:
I chop their money thrice.
Which akants you take chop amhuh??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have Anyone Received This Random Message On Their Whatsapp From TEMU?? by berbs: 1:12pm On Aug 05, 2025
Honchoslim16:
I just chop 1.5k now 😭😂

Omo... Make una sha no go invest any money.
Just play along with them. Once you hear INVEST, omo na to run
Was this sent to your OPay account or to which account?
Science/TechnologyRe: Looking For A Fast And Reliable Internet Provider In Ikorodu. by berbs: 3:39pm On Aug 02, 2025
Rapsowdee01:
Starlink
Is there any other one? Starlink is super unaffordable.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria 2020 Part 2 by berbs: 4:10pm On Aug 01, 2025
Is there any other QAW kinda transcription available that our fellow transcribers are currently using their platformhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: No Job, No Marriage And No Child At 40. What Next? by berbs: 6:23am On Jul 22, 2025
ZeroWorries:
If a man finds himself in this situation, what should he do?

End it all?
You dare not end it all because so much glory awaits you once you cross that bridge. If you end it all and think you're free, what of your loved ones that are interceding for you day in, day out and know that your breakthrough is near.

Lean IT related skills or something. Don't allow those frenemies rejoice over your kpai oooo. May the universe guide you wherever you are and favor shall open those doors for you. Remember little beginnings matter too. A child first learn how to crawl before walking, then running.

Shalom. 💕
PoliticsRe: Electricity Act Fallout: GENCOs, DISCOs Rage As States Begin Tariff Cuts by berbs: 6:12am On Jul 22, 2025
Abeg, when is Lagos state cutting their tariffhuhhuh

E go better make the tariff cut reach out side too oooo.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: National Commission by berbs: 2:25pm On Jun 18, 2025
How farhuh It seems there is a backdoor thing going on though.
HealthRe: Which Addiction Is Most Difficult To Quit? by berbs: 9:52am On May 29, 2025
Fiscus105:
1. Gambling.
2. Smoking cigarettes.
3.Porn watching.
4.Masturbation.
5.Drugs.
6. Phone/internet.

To me it's phone addiction is most difficult to quit.
Phone/Internet.
PhonesRe: Easybuy by berbs: 2:10pm On Mar 11, 2025
Tokason24:
I tried to download it in play store but couldn't find it back. How can it possibly be deleted from my phone without my permission 🤔
That is really worrisome.
PoliticsRe: Unstable Electricity Hindering Industrialisation In Nigeria – Dangote by berbs: 5:20am On Feb 28, 2025
Before nko...huh
HealthRe: XEC COVID-19 Variant: Federal Government Confirms No Cases In Nigeria by berbs: 6:13am On Dec 09, 2024
Everydaylove:
Only fools will believe this story again
Gbam.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Lambast Oshiomhole For Calling Edo Governor, Wife Childless by berbs: 4:57am On Sep 02, 2024
Haaaaa. This is so wrong.
InvestmentRe: Yescoin Will Be Launched On 16th June 2024 On Bybit by berbs: 8:47pm On Jun 22, 2024
Petersuenos:
Yescoin will be launched on 16th June 2024. Just like Notcoin, many millionaires will be made.
It's not too late to join the train........

https:///theYescoin_bot/Yescoin?startapp=lxWsDb
Where they able to launchhuh
PoliticsRe: ‘Leave Or Die’, ISWAP Sends Quit Notice To Borno Communities by berbs: 10:44am On Jun 01, 2024
These people just dey use Igboju dey collect indigenous people's land all in the name of holy war. All na scam.
HealthRe: Erectile Dysfunction Driving Me To Sucide by berbs: 5:48am On May 12, 2024
TheBTCinvestor:
Your Fake burantashi I tried that didn't work...instead na sand I dey swallow for my system..guy stop this scam ur playing o
Sand keh? How do you mean bro?
CelebritiesRe: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by berbs: 11:41pm On May 07, 2024
I thought this dude said he will never live in Lekki or build a house there. What changedhuh
PoliticsRe: Our Administration Will Implement The New Minimum Approved By FG - Sanwo-Olu by berbs: 10:14am On May 02, 2024
hellunfats:
Workers don't want that 15% increase, these people in government they have deaf ears.. who and who did they agree 15% increase before announcing?
There's nothing like they have deaf ears. They know exactly what they're doing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by berbs: 3:49pm On Apr 30, 2024
StepGodfather:
Chai! You mumu no be small. Just stop looking for any job and wait make another government come approve NATCOM. No gree for anybody.
Your ancestors na sueggbe. Omo irannkiran
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by berbs: 7:54pm On Apr 29, 2024
Gabicon20:
Don't let us get emotional about this sir. I suggest u take down this quote, I will come back and edit my mention unless of course u have evidence to prove that "Mr President is a scam, he faked his name, date of birth, job history, school history, yen yen yen".
Na only u sabi that one my hand no de am.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by berbs: 12:46pm On Apr 29, 2024
Gabicon20:
The government declared an organization and it's activities ILLEGAL, arrested the head of the organization for job scam awaiting prosecution and warned her citizens to be vigilant and not have anything to do with the organization and your only reaction was to tell us that WE SHOULD URGE THE GOVT TO LEGALIZE THAT ORGANIZATION AND STOP SITTING ON THE FENCE meaning u are still ready to work with/for the organization in question as a govt agency and yet u don't think u are acting like govt work is do or die affair.
*sir the govt is not sitting on the fence like u said earlier, the govt said your natcom is illegal
*I had love to explain the same pdf document u shared the link to here but I won't because u have made up ur mind already, but note that your natcom is not the same as the natcom the PDF is talking about, if u can't see that then it's ur problem with comprehension.
*I'm only reacting to ur comment coz of the people u might deceive here not necessarily for ur own sake coz only u know what u want to achieve.
*If e sure u, go and protest in Abuja with a placard in front of NCCSALW office reading "legalize Natcom now, stop sitting on the fence". Just then the government will explain better to u in person.
Heeyah. Mr President is a scam, he fake his name, date of birth, job history, school history, yen yen yen. Yet he is the legal president we have today. The same thing they said about Civil Defense back then until it became what it is today. Oga, How markethuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by berbs: 1:49am On Apr 29, 2024
Gabicon20:
It's now confirmed that no matter how hard u try, some flies will still follow the corpse to the grave.
Iyen flies and those that sees government work as do or die affair.

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