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Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by berbs: 1:38am On May 06, 2022
Alexpetra:
no now... It is true that it is his father's house but the house still belong to his father, he can't wrestle with him,
Best is to leave. Father calling his own son bastard?? Mehn!

My dear, forget. If he had threatened his dad long ago, his dad would have definitely known his place. I'm this era, we gotta take the bull by the horn. As long as it's his biological father, the house belongs to the children also until they are ready to leave.

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Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by berbs: 12:17am On May 06, 2022
Lucasmuyiwaa:
What happened was that my Dad collected a brand new iPhone I bought from me February last year all because some uncivilized people like him keeps telling him the phone I use is very expensive and said it’s used by yahoo boys and which my Dad hate the word YAHOO.

Though , I felt very sad wondering why he would collect a phone from a 27 years old Son.

I pleaded to him severally to please give me back the phone and I also sent some of his friends which they value each other to him to please help me beg him to return the phone but he keeps telling them he’s not gonna give me and instead get me a small phone that doesn’t browse so as to stop having internet access.

After many Months of using a small Android phone which is very uncomfortable for me and hoping I will gather some money and get a better phone for myself anytime soon.

I waited for some months but couldn’t afford a better phone cuz I don’t want to buy a very low budget phone since I’m addicted to smooth browsing on my IPhone.

Then I tried to find solution for myself by going to find the iPhone he seized in his room even though I don’t enter his room anyhow.

God so good i got into his room when everyone wasn’t aware and I found the phone where he kept it and took it.

I started having conscience on it and asking myself if I’ve messed up.

I came to Nairaland to ask what I should do maybe to return the phone or keep it with me.

I found out some people blamed me for invading his room and getting m my stuff.

Some people told me to return it and never do that again.

when I was going to return the phone I found out that the whole house are back and it’s not possible to go there that time.

I don’t know what to do because it was a luck that nobody was at home that day.

I reasoned to my self maybe I should go and deliver the phone to him myself fearing if he found out the phone is no more there the issue will escalate and will be too late.

The next morning I took the phone to him and told him I find it using a device on the phone with another phone to track it.

He was very annoyed and said what I did was bad with a very cool voice and gave me the phone back himself.

After few hours he called me and said he put some Saudi Money (Riyadh) in the carton he hide my phone and he couldn’t find the money there and asked me if I took it.

I sensed he was trying to tell me that in order to know what I did was bad.

I told him I didn’t take any money there and I honestly didn’t see any money there.

He let me leave and said he will try to find it very well later.

Then just today he called my married elder sister to come to our house and wanted to have a meeting with us cuz we are just two from our late mother.

From his speech he said he can’t be seeing me not working since I’m a graduate and I should find something doing.

He knew I was into exportation of Petrol to Cotonou before the work stopped due to border close down and too much customs officials on the road.

So he started insulting me I’m just being idle and don’t want to work because I’m getting money from yahoo because he returned my phone to me to have internet access.

I accepted all the insults he did to me and didn’t argue with him not until he said if I’m a good boy I won’t go into his room to take my phone and even take his money he kept there the other day.

I then knew he meant that word that I took his money again and which I didn’t even take or see.

Then he began raining insults on me and begin to lay emphasis on the money that I took my phone and his money.

At this point I was very mad and couldn’t hold myself from keeping silence and then I had to break it.

I told him I can take everything he do to me but accusing me wrongfully I will never take that with a mini voice and suddenly wanted to hit me which I run from him to escape.

On running through the steps, he suddenly grab the big stool in the sitting room and dropped it on my head which nearly hit me . (If that stool hit me I don’t know what will happen to me )

But I managed to escape and he started raining curses on me and insulting my late mother for giving him a son like me.

My sister was there too and all she kept saying was I’m very rude to disclaim the accusations and defending myself and she also start insulting me that how dare should I talk when he’s talking.

After few insults he gave me so he came downstairs and started insulting me again while I stand not too far from him.

He quickly picked up a very big stone and a big plank on the floor threw at me which if these two objects meet me I will still be bleeding by now.

He told me with anger that I’m a bastard and cursed me saying it will not better for me and we can never sleep together in the house today and he left and went out.

So my stepmother returned and I narrated everything to her and made her known I’m leaving the house to avoid unnecessary violence again because I’ve been planning to leave the house due to everyday arguments and his nags.

The stepmother told me not to leave the house and rather he will talk to him and calm him down and everything will be fine.

I already made my mind to leave the house and stay at the hotel for some days because my friend which I could go and stay with has traveled last week and said he will be back today.

I got to the hotel and booked the room and having some rests then I saw my stepmother call and she said I should come home and we need to talk.

I sensed maybe she was trying to set me up and I told her I’m at where I’m going to sleep tonight because I just don’t want to come home today.

She said I shouldn’t even think that way and promised me nothing is going to happen.

I believed her because she knows I respected her and I knows she likes me.

Then she told me to come home and sleep and assure me no violence will happen as she just need to talk to me privately which I don’t have idea what else she want to tell me .

Now should I go home or just sleep at the hotel and probably not going to go to that house again soon if I sleep at the hotel today ?


You either wrestle your dad or move out of that house. If everything you narrated here is 100% true, then your dad needs to be spanked and he'll come to his sense. No apologies becos I mean it.

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Politics / Re: Train Attack: Abducted Pregnant Passenger Gives Birth In Captivity by berbs: 11:50am On Apr 28, 2022
ojesymsym:
This is one irony of life that I don't often understand. Many women die from child delivery in even very good hospitals in Nigeria yet you get to hear someone delivered inside keke, bus and in this case in captivity where there is little or no medical support around.
Why then do some women die in hospitals during child bearing

Individual differences. Complications during childbirth. Mechanism for pain threshold differs too.
Politics / Re: Oyo School Principals Begin Subtle Campaign For Governor Makinde by berbs: 1:31pm On Apr 27, 2022
No83:





What else other than that?

Goto Oyo state Government Feedback page on facebook and see all his government has achieved so far with the little Oyo state gets monthly. Besides that, all the gratuities areas as far back as 2007 or so, he's started clearing them and ensuring that those that retired during his regime are being paid on time. This means he's clearing the backlog of workers gratuity and ensuring that they are up to date.

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Politics / Re: Oyo School Principals Begin Subtle Campaign For Governor Makinde by berbs: 1:27pm On Apr 27, 2022
Sambab:


If you called seyi makinde media hype... What will you call your APC party.

Good question.

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Science/Technology / Re: Have You Been Bitten By A Cockroach Before?11 by berbs: 9:08am On Apr 19, 2022
Spits. Disgusting insect.

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Education / Re: I Feel Like I Wasted My Time On Education by berbs: 10:27am On Apr 14, 2022
MP3GAGAdotCOM:
First of all,
Are you a lover of yourself or A Lover of Christ? You seem to be too proud of ur achievements.
Lemme tell you the truth, without JESUS CHRIST in your life, all those certificates will be tissue papers in no distant time.
We have seen PhD holders lobbying to be dangote's truck driver, very pathetic.

Just sit tight, the country will help you understand better.

Abeg, gettat.

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Entertainment / Re: I Vowed To Do Michael Jackson’s Dangerous Dance Before I Die!!! by berbs: 6:20pm On Apr 10, 2022
Contango:
I am not a dancer, but a huge fan of Michael Jackson. My favorite choreography has always been the dangerous dance and I had vowed to do it before I die!!!


That's cute bro.
Career / Re: How I Got Fired From Chevron By A Gay Boss by berbs: 7:41am On Apr 08, 2022
paulolee:
was in same story back then in lag, me n Jude my guy visited his after one senior man foe hood Gv us him contact for custom work.
we went on a Saturday n the man jus clear us dt he can only help who would be his boyfriend n service him each weekend when his wife leaves to see her people in Ogun state..
me n Jude declined n left his huge house in V.I n went back to report him to the man dt sent us n he just laughed
months letter I hear say Jude bin go back n accept d offer, Jude block my line, move out from streets, don build house for villa n don de ride different cars after just 1 year for dt job bcoz the man de really spend on am..
currently Jude is the head of the man's private firm in South Africa n i still dey street with my "dignity" hoping for good days ahead..
that's life for u

There may be consequences though. But all in all, it's an individual choice. Lots of folks are doing it to get jobs because the country no easy. Wishing you all the best bro.
Politics / Re: Soludo Appoints Odinkalu, Bianca Ojukwu, Charly Boy, 12 Others Into Committee by berbs: 3:17am On Apr 07, 2022
I hope Chukwuma knows what he's doing.
Culture / Re: God Told Me To Become Soun Of Ogbomoso – RCCG's Pastor Olaoye by berbs: 6:26am On Mar 30, 2022
Fabnaija:
Na so one man last time who called himself a Pastor, after Impregnanting almost all the married women and their daughters in his church, he came out and told us that Holy Spirit Instructed him to do so. Haba! But wait oo! Why is it that almost all the RCCG Pastors are politicians? Why they like ordaining politicians as their Pastors? Just asking...

You should know better.
Culture / Re: God Told Me To Become Soun Of Ogbomoso – RCCG's Pastor Olaoye by berbs: 6:25am On Mar 30, 2022
What or who is God to these set of people? They just open mouth waaaah and lie about their own ambition and say that it's God that instructed them to do so. Tufiakwa. Dey don use God scam us since forever.
Religion / Re: Someone's Soul Spiritually Tied Down Using An Agama Lizard (graphics) by berbs: 4:54am On Mar 29, 2022
Ask yourself if that same lady has progressed in life. Omase ooooo. cry
Politics / Re: Tinubu Donates ₦1 Billion To LASU For Leadership Development Centre by berbs: 11:38am On Mar 25, 2022
Tufiakwa.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In Canada: How Do You Survive? by berbs: 11:41am On Mar 16, 2022
Hello people. Can someone tell me list of colleges that I can do my 2-year diploma in database management and analytics with cheap tuition Preferably in Calgary or Edmonton. Thank you very much.

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Politics / Re: Official Commissioning Of International Conference Centre Awka(video&photos) by berbs: 7:59pm On Mar 09, 2022
Dem no use mask ooooo.
Politics / Re: Bisi Fayemi: NGWF Members Were Not In Dubai Solely For Aisha Buhari's Birthday by berbs: 5:22pm On Mar 02, 2022
Na lie go kill una for there.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 1.5M Monthly In Nigeria Vs 4k Pounds Monthly In The UK by berbs: 2:32pm On Feb 24, 2022
pappilo:


Liar

Now I know why people are suspicious of stories on Nairaland. No one will make an after tax offer to you in the UK. You either pay through PAYE or you sort out your own tax outside IR35. In both cases your offer will be your gross annual salary.

Tell me I am a hater but no one is offering you a £90,000/year job in the UK from Nigeria simply because you are 'tech bro', Whatever dafuq that mean. I dont care if you can write perfect API code straight from sleep or you are a developer, SDET, BA, Architect, PM all rolled in one.


Heeyah.
Politics / Re: Nonye Josephine Ezeanyaeche, 102-Year-Old Woman Declares For Nigerian Presidency by berbs: 2:18pm On Feb 17, 2022
They have used our brain to do pase paro walahi.
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: IPOB, ESN Members Out To Destroy Me by berbs: 10:30am On Feb 17, 2022
Shey e ngbo oro lenu were

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Family / Re: 15-Year-Old Tore Her Aunt's Level 16 Promotion Letter Because She Was Scolded by berbs: 5:17pm On Feb 16, 2022
Baawaa:
She need to be counselled

Are you aware that they do need that letter for clearance and verification of all sorts especially if she is a state or federal worker

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Properties / Re: Yaba Building Collapse: One Person Recovered Dead From The Rubble by berbs: 10:47pm On Feb 12, 2022
Wow. May his soul rest in peace.
Romance / Re: My Woman's Sex Libido Just Increased by berbs: 9:29pm On Feb 05, 2022
Zeal0000007:
Pals just don't know what to think, here is it, my fiancee's sex libido increased rapidly than before, I work at sea returning back from work , the way my woman has been spinning during sex is disturbing.
I know she must have missed me but she is not a very sexy driven person. This time around during sex, she can raised her legs up to her head, and its shocking, the way she moans its unbelievable, this time around she loves doggy style, like say tomorrow no dey, she wants to come up top me and alot more.

My imagination is trying to tell that she might be having it with someone that is very good in bed while I was away, pals this is giving me a lot of concern. Soon I will be going back in matter of days, from my observations since I came back I have not seen strange number calling her.

Your spouse don go learn lesson from Blessing CEO.
Business / Re: What's Your Plan Towards Financial Freedom In 2022? by berbs: 9:34pm On Feb 03, 2022
Hashabiah:
Scribie is almost like QA-world but there is work . If you are committed, could earn a minimum of $300 on a monthly basis. But if you are into transcription and editing and QA , you could make over $1200 a month .

As for HappyScribe, they the average pay is €450 a month but if you are into QA and editing you could make €3000 a month . All depends on your commitment and work speed .


But how many months did it take you to make $2700 with Qa-world? I could barely make up to $100 in my first month because of my typing speed

It's as if it's long you visited QA-World. QAW now pays 1 cent per audio minute which amounts to $1 per 100 minutes. Let's be guided, please.
Science/Technology / Re: Big Elephant Spotted In Oyo State (Photos) by berbs: 5:39pm On Feb 03, 2022
Ebubu3:
Glad they haven’t killed it
Seems Oyo people have sense

It's a sign of good Omen. It's not meant to be killed unless it's gone rabid.
Religion / Re: Mummy GO Spotted Grabbing Pizza (Photo, Video) by berbs: 5:36pm On Feb 03, 2022
tutudesz:
Anybody were eat pizza dey go hell fire O!
[Pi]t of Hell = [Pi]zza

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Sports / Re: I Am On The Run Because Of Sport Betting by berbs: 10:53am On Feb 01, 2022
Oju kokoro is doing you. Have self control over things firstly and you'll be grateful to God.
Romance / Re: My Engagement Is About To Be Broken by berbs: 9:11am On Feb 01, 2022
Beautifulearth:
Met my girl 2yrs ago and we apparently love each other but I’m worried due to some factors I noticed…..

She’s from a dysfunctional family (Mother is a single mom who left her home because her husband married another wife and Her Sister is currently in her third marriage with 3 kids from 3diff men).

She’s insisting on doing things we agreed she wouldn’t do, she was using leg chain when we met and she stopped it because I told her I don’t like it(I don’t like ashawo vibez like 2-3neckchains, leg chains and piercing) now she’s insisting on doing some of them which led to a great misunderstanding between us which we still trying to resolve.

And lastly we do have little quarrels a lot even tho most would be settled because we both have anger issues and sometimes get physical with each other because she will lash out and will try to want to stand up and fight you like a man and my mom really doesn’t like her because of her quarrelsome attitude and only support me because I love her……..we stayed this long because I never suspect or caught her guilty of infidelity(I go through her phone unaware and she never gave me a reason to suspect her) which is a trait I always wanted above others in a woman.

Oga, free this chic now else you may regret it in future.

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Religion / Re: Lucifer Is Behind Big Brother Naija Voice - Mummy GO by berbs: 5:09pm On Jan 31, 2022
tiswell:
mummy GO na scam

You for that right.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Bae U Celebrates His Lover Kemz (mummy Wa) Birthday In A Romantic Style by berbs: 2:40pm On Jan 31, 2022
Iyaebe:
Is love truly here?time shall tell

I guess you have something to say now after BaeU has been exposed for his acts.
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie Curses Yahoo Boys "You'll Get Accident" by berbs: 9:54pm On Jan 28, 2022
And he calls himself a pastor. Well, those involved have replied him.
Politics / Re: Discos Face Imminent Collapse, Wallow In Debt by berbs: 10:39am On Jan 28, 2022
backbencher:
Basically it all boils down to one thing

DISCOS are not allowed to charge the money they should charge

Then people don't pay their bills as and at when due.

When your customers are not paying you the money you need, issues are going to arise.

E be like say head dey pain you. How many times do they give power in a day, week, and month and how much do they bring to consumers to pay as bill

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