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frisky2good:
We are discussing erection. Women shouldn't be here.

Who suffer after effects of weak erection ? Women. The man carries the shame while the woman suffers from no or less satisfaction.

madridguy:
Your uncle is absolutely correct. Though I don't know if Maggi intake have connection with weak erection but far back year 2000, a doctor advised us in a health talk to stop cooking with Maggi as it kills more than we think. He stretched further that majority of disease the younger generation is dying of is as result of much Maggi intake. He recommended locust beans " iru " has you've said.

Meanwhile, if you stay in Lagos, I can link you with someone that can prepare you a good herb.

Please can i have the grace ? I live in Lagos and have a similar problem. Thanks

profosa:
Please ensure you chew 2 bitter kola in a day.All your problem would be past tense

Really ?

hopefulLandlord:
the former is referring to Christianity while the latter is talking about religion in general

I should've made it clearer but then I typed very fast cuz I was having lunch at the same time

can you just tell me those "Contradictions"? I'm always open to constructive criticisms even destructive ones are welcome

It's okay for as long as you believe you can be understood. You may as well try to pay adequate attention in subsequent write-ups

Thanks for your civil and humble response.

hopefulLandlord:
Christian faith is almost two thousand years old.
It was designed as a tool of persuasion.
Most people two thousand years ago were illiterate and ignorant. Faith served to make common folks obedient to the instructions and teachings of the religious leaders who were generally literate and educated.

So faith has that social organizing power.

Over the last two thousand years, literacy, education and access to information and knowledge has become commonplace. This sharply undermines the need to be blindly obedient to the educated big shots who would tell us all what to do. Many of the big shots show us that they are the ones who are actually in need of education and moral guidance.

Also, over the last two thousand years, people have become logical, knowledgeable and skeptical enough that the tool itself, the blind faith is being widely viewed with a critical eye. The superstitions that go along with religious faith are being seen as naive, foolish and unsuitable for belief by modern people.

And so, the ancient social benefits of faith dwindle as the harm that superstition does to society becomes more apparent.

This is what's behind the decline in religions in the industrialized world, and the decline is happening here right before our eyes in Nigeria


as for the guy above me, I've got no business with you

Am sorry, but do you understand yourself ? Because you failed woefully to make yourself understood. You were going round in circles and contradicting your points.

In addition, according to your opening paragragh, christianity is less than two years' old. Later in subsequent paragraphs, it became more that two years' old. Huh ?

Lokoyen:
Thank you very much, may the lord bless you richly and make you eat the fruits of your labour. I will give you a call to get more details.

Thanks again.

Uwc.

NOC1:
chai prodigal son is back, of the truth your sins are forgiven, but they should suffer you like Ifeanyi Ubah

I am an Igbo man of the Truth if it is not Jagban it is Tinubu. walahi no politician is like him, none of his beneficiaries are as relevant as him if you doubt, where is Udenwa who could not produce his successor, where Ibori, where is Alams, Mbadinuju, Obong victor Attah etc... all of them lost their structures.

Whao ! Thought-provoking.

You only ridicule your generation of liepobs with nefarious fabrications like this. I know you expect your fellow goons to believe you as they are already gloating here but you forgot that non-liepobs readers are intelligent and discernible enough to, for example, ask - how did you know the contents of the file - by telepathy or through the eagle eyes of your amadioha ?
Busybodism is a chronic desease of children of hate and educated illiterates.

sonya4all:
information reaching me this evening has it that, everyone should be at alert as verification notice would soon be published in some national dailies, hence start organizing your documents....

Thanks for your efforts. Hope the soon be this May. No other 'soon' could be any better.

Sanni45:
My people exercise a little more patience,the light @ d end of d tunnel is brighter than ever..God indeed grinds but slowly..Dis is wat I captured on PTAD Facebook acct.You can as well ask whatever question u deem fit.

What other question to ask than the million-dollar time for verification or screening ?

Lokoyen:
I felt like crying seeing someone reply me about my dad's pension. I just doesn't have the time to visit him until is death. I felt really pained about his death which was due to carelessness of the people around him. Anyways am really happy that someone replied me. Please can i have your number so that i can be updated on the developments. My mom is presently with me in Ibadan and will soon leave for Abuja to do all necessary things about her later husband's pension.

Thanks again.

You are welcome. Well, replying you is no big deal because your dad was a colleague whether we knew each other or not and those of us alive are so by the special grace of God. Naturally, we normally feel pained whenever a colleague's death is announced. May God preserve our lives to His glory in Jesus name.
What was your dad's names and when was he disengaged from service ?

08051580555

Lokoyen:
Can sum1 please fill me in? Am lost here and i hope its not too late. I lost my dad last year and he told us he is expecting pension from Nitel. Though he was paid part of his entitlements when he was disengaged from active service.

My question can i still represent him (His next of kin)?
What do i need and how do i go about it. Am presently in Ibadan and would like to go to Abuja to find out details.

Am happy i stumbled on this thread.

If your father died last year then he must be entitled to pensions upto his date of death. Yes, the next of kin can represent him.
I read on this thread about people in your shoes being given some forms to fiil for further processing. Get hold of all official documents relating to your dad and go to Abuja OR await instructions in the expected verification guidelines. But i would chose the second option.
My opinion though.

ikwere1stson:
Does illorin have an emir or not...Is your oba of Ife not in kuje cell up to now after the Fulani saga..

Go back to school and learn how to read, dummy.

frankdoz25:
kikikikikikiki............laughing in swahahili, for 3 years gallant biafran military wage a massive offensives against the zoo, biafran military besiege and captured ore and Benin, and advance to Lagos was cut short by evil British machinary.


Have you stopped hausa-fulani rustlers that have raped, killed and annexed kwara state, and instituted their emirs, instead yolloba buffoons ran conspicuously like dangote truck in hide.
With fayose declaration of ekiti state biafran territory, afonja like you must be weeping profusely now!

Gibberish from a low-cognitive mentality, no cohesion nor intellectual sense made.
Your failure to address the problem facing empty chest-beating generations of goons in your domain proves the fact that you are truely empty barrels. Vagabonds for ever.

frankdoz25:
afonjas are nothing short of low-lifers! incapacitated of making rational and constructive reasoning but not much blame because expecting any sane assertion from an ewedu/amala decimated brain may spell foolish.

Ask your forefathers who taught them how not to brag from 1967 to 1970 and if you had any brain you will not tow the same perilous path.
Go stop fulani herdsmen from making target practice of your people in Anambra, Imo and Enugu. Also tell your leaders that shedding tears in public won't do the trick.

frankdoz25:
another afonja let loose! someone cage him now. no correlation and coherency in the displayed garbage.

LiePOBs are a bunch of dummies and irrational nincompoops fit only to be ignored.

IPOBs are intrinsically irrational, rash, excessively emotional and brash. The thread was by an IPOB and directed at Ibo politicians and rather than making useful contributions, the goons turned it into a rumour-mill and afonja bash. How does this help your course ? Since fulani herdsmen have been taking over your land in Enugu, Anambra and Imo, raping anything in skirts while the men are slaughtered like cow, what action have you taken with your much-vounted bravery ? Weeping and declaration of a fast ?
What happened in Ife was a signal to them that excesses condoned in the SE and Benue will not be tolerated in the SW. As for those arrested, you displayed crass ignorance by gloating that they will be jailed for life. You will soon learn that brain and astuteness work better than brash brawn.

DrGoodman:
I heard that many south west legislators are holding a meeting now, they are moving to beg the SS and SE lawmakers to include them in Biafra. Fayose was seen making lots of calls on that. The sw members of parliament are also planning to travel to Port Harcourt

What irrational postulations ? I heard, i heard, ad infinitum .
Only a brainless slowpoke will think or believe the yoruba need beg any section of this country to be included in their self-determination movement. You really are thinking far too much of yourselves and need self-caution.

AnthonioAlsaid:
Guy go natural

Every morning for one month drink bitter leaf water extract

Then repeat for the first week only for every other month

I swear you go turn stud like me

You can go 7days non stop on top woman

Thank you. Something tells me this will work perfectly.

0taPiaPia:
M
Didnt ask i i expect a confirmation call.

Okay.

0taPiaPia:
Screnning will start this month so i was told by my informant.
I hope someone can stand in for a deseased staff.

If your informant is an insider, he/she should be able to provide information about your hope for a deceased staff. Or don't you think so ?

ZKOSOSO:
Someone will say na cos of too much kpenshin and shayoo de cause all dis at Ol age.....
OBJ wey be full time Kpenshing Machine sef still de kankpe.......
Wey even maradona and score his own daughter in-law join....

IBB ya sin haf find thee....

Mamman Vatsa
Dele Giwa
Gideon Orka
C-132 plane crash

Good one.
1000 likes deserved.

Why not take a better closef-up photo of him ?

emmanuelpopson:
you are doing a great job I must say.. information is power and you are so much a blessing to us here.. is the 29 billion covering all parastatals as you opined...when is the verification going to commence proper...can i know the parastatals involved here apart from Nitel?..
thanks in advance for the prompt response..

Not 29 but 299billion naira.

lx3as:
You even get time for him; he even claimed that Ilajes are Ijaws. The Ijaws in Ondo State migrated recently, The Apoi, who migrated first, already assimilated as Yorubas and the Arogbo that came later are still assimilating, though virtually all of them understand Yoruba language. Both Apoi and Arogbo are in Ese Odo LGA. prior to their coming, Yoruba Ilajes own the land and only share boundary with their kins, the Itshekiris.

Thanks.

KINGOFTHEEAST:
even chimpanzee can't chest beat like this my chest de pain me wella ....Yoruba and threat lol I rather take a threat from a dove serious

When the time comes please let no one use a phantom "yam festival" to flee from action.

The Yoruba fought for GEJ's enthronement after Yar'adua's death and voted massively for him in the subsequent ellection hoping he would use the rare opportunity to fight for his people's right.

He squandered the opportunity behaving like a spoilt child with small mind. He betrayed, ignored and iltreated the same Yoruba that helped him. He surreptitiously armed his largely illiterate people to terrorize their neighbourhoods. Instead of facing their common enemy, they foolishly turned the arms on the Yoruba on their own soil. That was a terrible mistep. You don't wake a sleeping tiger and expect to go scot-free. When they realise who their true friends are, they may begin to find solutions to their problems. They had a misfortune of listening to brash and irrational miscreants like Asari.

ExplorerReturns:
Yoruba's give back ijaws their coastline in Ogun and ondo state. the only coastline local government in ondo,ilaje, is ijaw land. they are angry and that is why they are killing people in ogun, lagosand ondo pls cede ilaje, ese-odo local government back to delta state for peace to reign! or else they will keep terrorizing the neighborhood. you guys are not coastal dwellers and I wonder what apo ijaw speaking people of ilaje is doing in ondo state

Those areas you mentioned are yoruba land and the so-called Ijaws were only accommodated as settlers who came over in canoes for fishing. Not a single inch of yorubaland will be ceded to strangers and they will only be placing themselves on the line of fire for frivolous claims. You are invited or challenged to lead their agitation and see what it means to cross a yoruba red line. Rubbish.

It's true afterall. I subscribed this morning and got 1.6g. After coming across this thread, i switched to check and found 3.239mb (3.3g).
Is it repentance or magnanmity ?

okooloyun1:
You will receive 3.2gb if you re-subscribe before ur sub expire or 3days after d expiration of ur subscription, subscription after 3days you get 1.6gb.

So what is double in that ? It's same rate, no change.

okoliexpress:
hmmm... well this ongoing drama only time will tell....
whether he's sick or well time will tell....
whether they are lying or saying the truth time will tell....
whether there is a cabal or he is the cabal time will tell....
its not long anymore... it certainly isn't....
the end of all this is closer than we think and
God's desire for this great nation will surely prevail and our sorrows shall be no more..

Amen.

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

Meanwhile while Buhari is attending to service
She is attending to Area F police station to press charges against hubby
I think a female corporal someone from North should be the IPO.
Any other person would attach sentiments to the way the matter is to be handled.
At that point, you would be hearing stuffs like in Yorubaland, a woman should bear with words such as the underlisted (copied)

Ìfẹ́-ọkàn mi - desire of my heart
Awẹ́lẹ́wà mi - my exceedingly beautiful woman
O dára bíi egbin - you're good like the zebra
Ọkọ mi - my husband
Olùfẹ́ mi - my (male) lover
Mo ní ìfẹ́ rẹ - I love you
Mo fẹ́ràn (r)ẹ - I like you
Àyànfẹ́ mi - My chosen love
Onítèmi - Owner of mine (my love)
Olówó orí mi - Benefactor of my head (destiny)
Ayọ̀ mi - my joy
Oyin mi - my honey
Ìfẹ́ mi - my love
Iyùn mi - my precious bead
Kò-rí-kò-sùn mi - My one who if I don't see, I don't sleep
Wọlé-wọ̀de mi - My one who I enter the house and enter the public with
Òdòdó mi - my flower
Olùrànlọ́wọ́ mi - my helper
Èjìká tí ò jẹ́ ẹ̀wù ó bọ́ - shoulder that doesn't allow the cloth to fall off
Olórí gbogbo ayé mi tán porongodo - Ruler of my entire world
Àkànkẹ́ - Specially pampered
Àdùkẹ́ - one fought for to pamper
Aládé mi - My owner of the crown (king)
Òpómúléró mi - my pillar which allows the house to stand
Ìdùnnú mi - my happiness
Àkànní - Special possession
Tèmi nìkanṣoṣo - mine alone
Kòṣeéfowórà mi - My priceless one
Ajíkí mi - My one who I greet as soon as I wake
Ajírí mi - My one who I see as soon as I wake
Akẹ́bàjẹ́ tèmi nìkan - The one who I pamper to spoiling
Ọmọ t'ó ṣíngbọnlẹ̀ - One with the desirable shape
Ọlọ́kàn mi - Owner of my heart

But she is Yoruba woman sef

Bravo. O gbiyanju gidi gan n ni.