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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Shot Dead In South Africa (Graphic Photos) by BermudaTriangle(m): 6:07pm On May 11, 2017
wydmag:
Over to you Mr vice-president cum Cordinator, we expect you to address the issue and profer a lasting solution to all this killings overseas!


Is he your El Chapo Guzman ?
Did he send anyone on drug running ?
Celebrities / Re: Femi Kuti Tells Buhari To Resign by BermudaTriangle(m): 5:48pm On May 11, 2017
johnbuck81:
is it not this same kuti that was going UpAndDown with the change slogan? eye don clear.. pocket don try.


That's true democracy. You don't support blindly. Once your vote-catcher derails, you critisize him to show that you are objective and not subjective.

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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Catholic Sister Has Sex With Married Man by BermudaTriangle(m): 5:30pm On May 11, 2017
izzou:
I was expecting to see a very beautiful, curvy and classy Roman Catholic nurse.

I think am disappointed with this.




Aw. Who cares if you disappoint yourself ? Different strokes to different people.

To Phillip, Emmaculate is more emmaculate and desirable than your curvy contours.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nitel Pensioners Should Come In by BermudaTriangle(m): 5:21pm On May 11, 2017
Felepumpin:


The accumulated arrears is the bone of contention, is PTAD responsible for that too? PTAD scheme I want to believe will only be responsible for monthly payments. Then who is paying the 229 billion naira Anybody with credible info on that, please share


I don't claim this to be credible but a colleague called yesterday to tell me that a certain % of arrears for each staff will be paid along with the monthly pensions by Pension managers until all is paid rather than pay in bulk.
My thoughts - but since the total is available, i see no logical reason to pay it instalments except want to commercialise it for interests.
Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 5:12pm On May 11, 2017
[quote author=bendike post=56426163][/quote]


Oh my. Ain't you wonderful. Thanks aplenty.
May you be blessed comprehensively in Jesus name. Amen.

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Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 4:03pm On May 11, 2017
bendike:


You know what? will check for the name of the generic one i use when i get to the car and send to you. will even take a pic of it. Its like N300 only so you could get the exert one. Just try it and see. It you stay around akowonjo could even gift you one from the pharmacy around here.
As per side effects, i have not noticed any unlike when i used the blue pills that gave me headache.
Besides with this one after using a box you probably might not need to use for a while because you would feel it has corrected your system.


Would @bendike be the messaiah sent to me by God. I would the Lord Jesus for that.
Thanks. Will look forward to your promise.
But if i don't get it in my neighbourhood, though i pray not, i would've to come to Akowonjo.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Security Team Changed, Guarded By Only Northerners - FFK by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:39am On May 11, 2017
swagagolic01:
Ffk pls don't use d word "southerners" let the south west sort their self's out.... we don't care


You are totally irrelevant in the scheme of things. Yoruba and Ibos are not the only southerners. Stop writing something whenever your brain is on sabatical.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Security Team Changed, Guarded By Only Northerners - FFK by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:37am On May 11, 2017
post=56394879:
Una name na OYO, make una carry una cross no drag us enter the fight


Your forefathers did so after June 12 by abandoning the ship of NADECO for filthy lucre and turned it to a purely yoruba affair, aligning gleefully with Abacha but we came tops without your support and against your treachery. Just watch the ensueing scenario unfold.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Security Team Changed, Guarded By Only Northerners - FFK by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:32am On May 11, 2017
Agimor:
I'm not surprised..... Osinbajo disposition is too mild that's why he's been taken for granted.... Buhari is an embodiment of nepotism and favoritism.


I don't think you understand the constitution at all. Whether we like it or not, the VP is at the mercy of the president. Ekwueme to Shagari, Atiku to Obj, Gej to Yar'Aadua, Sambo to Gej.
Even in the US, it's the same. That Osinbajo even stood his ground on his ADC means he is far from being timid. As a christian, he may not see any big deal in the security details because Jesus is his security. Except the Lord kept the town, those who do do so in vain. A true christian fears no evil plans of children of satan because He who is in him is greater than he who is in the world.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Security Team Changed, Guarded By Only Northerners - FFK by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:23am On May 11, 2017
successmatters:
All I feel for your region is pity, FFK. The easy part is giving trusting a power hungry person to leave him on top of you, the hard part is getting him to come down from sitting on your head.


Better weep for yourself, lamenter.
Family / Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:01am On May 11, 2017
hammerF:
There is no source for this news.


Another fake story concocted by a hungry Yoruba blogger.


http://pmexpressng.com/husband-joystick-small-satisfy-wife/


Lunatic on the loose ?

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Family / Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:00am On May 11, 2017
ariklawani:
hmmm.doer is a serious issue. but as a Christian,all u need to do , is to manage him.God does not support divorce or separation .since is not domestic issue.during sex u can help him.missionary style is the best .try and always place hard pillow under ur bombom..y he gos in.u will feel it like is big..also if u can practice kegel exesecise to tighten up ur vigina.. it works like magic...u can also do doggy style y u lay down flat with ur tummy in bed..goodluck.


Hmmm. Experience is the best teacher.

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Family / Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 2:55am On May 11, 2017
Pritypussi:


kinibigdeal?


Bravo ! You are witty. I like that.
Family / Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 2:52am On May 11, 2017
Pritypussi:
Girls in the east start fvcking at the age of 5 and above.. Igbo men can't satisfy them with the tiny peepee they carry around.
yoruba men and hausas are still the bomb.


From the horse's mouth ?
Politics / Re: Why I Visited Osinbajo – Namadi Sambo by BermudaTriangle(m): 1:40am On May 11, 2017
osinbanjoisaliar:
That's a big, fat lie. The coordinator called you for optics. He needs to create the facade that his clearly misconstrued role in the executive still has some legitimacy. Fact is no northerner but you will carry out this political suicide mission. It seems some of GEJ's humility and diplomatic acumen robbed off on you, and i appreciate you for that. But please stop telling lies. Leave the coordinator and his alaye to stew in their own juice.


Pained hateful ashole. Perpetual wailers.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Must Decide What It Wants From The Igbo by BermudaTriangle(m): 9:43pm On May 10, 2017
I feel incensed anytime i read " igbos should be allowed to go'. Are igbos slaves and in bondage ?
I don't think they are ready to go. I can't see whats stoppping them except that theu are not ready.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Must Decide What It Wants From The Igbo by BermudaTriangle(m): 9:39pm On May 10, 2017
kpodosky:


if you can't keep this conversation civil why comment at all?

Honestly I didn't see Nigeria working, but I'm desperate to hear arguments on why it should or why Biafra shouldn't be allowed to leave. we all have issues and it would be foolish to deny all others don't bring shame to us all.
.The igbos are notorious for drugs, kidnappings and other forms of vices abroad.
.The Yorubas are the scammers and internet con's
.The Northerners are terrorists and least educated , dragging the nation's IQ into the gutters (I know the north is distinct, but majority do)
.The Southerners are sex workers abroad.

No one is innocent, everyone has contributed to the dirt, pinning it on Igbo's alone is lazy.


Tou are partially correct. I say partially because Igbos' contribution to Nigeria's soiled image is comprehensive. They are equally involved in rituals for money, sex trafficking, substandard and fake products and internet scam. I know of a igbo-speaking local government in delta state where you have an internet scammer in every family.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Must Decide What It Wants From The Igbo by BermudaTriangle(m): 9:33pm On May 10, 2017
backtosender:
This one you dey blab your afonja parasite mouth always remember your parasite region have been leeching on Igbo natural resources for the past 54 years


Are you a kindergarten without brains ?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Must Decide What It Wants From The Igbo by BermudaTriangle(m): 9:29pm On May 10, 2017
Ikenna0b:


It makes me laugh what you people call "politically savvy".

Your damn country is the current mess it is and getting worse by the second due to your so called "politically savvy".

Please don't ever abuse that word.

People that are politically savvy creates the American, UK, Canada, China, south Korea, UAE of the world not the backwards crap you currently have


Trash feat only for the dustbin.
Crime / Re: Woman And Her Daughter Killed By 'Badoo' In Ikorodu. Graphic Photos by BermudaTriangle(m): 5:29pm On May 10, 2017
demiladegold:
Olujomimo o..... Saanu fun wa o

Protect my family, friends and I against all principalities


Amen.
Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 11:53am On May 10, 2017
deluxeT:
Make Orogbo (bitter kola) one of your snacks henceforth.

Also be putting local effirin (Basil leaves) and garlic in your diet. Don't over cook them Sir.

if you won't mind blend these three guys together and drink them occasionally until you can lift a big padlock with your Mr. Jelili. loool.

Walahi, if this no work, then call me konkobility.


CAVEAT

You may be losing weight if you are eating it too much of bitter kola and you are not eating plenty food, because that guy get flenty antioxidants.

But with time you won't need it again because by then you would have become a man of TIMBER AND CALIBER.


leave all those people asking for money.


Thank you and God bless,

From an innocent Orin Ekiti man.


Ekiti Kete
Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 11:41am On May 10, 2017
[quote author=Jesufrend post=56358833][/quote]


Friend of Jesus, is this a once-in-a-lifetime or permanent cure ? No need for repetition ?
Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 11:37am On May 10, 2017
bendike:
Hello. I have notice this is a serious issue amongst guys in the nairaland community. First and foremost for those of us that have high bp and take water pills eg moduretic. The side effect is weak erection.
Now to solve the issue of weak erection, instead of using the blue pill "viagra" it is better to use cialis.
Viagra works within 30 min of using it and last for about 4hrs only.
Cialis works differently. it stays in the system for up to 3 days. The good part is that you do not get an erection unless you are sexually stimulated. It works by dilating the blood vessels around the blokos encouraging blood flow. Bros even when you wake up in the morning you are reminded of when you were 14 years old and woke up with a Bonner. lol. The amazing thing is that you get generic cialis for very cheap. 200-300 naira only for 4 pills.

If you are around akowonjo area signify, i could get one from the pharmacy opposite my place for you as a gift grin



Are you sure sir ? Even returns the morning wood ?
But what about side effects, do you know any ?
Is it available in most phamacies ? Pray it does otherwise i would've to take up your challenge.
I'm afraid of taking these pills because of the side effects and many people advise against it.
Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 11:31am On May 10, 2017
Henrick007:
drop your number, or when you get to dopemu market ask the market women where they sell herb inside the market. The shops selling herbs are in a Lane inside the market just branch anyone of your choice, then explain everything to the seller, don't be shy. It shouldn't be more than 1500


I know herbal mixture works wonders but getting genuine person and item is the problem.
I used to know a woman herbal vendor at Oshodi market whose mixture cured my chronic pile/dysentary with fiat. But since i lost her track after she suddenly left the place in the 90s,
it has been trials and errors with no parmanent cure. For about 4 years, i passed faeces with blood until i began to practically chew "Efinrin". At a time i had anus protrusion (yodiyodi) but was told that was a result of constipation. Taking Zentel caplets cured that to a small bump that still gives a little pain. The major problem now is this erectile dysfunction but i've gone weary of herbs as it is. May God help us all.
Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 11:15am On May 10, 2017
Originalsly:
Areafada gave some pinpoint things you need to check on. Many others have given very good advice. I don't think you should be looking at Maggi as the main cause of the problem...maybe it helped in some way. But.. still follow his advice.... Maggi or any other such product that is loaded with msg will gradually destroy your kidneys in particular... then later on in life we wonder why people suffer from kidney failure. The same goes with Red Bull and all the other Energy drinks. Directly affecting your erection can be sugary drinks... like sodas.... and 'fruit juices'... they are loaded with sugars.. but you wouldn't taste it. What tests you did.. we don't know. If your blood count is low... you are anemic. .. you can't have a strong erection.... did you test for STDs?... Urinary Tract Infections?... they can also kill your erection. Were you a very active member of the ehmmm....Vaseline Crew?... then this is what happens in the long run. .. cannot stand on your own. Then you have been using blue pills.... using this kind stuff should be for older guys who have long past their prime. If at your age you should be naturally standing erect in a flash... then you are killing your ability to do so by using these pills and such others. Lastly, stress. You are stressed.... even if you have an erection going on for the last ten minutes... you call your wife... the thought of would I be able to hold this erection... is stress and things will fall... can't function. Do check ups on specifics... change your diet... give your body a few months to reset itself and hopefully things will be better.


Good one there.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Tweets About Acting President / Coordinating President Controversy by BermudaTriangle(m): 5:18am On May 10, 2017
osinbanjoisaliar:
Liar, President Buhari did not handover to you, but to the Presidency. According to the letter read on the senate floor, you are nothing but a mere coordinator.
The Senate led by the senate president called you a mere commissioner, now the executive led by the president termed you a mere coordinator. That means you are not even the VP. So stop lying and acting like if you are remotely in charge.
#NOTMYPRESIDENT


No wonder those who make headlines from your parochial enclave achieve it from criminal activities such as doing the drugs, certificate forgery, etc. You display very low cognitive reasoning and abhor genuine achievements forgetting that he who respects the great paves the way for his own greatness.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nitel Pensioners Should Come In by BermudaTriangle(m): 10:11pm On May 09, 2017
HisMajesty1:

PTAD is about to place Nitel pensioners on monthly pension immediately after a yet to be fixed verification exercise. By entitlements do you mean pay off arrears?


I think what he meant is the accumulated arrears of pensions from 2011 or thereabout. Disengaged staff, for instance, was given an initial payoff of 5yrs. Since full retirement rights have been restored, the arrears from the expiry of the 5yrs uptodate is what he probably meant by entitlements. My opinion though.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Awesome Art Work Of A Power Bike Made With Cane(picture) by BermudaTriangle(m): 9:46pm On May 09, 2017
madridguy:
Dear BermudaTriangle,

I have to quote you here to make it more coded. Feel free to call the herb man on 08036834427 just tell him from madrid guy.


Thanks aplenty. I appreciate you. May God bless you and all that is yours.
Politics / Re: Senate Overrules Buhari, Says Osinbajo Is Acting President Not Coordinating(pic) by BermudaTriangle(m): 7:58pm On May 09, 2017
Since the whole drama of Buhari's sickness started, i have always wished him well even though i do not like him personally, but for disrespecting the constitution which he sworn to uphold and respect due to insincerity with the VP and by extention, Nigeria, i now say
Buhari, RIP in advance.
Politics / Re: If The Igbos Want To Leave, Let Them Go – Onuesoke by BermudaTriangle(m): 7:50pm On May 09, 2017
[quote author=kropotkin11 post=56356336]Nobody is going anywhere, our Constitution does not recognize referendum and Nigeria is under no obligation to listen to the opinion of nonentities so forget it [/quote


The UN charter which allows self-determination for ethnic nationalities, and to which Nigeria is a signitary, recognizes referendum.

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu’s 400-Room Mansion In Igbere, Abia State (Photos) by BermudaTriangle(m): 7:40pm On May 09, 2017
Brainless egotism.

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Health / Re: Weak Erection: What My Uncle Told Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 7:28pm On May 09, 2017
:Dw
frisky2good:
Not today's women. They will sort themselves.



Ofcourse, you are right.

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