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bennieman: in my secondary school, Nig Navy Sec Sch Abk, this was the sitting arrangement in our hall when we wrote WAEC in 2002. old thing...

navy boi shun
wot set r u?
Our set invigilator no even dey hall yet 'fabolous' man the full hall.

@op hope the gal's name aint BLESSING.
Had a shit lyk dis..same tin she waz on ha period..period ova 'i fuc.k.ed ha lyk she neva had it b4 even tho she had taged us FRDS WITH BENEFITS' mehn i was bin acknowledged 'badt guy p' on daily basis..!trust me Blessing love badboi..
so my guy its left 4u to make ha lov u 4real

Stpirate: Who Hide My Post. Mtchewww... @BESTO Do You Know When We Are Resuming

Gr8test NDU Stdnts! Pls b informd dat we av nt "RESUMED" bt Clearance &Registrtn 4 NEW/OLD STUDNTS 4 2012/2013 Session starts on 05/11/2012 @ d LAW CAMPUS in Yen. i.e Sch Fees,Dues,Course Forms,etc starts on d 5th. Pas it 2 ur frénds.

kindla: @besto shud i send it tru recharge card 4 u so d@ u can scan n send it?

check ur mail

kindla: Alite no problem am waitn so i can download it ok

meant cnt upload dia ELSE I SUBCRIBE for my modem

kindla: Ok pls can u scan n send 2 dis email address?kindnessifeoma@yahoo.com so d@ i can download it 4rm dere tanx

uchedu my wireless doesnt suport uploading via my mail acct
xcept u wud bear 200naira subcription fee so i wud jst use my modem which i dnt hv data plan on it.

ceejay80s: see as e dey talk as if nairaland na oil company

lmao
the guy na duns

kindla: Ok @ besto dis is my jamb reg no 26021629de

have downloaded ya slips.

stshakes: Disclaimer: Hey peeps... I actually meant to write "Billion" instead of "Million". I thot u guys would have figured out on your own but some already resorted to throwing insults. Well I can see that's the only error in my submission. Now that it is corrected, I dare any of you to come out and contest the other points I raised and let me school the person a little. I don't say what I don't know. Both squareville and the new house they are building, I have been there. From my assessment, the worth of the interiors in squareville, furniture and electronics I can personally say is worth over 100M... A house that has 12 rooms and and 6 living rooms and a basement, all furnished to the teeth, wwith the basement serving as their fully digital and live studio is not a joke... Am not trying to sing the praises of the okoyes. And for the guy saying P-square no go fit afford a jet in 20yrs, I wonder if you have a good heart for you to make that sort of proclamation on a fellow man. How if someone told you you won't reach where the Okoyes have gotten to in your lifetime? Celebrate people who have achieved success in life and that's the same way you will be celebrated.

nyc talk sha
bet them no get jet sha
i fil u tho

malele: Oga u get problem, all 9ja musician combined can't buy a private jet.
Do u think we are talking of buggati.
That jet they rumored they bought is 50million $ and that's not the money u make by singing do me I do u. P diddy as of 2011 said he has no money to fly is private jet.
Oga pls stop deceiving ur self with this ur P square dream private jet.

my guy u r onpoint
when heard diddy cried ''i was lyk wtf" nt even badboi mogul.
Psquare cnt dream of buyin and maintainin a jet not even in the nxt 20yrs

kindla: Ok if u can, shud i send u my jam reg number?

drop off ur jamb reg no

@kindla,I gues u r nt using a gud browsing network or your browser cache if full.?
My numba is on the thread.
Am in lag..and cud help u download 4rm my system

bump

all you be needing to know about ndu year one students clearance{clearance made easy} jst follow up that link. [url][/url]https://www.nairaland.com/949536/ndu-2012-13-adsm-clearance

To become a fully admitted student
in any university in Nigeria, there are certain verification process that must
be undertaken by freshers in order to
check the authenticity of their
documents.well, Niger Delta University (NDU) is not an exception.NDU 2012/2013 admission clearance may soon commence and a lot of student are preparing for it.if
you are reading this today, then
count yourself lucky because i will
explain the procedures and
guidelines on how to carry on your NDU 2012/2013 admission
clearance in order not to have difficulty in the process well, clearance in NDU is a little bit
stressful as one need to make sure
that they meet up with the deadline
because the school academic session
is always coming up early, so
therefore, all freshers are expected to process their clearance before
payment of school fees but don't be
surprised that lecture might be going
on while clearance is still on leaving
some student backward but if you
want to make your clearance to be easy for you without much stress,
then follow the guidelines i am going
to share with you below. they have two process, the online
and manual.the online comes first
before the manual verification,please
take the time to read and digest this
info for your own good. so lets get
started. you may like to read NDU 2012/2013 admission list is now on their official
website NDU 2012/2013 admission (ndu.ac)
clearance procedures and
guidelines ==> if you have been given
admission into NDU, then the first
thing to do is to download your
admission letter at www.ndu.ac. to do this, visit www.ndu.ac and insert your jamb registration number
in to the box you will see to
download your admission letter. ==> after you have successfully
downloaded your admission letter,
go to any one of the school bank
branch at yenagoa or (diamond
bank) inside the school at the
engineering block to purchase your clearance epin. with out the epin, you can't process
any thing else.
==> if you have bought yours, then
go to any cybercafe (there are lots of
guys outside the school gate that are
processing it but most of them are
not student and may not know how
to do it better with regards to the right images jpg size that ndu
requires for document uploads, so i
will advise you meet a professional
to process it for you outside
the school gate "could recomend for you". please do not make the mistake of
going to the ETF BUILDING if you
have not successfully carried out your
online clearance because that is one
of the biggest mistake freshers do
make and after wasting so much time standing on the queue, then
they will realize the huge mistake
they have made. do not waste your time trying to
struggle yourself to the queue at the
back of NDU ETF BUILDING if your
online clearance has not been done
because that is only when your
documents will appear on their system, so ignore going there even if
your friends has gone there around
7am cause its a waste of time and
delay.take note of that please and
please.
==> after processing, now you can go
to the back of NDU ETF BUILDING to
do the manual verification.
==> when done with that, they will
tell you to go and pay school
fees.just go to the bank at
engineering block to pay yours
including SU dues ( Student Union )
==> after payment of school fees, its
time for you to pay your faculty and
departmental dues at the lecture
theater.just go to the front of lecture
theater, you will see most
department and their finsec that are in charge of collection of the
payments.
==> after that, then you can go to
your faculty to collect your course
enrollment form by presenting all
your documents including your
SCHOOL FEES, SUG, FACULTY,
DEPARTMENTAL dues receipt and other documents fill the course enrollment form with
the correct details, courses and their
course codes and take it to the
various officers to sign, starting from
your HOD=>F.O (faculty officer) =>DEAN.
==> after that, you will have to go to
your department to collect your
small green card to fill your courses
and submit them back as soon as
possible.
==> after that, you have to perform a
medical test, you will have to provide
your feases (shit), urine, etc and take
it to those in charge of testing at the
school college (CHS). still on medical checks, you will be
directed to go to yenagoa glory land
X-ray center to make an X-ray (Going to yenegoa for your xray is a mere waste of time and fund "i have got a collegue dat just run that process for you without you doing any xray cos the xray would be burnt immediately after dat process). which
you will then take to the school sick
bay for other checks. when done with it, you are done
with clearance, if you need an hostel
accommodation, then go to the
school student affair units which is
not far from the school gate to
collect hostel application form.please go there with your school fees
receipt and other documents. you may also want to request for
library id card.to do this, just go to
the school library which is not far
from the ETF BUILDING opposite
school field.that's all. please make sure you come along
with all your documents like birth certificate or age declaration
waec or neco result
jamb result
local government identification letter as for the school fees, you can find
details on the admission letter you
downloaded.also apart from the cost
of clearance epin and school fees,
you can budget up to #50000 or
even more, yes, up to that because you will have to spend in terms of
things to buy and photocopy and
other expense like transport, feeding,
etc.you will surely remember and tell
the story of what you passed through
during the process.
NOTICE: NDU have started sale of epin
and online clearance only, as for the
manual verification, they have started, so
please go to the school environment
and walk to any of their designated bank to purchase your epin and start
your online clearance..wish you guys best of luck. if you follow this process, be rest
assured that your clearance would be
less stressful for you.
OTHER VITAL INFORMATION YOU MAY LIKE TO KNOW
==> NDU is a school that will ring a
bell into your ear with a welcome
message known as WAF (Withdrawal
from Academic Failure), so be
prepared for serious reading as a
fresher.
==> as at the time of writing this
post, there is no light in the school
environment, so if you are the type
that is used to AC(air condition), then
be ready to budget for one man
carryer generator cause through out your schooling there, you may not be
opportune to flex PHCN LIGHT except
you go to the university campus
==> if you normally eat three square
mill a day, then be ready to go on
101 OR 011 etc because
1, food stuff is not that cheap and
2, lectures and academic works may
prevent you from eating three square mill.
==> housing accommodation is an
hot cake, so any room you see, no
form ajebuter because sharp guys
will park into the house overnight for
there is no room for formins
==> if you like partying and clubbing,
am sorry to break your heart
because, there is no room for that in
ndu but there is one bar at the sand
field road know as bekybar, where
students go to enjoy them self with a bell ringing on their ear WAF WAF
WAF.
==> lastly, in NDU, students cannot
insult, shout, slap, fight in public, do
that and you may see yourself in
front of senate the next morning.
SOME OTHER IMPORTANT INFOS.
There several oil companies scholarships available for year one students which are not
published publicly.
so if you would be wishing to get paid by dese oil company every session ranging
from 85k to 200k (depending on your course of study though)
There is a private agency of mine outside the skool gate that alerts and enrol you in any available scholarship and see you through. (08088446086) "text msgs only"

joelsons: i cant stop tanking God.

congrat

mehn c figure 4 militants
funi enuf dis guy jst use this dier allowance to smoke,party and carry ladies.!
Last tyme i waz in bayelsa,laptops were shared 4everi 4kin small militants
dis guys jst went ahead to sell the laptops nt even wanting TO learn or use it for the purpose it was shared.!! Bought 4rm them at 20k each sha 'brandnew ish'

toluxa1: See them here, those kids we were talking about You look more like a cultist to me by the way.

u sound more lyk a pesin dat stayed in sm local villa all ur lyf
bin wonderin ow u got access2nairaland.

toluxa1: All this butterfly-brain individuals on Nairaland that will never have anything good to say about their country. Its such a shame. How can I be surprised, when the majority are either ender 18 or educated illiterates and inobjective fellows. I sure say una be student and your CGPA no fit flash glo to glo.

with ur cheap ankara u wear.!!!
Beta learn 2live up2reality.!

federal thieves allocatin moni to state thieves..!hp its guna go a far away.!

kindla: @besto pls d ssce result i have is d one i printed out 4rm d site wen i checked it,n d jamb result i have is also d one i printed out i dnt av d originals hope is nt bad?

sori we dnt accept dat at ndu
get ur originals

kindla: @besto pls like w@ n w@ do i nid 2 kum wif i mean like wich docunment do i nid 2 kum wif n like aw much am i 2 kum wif pls.tanx

u nid to get ur acceptance e-pin 1st @ 11thousand from the skul diamond bank
then u proceed to the website and process ur clearance wit the pin.
Documents nided are
ssce
2attestation letter
local govmnt letter
signed saturatory letter (u wud print out an unsigned 1 4rm the site)
birth cert..!
Then ur original jamb result is required too.!!

kindla: @boso,i got it on friday morning.@besto av done d@ bt is nt opening n pls wen is d dealine 4 making d payment of d acceptance fee do you av any idea abt d@?pls do reply me.tanx

no deadline.!
Jst hussle up ur ish tho so u'd start lectures wit yo mates
cos u got lyk 3stages clearance 2do
skul clearance,medical clearance and falculty clearance.?
4sure ndu wud stress yo
bet jst be smart enuf.

kindla: Hey guys ndu sent me a text yesterday morning 4 me 2 do my clearance online, bt d site keeps loading witout opening,pls aw do i go about it.incase anyone has done it pls help me out.tanx

use a faster connection

Ogbiaboy: My friend got an sms 2 go4 his online clearanx dat means d 3rd list is out

yep

last batch of names updateddddddddddddddd
gud luck guys

kindla: heys guys jux got a text mesg from ndu saying av been admitted ,n i should go n complete my online clearance ooooo.tankGod .

congrat gurl
the last names were updated to the list ysrede

costlysharon: pls, i'm a non indigene and i filled ndu as my 2nd choice. got 206 in jamb but dont know of my pume scores,and i wrote for physics. what are my chances with ndu? tnx alot.

u got a gr8 chance
physics applicant arent much
cos people run away 4rm it
so jst kip ur fingas cross

jesus..r u a student dia

https://www.nairaland.com/949536/2012-2013-ndu-1st-2nd
jst follow up dat link.

joelsons: pls i need ur reply. Dose it mean dat d list is pasted at d school compound and can be accessed there.

whateva updated would be communicated via our official sites www.ndu.edu.ng or www.ndu.ac