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Martowskin: ar u sure u typed d right question? Check again to confirm u typed it right

my dia,,its ova ryt
cud even snapshot the text book.....v tot lyk u datz y i decided to bring it on here....
they r jst killing a jss1 chic wit gmat stuff
u nid to see the technical drawing i did 4ha....what i neva encountered in Engrin Graphics sef..

Factor dese
The factors of 9 are 1,3 and 9
Three factors althogether = an odd number of the factors

The factors of 10 are 1,2,5 and 10
Four factors altogether = an even number of the factors

How many numbers from 1 to 100 have an even number of factors?

What do the rest have in common?




abeg guyz bear ohhh...wuz all in my head is the range rover for 2013

gud am to all and a warm happy new month via a new year
pls i'd luv to get a help on dis puzzle which was given to my lil cuzine as a take home project.
had gone left right,side to side bet not jst gud with puzzle tinss and lil cuzine is so so lukin up to ''bros''
And bros dosnt wana fall his hand... so here goes the puzzle
Puzzle Question: Got the wrong buckets?
you have a 10-litre bucket,a 7-litre bucket and a tap
How can you get exactly 9litres?....
So dear nairalanders...i'd made a promise dat b4 she getz back from villa..i'd hv killed the puzzzle with my nairalanders in mind...

he has gotten kpomo,so wat else

ocelot2006: I understand your point. But have you considered the possibility that maybe the Navy flew Azazi 'cos he was one of them before? You know, CAS, CDS, and then NSA?

true talk
My dad stil had the services of using the navy truck when parking from huz to huz..even tho he was rtd

publicity stunt.!!!
A military chopper nt even an hired commercial chopper..!!!
He shud update his status to the birds..!!!

o.k since we knw wussup wit such apps 'its as gud as blocking the front cam wit ur thumb if at all u wana do try ur lock pin...
thiefs dey learn2 ''intel inside''.
Bet sori 4 ds set of old mufons..gudluck in nabin them..!

facebook adidas 4lyf...........yahoo cool aswell

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mubybaba: hey dude have they started contacting people that were successful in the test ?

where u contacted and via email or sms
got a jnr cuzin dat wrote the xam and hv bin waiting on them.

sent u a mail with attached pix

Niiade: I truly hope you didnt go to school, since your fate lies in God's hands you shouldn't be doing anything with your life.
We know GOD reigns. Post is simple read it again haba.

Rich Dad Poor Dad
Richest man in babylon
The parable of a dollar
The power of habit: why we do what we do.
7 habits of highly effective people ( hope i am correct)

I would look out for some of the books listed here lovely thread

i rili hoped u shuda read and asimiltated well b4 punching the reply button
''hand'' was termed as 1's effort lyk (basic skulin,ryt senses,e.t.c) plus baba God..

Habiolar: Most u form say u sabi dem ontop level say dem show 4 news. If na Rob dem go Rob, I know say u no go talk dis 1. Abeg park well joor.

if na rob i go stil identify.
U get it.!
Some1 lyk u wud hv joined to plank aluu 4 even if any was related to ya..?
Sori bro ''gud or bad times'' we rep.

ebamma 3: In my own opinion,i don't think reading books can make you are better or more successful enterpreneur,if the writers of those books practised what the preach the will be the richest men in the world,

my guy more ororo to ur elbow.
Seriously fates lies in ur hands and GOD.

bolutife ogunsola...the dude had bin a genius ryt 4rm our secondary school days. ''nigerian navy sec sch' abk is surely proud of u son..
funi enuf dis guy was so unkept back then dat his books took almst 99percent of his tyme.!
No eating
no playing.
Gues e took dat up2 the uni.!datz y he is stil slim'the guy on blue.!
Thumbs up man..'i salute'!u had rep' all navy boiz abk tho u were so bullyd then..,

moreeni: This did not work for me,I took two tablespoons of wate-on,one boiled egg and one tin peak milk every morning and night for three weeks and nothing happened.I have always been a fried food person still nothing happened cos I am still weighing the same 50kg I've been weighing since I was 15yrs some 14yrs ago. OP please keep searching,I am following you.

lmao u wan form sexy 4 dat guy abi.
Criusly u nid2gv up.

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BUSH MAN: i didn,t know there is no money back or return policy in nigeria aswell,i bought a pair of trainers during my last visit to naija in one of the shopping malls and when i went back to get my money back because it was too tight the way the shop asistants looked at me like i am from another planet, they told me point blank no money back or exchange even though its only been two hours ago i bought the trainers,

lmao...r u sure u got the trainers in same shop or u misd road..!

guy 4get abt the nonsense lines uve bin given hea..!no mata ow fyne or sexy she is....try dis
Next tyme u c ha walking to or off the faculty block. try crawlin beside ha (take note-make sure u r walkin wit a company ''jst 1 pesin'') and comment nicely on ha a.s.s to ha hearing and lock up''dnt make ur comment obvious lyk u r interestd in ha bet gbam she wud sure try to luk at who made such comment and take it as a compliment..
Gbam-u v gotten 4points out of 10 unto say ur face is now in ha database.
Then take smtyme again lyk anoda day entirely try to move towards ha and strike a farmiliarity witout stil utterin a word or approach atleast ur eye contacts cud help u wit dat...dats plus 1point makin it 5 to 10point nw.
Then ur nxt approach''datz wen nxt u wud c ha' trust me she wud xpectin u to make a move which by now ova confidence 4don dy do u sef.....so u take up 4rm dere bet dnt utter love or show ur filinz..
Trust me in less than a week u wud hv bin squeezin dat a.s.s u complimentd earlier and she would be askin u wit bedrum voice '!swti wuz it wit my a.s.s dat u crazy abt.
Datz 10 ova 10man

[quote author=lola.luv]As a shy, reserved bookworm who had not even been in a relationship, I joined a UNICEF volunteer program to mentor secondary school students on sex and HIV/AIDS related issues.
Now, the number one belief we were supposed to propound was abstinence. But we were also taught how to be séxually safe, just in case there were cases of people engaging in séx, so they could atleast protect themselves.

At the training, we were to be accessed on our speaking skills, so we were given topics to present. My topic was safe and safer séx.

Now I knew what to say as we had our books and materials, but I was eaten up with nervousness on how to say it.

When it got to my turn, I started my introduction and to my delight, it was going well. Then someone ran up and slammed an erect, big, carved wooden díck in front of me for practicalisation, as well as a CD to demonstrate putting it on.

I couldn't say anything again. I was sooo embarassed and flustered all at the same time.

The coordinator encouraged me that I started off well with my introduction. That I shouldn't give up.

For where?
I was blustering, sweating and stammering till I was shooed off the stage.[/quote]BADOO OHH BADOO

mine was back in uni
attend this small uni where every1 knows eachoda.!!and am dis gbo gbo swag boi type..!
Had dis chic pestering me 2attend her church fellowship,after much persuading i inclined.!
Getting to venue,mehn i saw almost half of my lodge chics and some oda amebo galz 'who have bin ranting i form alot..
details goes lyk dis.!
Co ordinator- can some1 gv us an opening prayer
fellowshipers- err'body locked up
co ordinator -okay since nobody wana pray.! Let our special guest open prayer
**mind you guys co-ordinator was my lodge gal i dnt talk2**
It neva bekoned on me dat i waz the 1she was referrin2 til she kald my name
TEKS PLS open PRAYer 4US.
Damn..!was embrassed and weak..!
cos i was neva used to crowd prayer and i sabi hide myself..!
Next dae i jammd chic in the lodge u guys shud guess wat she uttered '??'

Mbechun007: Hi Besto,

I just had to respond to this. I've had this page open on my system for days .

SInce this issue boils down to your heart, let me answer you from my heart:

David Oyedepo and Ibukun Awosika have at different times said some things that rang true for me, and I want to share both with you:

David Oyedepo-If you think enough, what you have IS ENOUGH!

Ibukun Awosika: If you want something badly enough, money is not big enough to stop you.

Why do you need to know this? Because you strike me like someone who thinks salvation is out there. It's not; its within you. Don't get it twisted, unemployment is a choice! Saying you're just doing the gift packaging business because you're frustrated doesn't give me any confidence that you can do a good job. Snap out of your self pity and handle this business with the seriousness and finesse it deserves. You mustn't be wearing a suit and sitting behind a 2012 Camry before you feel you're doing something dignified! Whatever your hands find to do, do it exceptionally well. Package those gifts and deliver them like your life depends on it. That's the platform you need to take you to the next level.

You need to show visuals of what you have done so clients can trust you with their christmas gifts, but since I perceive you do not have the required cash to build a website, open a wordpress or account, look for a sexy template that reflects your tastes and pronto, your business is online. Exploit the next to free advert cost here on Nairaland, post your adverts on free advert sites around. Tell everyone around you're into the gift packaging business, develop you proposals and drop them with those organizations like you said. Talk to individuals too, I know individuals who know more people than corporate organizations. Also decide who your clients are the rich, the ok, or the masses, so you'll know how to draw up your list etc.

Lift your head up my dear. You're surrounded by opportunities, look around you and maximize them. And you're doing something with your hands, not stealing on 3rd mainland, that should make you proud.

WHEN YOU THINK ENOUGH, WHAT YOU HAVE IS ENOUGH!

All the best.

ì feel u on these one bro
sounded lyk my mentor.God bless
wudnt mind knowin u in pesin

e mandman: Tokin of building a website,i can do it for you at a token of #10000 naira,and better still,u can email me temitopeemmanuel90@gmail.com,i'l tel u a site whr u can display your stock/company 4free.

take a look a this site http://elisecharles.com
and get bak at me.

ifyalways: Hehe .I was a bit sleepy and his bad grammar(they hide behind text style/shorthand) was an instant turn off for me.

Well,I own and run my own businesses and not privy to such concerns.I think the HR dept. handles that.When I was an employee,we only share hampers for ourselves(staff),the clients get cards,discount fares and mileage.lol the goooodies of the aviation world.

@ify big tanks i actualy saw a service lyk mine on dis link http://elisecharles.com/
its like its a rare service in 9ja.

nekaa: My lil couzn asked my boifrnd, "ar u goin to sleep in our house?" I asked him y he was asking then he said so that mummy can make eba for him too.

neeka ow fa u.?u make sense oh.!

e mandman: Tokin of building a website,i can do it for you at a token of #10000 naira,and better still,u can email me temitopeemmanuel90@gmail.com,i'l tel u a site whr u can display your stock/company 4free.

dont worry in due times i would contact u
lyk i said am doing all tins 4rm nairaland.

@ify tnks 4ur review and advice.!the guy stated 10k b4 u kill am lol....
bet ify..do u work and ow dos ur organization handles seasonal gifts.!

vivacious vivi: Pls Grow Up!

moderators shud ban dis baggars
lyk its 5yrs old dat logon 2nl dis days
even my 4yrs old kid wont do such.

Pls nairalanders.
Am posting these on behalf of a friend even tho i had lebelled it like its my story and would be needing reviews and advice like its mine aswell .......it boils me down to my heart when a graduate like me have being on search for job and still not yet to get any,even tho i'd bagged out of of skool with a 2.2 in physics(with Electronics).
Ater fustration of seeking for job and none forth coming, i decided running a Company that gets contracts of ''Packaging and dispatching gifts items'' though right now its based on a little scale.
when i mean little scale, for example. As at now the indigenous contract i have gotten is one from my uncle’s company to package and dispatch gifts to my uncle’s business associates and workers at their residential address for the xmas season.
even though i am preparing a contract proposal to meet up other bigger organization or big men that would be interested in my company services.
company services are listed below.
→ Premium quality gift packaging.
→On time delivery.
→Acknowledgement on delivery.
→Safe and secure delivery.
so my intention of posting dese right here is to get reviews from nairalanders

so the questions i intend asking my fellow nairalanders are as follows
How does your work organization distributes out xmas gifts (e.g Hampers )to workers at festive seasons or organization aniversaries?
Do they give it out as a contract to a firm or the company handles such itself?
And peeps put in mind am just a fustrated graduate trying to burst the scene of being a self-made boss since the right job aint coming my way
And other plans on deck are as such
→building a websites for my company services( for clients convience) even i intend submiting contract proposals in person
→employing more work force if what am tinking in my head goes fyne even tho I would be needing some workforce(Early december) which vacancy would be made available to nairalanders.

So dear nairalanders I realy need some review from you guyz and would be glad if dese could make front page.

Pls nairalanders.
Am posting these on behalf of a friend even tho i had lebelled it like its story and would be needing reviews and advice like its mine aswell .......it boils me down to my heart when a graduate like me have being on search for job and still not yet to get any,even tho i'd bagged out of of skool with a 2.2 in physics(with Electronics).
Ater fustration of seeking for job and none forth coming, i decided running a Company that gets contracts of ''Packaging and dispatching gifts items'' though right now its based on a little scale.
when i mean little scale, for example. As at now the indigenous contract i have gotten is one from my uncle’s company to package and dispatch gifts to my uncle’s business associates and workers at their residential address for the xmas season.
even though i am preparing a contract proposal to meet up other bigger organization or big men that would be interested in my company services.
company services are listed below.
→ Premium quality gift packaging.
→On time delivery.
→Acknowledgement on delivery.
→Safe and secure delivery.
so my intention of posting dese right here is to get reviews from nairalanders

so the questions i intend asking my fellow nairalanders are as follows
How does your work organization distributes out xmas gifts (e.g Hampers )to workers at festive seasons or organization aniversaries?
Do they give it out as a contract to a firm or the company handles such itself?
And peeps put in mind am just a fustrated graduate trying to burst the scene of being a self-made boss since the right job aint coming my way
And other plans on deck are as such
→building a websites for my company services( for clients convience) even i intend submiting contract proposals in person
→employing more work force if what am tinking in my head goes fyne even tho I would be needing some workforce(Early december) which vacancy would be made available to nairalanders.