₦airaland Forum

taylor89:
See who wan invest 10million

On your recent thread you said you was tired saying at home

Werey

Baba dey play

Emir8:
I don't have international passport but they are not accepting PVC. They said non Nigerians can vote during Nigerian election, so the PVC cannot be used for validation of nationality

Them no wan give you the job be that

Every aboki with him kettle

femo007:
am 41yrs just get a Canad visa I spent just 1.8m to get the visa of four years and I believe I will make it there because my friend that went to Canada last year at 42 is already building house in niger is just your mind set and be focuse

Is it a work visa?

Shey dem dey whine us ni

REDshouse:
So many sponsored comments on a sponsored post

Lolz

You got the words outta my mouth

Make them dey play

kunchi:
Guy as I dey read self my prick don stand...come strong...

You need Jesus in your life bro

eazzzy1:
She should go back to school for a Masters in Computer Science. All these things you learn on Udemy and YouTube will not lead her anywhere.

Unless you want her to be on Nairaland hassling people to come edit their photos for #2000.

False

spiralwedge:
PBAT should fire this guy by Sunday and other service chiefs too. Preferably, in the night, when they are at home.

Obasanjo style

Weekend things

saweide:
In my life av dated over 105 ladies infact I have all the experience about ladies I can wrote a technical report about girls.
My last relationship the red flag was tha this lady whenever I don't give her money she will be insulting me and not happy with me o conversation she will look so malicious and unhappy but whenever I send her money she will be happy cheerful ,excited like she win a lottery ...thus kind gals can never last

Excactly what I'm experiencing with one.

I just told her to swerve with that nonsense altitude off my side

lexus is250 awd car na bullet proof.

be it the shocks ,ball joint, tie rod, shaft

lexykeyz:
Fiverr review needed. Any trusted person here please?

Available

He should just rest

Fembleez1:
Hi Besto. Can I chat with you by email? I am not currently on Whatsapp.

I responded to your mail request

Healthquest:
Pls I need a corrola 2010 south Africa engine in port Harcourt without water pump and alternator.

I'll have to test your engine and see that it works before I can balance up.
And I need someone who can buy mine too.

My own has loose timing chain problem, so I wanna get rid of it and get a new engine instead
And pls Will the new engine work with the old brain box or another work need to be done onit?

With this your conditions
Just dey play

DaMn

Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!

Baba you badt gan

Sonfethopia:
No mind op him say him salary go soon double, only am say him de serve for one remote village . who get business go ghost nysc . the fact say him de teach for one school make his story fiction.

Him for even get one better very comfortable furnished selfcon atleast for the village

Or even influence him ppa to a better city.


Dey coming nairaland to cap say him salary go soon double and him dey decline the girl visit based on the place no make

josephsm823:
Brake light and power steering light in dashboard. Steering stiffs and hard to turn .
Lexus RX 350 2011.
Please what could be the problem my Bosses?

Could be any of this below

Alternator
Battery
Eps Ecu
Eps


Just scan and it will pinpoint it

150k

frebor:
This should be the height sensor for your automatic headlight leveling. If you have stock lights and there's a warning sign on your dash, replace it if your lights are pointing in an awkward direction.

Thanks, makes more sense now.

No warning sign but I get 2 afs codes when I scan.


Does it make sense to just weld the rod back?

Please GAZZUZZ and other gurus

What's the function this stuff as I noticed its broken.

It's a rod with a sensor and it's connected from the car body to the lower arm (driver's side)

Car is lexus is250.

Any need to be worried?

KINGKONG:
How do we different fake from original, since dealers now sell the fake ones at the price of original

There's a bar code on it to verify authenticity with your smart phone.

Original will pop up accurate details like production date batch and all that when scanned

Fake will have no details atol when you scan the bar code.

Go check your crankshaft sensor

Septagon:
You guys above saying its too small.u guys are funny.have u converted it to naira?do u know how many games they officiate in three months?do u know abt allowances?

Do they spend it in Naira?


Yousef reason well nuu.

mployer:
Yes. I did a paid add but didn't get even a single call. Though their customer care was trying to advice me on better way to do it. She said I would have done a higher sub and included several items on it instead of just one item like I did, but I have lost interest by then.

But I feel it favors car dealers.

You right.

Sold several cars on jiji on free ads

Angrygoat:
Where can I get lexus IS 250 front lip to buy in ladipo and how much. I couldn't afford ebay price. My budget is 12k.front lip plastic for front bumper.

You bold ohhh

Budget 12k


You no know car you dey drive sha

Just go meet panel make dem carve steel pan give you.

Mehn You are prudent ooo

4k per month faaa

Mario1972:
It’s your battery

Just like that ooo

b4ball:
You don’t how how such markets operate, taking military men there does not work. The market has a security office with task force, they resolve such issues impartially. Trust me, military men inside the market is illegal and it can backfire.

Firstly, does he even know his exact shop? How are we sure he is a shop owner or not just a hustler inside the market, many of them here are, even in auto section! If the shop was known, he would have simply incidented the case at the station and gone to the market security department to complain with all his evidence, they will handle it and his money will be out immediately. But I doubt if the guy is even a shop owner. Earlier in the thread, there is proof that the TV has been on repair list since mid feb.

It has happened to me in the almighty ladipo

Was sold resprayed non functional electric steering rack as brand new for 500k

Same gimmicks.

Seller said it's me and my mechanic that spoilt it so he would pay me half, I just laughed untop craze wey I Don craze.

I just booked flight the next day to Lagos and marched Navy guys there Man.

Don't want to go into full details

But I personally sound shege comot from the people involved before people rushed to go call their market union to come.

Trust me, I got my refund in full with my flight ticket money.

Even their market union and security guys come dey Pali up to get Navy guys number.


No time for RUBBISH!
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He doesn't have a shop, yeah

Even a wise kid can easily rope him with a different mouth watering deal.

Na the crook go personally come pick you for Alaba gate.

As he gets there first give am better decking, he will contact and connect
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Military men inside the market will back fire, I laff

You feel he can try this shit with a military man and the military man will be whining with lawyer and be looking for civilian market union or task force to come sort this simple stuff for him.

Even police self no go go that civil route.

whisp3r:
You're a joker.

Your driver returned everything. The Bracket inclusive and I have evidence.

I dare you to not return my money in full.

Before God, I should have escalated this issue since Tuesday, I was advised not to, so we can have evidence that you've refused to comply and we gave you ample time.

NWOSU SOMTOCHUCKWU ONYEKA I DARE YOU NOT TO PAY ME MY MONEY IN FULL TOMORROW.

I know you're thinking if we file the case, you'll be arrested then you'll write a statement to pay in parts.

YOU LIE. I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS

I promise with everything I stand for. We will go to court and I will sue you for damages. I have the time and money to take up this case.

Till tomorrow.

Find Military guys go bundle that guy. Forget all this court things.


Look for quick result man.

Online TV people, criminals.

They import defective electronics and try to fix partially and sell as working perfectly.

That's their line of business.

Just get your money back and run without looking back