₦airaland Forum

Nickymichy:
Hmmmm.... I being move to my new apartment..six flat for the compound..this married woman opposite my apartment go just dey over greet me...I dey always respond as per nothing dey my mind...not until this woman send me message say she like me that she would like us to be dating...i say ok...she send another message again say how we fit see..i responded ok...all the messages wey she send i just dey respond ok...na so the woman tire leave me...see women ,if God bless you with good husband, abeg dey pray for am...una no know wetin una fellow women dey do to get your man...no be all men wan do runs OOO...but some situations dey pass person power... everybody get price ,ni matter who you are...

How she take get your number

No dey whine us

Enjoy your weekend

DallasMike77:
it's not true, am an ex rating. Nobody will send you out of onne formerly called Akaso after 4 months of training, except you are not fit physically or you can't cope with the rudiment of the training.
However, people still secures FGN/good job based on element of luck and God, Am a living Testimony.

Ahoy!!!

Dienasun:
Meaning?

It survives

Dienasun:
Please how does the IS250 survive Nigeria's fuel. I hear say it requires premium fuel. Do you guys think i should go for it? I am thinking of the 2009 version

Over survive dey worry am

350k

ublight:
Yes. How u take know

Once you mentioned anti kidnaping unit.

Does guys lack professionalism.

No deference between armed robbers and them.

Extorting for their Belle.

ublight:
This does not happen every day comrade. I believe it was God cos normally as you have pointed out, the man would be busy on a normal day.

Let me tell you how it happened.

First, the case was handled by the anti kidnapping squad. (can you imagine that. Instead of dealing with kidnapping matters, they are solving debt issue)

The commissioner came to the kidnapping unit for some reasons I do not know. Every one there (about 11 suspects) looked like hardened criminals. I was the only one like a gentleman. (thank God I cut my dreads).

When he saw how innocent I looked, he told the ipo to bring me to his office.

I didn't even know he was the commissioner despite how everyone stood at attention in his presence. I was thinking he was maybe a dpo or something else.

Entering his office was when I realised he was d commissioner. Before I could see his portrait on d wall, one barrister who was there for one of the kidnap suspects came in and called him Mr. Commissioner.

Seems you in yenagoa

taylor89:
See who wan invest 10million

On your recent thread you said you was tired saying at home

Werey

Baba dey play

Emir8:
I don't have international passport but they are not accepting PVC. They said non Nigerians can vote during Nigerian election, so the PVC cannot be used for validation of nationality

Them no wan give you the job be that

Every aboki with him kettle

femo007:
am 41yrs just get a Canad visa I spent just 1.8m to get the visa of four years and I believe I will make it there because my friend that went to Canada last year at 42 is already building house in niger is just your mind set and be focuse

Is it a work visa?

Shey dem dey whine us ni

REDshouse:
So many sponsored comments on a sponsored post

Lolz

You got the words outta my mouth

Make them dey play

kunchi:
Guy as I dey read self my prick don stand...come strong...

You need Jesus in your life bro

eazzzy1:
She should go back to school for a Masters in Computer Science. All these things you learn on Udemy and YouTube will not lead her anywhere.

Unless you want her to be on Nairaland hassling people to come edit their photos for #2000.

False

spiralwedge:
PBAT should fire this guy by Sunday and other service chiefs too. Preferably, in the night, when they are at home.

Obasanjo style

Weekend things

saweide:
In my life av dated over 105 ladies infact I have all the experience about ladies I can wrote a technical report about girls.
My last relationship the red flag was tha this lady whenever I don't give her money she will be insulting me and not happy with me o conversation she will look so malicious and unhappy but whenever I send her money she will be happy cheerful ,excited like she win a lottery ...thus kind gals can never last

Excactly what I'm experiencing with one.

I just told her to swerve with that nonsense altitude off my side

lexus is250 awd car na bullet proof.

be it the shocks ,ball joint, tie rod, shaft

lexykeyz:
Fiverr review needed. Any trusted person here please?

Available

He should just rest

Fembleez1:
Hi Besto. Can I chat with you by email? I am not currently on Whatsapp.

I responded to your mail request

Healthquest:
Pls I need a corrola 2010 south Africa engine in port Harcourt without water pump and alternator.

I'll have to test your engine and see that it works before I can balance up.
And I need someone who can buy mine too.

My own has loose timing chain problem, so I wanna get rid of it and get a new engine instead
And pls Will the new engine work with the old brain box or another work need to be done onit?

With this your conditions
Just dey play

DaMn

Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!

Baba you badt gan

Sonfethopia:
No mind op him say him salary go soon double, only am say him de serve for one remote village . who get business go ghost nysc . the fact say him de teach for one school make his story fiction.

Him for even get one better very comfortable furnished selfcon atleast for the village

Or even influence him ppa to a better city.


Dey coming nairaland to cap say him salary go soon double and him dey decline the girl visit based on the place no make

josephsm823:
Brake light and power steering light in dashboard. Steering stiffs and hard to turn .
Lexus RX 350 2011.
Please what could be the problem my Bosses?

Could be any of this below

Alternator
Battery
Eps Ecu
Eps


Just scan and it will pinpoint it

150k

frebor:
This should be the height sensor for your automatic headlight leveling. If you have stock lights and there's a warning sign on your dash, replace it if your lights are pointing in an awkward direction.

Thanks, makes more sense now.

No warning sign but I get 2 afs codes when I scan.


Does it make sense to just weld the rod back?

Please GAZZUZZ and other gurus

What's the function this stuff as I noticed its broken.

It's a rod with a sensor and it's connected from the car body to the lower arm (driver's side)

Car is lexus is250.

Any need to be worried?

KINGKONG:
How do we different fake from original, since dealers now sell the fake ones at the price of original

There's a bar code on it to verify authenticity with your smart phone.

Original will pop up accurate details like production date batch and all that when scanned

Fake will have no details atol when you scan the bar code.

Go check your crankshaft sensor