Praise be to Satan.

shamecurls:
Dear God,

Please am writing to you to let you know how much i would appreciate Arsenals defeat. Daddy, Please put them to shame and let them be defeated massively. Cos you said i should seek and i shall find. That i should ask and i would be given. Baba! Please dont put me to shame. Just the way you defeated Man City yesterday, Defeat Arsenal IJN.
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Satan says no.

PunterTim:
Two footed challenge!
Why is Wenger still playing flamini?

French tinz

mencade5:
Goallllllllll


bournemouth scores!

1-0

ban loading.

mukina2:
gabby what kinda sloppy play is that?

ramzi for you

Not impressed with our jersey. Should have worn the yellow one.

i'm worried about ramzi

chukwubuzor123:
what were you thinking, saying this things to your creator. you better start asking God for Forgiveness. Sometimes in Life, you don't just say, write or do certain things in Life becouse you have to. Sometimes you think otherwise you might not know when you blasphame against GOD, your maker. May God Help you and forgive you in Jesus Name.

I can categorically tell you that god does not visit Nairaland. So I am safe. Thanks for your concern anyway.

Jesus sometimes was high on Nazarene weed. You shouldn't take everything he said seriously.

igraman:
That's one of the reasons why I'm always happy for the privilege to be a Muslim.

What a privilege

SMH

see what backstabbing SW imposed on us

CoolUsername:


Did you fact-check before coming up with this verdict.

Did you?

Niflheim:
I love the way christians spread lies on Nairaland!!! It makes me laugh and say to my self, "SATAN IS A LEARNER"!!!........................................Mention 1 flaw in Evolution, and I will mention a bigger one in your of thinking!!!

Please do not bring Satan into your nonsense.

The zoo

Zoo post

Pidggin:
Out of 170million Nigerians, the same people are still ruling us 35years later .

That's the way of the Zoo

fake news

Sorry, The UK is not a zoo.

No prostrate cancer there.

doG really help us.

Wuruwuru everywhere.

skademzy:
Consequence of austerity measures by nigerians... Last time I checked, beer wasn't a neccessity good.

Speak for yourself.

The nigerian versions are better than their oyibo equivalents.

Write "cunny" in google and see meaning.

Obote man

PROVACATEUR:
Our president is debating Syria issues in London.



How did we get to this stage?

He may be your president but he's not mine.

Scholes007:
...don't worry much all the govt needs now unnecessary importation, let's start producing. note not by foreign investors but local investors. Any economy built by the locals is best for business it is about time we stop tribalism and move on. Grant equally to all individuals and watch us all grow.
I am looking for a fulani girl to adopt.

It good you are putting your repetitive nonsense in bold.

Tell me which progressive economy is a local one?

Guinness Nigeria Plc, the country’s second-biggest brewer, said half-year profit fell as an economic slowdown hurt beer consumption.

Net income declined 66 percent to 1.2 billion naira ($6 million) in the six months through December, the Lagos-based unit of London-based Diageo Plc said in a statement published on the Nigerian Stock Exchange website on Monday. Revenue dropped 10 percent to 49.8 billion naira.

Nigeria, Africa’s biggest economy, is facing a squeeze in consumption as the nation of more than 170 million people suffers from a slump in crude oil prices that has reduced the country’s main source of revenue. The nation’s economy probably grew 3 percent last year, the slowest pace since 1999, according to the International Monetary Fund.

Guinness Nigeria shares retreated 3.7 percent to 111.20 naira by the close of trading in Lagos, its biggest decline since Jan. 19. The shares are down 7.6 percent this year, compared with a 26 percent decline by larger competitor Nigerian Breweries Plc, part owned by Heineken NV.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-01/guinness-nigeria-profit-falls-as-weaker-economy-hits-beer-sales

The zoo is finished

It's part of the Zoo language.
Only Zoo people understand.