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confession by bigwig

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married my parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and lowcut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the frontdoor. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



The moral of this story is: Always keep your "condoms" in your car.løls

confession by bigwig

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married my parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and lowcut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the frontdoor. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



The moral of this story is: Always keep your "condoms" in your car.løls

Mystiqme: So what testifies against girls o?

their virginty

JOKE OF THE DAY
A boss named bigwig said to his secretary I wantto have SEX with you I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE " Shethought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told himthe story. Her boyfriend then said2 her, do it but "Ask him for$2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself" So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds,"The Bastard used COINS I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!!

For more funny jokes,pls follow the link www.facebook.com/bigwig.d.rib.smacher or facebook search for bigwig d rib smacher and trust me,laughter wood be ur nickname

JOKE OF THE DAY
A boss named bigwig said to his secretary I wantto have SEX with you I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE " Shethought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told himthe story. Her boyfriend then said2 her, do it but "Ask him for$2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself" So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds,"The Bastard used COINS I'm still PICKING and he is still fucking!!!

For more funny jokes,pls follow the link www.facebook.com/bigwig.d.rib.smacher or facebook search for bigwig d rib smacher and trust me,laughter wood be ur nickname