Fine enough till menopause starts den no husband after..U need kids to inherit tins abi u wan live forever??

Almost a Billion naira nawa o, while me the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money..All politicians r thieves abeg dats y i want another relay race from The man who trekked from Lagos to Abuja for Buhari after sayin he's regretting his action.


Brother you must trek from Abuja back to Lagos to balance the equation
Then we can talk about regrets!!!!! ..#HappyDemocracyday

sunnydayasaba:
What is wrong wit affluence Nigerians, even with the economy downturn, They still carry d money they need to spend in this country to help the economy grow outside.

So becos u no chop wedding jellof economy no go grow??.like u won't want to wed in a more conducive & beautiful environment..Its d people in power who messed up d whole ish..imagine south A,Dubai etc they managed their natural resources well now they serve as tourist centers..pls blame d gov not couples who wish to av a memorable once in a lifetime wedding...

Wow what a beautiful cake & yet some people will open their dirty mouth & say Money isnt good..May our kids have rich parents IJN

All of d above

Wow,this is amazing..Their mum is a supermother..I mean,am currently staying with my sis who has just 3 but everyday i feel like am not well rested cos of their noise,crying,playing etc ...

Marriages starts after wedding but Still wish dem d best tho

I just like the man

Wow good figure & A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention....

Buhari: I like coke.
Social Media: Buhari declares war against Pepsi.

Meat on fleek

A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention....

Dis cdq guy wey de sing trash.mtshww

In lil kesh voice any publicity is good publicity

How did i find myself in a Zombie & wailing thread..*picks race*

Nigeria ɪṣ d only place Where someone wld mistakenly hit u in a crowd &d next thing is for u to check ur "penis" if it's still there!!!

princefunmmy:
Let me get a cup of tea, sit down on this land and observe

Sits here r expensive oo

Ezedon:
Flavour should be Arsenal, always going for youngsters and turned them to Baby mamas

lol,u got a point there o

First of all, this thread is for both football & music lovers & is not for bashing our musician o ,simply for fun & they r chosen according to their musical current exploits...Lets av fun :p cos to me these r the club they stand for .

1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then .

2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry .

3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.:/

4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management 8-)

5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant. :x

7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing(n1gga sold rat poison mehn ) to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% fking irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good(with one kinda beat tho) and is loved by all.

15. Phyno – Napoli
Most people don't understands him but he’s making it even tho underrated(No nomination in d last headies). ;( ;(

16. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just f*cking stop making music.

17. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

18. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.

19. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much … Respect!

20. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it. JAGABAN!!!

21. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!

22. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.

23. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.

24. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?

If i missed any, slyIsaac, Airsultan, hate2u, laveda,smellymouth u guys should help me complete it

Op I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it mtshww

Op fb & instagram like aint enough??..I mean Its not dat ur not good looking,but 4 d fact u created a thread about a pic filled with filters speaks lowly of ur self esteem.

Many r mad but few r roaming

DICKtator:
No idea.
But I am here to learn

Perhaps with all the oil spillage ,dumping and gas flaring in the country and no law to protect the environment, it may not be lucrative for now

But should be in the future?
Just get the degree and use it abroad!!

I laugh @ ur ignorance (no pun intended)...Wt do u mean by no law to protect our evmt??..Nigeria has an evmtal law decree just dat d country is a lawless one...Op its a very good course & job opportunity is high cos all anthropogenic activities on planet earth is affecting d evmt releasing a certain toxic in reverse...In d end,job in Nigeria is determined by God & who u know

Dis is useless sincerely...mtshww

wow.. Well am happy that such tourist center exist in Africa.. It's good news, not every day "I killed a giant snake (pic)" making fp.. Thank God we conserve some for tourism not for pepper soup

amtaken:
Nice story. Congratulations.

You told us how much they paid you in your former place of work but refused to tell us how much your Federal Bank pays you

A Wise person would never disclose that

All things work for the good of those who trust in him.. God's time is the best