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 Celebrities › Re: Gone Too Far?? Comedian Mr Ibu’s Goes To An Event Almost Nake*d (photo) by Big4wig(op): 11:27am On May 09, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: M I seeing a g-string?lol |
| Celebrities › Re: Gone Too Far?? Comedian Mr Ibu’s Goes To An Event Almost Nake*d (photo) by Big4wig(op): 3:17pm On May 07, 2013 |
dridowu: New form of fashionLOL....SOON U GO DEY DRESS LIKE DAT SHEY  ?    |
| Crime › Prisoner Gets Stuck In Wall As He Tries To Escape – Embarrassing Photos. by Big4wig(op): 2:43pm On May 07, 2013 |
Prisoner gets stuck in wall as he tries to escape – embarrassing photos. « on: Today at 07:08:13 AM » Rafael Valadao must have under estimated the size of his body when his attempts to escape jail ended in humiliation – when he got stuck in a hole he helped smash in his cell wall. Firefighters had to free the 16-stone (approx. 102kg) prisoner when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom. To make matters worse thereby compounding his embarrassment, prison guards stood round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action. Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first. Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid. The four hatched their escape plan at a jail in Ceres in the central Brazilian state of Goias. Firefighters stepped in around 2am on Tuesday after the two inmates waiting their turn behind Rafael failed in various attempts to push him through the hole they had made with a metal bar. He was later taken to hospital under police protection with a suspected broken rib. A police spokesman said: “He was screaming with pain when help arrived. “He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.” -ynaija
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| Celebrities › Gone Too Far?? Comedian Mr Ibu’s Goes To An Event Almost Nake*d (photo) by Big4wig(op): 12:01am On May 07, 2013 |
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| Sports › Messi And C Ronaldo Conversing About Ucl Match Played by Big4wig(op): 11:45am On Apr 25, 2013 |
MESSI AND C RONALDO CONVERSING ABOUT UCL MATCH PLAYED Here is d conversation MESSI: - Hey Ronaldo HOW MARKET? C RONALDO replied: - Omo na d way u buy am yesterday dem sell 4 me too º°˚. MESSI : - Ronaldo oga gan Oº°˚˚˚°º RONALDO : - Lewandowski finish all my defence. MESSI : - Muller self finish my defence, you no see as they dribble me fall down . RONALDO : - Messi German League good pass La Liga make we talk true. MESSI ; - Me no fit go there na because they too strong and skilful, even dey wan kill me self with the injury am having... RONALDO : - Omo I fit commot go German club Oº°˚˚˚°º I go shrine Oº°˚˚˚°º MESSI : I pity you, sabi you still dey second for world best omo iya na 9th you go dey. Mikel Obi self go pass you..make we kuku dey play am jeje like this. RONALDO : - Na lie bi that one jare I go bi there oga at the top for there....lwkm..
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| Health › Re: NAFDAC Has Introduced A Protection Cream In Place Of Condom$ by Big4wig(op): 10:34am On Apr 07, 2013 |
Uziehot: na day witch u be.na u sabi o |
| Health › NAFDAC Has Introduced A Protection Cream In Place Of Condom$ by Big4wig(op): 9:15am On Apr 07, 2013 |
For the sake of safe sex, NAFDAC has introduced a protection cream in place of condoms. Its safe and there is no need for condom again.. The advantage is on You. You can now do skin to skin with out fear of HIV/STD.. wow!! Go to any Pharmacy close to you & ask for ABONIKI BALM But whatever happens to you,my guy,you are on your own..lol
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| Celebrities › Peter Okoye Of Psquare With Son{pic} by Big4wig(op): 5:18pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Check out dis Father and Son pose Abeg dem 2 fresh like fish wey dey for fridge,abi I dey lie ??
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| Celebrities › Paul Okoye Of Psquare With Son{pic} by Big4wig(op): 5:13pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Check out dis Father and Son pose Abeg dem 2 fresh like fish wey dey for fridge,abi I dey lie ?? |
| Celebrities › Lil Finally Gave Up D Ghost by Big4wig(op): 1:15pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Lil Wayne was iin critical condition after suffering yet another seizure. we’re told it doesn’t look good … … the 30-year-old rapper was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. Tuesday night after suffering multiple seizures. He was released Wednesday but just hours later one of his bodyguards found him in his room, on the floor and unconscious. Wayne was rushed to the hospital again, but this time he did not stabilize. He was taken to ICU, where he was placed in restraints because he was shaking uncontrollably. We’re told Wayne was currently “unstable,” and has been placed in an induced coma. He is breathing through tubes. We’re told several people are at Wayne’s bedside crying, and a number of rap artists and family members are on the way. Sources say the scene is violent as Wayne shaked uncontrollably before dieing. ON sunday night at about 23 00,Sources say there’s evidence Wayne went on a Sizzurp binge and gave up the Ghost. doctors found high amounts of codeine in his system. We’re told Wayne's stomach was pumped 3 times to flush the drugs from his system. His mother have flown to LA to ascertain the courpes his son. Bad belle don dey happy but na APRIL FOOL O..I know i got u...hahaha...see mumu...lwkmd |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Easter Meat LOST by Big4wig(op): 10:15pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
musKeeto: Sharp chicken.. Eat it quick, its sure to boost your iqLol...d tin dy dance azonto for my belle nw |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Easter Meat LOST by Big4wig(op): 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
overdrive: Lucky chicken has nine lives.not now dat i av found and slughtered d white meat |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Easter Meat LOST by Big4wig(op): 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
overdrive: Lucky chicken has nine lives.not now dat i av found slughtered d white meat |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Easter Meat LOST by Big4wig(op): 10:06pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
mumumugu: It wil rise/re appear after three daysWEL IT HAS FINALLY APPEARD SHA |
| Jokes Etc › Imagine This by Big4wig(op): 7:14pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
[center]Imagine this scenario... You don scratch ur yansh taya to ur satisfaction, you con turn back realize say the fine girl you've been crushing on has been watching  What will you do?? Sincere opinions pls...[/center] |
| Christianity Etc › Easter Meat LOST by Big4wig(op): 6:48pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
JOKE APART The #2500 WHITE CHICKEN we bought dis afternoon for tomorrow (ESTHER) slughtering has gone MISSING..ANY ADVICE PLS |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyounce Dead by Big4wig(op): 11:50pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
pheyikemi: two times now. Can't u c she has 2lives.9nko |
| Celebrities › Beyounce Dead by Big4wig(op): 8:55pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
<<<BREAKING NEWS>>> BEYONCE MURDERED Report reaching us shows that Beyonce was murdered yesterday night at her apartment by unknown gunmen during the hours of 10 and 11pm after she came back home Beyonce Moyo is a popular Zimbabwean prostitute based in Matapi Flats.She was poisoned by one of clients which people belives resulted in her sudden death. More datails coming up later |
| Celebrities › Re: Banky W Seeks Wizkid’s Mum’s Intervention •50/25/25 Formula, Genesis Of Crisis by Big4wig(m): 2:19am On Feb 10, 2013 |
time to shit *poos on d story* |
| Nairaland General › Re: General Blackout..?! by Big4wig(m): 2:13am On Feb 10, 2013 |
Damayor12: Was Your light taken Some minutes after 1a.m?! #PHCNYeah mine was |
| Jokes Etc › Valentine Joke by Big4wig(op): 3:12pm On Feb 09, 2013 |
Feb 14 is a day for prayers against every strange man in d life or around our wife, fiance's life. 1) Anybody tryin to hug my wife or fiance seductively, catch fire. 2) Anyone planning for her to sit on his laps, be distabilized by lap injury. 3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to giv money or expensive gifts to her, somersault and die. 4) Any strange man that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire.. 5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with rheumatism. 6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire. 7) You strange man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire  Anyone,planning a 'quickie' with my baby/fiance in d office on d 14th, be electrocuted. Brothers and Sisters Open ur mouth and P r a a a a a a a ay. !!!!!!!!: |
| Education › Anambra State Uni (ansu) 5th Admission List Is Out by Big4wig(op): 11:16am On Jan 20, 2013 |
I am pleased to annouce to d general public dat ansu has realsed another admisin lisT,all expectant candidates dat wrote post ume in the school as of last year should take note.I being a student of ansu confrimd it dat d list came out on THURSDAY 17TH JANUARY 2013..AS an undergraduate of d skol studying E.v.m,am going to help people to check their names in school board.. So If u applied for the school,all u av to do is send ur JAMB REG no, FULL NAMES and ur applied COURSE to me so dat i can help you and check it at a cost of N100.00k credit only. Interested person should call 07065355496 or 07038138244 or 08103709383 |
| Jokes Etc › Funniest Joke Eva by Big4wig(op): 11:35am On Jan 13, 2013 |
JOKE OF D DAY A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanksto her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, shedecides to relieve herselfa bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at thetable heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father lookedover at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a ratherstern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a muchlouder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled andthought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She letrip a fart thatrivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you! For more funny jokes,pls follow the link www.facebook.com/bigwig.d.rib.smacher or facebook search for bigwig d rib smacher and follow me on twitter @d_bigwig,2go Big4wig and trust me,laughter wood be ur nickname"
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| Jokes Etc › Types Of Poo (shit).lol by Big4wig(op): 1:50pm On Jan 12, 2013 |
TYPES OF POO 1) Ghost poo The kind of poo when you feel there's poo coming out, but no poo in the toilet 2) Clean poo You kak it out, see the poo in the toilet but nothing on the tissue 3) Wet poo After wiping plenty times you still feel unwiped 4) Second wave poo You're done kaking, pull up your pants, then realise you need to kak some more 5) Pop a vein on the forehead poo You strain so much to get it out, you feel like you are having a stroke 6) Gassy poo So noisy everyone within earshot is giggling 7) Drinkers poo It leaves the most noticable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet The i wish i could kak pooYou wanna kak but all you dois sit on the toilet and fart a few times 9) Wet cheek poo It drops so fast it splashes on your butt cheeks 10) The dangling The one that refuses to leave the ass, you haveto shake it off 11) Surprise poo You're about to fart but BAAMMM its poo No matter how beautiful or rich you are im sure you have expirienced these......I DEY LIE
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