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[quote author=gree-die]no u ain't weird..... just young!![/quote]lol

Sorry but its not 2face,just used his name to gain ATTENTION,back to business

For those of U who don't know me. NAME: Onumonu Praise

STATE OF ORIGIN: Anambra state

DATE OF BIRTH: 16th Sept

GENDER: Male

NICKNAME: Bigwig

HOBBIES:-Removing teeth 4rm live Tiger
-Catching bullet wit bare hands
-Jumpin up and down Mount
Everest

MY RECORDS:
-skinned a crocodile alive
-held my breath under Pacific
ocean for 2months 3weeks
6hours 45min and 10secs

GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS:
-fluent in 10,698 languages
-outran a cheetah

SILLY THING DONE:
-snow boardin on Mt. Sinai
-skydivin 4rm outer space

EMBARRASSING MOMENT
-couldnt kil 100 bears wit a
single punch,99 died instantly

PROUDEST MOMENT
-when a cobra bite me and died
-when i saved d planet by
divertin an asteriod wit jst one
kick...

SOMETHING ABOUT ME

-i really dont like 2 brag coz am a shy person.

Am I a wierd person?

kolamilan: like say if dem give you for free you no go take am.

Hell no,dude she is married with a kid

omo christi: I disagree,dis aint kaffy's boobs,her breast small die

e be like say u sabi her booobs well well

For sometime now, I've been under the impression that Kaffy the dance queen is one of the few ladies who do not take delight in showing their "oranges", but it appears I'm very very wrong.

But my worry is, does she really need to "push up" her boobs even while in the pool?
Kaffy, what's the point of doing push up here?

second tym to make front page,omo e no easy sha....thanks MODS...BIGWIG

The Jara TV presenters are really growing stronger 2geda. See another lovely photo of the duo below:

- In Lebanon, men are
legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the
animals must be female.
Having sexual relations
with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like
THAT makes sense.)

- In Bahrain, a male doctor
may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking
directly at them during the
examination. He may only
see their reflection in a
mirror. (Do they look
different reversed?).
Muslims are banned from
looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to
undertakers. The sex
organs of the deceased
must be covered with a
brick or piece of wood at
all times. (A brick??)
- The penalty for
masturbation in Indonesia
is decapitation. (Much
worse than "going blind!"

- There are men in Guam
whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for
the first time... Reason:
under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry. (Let's just
think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes
close to this?)

- In Hong Kong, a betrayed
wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do
so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed
in any manner desired. (Ah!
Justice!)

- Topless saleswomen are
legal in Liverpool, England

- but only in tropical fish
stores. (But of course!)

- In Cali, Colombia, a
woman may only have sex
with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her
mother must be in the
room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the
thought.)

- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is
illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her
daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big
enough problem that they
had to pass this law?).
- In Maryland, it is illegal to
sell condoms from vending
machines with one
exception: Prophylactics
may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic
beverages are sold for
consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great
country or what? Not as
great as Guam!)

- Banging your head
against a wall uses 150
calories an hour. (Who
volunteers for this stuff?)

- Humans and dolphins are
the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (Is that
why Flipper was always
smiling?).

- The ant can lift 50 times
its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and
always falls over on its
right side when
intoxicated. (From drinking
little bottles of...?) (Did the
govt. pay for this
research??).

- Butterflies taste with
their feet. (Ah, geez.)

- An ostrich's eye is bigger
than its brain. (I know
some people like that.)

- Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like
that, too.) And, the best for
last.....

- Turtles can breathe
through their butts. (Do
you think they have bad
breath?)
This is crazy

Guys, this is one of the reasons who you shouldn't impregnate a girl at a young age:

If you`ve heard of this cliché, “The rich also cry”, then what you`re about to read will tell you more that, not all that glitters is gold. It is a shocking story of one of the grand daughters of the fabulously rich billionaire businessman, Olorogun Michael Ibru whose reckless lifestyles is second to none.

The fatty 19yrs old girl, Alula, is the love child of a collapsed relationship between Gloria Ibru, a.k.a Mama G – the first daughter of Olorogun Michael Ibru – and popular gospel singer, Sammy Okposo.

According to sources, Alula Okposo by her status in the society is one of the luckiest girls on earth, the grand-daughter of Olorogun attends one of the most expensive schools in the United Kingdom where she pays Ten Thousand Pounds (British Pounds Sterling) about N2.5m per term. And people close to the Ibrus confided in National Enquirer that, the spoilt brat was expelled for spending her school fees for a whole term (N2.5m) partying, drinking, smoking and enjoying life to the fullest.

Sammy Okposo's daughter Alula, 19, who's a chain smoker is presently in the center of a marriage break-up between one of her school mates, a British girl, Clea Carl and one Tim Bode Idowu Jnr., a London based high profile music promoter, CEO of Pattern Entertainment and co-founder of SN1 who coincidentally happens to be her (Alula) father's friend.

We gathered further that Tim 37, who schooled and lives in the UK with his parents and other siblings has been dating Clea Carl, Alula`s school mate for a while and the duo had already chosen August 2013 date to seal their liaison before Alula came in.

The well connected Tim has worked with the likes of Giggs, (Nathaniel Thompson) who won the BET Awards for Best UK Rapper in 2009 and Nigerian born Tiny Temper who was the only rapper that performed at the 2012 London Olympics.

His mother, Grace Idowu who we gathered is one of the most influential Black Women in Peckham area of London runs David Idowu foundation in honour of her son stabbed about 5 years ago and also won Tesco Mother of The Year, 2012.

Family sources squealed that, in what looked like a planned script, Tim got invited to the Ibrus` Apapa residence sometime last year in one of his journeys to Nigeria for a get-together and the rest has been history since then

Alula and Tim fell heads over heels in love,going to places together including clubs and they were conspicuously seen during Alula`s birthday celebration at Liquid Lounge on Victoria Island, Lagos, Encomium Black & White Ball and so on where her father Sammie Okposo who didn’t know anything posed with Tim in a photograph.
Alula,kept bombarding Tim`s blackberry phone with different unclad pictures until Clea who was Alula`s Friend in school got wind of it when she saw Alula`s several unclad pictures in her fiancé`s phone and fainted on the spot, with the phone in her hands when she saw it.

when she was revived, she immediately cancelled their wedding plans, which was why she was in Nigeria in the first place, and jetted back to the UK, leaving a devastated Tim.

The unsuspecting British girl practically broken down emotionally that she had to call-off the wedding plans,

shocking enough was that, Clea saw different text messages and voice mails of their love affair, heart breaking unclad pictures and the monies Alula had demanded from her man. In one of the messages, Alula was said to have asked Tim for N500, 000 to rescue her from being expelled from school but no one knows if she got that before bubble finally burst recently.
Alula`s parents, Sammy Okposo and Gloria Ibru we gathered are fully aware and are making sure they stop the relationship even though it`s almost too late.
Sammy, the source told us scolded Alula at a function that he almost slapped her,but it is not known if it was in connection with the shameful affair.

SAMMY OKPOSO'S DAUGHTER, ALULA'S SIDE OF THE STORY
In our facts finding mission, we put a call through to Alula to ask her about the request for over half a million naira from Tim, and if really she truly squandered her tuition fee on booze at the clubs back in her boarding school at Reddington in the UK, and to our amazement, she flippantly told this reporter, “yes o! I spent all my school money at the club, with my brothers, we were just flexing and honestly, I did not know how it got finished, I was just having fun! But wait o, who told you? Tim never gave me that money I asked from him, if he did, then why am I still in Nigeria? I was expelled from school because I couldn’t raise the money on time, which is 2.5 million naira. Is he saying he gave me? Is he crazy? Does he know who my parents are?”

When she was asked about Clea, and if she’s aware that the pictures she sent to Tim had shattered their wedding plans, she laughed out sarcastically, and said, “Look the only Clea I know, is Clea Blackwood, and she was my junior, back in school and I have no idea what pictures you are talking about!

Why would I send unclad pictures of me to someone who is married, or engaged, or whatever? And by the way this Tim, you are talking, about, I don’t know him! The person I know, that came to our house is called Bode, who says he runs pattern music or so, and yes we had something, I just loved his accent, the way he talks to me at night and all that, but then my parents said they didn’t want me to have anything to do with him, and I stopped seeing him! I even deleted him off my BB contacts. Look I know you are just making up these stories, because I didn’t send any pictures to anybody. So you can do what you like, I don’t care. And please don’t even call me again. In fact I dare you to do anything!”

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Nollywood super sexy mama, Omotola Jalade Ekehinde arrived the Murtala Muhammed Airport in Nigeria last weekend to the warm embrace of her husband, who's a pilot. She returned to Nigeria from a Time Gala in New York, where she attended series of events as one of the world's most influential persons.

On sitting her at the Airport many, including the press, rushed to welcome her thus giving the security a hard time to control the crowd. More photos below... *wink!!*

The Ghanaian actress shows part of her loyal boobs on the new cover of fashion magazine, House of Maliq.See more of her "shakara" pose below

koonbey: funny,but there are some very true points therein

there is i tell u

A lot of teens these days are taking something called the “purity pledge,” wherein they vow not to have sex until they get married. Hey, I’m all for people putting off sex until they’re adults and can handle the ramifications. Because even with safe sex, sex comes with responsibilities.

It does tend to emotionally bond you to someone, and that can mean getting emotionally attached to the wrong person. Once sex enters the equation, a relationship is never the same. But one woman recently wrote about her “purity pledge” that went wrong...

It led to an incredibly short starter marriage. Once she realized that she and her new husband had absolutely zero sexual chemistry, she counted down the days until she could get a divorce, which happened six months into their marriage. Here are five reasons to get rid of that purity pledge and do the dirty before you say “I do.”

Sexual chemistry.
Jessica Ciencin Henriquez, who kept her “purity” until her wedding night, writes in Salon:

"Our bodies wanted different things from one another, so what we ended up with was a horizontal battle. I would hear married girlfriends talk about the joys of make-up sex and continue to sip my coffee in silence. We would fight, and then have bad sex and then fight some more. Every flaw in our marriage and in him seemed much more miserable when combined with the possibility of faking orgasms until death did we part. There was no relief. Six months into our marriage, the idea of separating seemed more appealing than feigning headaches for the rest of my life."

As Jessica found out, sexual chemistry is something that can really only be ascertained by, well, having sex. Jessica would make out for hours with her husband before their marriage, so she thought that would translate into awesome horizontal mambo. But it didn’t.

Sexual identity.
I know too many couples where one partner was able to cover up his or her true sexual persuasion because he or she simply didn’t have sex with anyone. Not having sex with the opposite sex can also mean you ignore those longings you might have for the same sex, and therefore don’t acknowledge them.

Sex itself.
Not everyone is great in bed, and most people don’t start out very good at all. A lot of good sex is about listening to your partner and being able to respond accordingly. But how do you know if someone is a good listener or responder unless you try it first?

Size.
Don’t you want to know if your husband is packing a hunting rifle or a tiny little plastic kid’s pistol? After all, he knows how big your boobs are. I’m not saying size would be a dealbreaker, but don’t you have the right to know what’s down there?

Sexual issues.
Sexual problems like premature ejaculation, inability to get an erection, or even an allergy to your partner’s semen are all possibilities, wouldn’t you rather deal with those issues before you’re married? This way you know if your future is even going to address them.

Let’s face it, sex plays a big role in marriage. Just like you should discuss children, religion, and where you both want to live before tying the knot, sex is too big a part of a relationship to leave to chance.

NOTE: this is not according to OluFamous.Com but from the Huffington Post.

So with these revelations, do you agree it’s a good idea to have sex before marriage?

With fame and more money comes a different level of stress in life; the stress of you trying to come down to the level of people around you and associate freely. From all indications, this stress has affected Karen Igho, the babe who won over N30m in the Big Brother Africa reality show.

She has be finding it difficult to attract the man of her dreams and its seems loneliness is eating her up. She has finally cried out to the guys. See Karen's bold message to the guys below:

"How long can you stay with out sex? Let's be realistic here. Does it really matter who calls or text who first. Does it really matter if you had sex the first time you met? What will be will be!

I just want the right guy and am scared of getting hurt cos when I love I love with all my body and soul. It's so difficult with fame to find a guy dat will love you and trust you. not all women in the industry are loose. Guys and girls dat have more than one gf\bf, do you really love them all?

I can't double date. One guy is enough for me. I will die for true love and I will give my all for true love. You don't have to be cool to be my man and you don't have to be rich to rule my world. All I want is your extra time and your kiss.

I wanna go on a date, go to the movies... God will make a way."

googlepikin: What? Our own 2face? My question is when pilots release fuel from airplane to the ground what if someone dey outside with lantern wetin go happen.

if u ask me,na who I go ask

googlepikin: Once he stops singing and performing all the songs wey Don jazzy produce for him, his career go come start to dey fade like blacky own. His not good in music period. He can't stop singing all those don jazzy tunes. He did a new song with kanye(scape goat-don jazzy) he just performed for MTV all don jazzy tunes. Mr endowment. I'm still waiting for dbanj to prove me wrong with a new album.

true talk

vickynne: no bi small tin oh,tank God 4 ur lifes

abi o

Controversial singer and Ginger Your Swagger crooner,Terry G has carpeted the claim that he fought in a guest house.He also denied the allegation of penury and sniffing cocaine.
In a telephone chat,he had this to say; That is a bloody lie! Why will I fight in a guest house.I don't even patronize guest houses.I rather go to a club or ahotel.That story is not true
When probed further on his financial status and the allegation of sniffing cocaine,he quickly responded; I have admitted several times that I smoke but not marijuana and I don't sniff cocaine.Everything they said is not true.I am a responsible human being,people just fabricate things about me.I have not gone begging,so I am not broke.
News was all over town a couple of weeks back that the Benue State born singer fought at a guest house in Iju-Ishaga,where he unwinds.
It was also alleged that Terry G couldn't pay his bills after taking somebottles of drinks.Palaver broke out between Mama T,the owner of the guest house and Terry G because he didn't pay his bill.Insisting he must paybefore leaving as she began to throw tantrums adding that she was tired of Terry G's nuisance and inability to pickhis bills.
We were further told that Terry G's inability to pay his bill may not be unconnected with his penchant for sniffing cocaine and smoking marijuana.This new found habit may have affected his pocket drastically.
However,he denied all these allegations,he denied them,saying they were just fabrication from his detractors and those who are not wishing him well.

Abeg see guyz fighting for nothin....mods u still dey?

But for providence, Nigeria would have lost many illustrious sons and daughters, including pop star, Tuface, the wife of the maverick politician, Tony Anenih, and some Senators. Below is the story of their near death experience in an averted air disaster...

A very big disaster was averted last Sunday, May 19th, when a South African Airways Airbus A340-600, registration ZS-SNG performing flight SA-60 from Johannesburg (South Africa) to Lagos (Nigeria) conveying over 300 people developed an electrical fault in Mid-air.

It's a surprise the incident didn't get to the media since Sunday.

According to a source, I heard about it on Wednesday when a colleague of mine was narrating the entire story to me and another guy in his car. According to him, he was on the flight that faithful day. It was a night flight and he was listening to music from his Ipod when he perceived a foul burning odor, he thought the white man sitting next to him had farted but he knew it was something serious when he noticed people panicking.

He pulled his headphones and asked the white guy sitting next to him why people where panicking, all the white man was saying was "This plane is going to crash! This plane s going to crash!" All of a sudden the lighting system in the aircraft went off…everyone was mad with fear.. some started praying others brought out their blackberries and started pinging, some started calling loved ones and telling them their last wishes.

The captain then announced that the plane had developed an electrical fault and they were going to have an emergency landing. The pilot then turned the plane around and headed back to South Africa.

My colleague then revealed that it was then he saw 2face Idibia walk past him...

After 45 minutes, the captain announced that they were going to ‘dump the fuel’ i.e remove all the Jet Fuel on the plane, this is a precautionary step taken by pilots whenever a plane is going to crash or whenever there is a risk of fire. As they were about to land….another problem came up…the captain announced that the tires of the plane could not come out..by then everyone on the plane had given up.

Miraculously, the tires came out later and the plane successfully landed and the passengers were evacuated. My colleague then said that himself and other passengers were taken to the arrival lounge, that was when he met Tony Anenih’s wife, Josephine.

Investigation later revealed that it was a kettle that sparked in the kitchen that affected the whole electrical system of the plane. A lot of Nigerians, including senators, constituted the bulk of passengers.

My sources have told me about this some weeks back but I choose to wait for the lovers to drop the clue by themselves before I fill you guys in, that way it would be sweeter. Nollywood A-list actor and Reality Show star, Jim Iyke is madly in love with beautiful Ghanaian top actress, Nadia Buari and he doesn't fail to show it whenever the opportunity presented itself.

The two love birds have finally let the cat out of the bag and they want you all to know about them and wish them well in their serious relationship. See what they say below:

So Nadia calls Jim "Skittles", and he calls her "Space". Waoh! Love is sweet!!

majalisa: 4 d boeng 747 head abi xenon bulbs eyez

hmmmmmmmmm

EFOSA VAL: kate be like village chief

lol

Temismith: Dis 2 agbayas, u beta go nd tink abt ur life. Age is not just a number oo.

abi o

dorggito1: lol kate o, wat are u doing with a sword in a birthday party? u com kill person ni

help me ask am ooo

[quote author=Soraya_Leticia]Very soon she go shake up her bum bum[/quote]lol

DICKtator:
Nice towels!!

lol

D'banj is now Nigeria's biggest music export to the international community. His performance with all the hot chicks and even Snoop Lion himself at the first ever MTV Africa All Stars concert in South Africa has been described as very spectacular. See more photos below...

First it was Julius Agwu and now we have one of Nigeria's most business-minded comedian, AY, dropping his autobiography titled - AY's Diary: Just Laugh. Below is what he intends to achieve with it...

The book is a revelation of the meteoric rise and secret of a highly creative entrepreneur in the Comedy Industry. It will also be giving invaluable clue to younger comedians and all those who are interested in the business of comedy, on the need of having compulsory education as a personal empowerment before launching fully into the business of comedy.

Of course you know that AY has an Open Mic platform that discovered comedians like Seyi Law, Elenu, Akpororo, Mc Shakara, Emeka Smith, Ajebo, Pencil and still discovering more.

The ladies are stylishly turning themselves into the most daring dressers in Nollywood. Both stormed different functions recently with clothes that caused a lot of buzz.Rita Dominic wore this *wrapper* to the Africa International Film Festival. Sexy or Trashy?...........Kate Henshaw wore this *orishi-rishi* to Fred Amata's 50th Birthday Party. Hot or Not?