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Angelfrost:
This old general's eating and lifestyle habits will be worth studying... Nigga be aging gracefully like an oriental!!!

I sense he must be fastidiously on a Mediterranean diet, with lots of inner peace.

lovat:
Eating like am the cause of poverty .


I remembered back then in 2011 when a guy asked a lady out for a date and the girl brought her friend along. The guy ordered for AmstEl malt while the lady and her friend ordered for Smirnoff and cow tail pepper soup.
The guy was one of these Orile guys that was looking for just one round of sex for free and now these ladies were making expenses on his head not minding that the guy was as broke as their own parents.

The guy collected the BlackBerry phone of the friend of his date and was checking it out while at same time discussing with the ladies. He now stood up to go take a leak and voom my guy disappear.

The girls waited for the guy that went to take a leak but didn't come back, the friend of the date now became worried because of her phone was with the guy, she now started crying which attracted our attention in the bar.

Their bill was 1800 which the duo don't have so the owner of the bar seized their sandals and bags. They were crying and begging. The other girl was blaming her friend for her phone that was taken.

I felt pity for them that I had to ask the woman how much she will sell the ladies bags so that I can buy it and sell it as Akube. I'm a business person for crying out loud

Goodgod213:
Bros get a job instead of shiitting in the toilet. If you had a Job now, you won’t be concerned about your sister pussii. If you had money, your sister won’t be looking for money up and down. Try get money my brother. MR Real sis day do oloshoo for uniport him blow, and he settle all him family, put them for their different business. Mr Real is a close friend of mine so I know them well.

Try get money or use your brother or your testicles for ritual. Just try try biko. Stop being a kid

DonFreshmoney:
When something is illegal, it should remain illegal.. same way armed robbers, ritualist, yahooboys and other lawless active is termed illegal.

Since September 2018, I and my group of friends have decided to go with police men or Naptip officials whenever we pretend to go for so called hookup in Abuja. Abuja girls shey are hearing me.. we message this useless ladies, ask them for location and then we storm there with these officials. They get arrested and either charge to court or bail themselves..

This and others is my responsibility to the society

Kekereekun123:
name of the company biko

VirginSearcher:
Maybe u don't live in Nigeria, come back and see the menace yourself, everything in the country now is centered on se.x.. worst is that we don't even hide it as other countries do we brag about it

ATTemi:
Relationship this days na pure gamble.

I no blame homeboys wey no wan relationship. If u fit get em 4 as low as 2k, y commit urself. That Angel u carry 4 head, another bad guy dey remove her pant 4 even less than what you give her!

Our generation really spoil.

Zabiboy:
Betting is for d Rich
Count d zero's
NB; i neva said its my ticket or account

Dehindepgenius:
My first meeting with my wife's parents was funny as hell. Thank God the old man has a sense of humor. I mistook him for the gardener, he was wearing gloves and trimming flowers when I arrived. I was like 'is your oga around?' He looked me over and said 'are you a clown or you just lack manners?' I realised who he was at that point. Then to worsen thing, at dinner I accidentally knocked a pitcher of water into his soup. My wife looked like she would faint. Today we are best buds. Inside life

greggng:
This is why Nigerian are funny people ...is true I made some comic relief on his qualification...but you only saw that one cos your heart is evil....you didn't see where I adviced him to upgrade himself ...you didn't see where I prayed for God to bless his little beginning ...but you focused on the negative only ....which is a mere statement to ginger him....infact I am changing my name now to Mr ginger ...cos I 've to ginger many of you to progress.,, even though I 've a standard six certificate but the bible said my children shall be greater than me..Go now any achieve greater hieght...you poor semi skilled labourer lol

Takeit2017:
Boom Boom game won
I no 99% underrated my game
Watch out for me this year
We go again on sat. Sunday

Debramaye:
file size too large for niaraland so... a screenshot from snapchat

Logobenz:

I go my fridge go collect juice.
Wetin una still dey go find for church na wetin I no know and seriously if I had my way ehn...
Make I no talk wetin I for do una

IfoyinTEDO:
very well I will.

Drop your merrybet booking code and mention me. Min odds is 5. I will stake with 500 for you.

highcurrent:
no mind them.
it's just a flip of calendar and the 12am of just another day.

if people cannot turn on a new leaf to be better version of themselves, then there is nothing new about the year.

herzernIsHere:
2018. . .This happened

2019. . .It happened again

2020. . .It is happening

2021. . .it will still happen


Aren't you guys tired of this repetitive celebration? Don't you guys get tired?

Keenmind2019:
I was a student then in Uniben. My paddy met this chic(jambito) who was crazy over him(na fine boy) and we paid her a visit one day and met her roomes. One Of The roomies (very cute, tall ) I observed didn't like me (I was smallish in stature then). She doesn't smile and was always looking angrily at me, my friend even teased me about it for a while. He was like 'guy this gal fit go beat you like her junior brother one day ooo' .. But truly the babe fine and as a warri boy (Urhobo college product) I was like I go knack this gal apkako one dey.. After some observation, I came up with a plan and picked one guy in my class who was heavily built and had a scary face (in reality the guy na woman) told him.my plan and asked him to follow me to this gals place with a promise he can have the other roomie since they were three in the room. Na so we buy Benson , come form cultists when we nor be go track this gal around 10pm for ekosodin...
Reaching there a planned phone call came through and we were telling the caller we would track him that night and treat his f** up.. I started forming boss to that my heavily built wingman...na so angry gal and her roommates turn angels that night and I had the courage to tell the gal of my interest to See Me next day. She say OK with smile (I'm like God is good). Upon leaving their lodge that night the race me and my guy take reach house ehh pass Tom n Jerry. Long story short gal came next day loved the settings in my room(extra believe) spent the night. Na so phucking start...No toasting. We did dat till she come find out after months say I be just normal guy man but then she was already adickted. Did I tell u in my period of forming strong man I would be escorting this gal from ekosodin to school (Uniben students can relate) with my small sef around 10pm to night class in the guise of I be boss... Me n d chic still laff about the nonesene till date (we are good friends now).. All bcoz of kpekus

Jobminister:
Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

seniormallam:
"Buying food for her everyday inside school. I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri"

Aieboocaar:
This is such a huge loss!!

I wonder if that zombie BBQ boy grills dead fishes too.... We can send the carcass to him at a discounted price.

Neoteny:
Why's he showing it from outside?
You'd think it'd be a walkthrough
Kcee has been known to pose with fakery before o...

DenreleDave:
Fellow brethen, the books of ecclesiastes makes us realise that all these are;


Vanity upon vanity

This money can be use for better things like,

donated to the orphanage
church of God
Widows and so on

Kennyswag:
Useless, nonsense, backward, utter rubbish, disgusting, piece of trash

okpalaAnambra:
That doesn't change the fact that Agulu is a stack village, many villages in Nigeria have hotels and what about it? What makes Agulu special? Nothing.. just inferiority complex

GuyWise101:
Chai so guy this is the lady you ended up with


Had sex with her countless times in those days before dumping her dirty ass.... spits.


Well enjoy your marriage with my ex.

Bloooody:
A disgrace to womanhood and motherhood.

Imagine giving birth to a LovePeddler like mercy that mercilessly shows her unclothedness to the world.
It would have being better if she closed her olosho legs.

healthserve:
Stop using people. Be better. Stop taking people for a ride with your emotional recklessness


Use and discard. Passive Narcissistic personality disorder. Go see a therapist. You're a destroyer

sammyobi584:
Baba bigcee how you dy na