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Ibrahiimo:
But I have a question, why do people that bear these names" queen, diva, pretty, light queen, etc, always look UGLY in real life?

Alvin007:
To that useless mod, who being a nairaland mod, is his greatest achievement in life...don't bother banning me anymore .....I'm leaving this thread for you..
I can even leave nairaland for you..come to the real world and see the real deal...gay.

yanabasee:
I have a friend that comment like you on a groupchat. He'll just mix words up and then confuse you.

Which one is COURT LESS CONTROVERSY and TOE BUSINESS CONDITION

lavylilly:
Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now

Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell..

Okpa042:
This niggarr boy .
Everyday niggarr niggarr niggarr..abi you no dey tire?

superfitsez:
abeg guys,stop lamenting....focus on yourself,. make money, forget about ladies now,

goodmorning40:
What a handsome man with an ugly woman

ruggedtimi:
lol if he catches his wife red handed he will say "maybe is my eye, i had issues with my eye ".

Schelube:
Please can some one educated me on this selected option, am a bit confuse

nwanneni:
32 years with 4 kids already and possibly still counting
Jobless aunty them.Na work you need,not advise or insult.
That man money go don suffer for your hand walahi.
I can't imagine myself marrying a woman that doesn't have any economic value.
Just stay at home,fùck missionary as usual,cook,clean,chop,born,get fat with stretch mark,tie wrapper,smell,go saloon to gossip,suspects me cheating,grow armpit hair and toto hair too,steal money,investigate and know.all my property and ration in her head,sleep,snore,fùck again and the cycle continues.
Spits!
I go just run that house or use you like rag,ode.

Chiefheywhy:
Oga mi , If I collect am now , Dem go talk say I dey beg for beer .

Chiefheywhy:
What you guys fail to understand is the fact that , once you're on social media , try as much as possible not to behave irrational .

You never know what you might need in the nearest future and the safest place to come would be on that same social media , so the thing is , internet never forgets , you might want to think there is anonymity . Don't deceive yourself , somehow , somewhere you might have left a loophole/clue .

If you want to behave irrational , make sure you don't need help in the nearest future and if pre-adventure you need help in the future , be ready for any back lash you'll get .

You cannot expect people to be the same , that's where uniqueness comes in . So quit criticizing the people who choose to lash at Tissue .

IT IS EXPECTED !

2dice01:
The thing i dont like is everyone like to claim mr. Perfect online

Am so sure till the next 10years even if alextai.wo drop game here and we win from it people will always refer him back to the in.nobet saga

Some will even tell their unborn children about it

Now Tissue has issue
Una no go allow the thread rest with epistle of how he was an ingrate in wish most of us have done worse to people


I Just wish austino can form he lost it all via betting
The film will be so long séun will have to sell it to Netflix


Just make a bad move online Humans will disassociate themselves asap but in real life dey do worse



Una dey go church and mosque praying for forgiveness but you guys cant forgive your fellow Human

What is the essence of going to Pray to God

Now i see why all those non religious country laugh at us

TissuePaper:
Thanks to a nairalander (name withheld)

I just got credited 50k this morning...you have just saved a life thank you...I can at least use this token to recuperate and put myself in order once again...thanks again

Ewuhausa1:
Stoopid Tolu121 was crushing on his follow man who has d*ck like him

Being a crumbie is better than being stoopid like Tolu121

oluwatosink:
I miss Rashford for this match. Liverpool for Don hear am..

Expert17:
One of our best away match dis season........

Great performance by everyone.....
Though, Martial and Perriera shud HV scored.....
Rashford wud hv scored atleat 2 against dat shaky Alisson....

Matic was by far d man of d match.... He made Liverpool midfieders look like farmers.....

Wan Bissaka made Mane silent.......

A complete Man utd Team will beat Liverpool...

We made Dem PARK BUS for 20 mins towards d end........

We move on....GGMU

HRHQueenPhil:
His toilet was rusted brown.. Said its cos of the water. Felt like throwing up.. Also wen he took off his shirt, I saw he was super thin... Yuck!!

PECON1:
I have never and can never beg for crumbs in this forum,it really disgust me,there is no difference between guys that beg for crumbs here and the Aboki that beg for Money on the road,shame on beggars

Lamasta:
Man Utd will do it since Tottenham failed but one thing is sure CITY will beat Liverpool at the Etihad

LuIuosas:
Manchester City is back to take the premier league cup

berryace007:
After eating it

Anambralstson:
Pain Conehead from Osun, this is the man you campaigned for, I heard he is fighting Aregbe

Cherrybae:
Very dirty and old house. This guy is broke and frustrated. Ugly guy always seeking attention.

Nonsense and ingredient

Tormentor053:
Broke guy's like us are now stingy with our attention.... We don't pay it again.



Dem bless the Op with prick but she dey find the one wen hair dey.

richPHAROAH:
u get sense, these people keep talking of the guy as if its the guy that made olamide and co famous. the guy only became famous because of his death. same way people keep screaming tupac as if without him there will be no rap music. rest in peace to them

Ohraybs:
This definition of been crazy.... You no get job oh

bizza45:
Will that make Enugu state governor to perform better

SaintsSamurai:
I don't normally do this, infact i cannot remember the last time i did this online but seeing your picture, i must confess you are beautiful.

No make up, no eyelash, no lipstick, not even powder and yet you look flourishing.

I can see you are still young probably 19 or 20, so listen to me dear.
Do not allow any guy to destroy your life for you with money or lies. Be focus on your education and craft.

Listen dear your prince charming is waiting for you and you will have all you have ever dreamt of if you follow my advice.

Please i beg you, don't follow the crowd, be deligent, humble, respectful , hardworking and prayerful and thank me later in years time.

If you really know me you will know this advice is coming from the bottom of my heart.

Without mixing words, you are the most beautiful lady I've seen in nairaland since 2019.

Keep being natural, you will go far.

donbachi:
most of dem own don loss alignments...d organ dat is in charge of orgasm,has been destroyed....na dem dey form am dis days...some b like "ya ya ya,baby u"re there". my guy don't be deceived,u are no where.

Prokaryote:
Lord open ur door of blessing for me as I key into the positive blessing of EMoney.