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omoseth:
Just like one i've been helping financially& always being supportive with the little i can to assist her cz she really needs it that she now feels very entitled and hardly appreciative.It will take her hours to respond or acknowledge.I just laugh most times cz she doesn't know winter is coming.

philfearon:
This is a silly discourse!!!

Nobody loves anybody that treats them like trash, it's basic human psychology... Use the word Tolerate!

azimo:
am sorry that's all I have for now just wanna surprise my wife her birthday is next month.

DaddyELEPHANT:
stop drinking cold water be taking hot water

CoronaVirusPro:
Better. Next time, don't start what you can't finish. It's a trait of fools.

CoronaVirusPro:
Coming from a weakling.

CoronaVirusPro:
Hello, stop referring to me as Oga! Honourable is better.

As for you telling to shut-up, are your parents still alive? If yes, go tell them that. If No, go spot on their grave.

CoronaVirusPro:
It's really getting serious. You now furious and angry. I feel the left part of your brain is shutting down. Thats a stroke at sight.

Hope your next of kin is of age.

CoronaVirusPro:
In romance?

I feel the pains is affecting your brain too.

See a dentist ASAP.

Joeblaze26:
But I think I'm close to beating the bookies....It's a matter of time...I'll beat them to their game

doctore212:
Your Dick is small.
My brother, I didn't eat for 2 days.

Rhymer2020:
chaii! as you fine, huge reach na dis small prick you com get?? was Soo embarrassed that it took me up to a month to get over it.



fear Calabar girls, the love horse type of prick

Agaz25:
I approached this girl, told her to spare me some minutes with her.. She agreed I was like (Waw this wan Don enter) I was talking, doing the talking alone; so I asked, why aren't you responding and she was like, I should carry on, so I continued.
After some time, she asked me "you done talk finish"
Me(smilling and full of confidence) = yeah
Nah so the girl start for public = "woooooo, you no dey shame woooh, first time Wey you see person you kun dey toast am, Nah so you dey toast you mama mate.
Brothers and sisters, you need to see the crowd; I look like someone that was accused of stealing iPhone o, to the point that I was looking for the person the lady was shouting at, And asking her what is wrong

Ever since then, I no dey try public wooing again or road side stuffs... That was the most embarrassing day of my life

After two days, I went to see a friend - only to hear two children whispering - "SEE THAT BROTHER WEY DEM DEY TELL YOU NO DEY SHAME"

LaMujer:
See as people dey vex ontop money wey no be their own.

Na so pesin dey write epistle for Standard free 3k yesterday. smh


When the guy was stuck, you probably saw the post and waka pass, now the guy is sharing money, you kon dey beef people that contributed to the success of the solution to the problem.


Nigerians and entitlement mentality shaa

Noel19:
Toothpaste is a bit sophisticated, let him produce toothpick first.

Yenefer:
Crappy

Lhimeet:
Nobody should disturb me please.

As you can see, it wasn't my idea.

rheether:
Alextaiwo.

seankafor:
This one is probly seeking attention.
Make him no go focus on his dying career than crying on media

Breastfeed:
You have a very good budget, get good phone that there battery life last long. Eg Tecno phones are not bad, itel or even infinix

calgenius:
yeah! they really deserve it and got thrashed home and away like dat by atletico...infact i think atletico has two stadia: one at thier home madrid nd the other one at anfield...audio squad, mtcheew.

nonny1212:
Valuable indeed. People that cannot defend champions league title against 7th place atletico Madrid, is that one valuable?

Home and away banging should devalue them

BiafranBushBoy:
Hmm... Hope say you no write English oo...
Because...
I pray you made it Sha... Lol

xclusiveguy4:
That explosion was probably accompanied by bomb, I don't think pipeline explosion would have sounded so loud with such vibration, heard the sound around Alaba, Ajangbadi

Perfecttouchade:
I sharperly go check the building very well when the loud impact was felt

ehemwhy:
We felt the vibration here at Baruwa , these pipeline vandals don't know the damage they bring to people's lives and property , there is no way the Baale of that area and the DPO can deny knowledge of their activities

SciLab:
Few years ago, I was in Owerri to attend a wedding. I couldn't drive down because my car had slight issues.

While walking down to Ikenegbu junction from prisons, a siena bus pulled over and the police guys asked me for my phone. I asked them why, one of them started barking at me and threatening to shoot.

I handed the phone to them and told them I'm ready to follow them to the station. I assured them that I will provide all the details they need at the station. When we got to the station at the area command, I was about to be put behind the counter with some other guys when the AC drove in with his details.

I summoned courage and greeted the AC like I knew him before, I introduced myself as a human right member of the PCRC, JDPC and Amnesty International to spark his interest. I told him that I'm under illegal detention by some of his boys who are on illegal duty which I am sure he didn't ask them to do. I also presented my I.D card as a medical professional.

The man sensing serious petition flying right, left and centre invited me to his office, during the chat, the AC ordered that I be released but I told him his boys also took N70,000 cash from me which I was supposed to donate at the wedding of my good friend who was also a human right officer and a member of the Nigeria Army medical corps. No money had been taken from me yet but I wanted the bastards to pay for wasting my time.

The police guys denied and swore heaven and earth, but I maintained that the money was taken from me and shared and I must have it back. The AC ordered that they produce the 70K within 30mins and return my phone, else they face whatever comes out of the case, that he is awaiting his promotion and will sacrifice them if need be.

That money was provided with surprising speed and my phone given to me. They must have extorted it from the other guys I guess.

But I left that station N70,000 richer. I spray for that wedding like say tommorow no dey.

UncleSnr:
RIP English.

nyabingi:
thank you guys for your opinions, i eventually went for the tecno