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AshiraWealthy:
To come and stay as what? Do these relatives not have their own homes? I for one find I difficult staying with couples or another family.
We should respect other peoples privacy. I dont like people invading my privacy even as a single talk more as a married couple.
Come visit and go that very day. If by error, you stayed till late, by next morning you should be off.

RAGGA40:
Let me share my story,
i financed a guy's feeding till the time he graduated, what the guy sent to me was 2k to say thank you for what i did for him. It wasn't funny,
another one like that the same thing, that one didn't give me shishi, i personally told myself to stop this good boy act that from i'm going to be devil himself no matter the situation, if u are dying i will watch u breath your last, i'm done helping people with a good heart.

Kingrexyl:
I wonder why JB left a beauty like her, she's a very sweet Latina girl.

kapelvej:
This guy is dangerous than Danger. Obaseki is in soup

partnerbizn4:
these ppl are mad.

Is she finer than maserati, janet jade, nyomi banxx

so what's is she hiding?

Bobonowell:
She's is depressed

eagleu:
Nothing but intimidation and psychological warfare!
Prof should simply have janitors clean up the garbage and put izal on the mess.
Juju has zero power, otherwise we should have been ruling the white man who doesn't believe in it.

Jestin:
Out of desperation to secure a second term, you deprived kabaka from reaping the fruit of his labor. Remember the concept of karma Mr Governor

cybriz82:
Ur own better na.what of my lil cous dat brought iz corper frnd into my house.cuz he haz a soare key.i came back frm work n met d guy on my in bedroom with iz dirty shoe.dude no evn greet me na me still greet am like chairman how far dude no evn ansa me cuz he was watching tv.me myself just kuma follow am sit down dey watch tv.when my lil cous came back he was like uncle welcome.i dn fetch d water wey u say make i fetch n i was like thank u jurr..how mummy na? Na dat time d idiot begin remove iz leg from my bed begin greet me.meself com ansa am back like u are welcome sir.

FabulousAutos:
It happened while I was doing a part time job during my school days in a remote community in Ebonyi State. Went to the only good hospital (General Hospital) in that location but was told that the dentist travelled for Christmas. I was given some pain reliever and asked to check back the following week.
The pain became unbearable and the pain reliever I received from the hospital wasn't really helpful so one day, I got fed up, tried to pull the darn thing out with a plyer but it broke in pieces. Some pieces came out with blood while others remained in the mouth with the root. I was made to understand later that the result would have been disastrous if I had managed to pull the entire tooth off.

Smartjeezy:
End is near. Islamabad... Thanks to oracle that am a traditional worshiper. Religion has done more damages to this planet than any other thing. They don't practice what they preach...

Sermwell:
bro I followed this thread from page one and I must say your attitude towards your brother wasn't right at all!!!
I have a cousin who was seriously in need to the extend that he came to stay with me in school with his fiancé. I was a student and struggled so hard to take care of them for 2yrs. Almost everyone in my hostel asked me to send them away but I didn't. After about 2yrs of staying with me, he got a contract as a ship cleaner.
last year December after my call to bar, he called me and said he has something 'small' for me, and asked me to send my account details. Like a dream, this guy transferred 4million naira to my account(an amount I have never made in my entire life). I was dumbfounded!! I cried when he reminded me of the sacrifices I made when he and his fiancé were staying with me in school!

ArticleBeast:
I remember my days in Ekosidin, there was this dude that graduated but came for clearance. I decided to squat him for the three days. I noticed that on the third day, the chief was doing no leave no transfer. I just chill. The night of the third day oboy went clubbing and brought one disgusting chick. The idiot was winking at me to leave my house around 10pm for him to defile my sheet. I said they should wait outside let me, clear everywhere. I locked my door... And slept off. The guy banged and banged, I increased music. In the morning by 6am, I dropped his bag outside my door. Which useless you don't know tomorrow...

SweetPreeq:
So one of my old guys visited me and I told him to feel at home


Werey go put on generator o

Daniel434:
Abeg na who we go play next if we win

uunwanaobong3:
HAVE You WON EPL UNDER Klopp?



Or should I rephrase the question?


Have u ever in your life and history and it eternity under heaven or hell won EPL before?

U better be quiet and humble until u win one.....

My advice to you is, after God fear EPL.... Because I believe that 22 points gap should come with humility, believe me u don't want to suffer the biggest slumb in football history. Just win the first one please, then we can talk.

mirexxx:
This thread made my night.. had a good laugh..I won't share my experiences tho..

Favy1235:
who said am a small gal. Because i metioned teach me engine drawing i dey uni

KrazzyAndy:
I lost 30k from my school fees now i have to touch my money that I'm saving for laptop
And i saw it here "don't gamble with your school fees ohhh...." but i was to stupid and greedy to listen

Timileyin1234:
Bro I’m a Liverpool fan but that final match, Man city would have beaten us The match in semi final should have been final

uunwanaobong3:
MY GUY U No GO RELAX? Stop giving useless reasons to back a proud egocentric coach like klopp, ...... don't u know that FA cup Has even been rescheduled fixture to be played on the week days rather than weekend to help alleviate a problem of fixture pill up.

Don't u know that winter break was introduced for this purpose and coaches were warned of a replay if they fail to win their first legs and all the coaches were in agreement to this including klopp? What happens in the first leg, he chooses to play under 18 against a championship team, what an insult?

Guardiola played in all four competitions when there was no winter break, he won three and he didn't complain or abuse the competition like this man. The same thing goes to man utd in 1999.

The down Fall of Liverpool is always pride.

If FA and PREMEIR LEAGUE want to treat your fuckup, u will see your self falling from 22 points lead to third place finish in under 6 weeks. Word of wisdom again "be humble and quiet while enjoying your favours"

foolbuster:
How much is 5 eggs? For somebody you want to entertain and said to feel free in your home. Something wey you go use make fun of the person and laugh about.
I know your type.

Kingjjo:
It was on a tuesday, called in sick cos this babe I met on fb said it was that day she will come. Went to goat market and bought goat meat I prepared a wonderful okra/ogbono/uziza soup...of course I sabi cook wella. This girl came around 4pm and we started talking, shortly she went to the toilet to ease herself and I rushed her hand bag and saw clothes there ..Lols.. I relaxed cos no point in rushing cos I know this one go sleep. Later after we don bulala, the girl said she dey hungry I told her she should enter kitchen and do eba for both of us. This girl came out with 12 pieces of meat plus other things wey dey the soup. It's not like the meat lumps were small in anyway I was shocked to see my 3k meat almost finish in one eating. I ate small and ate 3 pieces of meat and I pretended that I was watching a movie while watching this girl consume my meat while talking to me with mouth full with meat.. A big turn off for me. In the morning I was dressed for work when she walked out of the bathroom and asked me whether I will eat eba that morning, my heart skipped and I knew that this girl has a mission to finish that meat. I told her no that I don't eat eba in the morning and she said that she wants to eat. 10 minutes later this came out with very small eba and 6 pieces of meat. Na there I weak and I decided I won't give her a dime and she won't come to my house again. I deleted number immediately she left. Anu mpam

Emmanuelhector:
After using my Toilet, the clown wipe his anus for my toilet wall

balqe:
She was putting my family's pictures inside her bag

TGMISKY:
Not really a date sha.
Met this girl on Facebook, became friends and really wanted to see her. Invited her to a seminar and couldn't hold a conversation with her. Funny thing is that we could chat for hours on Facebook. She later told me that I seem to be the shy type.

alexistaiwo:
I might have my own shortcomings (who doesn't?) but all this gbas gbos can be avoided if most people here follow my principles to gambling.

Permit me to share some of them



* I don't play other people's games, no matter what!

* I don't belong to any punting group, all my punting interactions start and end here on this thread!

* I don't envy my fellow punters, I don't expect to win the day you win and I expect you to know that I am also not obligated to make you win the day I win. Each man for himself though it doesn't stop me from sharing games (at my own discretion of course!)

* An average gambler is an angry man and a group comprising of many gamblers is synonymous to a mental health institution so know who and who to interact with to avoid getting dragged unnecessarily and know when to play the bigger man.

* At the end of the day, it is foolishness to expect a lion not to devour you because you don't eat lion meat so while your intentions might be good, the next guy might just be waiting an opportunity to tear you down so las las each man for himself and God for all!

BanNoMore:
The group is made up of the following
The two crumb lords The scammer The selfish one and The demi god