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Will really need to check on you someday o !

I'll holla you on my 200 number. Expect my call soon.

gentysho:
@ switch Congratulations, your predictions over the last 5 games has been correct i dont think chelsea can win anything this season they will surely drop more points against the likes of manchester united and spurs even Arsenal if they continue like this they will be 5th place very soon chelsea should say bye bye to premiership title.

For your small and evil mind abi ?

You make me laugh in EFIK o !!! Hiohiohiohiohiehiehiehie,

medjai:
Birds of equal plummage. They both add very little to the Chelsea team

But they are well paid ! Bad belle !

switch47:
@ post

chelsea is such a useless team! very soon the team will come crashing like a pack of cards and i am still looking forward to the seasons when chelsea will go back to where they belong- MID TABLE !! the time will come in the next few seasons, the team will follow the path of the likes of porthmoth Chelsea will soon be flushed down the toilet by Roman like a big shiiit they are. nonsense team!

I see some HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE here ! Lol,

Abeg make you nor use panadol for another person headache naa. Leave us with our shiiiit o !

nateevs:
It's been a while since we've had a lot of news have come out of Chelsea. The media is dying to get down and dirty with us.
Roman is changing his wardrobe and that is not helping matters.

On the pitch though, with all the doom and gloom being preached around, I am very calm.
I have seen this come and go before. I am very optimistic.

Though a few people may think I am crazy, I think this is the worst it's ever going to get.
Everton next week. Terry, Essien and Zhirkov are back. A midfield of Mikel, Essien and Zhirkov is great.

Lampard returns the week after and things will pick up.

Nothing do Chelsea. We are coming back to the top.


In the FA Cup. . ,  It's home to Ipswich.

Abeg tell them make dem hear jare !

Chelsea ni joooooooorrrrrr !

switch47:
Bounce back?? io dont think so at least not this century!!A chelsea mumu team who could only get just four points from their last five games.  Drawing  even coming from behind against a team that just lost 1-5 to Bolton and  an handicapped mumu  Newcastle that has just a single point from the last nine on offer.  una own has finished, chelsea is finished and are being roasted on slow fire!! bounce back ke? No this season will be different, there shall be no raising of thew dead this time. CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN

Thought you predicted a lose ? I told you that your predictions are always working for us and not against us.

Please be severe with the next one abeg !

nateevs:
Another 2 pts dropped.

Better than loosing. Am cool with the result.

Shame to the OCTOPUS !

Na wa o !

HNIC:
Anelka can't go past Sol campbell
The 2 CBs are not even be worked
Ramires collects first  yellow!

See i said it ! That Remires guy is a bloody JINX ! And am sure he'll be the downfall of Ancelloti !

switch47:
I HOPE THAT CHELSEA WILL LOSE MORE POINTS TOMOROW AND STAY WHERE THEY BELONG Third place!! Newcastle all the way!! may God help them .

Praise da Lord ! Octopus Switch has finally found his voice !

This happens in other teams too. You bound to have a close pal in a team . Someone you both share you thoughts and pains together.

waledoy:
Carlo Ancelotti has named his side for the Newcastle match tomorrow

Petr Cech in goal, Jose Bosingwa, Alex, Branislav Ivanovic and Ashley Cole at the back, Ramires, John Mikel Obi and Florent Malouda in the midfield and Nicolas Anelka, Didier Drogba and Salomon Kalou as the front three

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2231471,00.html

Am not comfortable with this Remi boy on that field and not in a game like this .

switch47:
the thief comes to STEAL and destroy but on this day they shall lose more points, shall be caught off balance Newcastl;e all the way AMEN

Chelsea mumu to continue!!

You don carry ya mumu prediction come again ? I see us winning this then.

nadneth:
Newcastle please dont let us down. You guys can do it. Ask Man city,Sunderland and Birmingham how they all did it even in Stamford Flyover (sorry Bridge). Newcastle 3, Chelsea 1.

Oh, e be like say na you go replace Shola Ameobi abi ? So that you go fit score all the 3 goals ?

Nice idea.

really ?!!!!!

Na wa o.

nateevs:
Alex no play for Sunday ooo. He's hving a surgery on Sunday. Maybe Bruma and Ivanovic in defence.
God help us.

A walk over

ednutey:
It doesnt matter if this story is true or not,fact remains such s.hit happes

Abeg help me tell them !

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date=1290634044:
Thé story look fake really, she Will not for any reason Côme home with a Condom ans then Hotel address in her bag
if it was to be a true story. Cheaters are very calculating, she Will know how to avoid Oga from suspecting her.

Have ever been caught NAPPING b4 ?

You call 18mnths RECENTLY ?!

codeb:
where is the switch dude?

He's arranging for a new lap-top. Someone told me he smashed his lap-top out of frustration cus we won !

@Seyi,

Abeg you fit post the pics.

High_Chief:
This is the only way arsenal could have scored

LMAO !

High_Chief:
He grooms players and later sell them when they are supposed to be useful, as if he is running a poultry business. And at the end when they loose a match you see arsenal fans blaming Wenger, Song, Rooney, Larry King, EPl, Opray Winfrey, President of Zimbabwe. Very funny people and when they manage to win one match they will be all over the place. Braga outplayed them in 2nite's match, if the match had lasted for 2days arsenal wouldnt have still scored. Pls for the sake of good health, you guys should limit your support for this arsenal club

Ol'boy ! You go kill person with laughter o ! Chei !

debosky:
^^

I'd be wary about ribbing switch if I were you. . . this dude has mystical powers and was the one that got Scolari fired with his evil predictions.

He predicted doom for us last season and we won 2 good titles. Just hoping he'll continue predicting doom with his supposed mystical powers so that we can win more laurels this season.

@Switch47

Abeg continue o'jare !

BlueDiva:
DS stepped up his game tonight.
The perpetual flop managed to display some good performance.

Kakuta disappoints me again as usual.
Young Josh is so much talent.

Meanwhile, our play was ok, not so fantastic.
Will this sort of play beat N'castle? I dunno.

Let's keep our fingers crossed .

rubi:
I don't believe the story

You really don't need to believe the story.

switch47:
The story of chelsea misrable life after wasting their blood money!! plaing 1-1 at stamord (bridge no dey again) with a tiny club called ZILINA una mumu don ripe wey mr nateeves dey talk of beautiful football say una dey play Barca abi? rubbish!! hehehehehe

You call ZILINA a tiny club ? I suppose UEFA gave them a free slot since they are so tiny they couldn't qualify to play in the champions league abi ?

ROFLMAO !

So na who come mumu pass today o?

How MARKET ?

[b]Funmi thought she could again get away with it. She was wrong. She had been embroiled in a sizzling, but illicit romance with her boss, Mr Benson who is married with a kid. On this fateful Friday evening, Funmi rushed down to the house to take a shower.

She packed some clothes and intended to deceive her husband that she was going on a trip with the management of her firm . After she had entered the bathroom, her husband, Davies, inquisitively felt like checking her bag for the most innocuous reasons, but stumbled on a hotel address within the same city as well as a pack of condoms. He was enraged , but tried to keep his cool .

After her bath, she dressed up and told him “Love, I am sorry, my management team and I would be on a two-day trip to Benin for our annual board meeting and I’ ll miss you”.

When she moved closer to give him a hug, Davies blurted out in anger “oh, the board meeting at the hotel with a pack of condoms…?” She wished the ground would open up and swallow her. Davies continued “ so, this is what you have been doing to me, right?, slowly bringing out the pack of condoms. What the hell do you need condoms for? She was speechless and immediately went on her knees weeping profusely…
What would you do if you found a hotel address with a pack of condoms in your wife’s bag OR your Husband’s Trousers? [/b]

Thumps up baba !

Please put up the pics for us to see.