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SenatePresdo:
I keep telling my friends that a woman's brain can't mature pass that of a 15 years old boy.

A woman will know that you are lying, yet smiling sheepishly because she likes what you are telling her.

Very easy to manipulate.

Fish Brain no be Tittle oh, na Botanical name

Nor be lie jare.....I just dey wonder how and why dem dey quick believe lies

sparko1:
Which is more durable, easy to maintain, fuel efficient and better.

Honda Pilot all d way ! Rugged and strong !

Combing ko ! Barbing ni....so they will wait 4 una

RZArecta:
Agreed, PDP is a "terrorist party". Aisha should try protesting at Unity fountain tomorrow morning about the security situation in northern Nigeria and see if security agents won't shoot her left bumbum. I know what she's doing Sha, simply self preservation. Immediately those northern talibans warned her about her criticism of Bayajidas junta, she piped low for a few weeks only to come out roving mad to show her taliban masters that her brain has been successfully evacuated.

D4donnn:
Is it available

Sold sir

Hello ...Pls I urgently need front bumper for Honda pilot 07...the one with fog light pls.....

abuuthmaan:
150k

Na money.....but no deal sir

Just got an LG 65 INCHES SMART TV for sale....its less than 1 wk. The TV seems to be too large and bold for my sitting room, hence selling it off. Need to get another one.

Price : 280k

History555:
You mean iswap boys laying ambush came with phone charger, drugs, comb, pomade for an ambush.
Wonderful

Person wey dey go war and come still dey comb hair and rub pomade....Abeg who him wan impress for war front?

Nonsense yarns...when other ladies were asked to cook, they couldn't keep up. Some couldn't even eat d food sef...people were hiding foods until WhiteMoney came back and everyone is happy. Some people can't just stay without being busy and that's d kind of person WhiteMoney is....

What the Hell is happening naa

And these bandits would later turn around to say they have repented !

abercrombie:
fYI nothing like childish relationship here,you don't have to false or trap someone to marry you with a fake pregnancy,what if she got pregnant for some other Randy dude so I should just nod and accept the pregnancy....

So u know all these, na him u dey enter raw Abi withdrawal method dey stop STDs too If you had been having protected sex, am sure she would never pull up such pranks on you ! Continue to dey deposit and withdraw o !

BeeBeeOoh:
I don't wanna sound insultive nor disrespectful, but, please how do you manage to inter-balance stupidity and foolishness all the time?

Eeewwwwwweeeeee

Una say Messi nor go fit shine outside Spain, d guy wan leave go another club, una still dey complain again...wetin una want gan sef !

Kedoty:
My brother's wife called me yesterday to report my brother, she said their daughter called her two days ago about what her dad has been doing to her.

She told her that, her dad has slept with her twice, so the mother called me to report the case that she's confused and doesn't know how to confront her husband.

The daughter said the first day he slept with her was when her mother went on night vigil in the church. The second time he left his room at the middle of the night pretend to go and urinate and went to daughter's room to sleep with her for the second time. He has threatening her not to tell anyone.

Honestly for the past 2 days I couldn't sleep, was just thinking on how to approach the situation and how to rescue the inocent girl from abusive father.

The girl is around 17 years old.

Please your urgent advice needed. ( They are in Abuja while I'm in Lagos)

I dey hate this kain attitude....

MufasaLion:
Truthfully, ladies like that will never accept rejection and she will become a bitter person.

Na diplomacy him suppose that settle d matter o

Alejod:



Hmmm....form can disappear o o

How do you connect the laptop to the inverter battery ?

LivityTree:
Good morning Sir. The 10 passenger type cruise boat will be suitable for a family of six (6), because it is the smallest size we have in our fleet. The entire family can hire same at a modest price of #60,000 per hour.

Many thanks for your enquiry.

OK boss ! This is nice and still price friendly.....

How much is for a family of 6 ?

dontbothermuch:
I intentionally picked up this snake after seeing it's belly pattern. It bit me, but it was just a bite. I mean with teeth not fang. I was initially scared, but I knew it wasn't venomous.
Typical example of a non venomous snake. Checkout it's eyes. Next pics
Zoom the first pic to checkout it's belly pattern

More details of non venomous snakes with pic below

Why did you kill d snake naa U say its poisonous and u still kill am...its not fair o !

Doyou2019:
Hear this slowpoke. Hear this compound fool ooo.

larrixauto2017:
Yes Sir We Are in Lagos Alimosho Lasu Iba Road.. & Abuja.. Asokoro

OK sir

larrixauto2017:
Hello Sir..

Did you feel the vibration from the steering wheel...??

Did you feel the car vibrating from the wheel it self sir ??

If So....

You will need too go to an auto work shop too inspect your brakes system sir .

The causes.. are..
Either

Bad Break disc or it need resurface.

Or Fake Or Low Break Pads...

Or Faulty Calipers....

Thank You

You are too good....brain dey ya head truly .
I honestly observed that d break pedal was going flat by the time I got to where I was going. And after several hours, the break pedal was back to its usual position and d vibration stopped. Abeg where is ur workshop biko....

I just observed 3 days that when I on 100 to 120kmh and I press d breake, my car shakes vigorously. This only happens BTW 100 to 120....

It's an Honda pilot 2007

lagusboyyy:
Nissan Murano is a very problematic SUV,guess it was designed by the devil himself to make people go through pains.

Sorry about your ordeal bro.

wellmax:
Good move.

The black market for forex is already turning into the only market.

It is not good for the economy.

Everybody should go and buy from the banks

Banks dey limit d amount wey person go fit buy

Golden147:
What if in the cause of waiting to build another guy came into picture... You know women though not all can be influence plus other peers advise too.... Every guy is afraid of training a woman in school because of their nonsense altitude...can you advise me to take such risk or quit the relationship?

What makes you think another guy can't still snatch her from you now And besides, you claimed she loves you so much, then why u dey get that kain thoughts ?

U didn't post d parlour chairs

ArchitriaWorks:
Unpopular comment:

Whether we love it or not, 10-15 years from now, PEOPLE WILL BE HAVING SEX FULLY NAKED IN PUBLIC as others are walking past going about their businesses. Don't bother thinking how it will be possible. Just ask yourself, some things that were considered unthinkable and an abomination to the ears just a few years ago, have now become acceptable norms in society and even some of us have become familiar with them. Just spend 2 hours on some websites like Dailystar that was originally an official news website, and you'll have gotten your sufficient dosage of porn for that day.
The devil is super BUSY. The world is heading towards self destruct. Only those in CHRIST will be safe. Just a matter of time everything I've said will become reality.

Something that is happening already....

TOPAI7:
Is there anything one can do to reduce the fuel Consumption?

Reduce ke ?....nothing o....I just dey enjoy am like that.

Bola146:
Same here to travel to my parents house na wahala, I have gone home since August last year, I'm just afraid I can't attend a party outside Ibadan, mi o le wa ku