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Family › Re: SHOCKING: Househelp Forcefully Delivers 6- Month-old Baby (PHOTOS) by bigfree: 7:40am On Dec 27, 2013

wikedness

Politics › Re: Funny Things That Happened In 2013 by bigfree: 7:38am On Dec 27, 2013

shekau is dead, then a live

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Events › Re: HEADIES: Iyanya Artiste Of The Year; My Azz!! by bigfree: 7:34am On Dec 27, 2013

y you dey vex

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Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Who Should Be Grateful To Nairaland For Making Them More Popular by bigfree: 7:07pm On Dec 26, 2013

i think all public figures in nigeria should be grateful to NL

Politics › Re: Shekau Is Alive!!! by bigfree: 6:45pm On Dec 26, 2013

mehn. I thought he was dead

Family › Re: Please I Need Your Help And Advise . Ejooooorrr by bigfree: 6:07pm On Dec 26, 2013*

isn't it obvious, you have a cougar as a mother-inlaw and your wife is her latest recriut.
but on second thought, this is superstory. If it weren't, there will be a shootout or fist fight in that club cos you will move out with your boys, mapol, navy, or boy scouts and try to rescue your wife from destruction instead whinning here on cyberspace. Thats what i will do.

Celebrities › Re: Who Has Been In Contact With A Star Before They Became One- What Were They Like? by bigfree: 6:02pm On Dec 26, 2013

vincent enyeama
obafemi martins
orishe femi

Romance › Re: I Don't Like Her Anymore, How Do I Tell Her??? by bigfree: 5:51pm On Dec 26, 2013

okay, you chop ladyfish, e come hang you for throat. If you wan to remove am there are two things involve: you drink plenty water or you swallow big eba use push am comot.
Interpretation: you continue 2 see the lady until e tire una two or you find one big girlfriend use pursue the girl
i hope i was of help

Career › Re: Recruiting Software: 10 Ways Job Seekers Can Beat The System by bigfree: 5:33pm On Dec 26, 2013

interesting. Well done and thank you

Gaming › Re: What's Your Favourite Dance Craze This Year?? by bigfree: 5:25pm On Dec 26, 2013*

i said my n*** don't dance
we just pull up our pants
and do the rockaway
now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.

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Nairaland General › Re: Did You Ever Moved From House To House During Xmas ? by bigfree: 4:50pm On Dec 25, 2013

yes

Literature › Re: Let All Poets Drop Their Poems...(just For Fun And Corrections) by bigfree: 9:18am On Dec 25, 2013

let me type mine

Romance › Re: Is "I'm Engaged" normal as a hard-2-get line? by bigfree: 9:15am On Dec 25, 2013

i will comment but not now

Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by bigfree: 9:12am On Dec 25, 2013*

okay@op well done. I know someone that is not too good-looking, infact an average joe, but he manages to score with hot chicks. Why is that so? I have come to understand that points of attraction women look out for are hard to rationalize, they are aesthetic like a mona lisa painting. You ask your self sometimes, why is she with that guy? You don't understand. Ask her, why do you love that guy? She doesn't really know
attraction for women is embedded in the irrational or intuitive part of the brain which has been passed from mother to daughter for generations. That is the selection of the most suitable male mate with. I don't women go about with a checklist in their purse to select a male. If she digs you, she digs you.

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Politics › Re: President Gudluck Chrismas Messages To Nigerians by bigfree: 9:10am On Dec 25, 2013

merry christmas, oga jona

Food › Re: Foods That Can Bring Back My Se.x Drive?? by bigfree: 8:48am On Dec 25, 2013

@op. Its all in the mind. Even if you eat all kind of food from ijebu to pretoria, little jonny won't nod at all. As a man, get your self charging, pump those testerone back in your system. You need to feel alive.

Go mountain climbing
go clubbing, have fun
get in the gym and push some weight
do things you love doing
imagine you are 15 again
stay away from drugs and alcohol
feel good about yourself. Little jonny will do too

Food › Re: Ever Killed A Chicken B4 By Yourself? by bigfree: 8:46am On Dec 25, 2013

i kill good

Christianity Etc › Re: What Lesson Did You Learn From Christmas? by bigfree: 8:42am On Dec 25, 2013*

the story of the manger. Christmas has taught me that it doesn't matter where i was born, or who the caliber of people that came for my naming ceremony are, but to have a believe that the world shall celebrate me.
Imagine the son of God born in a manger; our birth doesn't determine our greatness
joy to the world and merry christmas

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Politics › Re: President Message For Christmas by bigfree: 8:39am On Dec 25, 2013

merry xmas, oga jona

Romance › Re: Nairaland's Santa- Make Your Wish. by bigfree: 9:40pm On Dec 24, 2013

i wish to be first to comment on this thread

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Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Achieved This Year..? by bigfree: 9:26pm On Dec 24, 2013

my achievement this year?- i am still alive

Nairaland General › Re: Kenyan Prisoner Cuts Off His Penis, Says He Won't Be Needing It Anymore by bigfree: 9:08pm On Dec 24, 2013

depends on how huge the joystick is. Its size is equal to its relevance, so the complete annihilation of it if it proves diminutive in size.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Abeg, Rate My Pic. Am I Too Bad? :( by bigfree: 9:00pm On Dec 24, 2013

oboy, i no go lie. But that your glasses make you resemble people way dey inspect soakaway

Romance › Re: Christmas With My Girl by bigfree: 8:49pm On Dec 24, 2013

my guy, in all these nine days, i no see bleeping time. I try to read between the times but nothing. E better to scraf for nine days than to carry woman dey waka up and down like people way no get house. Boy you dey jonze oh. Dey form calendarkeeper.

Romance › Re: Christmas With My Girl by bigfree: 8:49pm On Dec 24, 2013

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Nairaland General › Re: Minister Of Information Lunch Blog by bigfree: 8:39pm On Dec 24, 2013

wetin we no see, later you go hear say him get radio station, filling station and canteen. Msheeeew

Christianity Etc › Re: "And What Will You Do In Heaven For Billions Of Years?" by bigfree: 8:37pm On Dec 24, 2013

we shall sing hymns

Romance › Re: My Husband Forced Me To Abort Twice, Then Had An Illegal Baby With His Mistress! by bigfree: 8:34pm On Dec 24, 2013

its all about who your husband wants to carry his child. You or his mistress. It this case, he preferred his mistress. I will say you get pregnant for, and notify him of it when its too late 2 abort
but be prepared 2 recieve no support from your relectant husband

Literature › Re: A Christmas Poem For You! by bigfree: 8:04pm On Dec 24, 2013

well done@ op. Well done

Literature › A Poem By Bigfree by bigfree(op): 10:57am On Nov 25, 2013

Hi people, i have been a closet writer for quite some times now and i think this forum is a means for me to share my thoughts with like minded folks. I saw a youtube video of a spoken word session by Ayo the Nigerian nightmare; it was entertaining and uplifting. Enjoy this piece. Your comments would be highly appreciated.

Bob Marley is in the building

I hear Nesta Marley is alive
He did not die like some believe
Death could not hold down a Rasta man
Like Natty dread Elijah, a Jah man
Revelations of this kind I keep divine
Hidden from Caesar, I am Saint John the divine
These thoughts of my alien mind
My mind of these alien thoughts
Like a UFO’s seeker with eyes to the sky
How can I distinct a plane as E.T’s jet fly?
Can the stage make the sage?
So I let music coach me and herbs heal aches
In the sounds of the wailers I meet the champion
Their acoustic accordion achieved accession
Jericho can not be far
Babylon can hear their voices from afar
Nesta is alive because I can hear him
I can see his face brown like cabin beam
And feet used to the dance of Nyabinghi
Go tell it to the Rivers, from Mississippi to the Thames
Tell it to the elders, Marcus Garvey and Haile Selassie
Gather the people of all tongues
Sound the trumpets, our redemption songs
Give me a voice like the roar of Victoria fall
Set me on Kilimanjaro, my height so tall
Please, prepare for a wonderful evening
Bob Marley is in the building
Now I stand on a plateau of wood
Mahogany of surface wet with brew
Many eyes raised to this pulpit of baseness
Urging my mind back to soberness
Is this how the festivals end?
How can I distinct music from legend?
For in a song we find the hero we seek
And in trouble our comfort is the deejay
Take me back to the fairy tales of Kingston Jamaica
I want to break bread with the twelve tribes of Israel
For Its like I have being dancing with the wolves
And my legs are heavy like metals, I can’t move
As I fall into an endless well full of scorpions
Am yelling free Zion! Free Zion!! Free Zion!!!
I am taken captive by our freedom haters

Romance › Re: His Friends Complain About Me, What Should I Do? by bigfree: 6:03pm On Nov 02, 2013

wahala

Sports › Re: Why Do Our Sports Kit Designers(adidas)always Hand Us Oversized Jerseys by bigfree: 6:00pm On Nov 02, 2013

okrika

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