₦airaland Forum

Khaleepha5681:
Says who?

I said go and bring him, or should I give you my number to tell where he is?

In less than hour, he will be arrested, and in less than 72 hours he will be in court and in less than a week he will be punished

Drop your details then...

Khaleepha5681:
No,bring that person to police station that marries underage

It is an unwritten law in the northern part of Nigeria...

Mostly practiced by islamist...

alizma:
I knew Nigerians were going to misunderstood the NCC on the matter.
Simple thing, they blow it out of proportion. If your child is below 18, get him/her a Sim card in your name. Simple as that, when he/she becomes of age to take full responsibility of his/her actions, the person can walk into any service provider office and get as many sim as possible within the law.

But it is permissible for a 12yr old girl to be married out...

sparkyJ:
I want to call the attention of the government to save us from the embarrassing calls and messages of loan companies.

They always claim the debtor dropped your contact with them which is NOT true but rather they send messages or call all numbers on the contact list of the debtor. I have never taken a loan in my life neither do I care to do so.

I got a message today from a company called CREDIT9JA that somebody took a loan from them, that he dropped my number as an emergency number for them to call. Why dragging innocent people into a deal or transaction they know nothing about?

The most annoying part is that u might end up not knowing the person; reason is because people can get people's contact without their consent.

This is the 3rd time i will encounter this. The first was abt a schoolmate of mine during my undergraduate days, the second was a fellow Corp member during my service in the core North and now is a stranger who have my number. Yet these people suddenly claimed he is my relative. It's so annoying! I called back and gave them a stern warning. See the reply I got.

Can you drop their phone number, let's finish them with calls.

samuelson06:
Lol. Na IBB way.

Which ibb way?

You don go other states?

PharoahIII:
Which akwaibom? With their pothole-riddled roads? Is it abak road or itam or ibb, which one?

Shut up that smelly mouth, you know nothing about Akwa Ibom....

Hardgun:
God punish everybody watching the BBN God punish the BBN self

Na your mama wey God go first punish.

Waste of time....

Tell him to quickly return to Aso Rock.

40cm/40cm cost N5,500 for designed... And N5,200 for no design... Here in CALABAR

KarinaLove:
I saw this picture two days ago.

Quite disturbing.

What is he trying to prove now.

So that one rich man working in one big Oil Company will see him and like him for his cooperate dressing while Hawking under the hot sun and be like

"Hmmm...I like your drive and approach to work. I like your zeal and bla bla bla. Take my card. Call me. I work for an oil firm. Let me help you get a job in my company"

Somebody should tell him that his strategy is good but might not work all the time.

How many Nigerians working in Oil Firms or Telecomms will see their fellow men and want to help them get jobs in their own jobs.
Nobody wants you to rise above them.

My 2 cents.

But it's more dignified than your ashawo business strategy...

Don't you think so?

Na who go claim dead body of thief ?

That na double wahala for deadibody and the owner of the body...

zexy2030:
His wife is on her period.

The mumu man no know..

Tinubuadvocate:
So cow also offended ipob terrorist ? I always saying It this people are bastard useless hopeless drunkard criminals.

Na your mama be bastard....

Haven't you heard of no open grazing law?

Lanretoye:
If na me be the registrar i go still insist...until he go barb am

Na why you still dey stay with your papa and mama up till now...

fuckingAyaya:
Them for wait for am ? As what?

The man dey reason like " Saga"

[quote author=Rik500k posted=106186703]Amongst all the pressing problems, deaths, kidnapping, fulani terrorist, evil politicians and the dwindling economy your pastor has this to say[/quote]Such message could be attributed to lack of proper sex...

Preacherrr:
WHY ARE YOU PAINED? OR IS THAT WERE THEY DELIVERED YOU FROM WITCHCRAFT SPIRIT, EVEN THOUGH IT LATER CAME BACK WITH MORE DEMONS BECAUSE OF YOUR EVIL WAY OF LIFE.

Your madness has started again...

Chosen is the mother of all witchcraft...

You're told not to use your brain while in their coven...

peteregwu:
He is the same God we call the God of chosen and his name is Jesus christ. Na wa for you self. We call him The God of chosen because of the name of the ministry, the Lord's Chosen (the God of chosen). Haba!

Shut up your smelling mouth...

There is nothing like the God of chosen...

That's blasphemy

Mumu talk...

thrillionaire:
it's like you're too naive to understand that humanity is One. There's no you without me and vice versa in reality. I don't have the time to begin to explain but it's what you should know if you can use the internet. This world is a "we" thing, God inclusive sef.

Mehn handle your shiit alone...
Don't include no fucking body...

DenreleDave:
Don't feel bad about any rubbish guy or lady here has to tell you here on nairaland and pls don't lose that lady... Get close to her.....

Being her first and as a marketer that she is means alot.... Since you have money, you can tell her to quit the job and get her a better job...

Girl wey no fvck till she became adult and got a job means she kept her morals.... She only let you sleep with her because she likes you... Opening a bank account was jsut another avenue to keep contact with you..

She really likes you and wants to b with you

Case closed...

You have said it all.

Iamagoodgirll:
So I came across this post in a group

NL guys have you experienced this?, also share your view.

I NEED ADVAISE FROM A MALE READERS:

And no, my story is not made up. It’s for real, actually very real. I am a top executive of a very successful conglomerate my father founded. I resumed the job early this year when I returned from the U.K after completing my MBA.
As a result of my job, I usually find myself frequenting places I ordinarily wouldn’t want to- Ikoyi club, society weddings, conferences, etc. I’m a geek for the most part, and something of a recluse. I would rather stay in my house at the end of day and watch TV. When I became Deputy CEO of the company, I realized that I had to start hanging out at these places to build a social circle, mostly for business reasons. I am not a very sociable person, but with the help of my more outgoing cousins, I have been able to build a pretty decent network of Lagos ‘big boys’ between January when I returned and now.

During a conference in Lagos this year, I was approached by a young lady banker. She was working in the Marketing department at one of these banks, She’s pretty young- about 7 years my junior. I’m 28; this lady is about 21. You know how young these graduates are these days.

Anyway, she walked up to me and started persuading me to consider opening up a bank account with her bank and told me all the benefits of the account, etc. She looked so innocent and desperate, and practically begged me for an opportunity to see me again so that she could convince me. I ended up giving her my complimentary card. I usually don’t just give out my card like that, but I did.
Three days later, when I was hanging out with my new-found friends and my cousins at a bar at one of the Hotels on the Island during the early evening, this girl called me and reminded me who she was. She said she really needed me to open an account, and that she was eager to convince me on why I needed to open an account. My friends noticed I was talking to a girl on the phone. You know how guys are; they teased me and asked me to just play around with her and invite her for drinks.
I asked her to come over to the Hotel, and surprisingly, she said she would be there in 20 minutes. The branch she worked in is on the Island, so she apparently took a Bike and came to meet us. This was about 6pm. The girl came, and my friends all saw her. They smiled and talked among themselves in hush tones, and I talked briefly with her for like 5 minutes and told her I would make a decision on banking with her or not. She was desperate from what I could see, and she was eager to get my account.

When she left, my friends all laughed mischievously and told me in plain terms that I had to sleep with the girl. They went on talking about how all these bank marketers sleep with different men before getting deposits, and insisted that I must not be any different. Now, I’m not a virgin; I’ve had my own fair share of sex in the past, but I’ve never been one to take advantage of a girl. I knew she was desperate as she had a target to meet up to, or something of the sort. But when you’re a guy hanging out with guys, it’s pretty difficult to be the odd one out. All my friends made me promise that I’d sleep with the girl. I promised; I didn’t want to look like some geek. And I’m really trying to feel among these guys.

To cut a long story short, two days later, when I was in my office, this girl called me and tried persuading me to bank with her. As she was talking to me on phone, I asked her jokingly: “What are you willing to do in order for me to open an account with you?”

She hesitated and then she told me: “Anything you want sir.”

Gbam! That was my cue. I asked her to meet me at one hotel for drinks later that evening. I asked my PA to book a room for me at the Hotel. She came to meet me. We had drinks, we chatted. She told me that her bosses had ordered her to deliver N10million to the bank that month, and that so far, she hadn’t gotten anything. Her job was on the line, and she had only just started working there 3 weeks before. I asked her to follow me to the room. She did. I slept with her.

Surprisingly, it turns out she was doing it for the first time. She was actually a Virgin. The bed sheet was stained with her blood and all that stuff, and I was just amazed. I thought being a marketer and all, that she would have been sampled many times. But no, she was a virgin. When we finished, she was shy of looking at me in the eye. We didn’t talk much. I gave her money for a Taxi, and gave her the name of the Finance director of the subsidiary I am in charge of. I asked her to meet him the following day to open up a corporate account. I instructed the guy to open up an account worth a few hundreds of millions- probably enough to meet her target for the next 2 years if there is such a thing in commercial banking circles. I don’t know how these banks work.

Anyway, she called me and thanked me profusely for saving her job. My friends now know I have slept with her, and I have solidified my place among them as a ‘bad’ guy.

The issue is this: I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her. It’s been like six weeks now. I haven’t called her since then, even though she keeps sending me text messages asking after my wellbeing and thanking me for banking with her. She deals directly with my Finance guy so we don’t talk money ever. But I think about her every day. I think I actually have feelings for her, and the idea that I was her first makes me feel like she should belong to me. I’ve never been a Lady’s first. I’m actually going crazy with thoughts about this girl.

Am I crazy? Should I call her up and ask her out? How would that feel? How would she react? Also, considering that my friends all see her as the bank ‘LovePeddler’ would it be a good idea to still ask her out? How will my friends see me? I’m not looking for sex from her; I’m looking for something real, something intimate. I want something that’d last- probably forever.

I’ve never felt this way about any other lady in a really really long time. What should I do?

I will suggest you go all out for her... It's certain she is a good girl, but circumstances threw her overboard...

Buildingplug:
A 6 year old girl? HOW DID WE GET HERE?!!
Pornography is deadly. If you're addicted, seek help FAST

Shut the fvck.

Rather say " how did I get here".

It's not a " We" thing...

You fucking did the fvck alone.

kuonbe:
Fear of violence turn me to mumu in Lagos,
I cant fight anybody for the fear of getting stab. Shot , the other day a man was pointing a pistol to a man in his Avalon just because he batch his car and he refuse to come down. You dont know who is who

Run for your life bad people full everywhere

This reminds me of how I beat up a drunk, violent young nigga at festac in 2017... The next day, the nigga was looking for me with a pistol... God saved me that I didn't go out early enough...

Na so the nigga for nack me on top nothing...

He was drunk and was causing trouble.

Now, na pepper spray I dey carry for pocket.. no time to loose guard..

Aidejay:
Abeg which film she dey act?

Clitocurrency part 3....

Mophor:
Www.verify.autoreg.ng

Thanks very much...

soloehis:
well this is Nigeria anything is possible..sorry about that.I will send u an autoreg link where u can check your papers ur self to know if ur documents were renewed… I wrote it down some where, let me look for it..also make sure your number plate is on FRSC data base..that’s another way police are using to extort Nigerians..stay blessed

Please send the autoreg link to me too... Thanks

wordychap:
On my way back from work, driving on a highway, I noticed two cars reversing. This is usually a sign of FRSC officers ahead but i couldn't see any so I trottled on.

A short distance ahead I sighted a police van then I came on VIO checking. I was told to pa4k which i did and the checks started.
They checked my tyres then went to my papers. The lad then said my papers look suspicious and went ahead to send my plate number to his office to authenticate my papers.

After a delay of close to an hour, hia affice called and he told me the data they have with them shows my papers ought to have expired in february 2021 but what i had with me is to expire in february 2022.

Arguments ensued and I was told the fine is 50k. I have a lot to do with the car next week and besides children's school's resuming so i couldn't allow them take the cqr to their office.

To cut a long story short, I parted with 40k to the lad and gave him 10k to get me authentic papers by monday next week.

The said 'fame papers' was issued to me at Board of Internal Revenue office in Uyo, Akwa Ibom Stage, where one is to renew his papers. I actually got there and gave a lady i was introduced to the money and she went ahead to make payments- as i assumed, and gave me the papers.

If a government agency can issue fake papers and a sister agency collect penalties what's the hope for Nigeria?

Honestly i don't think i can let this slide i have to pursue this matter, only wish i can vividly recognise the lady that got me the papers at BIR.

This is my worst experience on the road so far and ita happened when i need money. Sad!

I saw the combine team of road safety officials and a mix of Nigeria police and civil defense along Oron road after shelter Junction...

I was flagged down, which I obeyed... The next thing, one of the road safety officers pointed a scanner at my number plate for about three minutes, and then walked up to me and called me by name... I was astonished, because I don't know him from Adam. When he noticed how surprised I was, he quickly told me that he got my details from the scanner, that my papers are up to date....

So off I left...
Ensure you find the lady and deal with her.

ursullalinda:
He looks very agile and vibrant......could it be he over works himself or yahoo jazz @ work since he is giving them a hot chase......may God keep him safe

It could be"hangover"...

Nigga must have taken excessive alcohol...

xpressionx:
OZO NA LEARNER FOR WHERE THIS SAGA DEY.
SAGA IS MUMU RAISED TO POWER 100

So is it safe to call him " Sagamu"

Mynd44:
Some men don't want peace of mind; these type of men actively seek what will disturb their lives. Your job as a woman is to avoid and flee from such men as it can only lead to tears.

Because me, I don't understand that premium nonsense. The man has lost his senses.

As for the accused, na premeditated attempted murder. She is in hot trouble.

As for the wife, I wish her safe recovery and a sensible divorce

PS: the above opinion is based on the premise that what was written in the article is a true representation of what happened because people these days lie unprovoked

Did anyone really asked of your opinion?

Ekejoestar:
I for say na Honda but na dat bowl joint demons wey dey worry dem dey make me fear
any vehicle wey him name na Honda

The bolt joint problem doesn't affect SUV.... It only affects the saloon cars...