₦airaland Forum

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....

Lindlady:
Wanna work as a caregiver? Reasonable salary.

More like you know know the meaning of some words you dey post...lol. before posting, use online dictionary find the meaning before you post Biko....

Anyway, Wetin person wey dey tief eggs dey find with moral lesson.

helinues:
Toh

I talk am before.

No moral lesson in your epistle as na just palm wine parlor's discussion

My dear, as you dey live with the Daura 🐒 monkey to know say he'd enjoy he life kwo?

Anyway, tell am to go jog outside he compound, make we check something!

Even Asiwaju, market women don promise to beat am any day they sight am for their market.

As for you, better stop that egg ste@ling and go look for work or learn carpentry!

People wey dey look up their hustle every Monday still dey build House up & down, and the last time I checked, Sawo Olu agents dey beg them to continue dey invest for Lagos!

helinues:
I actually tried but your epistle is just incomprehensible.

No be this same Buhari enjoying his life in Daura dey make some people to dey lock themselves at home till date?

Bruhnnn...to read tire you? Read, comprehend and comment!

Nigerian elites in 2023, led by the Daura 🐒 monkey rewarded a criminal with the highest electoral position in Nigeria! And the effects is now uncontrollable!

helinues:
What's the moral lesson of your epistle?

No be three years remain again? Na two years and some months ohhh!

It reminded me so much about the same cl*wns who supported Buhari for eight solid years defending him all through because they're sufersticated, sorry, sophisticated!

Now, they're bent on defending this slowpoke who according to Aisha, spent all his time strategizing on how to rig but saved zero time to strategize on how to lead!

Nigerians ntoor, but we can still do something!

Papa wey no gree rest make younger, stronger children lead the clan, na drag them dey drag until he comot!

Bruhnnn..... Karma don dey force everyone to chop statistics ohhh, including Asiwaju & Baterians!

phorget:
Nah statistics we go chop?... Bola Ahmed Tinubu(2023)

Buhari, Shettima & Asiwaju..... These three fellows knows a lot about escalation of insecurity in the north just before 2015, and this is my reason!

Step one
From 2010 to 2015, there is no month that went by without hearing about suicide bombing or car bombings. I narrowly escaped one in Gwagwalada during a visit to FCT for an academic National conference that had the President in attendance. But after buhari was declared the winner, slowly the suicide bombings stopped. Clap for the Govt, but claps because we all know how incompetent the Daura fellow is.

Chibok School girls kidnapping.
Ohh yes, busy body patriots like Ezekwesili were busy shouting Free Chibok girls without knowing that her party members were the proverbial subterfuge that loan off the poor girls because of politics!

The Agreement.
Prior to 2015 elections, the Daura 🐒 monkey has tried his bit twice and was roundly beaten and confined to his NW & NE enclaves. He tried using Igbos as running mates, but igbos are known to smell a rat miles away and individually conclude that a product is bad. If in doubt, go to Aba, Onitsha, Akwa, Enugu, Nnewi or elsewhere and talk a little Igbo boy. You'd shock. Even Igbo slaves were priced higher due to their way of hard work.

Step two
Yes the Agreement was Buhari will hand over to Asiwaju and Shettima if they both helped him collect power. Shettima, an Asiwaju ally as gov provided State cover while Asiwaju surreptitiously provided logistics, funding and connections to mobsters who connected David Axelrod, an Obama political Adviser, who linked Barak Obama and CNN to the Chibok saga. The rest is history. But not before GEJ issued his famous warning about the type of criminals planning to take over Nigeria. Let's call the Otueke drunkard a prophet.

Shettima angle is understandable, he's from the Kanuri tribe who have never ruled Nigerians but Asiwaju own is what rattled the Tripod Agreement holding NIGERIA together. But according to Wike to Simi, Agreement is agreement, Asiwaju must not be cheated out, not for the sake of Nigerians, not for the sake of National unity, not for the sake of the mess NIGERIA already is .... Ogbeni Rauf talked to him to let go, for where, Osibanjo talked to him to let go for where, Buhari even tried to dissuade him, that the Agreement has been overtaken by current realities..... Asiwaju didn't bulge. Buhari already knew the mess Nigeria was famously said, Nigerians would miss him, because he'd be better than Asiwaju. Let's call the Daura 🐒 monkey a prophet! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. If this Bourdillion so want to destroy NIGERIA kpatakpata kpatakpata, oya make una give am. Even if no body voted for him, abeg announce the cl*wn as president make we rest!

The Cry of Emilokan
With all these playing out, so how should the Daura 🐒 monkey cheat me, the Jagaban of Bourdillion, Iragbiji, Lagos, NIGERIA and the whole world? Hence he went crying to Abeokuta, "It's my turn, it's my turn, Emiloka, emiloka!" Even if I don't or can't win, it's my turn! The body language was clear for old men to understand, this man might drink sniper like AWO, but before he dies, he fit leak out our secret, especially about Chibok girls and Boko Haram!

That was a snitch he was ready to scream to the whole world 🌍 and drop receipts too! Buhari and the northern Fulani elites buckles and allowed him!

Way forward.
Now, that he's there, together with oga Boko Haram, the least they can do is simply make dividends of democracy reach Nigerians, by dividends of democracy I don't mean those Ankara fabrics aunt Remi is sharing once a year to corn-fed urchins!

NIGERIA is already blessed, but ediots are in charge, so I do not see how that blessings would manifest!

Oxb90:
Buhari killed Nigeria, Tinubu has buried it.

My happiness is that every Nigerian will certainly enjoy the dishes coming out from Tinubu's kitchen including those singing his praises now. Time shall tell.

It will be more painful for his supporters because those who didn't support him are already for the disaster coming.

For those who genuinely desire a better Nigeria, a prosperous Nigeria, a Nigeria whose leaders are accountable, and dedicated to their duties, and above all, those leaders who truly love those they are leading, our patience will not be in vain. In the next four years, we shall come out again by HIS grace for another round of elections, and nothing will stop the Nigerian's choice of leaders from emerging victorious.

May God bless Nigeria.

I was wondering why Multinational Corporations were leaving in droves....this is it!

They've been tipped off. Statistics don't lie.

Bobloco:
The future is bleak with Tinubu at the helm of affairs.

Just like you and your family is already begging for food, right? But unlike you and your family, the Op currently lives in two continents, Africa and Europe, has health insurance, unemployment insurance, is sure of his children having fun while schooling up to varsity level, free on the country's welfare system and best of all has a gigantic LLC that has enormous benefits for his next of kins should he die some day (a policy funded with 10% of his monthly earnings, something I used to dash Nigerian prosperity gospel pastas years ago!)

So my dear, if you don't learn & hustle, you will end up, first like Reno Omokri who can not buy common shoe polish but would rather blame innocent shoe makers,and lastly look for skull to mine!

StreetFight:
OP, if you don't go and concentrate on your life, definitely you will end up begging for food like those before you

Nigeria is already in hole, instead of Asiwaju to do something better, he's digging while inside the hole.

The situation will get messier, more difficult for others to correct. But men with iron balls can correct it.

This is the grim situation: NIGERIA is dead broke. NIGERIA can not afford infrastructural Development. Nigeria can only manage to stay Focus and pay only salaries. Trying to build more infrastructures would mean borrowing, now, it's here through borrowing spree, they can actually loot.

If Asiwaju is alive to his responsibility, which off course I doubt, he'd have to stay off building white elephant projects like the coastal highway ( Don't forget we warned about Ameachi - Buhari White elephant phantom railroad to Niger Republic, a country with almost zero Economic potential to warrant NIGERIA taking loans to connect them). What became of the Daura Niger railroad? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Wise people listen to wise people, that's why despite having just over 10 kilometers between Europe and Africa, those wise people never connected it via rail or road. But would rather build underground or underwater railroad to where ever is Economically good!

The best Asiwaju can do is mapping out viable infrastructures, RoI and getting international investors to build it. This is the Technics Rwanda uses!

For instance, investors build the Lagos coastal highway and tax the users. If you don't use, you don't pay!

But, wetin Bigkoko Sabi sef? Builder of Lagos is in charge...lol

Nothing hurts like having a nonentity head a government. We tried it with the Daura man, Nigerians especially SW & the North didn't learn a single lesson.

Today, transporting a herd of goats & cattle from Northern states to Some Southern States like Oyo, Ekiti now demands armed escort as Ebi pa won goes on full throttle!

Even the loan which made Asiwaju so hard heart might be cancelled, because according to them, the druggie ain't doing enough.

Bretton Woods Institutions are all carrying out Fiscal Policy of the Developed world, and it's all geared towards one Goal: Advancement of the white race. The colored race or Asians have somewhat broken free from them.

It will take the effort of a man, who has no criminal past, nor dependent on the benevolence of their hospitals to actually confront them. Asiwaju clearly isn't this man.
Brace up comrades, they hold Asiwaju for brocus. He ain't gonna do anything for the remaining two plus years. It's confirmed.

Hear what Messr Tunji wrote:

World Bank has warned Nigeria that it could cancel a $1.5 billion loan unless the country meets strict economic reform criteria, including fiscal transparency and VAT rate increases.
Nigeria has taken initial steps like raising gasoline prices and launching cash transfer programs, but must fully comply with macroeconomic policies to secure the loan.
The loan includes an IDA credit and an IBRD loan with long-term repayment terms, contingent on Nigeria’s adherence to specified conditions and deadlines.
The World Bank has indicated that it may cancel a significant loan of $1.5 billion if Nigeria fails to adhere to specific requirements outlined in the financing agreements.

This is according to the financing agreement documents for the Nigeria Reforms for Economic Stabilization to Enable Transformation (RESET) Development Policy Financing Program (DPF) project, seen by a source at *****



The documents were signed by Nigeria’s Minister of Finance, Wale Edun and World Bank’s Acting Country Director for Nigeria, Taimur Samad.

The $1.5 billion loan comprises two separate agreements between Nigeria and the World Bank: An International Development Association (IDA) credit of $750 million and an International Bank for Reconstruction and Development (IBRD) loan of $750 million.

One of the documents read: “No withdrawal shall be made of the Single Withdrawal Tranche unless the Bank is satisfied, after an exchange of views as described in paragraphs (a) and (b) of Section 3.01 of Article III of this Agreement based on evidence satisfactory to the Bank: with the progress achieved by the Borrower in carrying out the Program;
that the macroeconomic policy framework of the Borrower is adequate;
that the actions described in Section I.B [which are the key requirements presented in the next section of this report] of this Schedule have been taken.
“If, after this exchange of views, the Bank is not so satisfied, it may give notice to the Borrower to that effect and, if within ninety (90) days after the notice, the Borrower has not taken steps satisfactory to the Bank, with respect to paragraphs (a), (b) and (c) above, then the Bank may, by notice to the Borrower, cancel all or any part of the Unwithdrawn Loan Balance.”

This means that the borrower can only withdraw a specific loan tranche if the bank is satisfied with the program’s progress, the macroeconomic policy framework, and required actions; otherwise, the bank may cancel the remaining loan if concerns are not addressed within 90 days.

The document highlighted the existing macroeconomic reforms made already by Nigeria, such as increasing gasoline prices, removing certain tax allowances, introducing new taxes, eliminating a negative import list to improve affordability and trade, and improving revenue remittance systems. It also noted the measures in place to protect the poor and economically insecure through a targeted cash transfer program.

Key Requirements
Both IDA Credit and IBRD loan agreements have the same requirements, according to the loan agreement documents obtained from the World Bank.

The actions to be undertaken under this loan project include the following:

Presidential Executive Order: A mandate for all fiscal transfers to the Federal Government, including those from crude oil sales and gasoline imports, to be executed at the prevailing market exchange rate within a specified implementation period.

Value-Added Tax (VAT) Reforms: Submission of a draft bill to the National Assembly to progressively increase the VAT rate to at least 12.5% by 2026 and allow input tax credits for capital and services.

National Social Investment Program Bill: Submission of a revised bill to the National Assembly mandating the use of the national social registry as the primary targeting tool for social investment programs.

Loan Repayment Terms
IDA Credit Repayment Terms: The principal amount of the $750 million credit is to be repaid in equal installments on April 15 and October 15 each year, commencing October 15, 2030, and concluding April 15, 2036. It starts with repayments of 8.33334% of the principal amount, with the final installment slightly adjusted to 8.33326%​.

There is a maximum commitment charge rate of 0.5% per annum on the unwithdrawn financing balance.

IBRD Loan Repayment Terms: The principal amount of the $750 million loan is to be repaid semi-annually on April 15 and October 15 each year, starting October 15, 2035, and ending April 15, 2048. The installment for each repayment date is set at 3.85% of the total principal amount, with a slight adjustment to 3.75% for the final payment.

There is a front-end fee of 0.25% of the loan amount, totaling $1,875,000, and a commitment charge of 0.25% per annum on the unwithdrawn loan balance.

What you should know
So far, Nigeria has made progress in some areas, such as increasing gasoline prices and beginning the implementation of cash transfer programs. However, continuous monitoring and adherence to the agreed reforms will be done to ensure the continued availability of funds.

The World Bank team is expected to closely monitor Nigeria’s compliance with these conditions. The government must demonstrate a strong commitment to implementing these reforms to avoid the risk of losing the $1.5 billion loan, which is vital for the country’s economic stability and growth.

Both financing agreements include stringent audit and reporting requirements to ensure transparency and accountability.

Culled from a post written by Sami Tunji; a writer, financial analyst, researcher, and literary enthusiast. Aside from having expertise in various forms of writing (creative, research, and business writing), he is passionate about socio-economic research, financial literacy, and human development. Currently, he is a financial analyst at Nairametrics and an African Liberty Writing Fellow 2023/2024.

Nigerians wake up!
This is why Multinational Corporations are counting their losses and calling it quit until situation improves through another Govt. They all knew the enormity of slavery agreements, Asiwaju Govt is entering al in the name of loans, coupled with the ones the Daura cl*wn took for eight years!

Yes ohhh.... small tief!!!! Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Before you no want make I wake?

blacknp:
The Kigali Gift Card Scammer, you done wake?

Omo the guy don move from eggs to head of cow?

ruggedboy01:
helinues don thief two head of cows oooo


@ madridguy aka omenka, I can see you are back from from your exile, we will get you ban again 😎😎

Ruto has reversed the law.....

For those online sewer rats, they should be happy this is just only a faceless online platform.....

kaltonga:
Don't mind the morons that are paid just 30k monthly just to insult Obi and defend a failure.
In Kenya their youths are out their speaking truth to power, this is the same Ruto they defended his mandate and now he is messing up and the same youths are out their protesting to tell him he is messing up and not singing on your mandate we shall stand.
Here in Nigeria, instead of us to fight the oppressors we will rather choose to fight our fellow oppressed cos it is convincing and safe to do so, as cowards that they are eg look at the video to understand my point

Keep quiet my friend, Asiwaju is working. You are more concerned about banks that gat cover from NDIC than from these self employed business owners....

Whatever y'all sow, you must reap! I'm expecting those sewer rats on peanuts to continue shouting Agulu fraud will never be president, while hunger slowly do you guys in!

Online rascals!

madridguy:
Hunger don make Nigerians dey heartless, self-centered, selfish and wicked.

Thanks to Tinubu wicked policy that is making life very difficult for we Nigerians. Ordinary food is now luxury and many Nigerians cannot even afford a meal in a day.

Before, with 100 naira, one can eat bread, beans or take gala and coca-cola but today, even to drink water is now a war.

Tinubu should wake up before people will start looting the banks.

Hunger is bad.

Squatter don't mistake me for your papa and Asiwaju ni..... Hope you charge your battery well?

Integrity k!!l you there.... Nairaland Scammer with different monikers and different emails impersonating northerners, igbos and other tribes on nairaland.

Come chop Free Gift Card wey go k!!l you. Oloshi buruku!

At least any day Attahiru Ibrahim or that email scam people for nairaland we Don know who to hold!

Small stinky sewer rat..... Next time you go look well, I reckon! No shishi for any Baterian!

blacknp:
Kigali gift card scammer without any iota of integrity, you no get shame @ all.

Does the picture rig a bell?

Scammer with different monikers for igbos, hausas, Ijaw, fellow Yorubas and other tribes.

Only you different monikers and different emails.

Tief wey dey pose as Attahiru Ibrahim, an aboki!!! Come chop Free Gift Card wey your papa buy!

So you no get light to post pishures again? Or you don comot for the guest house you go watch Match yesterday.... Ole buruku!

Scammer impersonating Attahiru Ibrahim.... hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Hungry sewer rat.....come collect Free Gift Card wey your papa buy!

Even if you cry blood, shishi you no go collect from Bigkoko!

I dey glad Asiwaju the professional election rigger don turn all of una into scammers finish.

No be Aso Rock, he do you like film.

blacknp:
Kigali Scammer, Paul Kegame sooner than later will come for you foreign criminals wanting to give his country a bad image, like una done already do for SA.

Even though I was not in Nigeria during the Cashless policy of Emefiele, I tell you that would have curbed the mindless inflation the economy currently faces. Go check every stable economy, at least, 60% of their day to day transactions are cashless.

A cashless economy discourages govt looting and money laundering. Asiwaju clearly do not want this, because he do not want a paper trail!

Adegbem02:
What many of us fail to do is conduct our own investigations, get to know the allegations and the alleged individuals, and understand what was done, how it was done, and the underlying reasons. The way allegations are often presented by the media, especially in Nigerian politics, can be influenced by the mischief of a few individuals.

I don't know the whole case, but from what I do know, it appears that the governor took actions to curb money laundering, election rigging, and other financial irregularities. I'm not suggesting that he didn't have selfish motives or that his methods were entirely appropriate.

However, one thing is abundantly clear: Tinubu and the APC did not want this policy to succeed due to their own selfish reasons, and they are now trying to punish him for it.

The closest best alternative is back to regions!

Diego35M:
I'm not saying this because I'm Igbo or from any particular region, but I think Nigeria is to huge (and diverse) for one government, let's embrace regional government and I think this country would become 'better than this'

Hahahah....see this sewer rat ohhhh..... Attahiru Ibrahim wey never dey room wey Smart Tv dey before..... no pishure today. Tief, come take Free Gift Card wey your papa buy naa. Oloshi.
Gift card wey we block, immediately we find out you be one stinky, ritualistic Agbado impersonating an Aboki "Attahiru Ibrahim"

blacknp:
Poor Thing you no go shut up, on top supposed imaginary free gift card wey person no fit redeem, na em Rwandan Fraudster like yourself still dey make noise, dey wail about?

Pikin wey no hear word for house, na outside them dey disgrace am ~ Epic!

Good response to loquacious Bootlicker, Onanuga onbehave of Asiwaju the professional election rigger! He used all his strategy to rig election, and left non for actual governance!

This Etsako woman bad sha!

As usual full of trash.... Do you mean this madness?

Aisha just revealed a vital source of info, senior bootlickers don't allow the sewer art to join them in meeting because, he is not reliable!

helinues:
What's epic about the bunkum Aisha wrote. Imagine her still insisting about the election was stolen.

How on earth did Both Apc and Pdp receive zero votes in Agulu polling station where Peter Obi voted? Are you people telling us that both Apc and Pdp agents also voted for Peter Obi.

Aisha is gradually becoming a witch with her continuation of getting sad and bitter about any development moves by the government.

Opposition is not madness, the South Africa election you people are making unnecessary comparation with Nigeria, is this how their oppositions behave? How many oppositions party formed a coalition with ANC? Aisha lied about the handshake or snubbing whatever. She was caught red handed but shame won't let her accept

One year already wasted chasing shadow of president Tinubu, 2 years remain, it's only when the election is about a year, that's when they will remember they want to take their country back.

They are insulting this, insulting that, insulting those and still be delusional thinking you would get votes from the people you taunted for no sensible reason.

Sebi na untop of mountains una wan dey search for fishes, oya now, una don kuku mastered labouring in pain and vain

A well timed Note to all jobless Rous hoping to cash out from Asiwaju! Even aunt Remi dey observe the Obidient No shishi Policy in exchange for support!

kYjelly2:
chai


https://punchng.com/i-begged-shettimas-wife-for-n2m-oluremi-tinubu/

Omo this one enter ohhhh. Happy slaves? To who, i'd loved to ask? ASsiwaju or to Fulani/

legitnow1:
Those Who fail to Criticize Tinubu but Criticize My Song Are Happy Slaves - Eedris Abdulkareem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zP3453iHqM

Abobi....you Wike ohhh. Which one come be Mr Eggs? So this old guy true true steal eggs? Tell me, na hunger, abi he wan use open poultry?

arantess:
Mr egg is for the rich

Let me shock you with hard facts.... If Binance were to release KYC data base of its customers, you'd be shocked to learn that people like Asiwaju & others are the top users of Binance platform.... Tiefs do not have the moral authority to probe tiefs! It's that simple!

MASTAkiLLAh:
We had criminals parambulating around the highest echelons of power for eight good years without anyone batting an eyelid while making constant killings running into billions of naira. This government isn't serious with it's anti corruption fight, I can't be running a country facing severe cash crunch while thieves who looted the treasury are roaming about. One or two arrests and 2024/25 budget is settled I kid you not. It's time to think about Nigeria and not party loyalty

Sewer r*t go and give egbon Olukayade the evidence you gat about Emefiele involvements....they have done their bit, or are you insinuating that egbon Olukayade is an edi*t for not getting or cooking up some evidence?

For a CBN gov with direct access to the president and cabals, he can not stoop low to run heists with low cadree staff including a maiguard! But I know you guys want to indict him at all cost.... but for your information, courts deal in evidences to prove accusations not what a jobless online troll thinks!

aguluobi:
This thread shows many obidient ipob are sick in the head because I'd not how can nay one explain Emefiele innocence with certain criminals in the CBN he head cashing out $2 million plus in cash with flasify paperwork right under his nose ?

So no important security check is carried out by the entire line of bureaucracy to authenticate order from the federal government before releasing such amount even in cash not just transfer.

So I can also falsify papers to cash out $2 million dollars from the CBN and it will be aid to me in cash ?!

The man in black...aje, I sight you sir!

valicious1:
These people are so loved .

One of the greatest miracle I got since leaving the shores of Nigeria was I stopped going to a church formed by a Nigerian. Omo like 90% of my financial problem fizzled out!

I see things more clearly, in black & white. I criticize & appraised things more constructively and my business boomed, to the point that I was the first Rwandan Company to set up a branch in one of the most developed countries in Europe!

And I stopped parying for miracle, but setting up strategies to get miracles. And lastly, my 10% tithes, now go to a retirement policy, and if I die, my wife and children will inherit it. Though I still send money to one of my former pasta!

I am not an atheist like Seun, I still worship the G-d of the Bible, though not Odumeje or Adeboye God....lol. My own G-d no dey collect money before he bless you