₦airaland Forum

They actually learned it from you guys! Argue with the pishures Biko!

After una don mad una own, you no want make others mad their own?

Abeg keep quiet Make Karma do he job well!

Nobody don display Asiwaju mock coffin yet ohhh!

helinues:
Aisha and The Obidients are suddenly becoming a witch who have sworn to whatever not to see the progress of Nigeria.

Why should shaking hands be una headache? Why are all the moves by this government be called propaganda by you people?

The just concluded South Africa election, Zuma and Malema complained of election rigging but they have moved on after the election was concluded. We all can see how different opposition party formed a coalition government with ANC without feeling bitter or frustrated.

Why are the Nigeria oppositions politics different from how the rest of the oppositions in the world are playing it?

Make una no become an overnight witch just because your principal loss in the election

Yes ohh, hopefully after hunger have done you in my dear!

For now, enjoy the 30k before it becomes useful for only bread!

Eponfergiesmall:
Tinubu will spend good eight years and Peter Obi will never rule this country,know these and have peace with your creator

Awon Apfece will favor me and my family gang. It's actually favoring them with hunger and Ebi pa won!

advanceDNA:
No need for fight......just let us know if u have decamped from APC..

Send am inbox. He can't accept such mouth watering offer in public!

ScratchDtoto:
We now recruit people who sings and clap for politicians at rally.

Are you interested?

Sorry bruhnnn.... I'm just trying to praise Funke for helping out with feeding. After all, beans no easy now for Nigeria.

By the way, what's this thing about you and eggs? It is true?

No matter how clueless Asiwaju is running the economy, stealing eggs should not be an option for anyone? Abi the person wan use am open poultry?

Tankio.

helinues:
Stop sounding as if you are crying while typing your epistle. That's what always bring incoherency

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my dear wetin I Sabi sef?

dragunov:
No be only impassionate. Na impregnate.

Omo you mean a jobless nairaland resident is now also stealing eggs?

This one na follow come curse ni

ScratchDtoto:
Those eggs you steal what is your intention?


You wanna open a farm ?

Companies from Iragbiji will move in to take their places! Tankio

The soonest Nigerians understand that Asiwaju is a plague the better....

Kano, parallel emir.
Rivers, parallel LGA.

Because of the greed of just one drug dealer?

Arrghhh.....so you don Sabi read well well? Mehnnnn Funke really dey try, in exchange for picking beans for her!

As you don't have what to cry to mods on... Let me just Siddon and enjoy your pains. your pains dey give me joy hahaha 🤣🤣🤣.

helinues:
Stop crying profusely on my mentions .

Eventually, na incoherent epistle you dey always write

My dear I can't ohh but I trust G-d to run for us.

Either through the ballot in 2027, or the Iran or Malawian way before 2027!

Anyone HE chose, I'm ok with it!

Eponfergiesmall:
As if you can stop Tinubu second term

Nothing Aisha did comes close to what Asiwaju has done internationally.

Last time I was passing through Schipol Airport, Omo come see as Nigerians are double searched because their presido was once a sanctioned drug offender in the US!

Yet, that's who these ones are comparing to Aisha!

Is it insult? Even the white haired cultist has do filled with bitterness, denigrate the wife of another man, a president at that, and at the end, the person he insulted another man wife for, is reputed to be the most clueless incompetent slowpoke ever to lead Nigeria, so far Asiwaju didn't break the record, who h in my opinion he will!

Amumaigwe:
This Aisha is really doing something right. She may be guilty of your allegation, but she is neither a convicted narcotics fraficker nor certificate forger. Therefore, even as you presented her, she is a person of higher moral values and honour than your disgraceful president.
Next time before you encourage one to snatch it and run with it, bother about the public opinion and respect.

Off course, same with Obasanjo and Atiku, and El Rufai and Kwakwaso, Ezekwesili and others too!

While some realized their error in judgment, and ought to be forgiven, others like low lives shameless hypocrites on nairaland, have decided, for just 30k to persist in the error All in the name of politics!

Iamgrey5:
Aisha himself was a supporter of Buhari

Abi you forget the role she played in bringing down Jonathan.

Nobody don displayed Asiwaju mock coffin yet ohhh? Una dey complain! Wait till 2027, wetin una go see go shock una!

Suffer head who asked you how much you were paid! Lazy things who depends on the backwardness and corruptions of the land to hike a gig!

If you truly earn a honest living, the pitiful situations in Nigeria should be a major concern to you, but alas..... We know those who it's no concern to. ONLY those feeding fat from mindless support of a bad system! Collect your 30k in peace, all hustle na hustle but don't come here and try to pretend sa

Every honest fellow I know working hard in Nigeria is complaining about Asiwaju and his cluelessness including Africa's richest man: Dangote.

But awon salary earn is ok.

For your information some fellows who collect 30k too are now waking up to the foolishness of their greed!

No one will bad mouth Cyril because he didn't stole an election, neither was their electoral body corrupt or switch off the process when it became clear the slowpoke is gonna lose.


Assuming you have sense, which I'm sure is far from you, before Aisha will be jailed, don't you think Asiwaju, Soyinka and useful sewer rats like you would have been jailed in 2015? Or do I show you pishures?

You see that seeds una sow in 2015, na 2027 he go germinate well. Now it's just sprouting!

G-d keeping us alive, una go collect am back until the Nation is properly healed!

zkm3:
You asssume I am paid 30K.

When I started working many years ago when you were probably still running around in your village wearing dirty oversized pants rolling wheeless motorcycle tyres, my starting salary as a graduate was about 200k naira per month.

Since then, my salary has consistently increased. If you think I would ever collect 30k were I to collect money for the things I say, then it demonstrates how low you price yourself.

I don't price myself that cheaply.

The last time I did PR work for a UN agency some 5 years ago, I collected $3,000 (no tax).

The assumption that those who do not support what you support are hungry and paid while you are patriotic is the reason your brain is short-circuited to think you are the only one who means well.

The things Aisha says are things that if she said it to Obasanjo during his time, she would live the rest of her life in regret. Some people died after Obasanjo treated their eff up.

We all complain. That is the easiest thing to do.

When we challenge you to come up with suggestions and solutions, that is when your limitations begin to show.

Election season is over. Those who lost can either plan to win or ruminate on the past which would not change anything.

Anything Aisha say was done 100% more by y'all. Una never see anything yet, we are just waiting for Asiwaju to display all the werey in him before 2027, so that those hunger no finish, go dey too humble to even post online.

So how they even add owambe mix to it....

Enjoy the pishures of when you guys taught Nigerians how to insult a sitting president!

helinues:
Aisha don dey run mad gradually with her baseless accusations

That's what too much of hatred and bitterness can cause to someone after election loss

So this hardship don make you dey see upsidedown? So it's now 7 years of hardship?

Abeg pity your people shouting Ebi pa won and my people trying to shoulder the hardship.

I know you must show workings for 30k....

zkm3:
Mrs Aisha Yesufu,

I watched your video where you attempted to mock Tinubu for being "snubbed" by the South African President.

You made a lot of disgusting comments where you called Tinubu a certificate forger and drug dealer. You also accused him of rigging himself into power.

You further said Nigeria has no president.

Obasanjo was invited to your inauguration. Why was your (Aisha's partner), Peter Obi, not invited?

Aisha, what did you do with diaspora donations to the Peter Obi campaign? On the day of the election, the LP polling unit agents were not mobilized. You had said you'd pay them after the elections. You wanted to do them 419.

Where is the money?

Before you become a judge of Tinubu, come out clean about how much you received from Peter Obi and how you spent the funds.

You can continue to deceive those who are sentimental. But we'd keep asking you to account for those funds.

By the way, Peter Obi has a wife and I believe Datti Baba Ahmed has wives, how come none of them are as vicious as you from the election loss? It is not about love for Nigeria but pain from being humiliated badly in an election that showed you the limited influence you have.

Is this what you are going to be doing for the next 7 years because your methods can never install any president anywhere?

You claim he is not the Nigerian president, why are you obsessed with him?

How can a Mandate tief feel comfortable in the presence of someone who won elections, Fair and square?

You think other leaders don't know the werey na orosko Chicago druggie who forced himself on Nigerians, and yet still couldn't do the job?

Ezewuzie01:
Tinubu seems to have a low opinion of himself. How can he be shaking his fellow President with two hands like a servant?

Obidients did their best voting, and ensuring their votes are sent to the proper source.

However, Obidients never knew Prof Yaks is more dirty, corrupt and vseless than earlier thought, thus no insurance policy was taken to ensure the Mandate is announced as delivered.

However, I swear on the Authority of G-d, if anyone, even if it's Aunt Remi Asiwaju appoints to head INEC, tries what Prof Yaks did in 2023.... I leave my comments for now!

As former governor of Kano has warned, Nigerian federal government is breeding a new set of Boko Haram.....

Presidency no be anybody papa birth right. Ask for vote, if you are given enter, and if you are not, kindly leave!

richie240:
Wetin 30 million 'obidients' dey look when he ''snatch am" bikonu??

More bitter than these? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣......

One thing Obidients will never do, is allow mandate tiefs to rest and enjoy their loot while the Nation suffers!

My dear make una keep una head one place make karma finish work on una sharp sharp using Obidients, so that the Nation can heal!

Tankio

allthingsgood:
Both Aisha and all the obidients are just to bitter for my liking. Very negative bitter and backwards set of people. Tufiakwa

Sawo Olu is taking the initiative by sending them back to holes they gathered from.......

These are the kind of no-do-wells that see nothing wrong with anything the Govt do, but wants private individuals & businesses to subsidize the effects of their foolishness!

Na hunger go finish them before 2027. Nature has a way of ridding itself off worthless fellows. This will be no exception!

Mrexcell:
Those guys are sponsored by the ruling party they gathered them before the 2023 presidential election we really hope what they are being told and paid to be doing on social doesn't lead to another civil war in nigeria some day.

And they go about impersonating northerners!
You will it's a post made by a northerner, whereas it's one stinky sewer rat tucked away like a room like a domestic dog, trained to do just one thing!

This stinky scammer who probably have never had the privilege of 4 hours light in his entire life prior now, nor in close proximity to a Smart TV, is so excited...lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Just read his comments!

The werey almost chop our Free Gift Card worth 50k. This is even as he knew I have made it clear we in any way help any Asiwaju supporter!

Mrexcell:
Those guys are sponsored by the ruling party they gathered them before the 2023 presidential election we really hope what they are being told and paid to be doing on social doesn't lead to another civil war in nigeria some day.

Yes ohhh Attahiru Ibrahim...lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

With just cash for two bottles of beer I fit list like 20 posh places you fit go watch match, still get the privilege that's clearly lacking in you, to snap these pictures you dey drop....

Scammer, stop trying hard to convince us that you are not one stinky ritualistic sewer rat. We no be maga wey you fit convince with pishure...lol


Play play Play na so you for take chop Bigkoko Free Gift Card of 50k..... Omo

blacknp:
Bigkoko I done comot where I go watch match, make i just watch CNBC small, this Nividia story becoming the most market capped company in the world dey blow my mind, before i catchup on the Germany v Hungary highlights .

Old man wey drugs don scatter he brain naim you want make he ride bicycle? You guy joke too much. You want Onanuga to say una dey wish una presido to get bicycle accident?

Melagros:
COMRADES, whether we like it or not, an average Nigerian is over ambitious, and I don't know why? Even me who is typing this post I want to marry a beautiful girl, own an expensive car, a mansion, and also a private jet

This is not about PDP, APC, LP, etc. It's about the generality of Nigeria. We're always in a rush to be rich, where are we rushing to? Our clerics aren't left behind either, instead of them preaching salvation for us, they resorted to preaching materialism solely, and for this reason everybody in the country becomes so obsessed with the love of money. No citizen of Nigeria is ready to live a low-life-style, from the president down to the least person like me!

Sewer rat from ogbomosho wey dey impersonate Attahiru Ibrahim....see how light be am like achievement!

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this life no balance at all! When monkey see banana, he go Think say every 🌲 tree na banana tree!

Comot from that place wey you dey watch match.....

For now, we don know say any day anybody is scammed by someone claiming to be Attahiru Ibrahim with the email in the receipt I dropped, we don know say na you!!!

blacknp:
Bright day here in Lagos today, Eko Oni Baje. Happiness .

Sewer rat.... This is one perfect example of how to know a a dumb scammer...lol they always work hard to explain, as if the cl•wn no fit for enter any guest house snap their TV!

Lion no need to tell other animals say na him be king of forest! Na scammer dey try show say them get steady light, whem we know say Nigeria no get 4 hours steady light on the average!

This scammer hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dey try fool people wey Don already know say he dey inbox dey impersonate an abok Attahiru Ibrahim for free gift card!

Come chop Free Gift Card wey your Papa buy!

You go explain tired. Scammer.

blacknp:
Light no dey, Kigali Scammer? Check the date, & time on the TV screen.

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awon electricity never blink hahaha 🤣🤣🤣. This dirty, stinky, ritualistic scammer wan up the game! Use sufri press your phone, make battery no run down!

Awon VGC settlers! Scammer...lol

Come collect gift card wey your papa dash you. Oyeoshi ogbomosho!

My problem be na this kind vseless, illiterate agberos dey give Nigeria bad name with outdated scamming. So what you post now identifies you as Attahiru Ibrahim or as blacknp or as Monsterverse?

Continue dey impersonate abokis....small tief!

blacknp:
Kigali Scammer you got the wrong negro, My electricity never blink 4 days & counting for Victoria Garden City, view message from Eko Electric Distribution Company (EKEDC) below:

Dear Valued Customer,

Kindly be informed that your feeder has been upgraded by NERC to Band A, effective June 1, 2024, and the new tariff rate is N206.80 per kilowatt hour (kWh).

This new rate comes with a guaranteed minimum average supply of 20 hours measured over a week.

Good morning LGA chairmen.... Na mumu dey follow dead corpse enter grave..... Hope Nwa-ike house for ABj go contain una? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omoo this Simi nigga wey I jam for lift for State Sec in 2018 badass like this? Even if you go pardon the others, you see that Nwanosike guy wey call you small boy, make sure you run am street, if you need helping strategy, connect with me sharp sharp!

phemmyjohnson:
https://punchng.com/fubara-orders-audit-of-lgas-accounts-in-rivers/

Too bad this hungry sewer 🐀 rat no get light to charge phone since yesterday!

Imaginary gift card wey you dey impersonate Attahiru Ibrahim dey beg to collect like who never eat for weeks!! Tufiakwaaaa ndi Ronu! And this dirty sewer rat go still join dey mouth hardworking people....

Dirty, stinky ritualistic scammer..... No shishi for you... If you no try move your dirty stinky ass go learn hardwork, you go beg food like those before you, just as you don dey beg Gift Card up & down. Tief wey dey claim Attahiru Ibrahim!

Sewer rat..... . Phone battery don quench?

blacknp:
Poor minded Kigali Scammer, because of imaginary free gift card, you still dey mention your non existenct PA?

Ok I assume you Bigkokorep na manager, Bigkoko na your so called personal assistant?

Is there something they see coming which innocent Nigerians don't get yet?

Islie:
Bloomberg: Western Multinationals Fleeing Nigeria Being Replaced by Asian, Turkish Firms




https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/06/19/bloomberg-western-multinationals-fleeing-nigeria-being-replaced-by-asian-turkish-firms/

He no hard them....

That his how a two monikers "Monsterverse & Blacknp", was impersonating one "Ibrahim Attahiru" to collect Free Gift Card from us, if not for my PA who decided to see how an aboki writes and use words like a Ronu! We almost fell for it.

Voila.... Na one hunger defeated ronu, shouting On your Mandate we stand dey impersonate Attahiru!

Bluntguy:
Just as I heard you are one of the bigoted mods masquerading as helinues. Are you sure you are not even the culprit in the above thread? No just try ban me o make I no change am for you.