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I got this message from Nysc this evening

''Please we regret to inform you that the 2016 Batch A Stream 2 in all states including those posted to Adamawa, Borno and Yobe in Stream 1 for orientation course has been postponed due to logistic reasons. A new date will be communicated to you in due course. Please accept our sincere apologies. NYSC Management''

A guy proposed to a lady and the lady accepted but
said no sex unless the guy becomes born again.
The guy also said if only the lady will allow him to
sleep wit her, he will give himself to Christ. The lady
gave him chance to make love with her. From that day, the guy became born again.
So the question is:
1. has the girl won the guy's soul for christ?
2. Did the girl sin?
3. Should we sin to win souls for Christ?...what do you think?

@meyouncee
www.mzgbeborun.com

I thought there could never be a better liar than my friend basit... Oga I doff my cap for you

DonUjay:
Oga! are You a Learner?


Tell him you were Kidnapped by Ritualists on your way to work but by divine intervention you escaped

Who has d tym to be teaching him how to do? Hian! Hell no!!!!

Simply because they want to cheat.

Wetin woman go cause for this life... Satan sef no go fit handle



#okbye

Cant believe my eyes or am i guessing wrongly? Guess This is what happens When your children decide to grow up faster than you bring them up! See the young jagabans below:

In the beginning, there lived a man whose real names were Olufunmilayo Immanuel Odumosu, but he fondly called himself


“Jesu Oyingbo”

. He was highly revered, adored and venerated by his disciples and followers, who believed that he loomed larger than life. He taught his adherents that he was the real Jesus Christ and his presence on earth was his second coming.
Indeed, many of Odumosu’s adherents had to sell their properties, forsake their families and joined the religious leader to build a spiritual enclave.

Although the self-styled religious leader proclaimed himself Jesu Oyingbo, he never shared any trait with Jesus Christ who resurrected the third day. In actual fact, he failed to resurrect the third day as he had prophesied.

Sources claimed that after Odumosu’s primary school education, he started a vocational training in carpentry with his uncle, Pa Odubela who eventually took him along to Lagos.
After his apprenticeship, Odumosu worked briefly as a carpenter at the Post and Telecommunications (P&T) Department of the Ministry of Communications in Lagos and thereafter he founded the Universal College of Regeneration (UCR) in the early 1950s. After the close of work at his carpentry shed, he would, on a daily basis, assemble his adherents under a tree and lectured them on the Bible, giving them spiritual speeches. Thus, his Oyingbo residence at the time gave him his lasting name. He then moved to Awoyokun Street, Ikorodu Road, Palmgrove and later Immanuel Street, Maryland, Ikeja.
He sharpened the concept of religion as a private business, an idea that seems commonplace now in Lagos and Southern Nigeria. More than 500 followers lived on his compound and worked in his businesses: a bakery, a restaurant, a barber shop, a construction company, and a printing plant.
His business acumen also covered areas such as property development, equipment leasing, among others.

Jesus Oyingbo was religiously tolerant, mixing, for example, Christian statues with Islamic and pagan symbols on his compound. But he was, perhaps too tolerant, in ways that drew accusations that he was operating a cult.

Passers-by would notice that some of his buildings on Immanuel Street, Maryland had the inscriptions such as ‘’Merciful and Mighty’’ and ‘’Everlasting Father,’’ surrounded by statues of Christ, caterpillar tractors, sculptures of lions and mermaids with water spurting from their mouths.
Other inscriptions on the buildings included “Prince of Peace”. It was an empire befitting the man who mixed Christianity, paganism and profit and rationalised his belief that he was the Saviour of the world. People often traced his power and charisma to attract followers to a cane he allegedly used to convert new adherents through supernatural means.

But, a source claimed that the cane was bequeathed to him by his grandfather.

It was also alleged that the books written by “Jesu Oyingbo’s” grandfather on herbalist practices were also passed on to him especially the books known as “IWE IWOSAN”, “IWE EGBOGI”, “IWE ISOJI” and “IWE ALA”. It was rumoured at a time in Lagos that these books were the sources of his powers.

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[/b]When 'Jesu' died in 1988,[b]

as it is with a lot of polygamous families with no will written by the patriarch before he passed, his wives, children and members engaged in a legal brawl over the man's wealth and property. During the course of the dispute, a lot of shocking and disgusting things which had taken place in secret was revealed.

 As the matter became prolonged in court, a lot of revelations were made through the testimonies of the plaintiffs, the defendants and their witnesses. These involved testimonies such as sexual perversion and large-scale incest that allegedly took place in the commune.

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[/b]In fact, Ayo had told the court that most of the disciples, including himself, had chosen to adopt Immanuel as their surnames, adding that after Pa Odumosu’s demise, he inherited three of his wives. He saw nothing wrong in this act as it was the practice in the commune.[b]

 It was also in evidence that indeed, the late Odumosu not only founded the UCR, he was also a husband to more than 30 women and father of dozens. Among other testimonies in evidence were that inmates of the commune “slept with one another’s wives”.

Other mind-boggling evidence adduced at the trial was that the late Pa Odumosu would direct that the wife of an errant member of the enclave be taken over by another man and put in the family way.

Huh!

Thanks for the info

Recently I came across a screen grab of a conversation between the side chick and the wife of a man.  What amazed me was the temerity at which the side chick spoke to the man’s wife.  In the same chat,  the side babe commandeered the woman to go and open the door for her “baby”.  To make matters worse,  in seconds,  the woman was knocking at the door. As if that was not enough,  my colleague was recently blackmailed by his side chick,  Why?

Because he didn’t send his wife away as promised!

Seriously,  who does that?

Everyone knows how difficult it is to get an ordinary husband (talk less of the good ones) nowadays. Some ladies have devised several means just to be a Mrs so it is understandable when you see a side Chick making moves to change her status to wife, however this should not be done at the expense of another wife already at home not for the good of the wife at home, but for your own good!

Yes, your own good!

Do you have any doubts? Here are the reasons why

Married men are LAZY

Oooh yes, most married man are very very lazy! If u don’t believe ask any honest wife what else the husband does apart from providing money and fueling the generator. There are only a handful of men who help with household chores.

I know a man who can’t even change the electric bulbs in the house! His wife does minor electrical jobs in the house and she’s not even a science student! When you see a married woman, she’s not only a mother, but a seamstress, nurse, pleasure partner, cook, plumber, electrician, house help etc all rolled up in one!

Nigerian women are great! They control the house in a way that you won’t not even notice the men do nothing!

Married men are ‘CUSTOMIZED’

Any married man you see has been spoilt by the wife to an extent that he’s been customized for her and for her alone! Switching to another style, legacy etc can be very difficult.

If he’s doing anything now for you, going the extra mile, please know it’s because you are the extra (side) Chick, who went the extra mile to date a married man, once your status changes from side chick to wife, trust me, there’s an 80% per cent you would know the difference between ‘Bobo’ and Husband. My advise: look for a single man you can customized to your taste as any married man you are seeing is not only customized but spoilt!

Once a CHEATER, always a CHEATER

So he sends his wife away and makes you his wife. Things are going smoothly, you’ve had your dream wedding and you are in marital bliss.

 

Hol up, hol up, just hol up

There’s a 99% chance your old status would be replaced by another babe!

Ooh yes!

He will surely find another side chick just the same way he found you!

And if the side chick is as good as you are, chances are that you would soon be an ex wife! So why trouble yourself?

My advise: Do unto others as you would have them do to you

He might NEVER trust you

If he makes you his wife, he might be suspicious when you are around both single guys and even married men!

It’s that bad!

Be ready to be monitored, tagged, bugged etc

 

Just for him to be sure you didn’t go back to your old ways!

 

And what is a marriage without trust?

 
Every marriage has it challenges, its part of it.

 
Even relationships built on trust, shiver or even collapse when it encounters some challenges. How strong can a relationship but on ‘cheating’ from day one?

 

My advise: freedom is very sweet! Try locking yourself up and give the control of your movements to someone else, if you survive, one day, two days, three days…. Can you survive being locked up for the rest of your life?

 

He saw ‘YOU’ before marrying ‘HER’

 
If there’s anything interesting about being a man, is the variety of ladies available to you as a man, when you want to take your decision about who will be your life partner.

 

This is one of the most difficult decision a man takes! That’s why there are so many unmarried men recently.

 

Before that man you want to snatch from the poor woman married her, guess what, he saw your type, he didn’t marry.

 

He preferred his wife!


What’s the chance that after the honey moon blues, he would still want you? If you have a child and things change in the house, would he adapt or will he boot you out?


Finally, since you are very good, that you don’t only satisfy naive single men, but you satisfy well experienced married men. Why not put your knowledge and skills into proper work and leave the married men alone. Trust me,  it would only take half the effort to take a single man down and customize him to your taste!

 
Forget all this fallacy that married men more caring, matured and understanding than single men, its what it is, a fallacy!

 
Marriage cannot change a devil to a god, just like the leopard,  spots can’t be easily changed!

 
On behalf, of the married men, please leave us alone, it’s a new year and we want to save money and at least reciprocate the love our wives have always shown us!

 http://ladygbeborun.com/4834-2/

Ok.... my everyday crush enter FP #NoHomo just luv her style

What exactly is he hiding on his phone? At worst he is flirting with some other girls... except the babe nah dullard, she can't expect that her guy is 100 percent faithful...

Kontinue...

Ok good..... let's see what you have for us in four years



Makan makan loye nkan

Ok... that was smart! He doesn't need to write a story book to respond to the jobless human being.

IMO.... Blackface is being childish with the whole thing:

If truly your song was stolen, I wanna believe there was no beef between you guys initially... u culd av just called 2baba for a chat over it nd agree on what to do
.

Or, file a lawsuit to claim your right...

Or, state clearly what you want in return instead of ranting on social media which will keep degrading you anyway.

#okbye

#okbye

Go girl.... its ur life.

adaksbullet:
So these men his died?



Goodby king off ibandan

Capital SMH!

Next pls

Which kind prophesy be dat? I regret it for me nd my family.... I don't even need to read the whole story. [color=#990000][/color]

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Have we not all heard that bad kids come from bad parents? There are several signs of bad parenting. The actions of parents speak louder to children than just words. As the first teachers of a child, parents are the first influence in his or her life. The attitude, views, goals, and perspective of a child depends to a large extent on what he learns from his or her parents. What a child learns in the early years is known to have a lasting impression, which is why good parenting is an absolute necessity.

Gosh! If you investigate deeply... this dude is just a hater. If he had the balls, he could av just collected the mic at the reception and spill it instead of social media.... Smh!


Pmb needs to address this issue of joblessness ooo choi!

Olorun ayeraye ooo!!! My eyes won't see evil early morning like this.




#PickRace

Nawa ooo, see how dem just they call millions like garri... I though Nigeria was broke abeg where is all this millions nd billions coming from? Hian!

Low class people will go to any length to be heard... that's inferiority complex, even if it means destroying relationships. This jobless gossips better find something else doing because Karma is faster than anything these days.

Why must she? We are our own problem...