₦airaland Forum

THE-AMAKA:
there may not be a lot of guys here to date, but probably a lot of good fuks. lol

~Sauron~:
Busy_Body, you need to get LAID.

rhymz:
A majority of NL GALZ are Fake Ass HATERS!they luv to hate any chic that's finer than them.Most of them na mgbekei chori meet up chicks(mcmc) wey dey wan form Behind babes and American Slangs! But Me I know em well coz I meet these kinda galz every freaking day.A majority of em have know clue to any intellectual discussion,they are more interested in lipsticks and pancakes but I respect A few though,they ve always held their own in discussion but I won't call their names. But a majority of em are hollow,I won't wanna come across em,too much drama!

matiltom_d:
lol, thanks,

this is hilarious,

Busy_body:
Na wetin, I have been officially appointed the person in charge of collecting the data of all the eligible young bachelors on NL who wants to consider Nairaland's succulently ripe crop of 20 something year old ^{single and ready to mingle} ladies going on 30, and of course since I only want the best for my girls, [size=16pt]I have to sample all the eligible bachelors first[/size] So are you ready to hand in your CV, cos as luck would have it, I have one nice chikala in mind that I feel is your missing rib and whom you would fall in love with at first sight the moment you see her, but I have to be honest with you so you would have to make do with her substandard intelligence, I am sure she will make it up in other areas and would not let you down


DISCAIMER - You would need to submit a robust bank balance and be financially solvent before I will even look at your CV/Resume, so timewasters should please stay away


CAVEAT EMPTOR - Gentlemen, the ages of these ladies and the mileage on their &**^% cannot be substantiated as you all know there is no meter there , so apply at your own peril, but for a few million quid, we can provide a Bone Dating Scan to verify there true age and also some clean healthy male gigolos you can hire to go "there" to make sure the place is fertile and unploughed

FL Gators:
How does it concern us?

Kunbee:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=397466

na2day?:
why not today?

xynerise:
The worst is that these customers have nothing to loose. They deposit today and withdraw tomorrow. The ladies just give them free pusy just to increase their CABAL.

FL Gators:
what do I want in a man?
For him to use "search engine", not just the engine down there

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-search

na2day?:
are u referring 2 your father?

Missy B:
Your mama's attributes


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Missy B:
So do I