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Someone pls help with d link to download this movies, YouTube is always too heavy(lager size).

Yomieluv: Its a slang "Ngari" by the native of Nigeria,then its now pronounced as "garri" cos most people can't pronounce. "Ngarri". Then you won't believe it that I don't know what am typing...

Ode

experimentist: *modified*

I had a sleepless night making research jx for you @OP, it original word comes frm Chelsea, Gary Cahil.

Eediot,

Gooci: omoh, this thread is now as big as lagos.... i want to sell my first to comments. who are those interested

How much?

THE MEN

Listening to the radio the other day and the discussion was about how difficult it was to chat up and date Nigerian women. The callers were mostly men who felt that the women were too guarded and hardened. One said that the only word women appreciated was ‘Naira.’ He was convinced that Nigerian women were too materialistic and frustrating the menfolk.

THE WOMEN

Many women said men were always hassling them and only interested in chatting them up for sex. Even married men with children pester and molest women; and girls young enough to be their daughters. That sexual molestation and assault was way too common and way too uncouth, unskilled and in your face: especially from ugly men who use their position and power to try and get sex.

So, there is frustration on both sides. The truth, of course, is that women like all the nice things and that include subtlety, politeness, truth and romance. This is what men lack in the majority, believing that money can buy anything.

SEX PLEASE, WE ARE NIGERIANS

Every woman has that magic button that, when pushed at the right time and with the right pressure, gets her instantly in the mood for your attention. You need to be able to gauge the conditions and circumstances so that you can make a successful pitch. The following, therefore, is what women want and a blueprint of how to get a woman into a relationship.

BE APPRECIATIVE

Women like to be complimented. You know how long they spend preening and pruning the forest to turn it into a well manicured garden. So, appreciate the efforts and the results. Tell her she looks nice, beautiful or hot as the case may be. Compliment her hair, especially if she had spent time frying her head in the ‘microwave’ to make it straight (No, please don’t go sticking your heads in the microwave!).

BE PATIENT

Take life easy and enjoy the moment, her company and the conversation. Understand who she is, where she is from and where she is headed in life. Show interest in her interests and the barricades will come down. Don’t rush around like a headless chicken, all excited that you start talking rubbish. Don’t be pushy, as nothing is more a turnoff than a man all in a fluster. Be awesome, patient and hot, and eventually things will happen.

LEARN TO FLIRT CREATIVELY

Be subtle but use conversation to flirt. Use her words and innuendos to get messages across and get her thinking about afters. This is especially great with your loved one for those already in a relationship. You know that the stress of life at times makes you take your partner for granted. Sometimes when you’ve been in a relationship for a long time, the anticipation of seeing each other goes away. So, recapture the spark by sending suggestive text messages, emails or sly touches of her favourite places.

ACT AND BE IN CONTROL

Women like a man who is in control and takes charge. Don’t be backward in coming forward and leading from the front. Plan dates from start to the finish and make it happen as planned. Knowing you took the time to ensure you have fun times together outside the bedroom gets women amped to have a good time in the bedroom.

COOK A MEAL

Invite the woman of your affection and cook her a fabulous dinner. Many Nigerian men do not and cannot cook, having been spoilt by their mothers. It is great to cook a delicious nourishing meal for your partner. Women love to feel spoilt and they know if you can cook, you can take care of them. So, pop to the market and select ingredients for your woman today. Cook dinner and add mood enhancers. I’m talking about a clean apartment, good background music, maybe some flowers on the table with chocolate for dessert.

LEARN HOW TO KISS

Kissing is an expression of emotions — whether of friendship, love, or passion. Kissing is one among the universal acts of showing love. Almost everyone receives or gives a kiss at some point in their life. A kiss can be placed on any part of the face or body. You’ll give an acquaintance a peck on the cheek, a first date a lingering kiss on the lips, and your spouse a passionate French kiss.

Slobbering or suffocating your woman with your tongue is such a turn-off. If you need help, try kissing a Coca-Cola bottle or a banana. With the bottle, you learn the round-the-rim technique and the in and out moves. With the banana, try moving your tongue round clockwise and anti-clockwise and become a good kisser. It’s pretty much as simple as that.

CONCLUSION

Life and love are so simple and complex at the same time. But, a little effort to convey your honourable intentions goes a long way. Most important of course, is honesty of purpose and clarity of your objectives.

NB: Please, share your thoughts. What are your experiences with Nigerian men and, or women?

eph12: Terrorism and robbery has always been there. Don't put it on this generation. Fight poverty and you have solved half of the world's problem.

Ohhh, i didnt know boko haram has being on since 1960!!! Me and u belong to d same generation, and i tell u..dis is the worse generation so far( the next might even be worst).

Ure talking abt fight poverty, is it not the same genration in power..or was it like this during Obafemi Awolowo, Nmadi Azikwe, Tafawa Balewa...if u dont know, ask elders in ur place/family how they enjoyed life then.

olaezebala: Yes, name changed. The mission is no more for west africa alone but for the whole world

That's nice

justi4jesu: shine your eyes and dont be greedy too else you will fall for their scam

Thank you, i think he was being greedy.

Benop: Good day pals.

I saw the advert on TV mid last year on the online platform OLX and decided to have a look at it. I got to even download the mobile app on my phone, was interested in buying a car and on opening that section I was amazed on the cheap rates they put the cars for sale.

I got involved with one of the dealers who said he was selling Nigerian Customs auctioned cars.

To cut the story short, I ended up being scamed and many are still being scammed today.

Is there any hope of recovering the money?

Can these scammers be stopped from ripping the general public?

Do OLX managers know every user of their site and are they aware of this?

I will appreciate your kind responses please!!!

Am sorry but i think ure @ fault, olx states it clearly that u should neva fall for abroad or far distance dealings, olx doesn't negotiate, interfere.

U see, reading terms and condition can be useful @times, if it were to be in a court of law, u'll even pay for spoiling their reputation.

I am a user of OLX, i sold my home theatre, stab and also met new friends who sold a power bank to me...

Be wise next time, and when u see a cheap thing, dont just go for it, make enquires.

jayseehe: I sell on OLX and I don't scam.

my ads are relatively cheaper on OLX because of the competition there...
it's higher on other sites with less competition

it is not just OLX, people are being scammed here (Nairaland) too

being scammed depends on you, why should you send money to someone without getting and testing the goods?
what happened to local pickup or pay on delivery?

FYI, I have seen situations where sellers are scammed by buyers on OLX, after delivery of the goods, the buyer will refuse to pay...

OP, don't spoil the reputation of that site, because of some people's gullibility.... I need the site so much, I buy and sell there

if you are afraid of being scammed, try Kaymu.com.ng kaymu offers escrow service
pay via kaymu SafePay, that way, the seller won't receive the money until the goods have been delivered to you and you are satisfied with it.

by the way, you can purchase from my online store @ kaymu....
use SafePay and pay with your debit(ATM) card
http://www.kaymu.com.ng/seller/don-juan/

Google Kaymu SafePay to know more about it...
you can call it Nigerian EBay version

U said it all...thanks for enlightening him

FrancisTony: Yeah. Most of Ibadan members that re-located to lag attend to our church.

Do you know Dr. Rolake, Bro. Funsho, Sis. Feyisayo?

Ofcourse

FrancisTony: Yeah. Cool!

That's headquarter.
Headed by General Overseer "Reverend Gbeminiyi Eboda".

I attend Lagos branch. Pastor Tunde Osideko is the head.

One of the best Rev'd we have in th country.

kolawoleahmed: Jesus “not crucified”, not
“son of God” – 1,500 year-old
bible found in Turkey saysJesus “not crucified”, not
“son of God” – 1,500 year-old
bible found in Turkey saysJesus “not crucified”, not
“son of God” – 1,500 year-old
bible found in Turkey says






www.today.ng/news/jesus-not-crucified-not-son-of-god-1500-year-old-bible-found-in-turkey-says/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=jesus-not-crucified-not-son-of-god-1500-year-old-bible-found-in-turkey-says

Please go for brain check, u seriously need it.

sholly007: I rep commonwealth of zion
Aka COZA.(stella obasanjo hall ilorin.)

COZA! COZA!! COZA!!!
Are u a lady?

tolu007: Meet me at d Apostolic faith Church, at Apata, ibadan.

Ara ibadan...bo ni o?

olaezebala: Evangelical Church Winning All (E.C.W.A)

I tot it was Evangelical Church of West Africa before, did they changed d name?

FrancisTony: I attend "Harvest house christian Centre Ikeja Lagos"- a protestant church.

and also

St. Theresa Catholic Church Agege Lagos not often.

St. Vincent De Paul Ifako/Agege Lagos(house station).

I attend Harvest House Christian Centre (headquaters) Akobo, ibadan.

eph12: Times have changed brother. Its something our generation have to deal with.

Time have changed? No wonder we now have boko haram, armed robbery and 419 is on the rise, gay and lesbian fighting for recognition..etc. Spare the rod and spoil the child.

spiralwedge: the wife... most sensible thing

The brother must not know about it and should be sent packing.

Dumb comment, if u no fir give d poor guy work, y send him parking again?

alutacontinua: He should explain to both of them and involve them in his decision making.

I wont advise u involve the two o...the other may not forgive u o, he or she may just pretend.

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This does not only look but also sound as a SCAM!

tunesoft: Normal thing.....like 10 to 15mins nap. no harm in that....

Devil pikin

Controversy: BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool and Dortmund have reached an agreement over the transfer of Reus.

They've agreed it's never going to happen.

Just as ur name, u seems somehau controversial

[quote author=OkikiOluwa1]All I can say is I v 5years sleeping experience in Church.[/
quote]

Uhnmmm, 5 yrs sleepin xperience...Devil know ur number o

idirect: . It's only because I know animals can't write but some of these comments you read on social media one would think they are written by donkeys"

liberty300: Wild wild waste land

Never ever in ur life till u die and they bury u refer to that state with such comment again, i repeat never never ever in ur life.

Omo ale jatijati, omo irankiran

Therock5555: Api sunday you all, I have always noticed a usual trend, people sleeping during church services. Please have anyone been caught before, share your experiences.

What's the cause? Is it true that devil usually knocks people in church? How can one stop it? Have you been caught or are you Don in sleeping in church?

Please share ur experiences..

I would share mine now..

It depends on the church, my church Harvest House, Akobo ibadan..u no fit sleep despite the ac blowing u away..the service is always exciting, even Rev preaching go be lyk say make he no finish again, i havn't slept b4 but there is a baptist church i do go to when am not around, o boy, as d choir dey minister, i don slip go..na wen we wan share grace i go wake up as per say we go hold hand.

Get ready to pay damages when new session begins

missberrypop5: kai, exactly. Bro e be like say na u i deh see weh deh buy that boxers 8 for 50naira. Abi?

No not me.. i buy my boxers whenever i go to france.

onoja12: does of you who say gays are not sick,please tell me if this child had an option or if he was asked to chose if he wants to be gay.gay people are sick and should not be allowed in africa

I agree

Soknown: Oh that was unfair to the 18 year old. One side of the face is swollen than the other, the two sides should have been made swollen and bleeding.

tatiana009: He should feel free to drink as long as he doesn't misbehave after and he can even smoke as long as he knows I won't donate any organ to him in future but cheating I can't take.

Are u from kenya? There is this girl in big brother africa years back who is from kenya or so(am not sure about the country) her name is also Tatiana.