₦airaland Forum

Mynd44: They signed Eto last year and got nothing. When will they learn that these "pensioners" can't save em

Scyllapatron: @ OP - can we have more pics
from Swaziland pls

swedbase: Abeg oo make them carry am remain in lagos oo, make them no carry am come East ooo

ClintonNzedimma: point of correction.
1.We dont parade ourselves as giant of Africa in football.
2.You dont turn a team below average into world class players talkless of world cup material.
3.We had a good outing @ the WC

Optimisticgondy: Who told you Ekiti people voted Fayose in cos of hunger or money? FYI, both APC and PDP distributed rice and money. Even APC went as far as distributing Peak milk, noodles, maggi,etc while on the election day, APC gave electorates #3,000 each and PDP, #1,000 each in my unit and same applied in other units like some units in Ado where APC gave electorates #5,000 and PDP, #3,000. In spite of all this, people still collected APC money and provisions, and voted for Fayose-PDP. Ekiti people voted in Fayose for the love they have for him

Obiossy: who won elections,i pity ur poor soul...

alextayo: I met one sweet pretty lady here last year. We were actually planning to settle down when irreconcilable differences about religious belief reared its ugly head. I am a conservative Catholic (and can NEVER change for any denomination) while she is Pentecostal. She wants me to meet her pastor for courtship approval which i dont really subscribe to but intend to do since a lady has right over wedding plans. Then then took things further by declaring that

1) she wont attend my church after wedding because she is also an active member in her Pentecostal church

2) I will leave my Catholic faith and join her church because she wants her husband to support her future calling. (future calling my ass)

3)lastly she wants the kids to also attend her church.

How can I, a staunch catholic, Choirmaster and Organist be going west and my family will be going east on sunday to worship God...the family that prays together stays together.....that the end of our story

Obiossy: Good move

maputohq: He performed above expectations. keshi was employed to take Eagles to the AFCON semis and qualify us for the world cup.


I don't think any other would v been better.
-Is something worng with the selection process? YES

Even coaches that got to the semi final stage was booted out.

MY QUESTION NOW IS WHO IS THE DULLARD? YOU

EEDIOT.

Xeedorf: I,me,myself can’t see Omisore winning the poll. I don’t think he can win
Osun is not Ekiti (stomach infrastructure)

Omexonomy: These moronnic APC are ready to do any thing to get to power

fijiano202: Wow wicked world....Firstly,Every Family and Marriage must bulid their foundation on Jesus Christ...Secondly,most of this women husbands were killed by their their families...Thirdly,Most of their husband Families are illiterate....Fourthly,Only a confused woman would be easily kicked out of her husband house..why do we have judiciary system and also what are the military barracks..10 soldiers is too much to beat and kick them out,let them go and do their family meeting at another venue not ur husband house...I thank Almighty God for the Family i have

Lautechgossip: Recall that sometime early May, authorities of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), promised that the commission will be posting Corp members to banks, oil and gas, telecommunication firms, etc. Well this will no longer be the case!Read on.

In what seems like another sad news for prospective 2014 Batch ‘B’ corps members, the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC), has dashed the hopes of several corps members intending to spend their one-year compulsory service to their fatherland at various multinational companies, such as Chevron Nigeria Limited, Shell Nigeria, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Zenith Bank Plc among others.

Ahead of the August 5 commencement of orientation programme/camping for prospective corps members, the NYSC has reiterated its position that corps members will still be posted to four key areas of agriculture, education, health and rural infrastructure development until the scheme states otherwise.

Now here are six things every NYSC Batch B Corps member should note!

#1: Get ready to teach:
visit here to read about that http://lautechgossip.com/2014/07/get-ready-to-teach-nysc-to-prospective-batch-b-corps-members.html

#2: NYSC materials not for sale:
Speaking further, she warned that corps members must desist from buying NYSC apparels. “Anything that deals with NYSC badge and logo, such as the khaki suit, crested vest, belt, waist pouch among others, are not for sale. The scheme has provided enough stock for you, so don’t allow anybody deceive you. Don’t buy any of these from anybody because we will seize them when we get them on you in camps.”

#3: No room for mistakes:
Noting that the essence of the NYSC orientation camping was to acquaint corps members on the cultural and socio-political way of life of the people within their place of primary assignment, Idaewor, however, warned corps members to meticulously read through their call-up letters for the rules and regulations governing their various camps, adding that there is no room for mistakes in the camps.

“In the camp, no room for mistakes, so ensure you meticulously go through the NYSC call-up letters that will be given to you by your school authorities. When you come into camp, you will be given a unique code number, which you are going to use throughout your service year. This number is even more important to you than your name. It is what we will use in identifying you throughout your one-year compulsory service to your fatherland.

“Also, you must be told that life in the camp is regimented. In the camps, you don’t do what you like at any point in time. NYSC decides when you wake up and we decide when you sleep,” she said to loud protests from prospective corps members numbering over 4, 000.

Adding: “To be allowed at various camps, corps members must present original copies of their call-up letters; statement of results issued them by their institutions, eight recent passport photographs and a valid means of identification issued by their schools.

#4: Missing call-up letter:
“Should a corps member misplace his or her call-up letter, such person must go to a nearby police station to obtain a police report; go to court to get a sworn affidavit informing the general public that your call-up letter is missing; then go back to your school and write the appropriate quarters, informing them that your call-up letter is missing and that you have attached a police report and a sworn affidavit,then will your school initiate a re-validation to the NYSC for you to be re-mobilised for the next batch in November 2014.”

#5: 70-yr-old must serve:
On those qualified for the one-year service to their fatherland, Idaewor said: “To be qualified to serve, one must be a Nigerian; must not have clocked 30 years upon the year of graduation and must have bagged a B.A, Bsc or HND from tertiary institutions in Nigeria or abroad. Although, before 1977 and 1985, these barriers were not there.”

Pointing out that anybody who meets these requirements must serve no matter the age, she said: “You must serve your fatherland even at 70. We had a situation in Lagos where a son and father served together because the father went abroad for his master’s without serving. After he had settled abroad and established a family, he came back home to venture into politics.

But knowing full well that the NYSC Certificate of Service is one of the pre-requisites needed to contest elections, the man, who had clocked 70 was compelled by the scheme to serve alongside the son.

“Also, any break in service is regarded as an abscondment by the NYSC and such an individual will be made to repeat the service year. However, only graduates of Medicine can defer their service to enable them go for housemanship.”

#6: Exemptions:
However, the SAED head said those exempted from serving are “graduates who are recipients of national honours; those who have served in the police, Navy, Army, Airforce for over nine months and those who have crossed 30 years,” adding that “you are not qualified for exemption having served in para-military agencies like the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC), Nigerian Customs Service (NCS), Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) among others.”

She stated that graduates of part-time, sandwich, distant learning programmes and professional courses run by professional bodies like Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN), Nigerian Institute of Information Technology (NIIT) are excluded from serving according to the NYSC Decree 51 of 1993, now an Act of the National Assembly. She, however, said pregnant and nursing mothers deployed out of the state where their husbands are domiciled can go back home after due registration at their place of posting.

Now share this with everyone hoping to serve by August!

Source: http://lautechgossip.com/2014/07/six-things-every-nysc-batch-b-corps-member-should-note.html

tsolz84: My mum is a deltan..my dad is 4rm Kaduna..i grew up in delta though.

maputohq: If u weren't dull, u would v seen my point. we all knew he had a technical assistant who was sacked, but who is talking about him? I'm talking about you and me who claim to know more than the professionals themselves.

tsolz84: He is not only clueless;He is useless..a disgrace to my tribe;and a disgrace to the people of delta state..

93RD: Looking at it from a perspective I think what he did will help a lot considering the fact that its not a pool for partying but a standard olympic pool for sports. If you go to most states apart from lagos(national stadium surulere) you won't find a standard olympic pool anywhere ( corrcect me if am wrong please and don't trow jibes at me if I made a mistake concerning these), the few that has come close like the uniport pool were rivers state atletes use for their practice, the uniben pool e.t.c belongs to the fedral govt( since the school belongs to them). My point is in nigeria, only few states have a standard olympic pool and if it continues like this how do you think the phelps of nigeria will come out? Delta state is known to come first in most state games and I can recall its because they have a better training facility or better camping structure for their atletes, followed closely by lagos (national stadium surulere) and rivers state with the uniport facility they use....



Concerning the worst governor I think the Abia state gov and his eboyin state collegue is the worst

MizTyna: I shame on behalf of this man,swimming pool? How does that move the state forward? Hungry man dey swim? One better state should come and Adopt me abeg,i tire for dis man's idiocity

tobdee: The President abi? Yet ♈όϋ folks of APC are blaming the Clueless. Otuoke man of the woes that has befallen ♈όϋ lately!
♈όϋ guyts should better take responsibility of Ūя̲̅ problems!

Dsimple: I USED TO THINK MY STATE GOVERNOR IS D WORST, BUT UDUAGHAN OR WHAT DID HE CALL HIMSELF AND GEJ ARE D WORST NIGERIANS OF ALL TIME. SAME LEVEL WITH SHEKAU

emmyrichie: I think that nigga is a disgrace to the name "EMMANUEL"

Syenite: Oga, Super Eagles did not have a poor performance at the WC.Were u expecting them to lift the Cup? Imho, Nigeria got as far as they can get with the crop of players they have.

Round of 16 is just a fair result.

maputohq: nice. We keep making noise about keshi's lack of technical skill, yet we don't know what it takes. was Berti vogts technically sound?
Maybe you all should start teaching your Doctor what drugs to prescribe if your sickness doesn't get cured immediately.

ajibolabd: oko...njo iweala. Haha, what a name.

Goddex:

This Mind44 is just becoming so. . . omg!!!

That is why he hurriedly moved this thread to homepage. In his mind, to "expose" Okonjo-Iweala.

See, that woman is not in the class of Mr Alade Lawal. Trust her, she will provide him detailed evidence on that.

Besides, Alade may be talking from the narrow perspective of Civil Service while excluding the billions of personnel cost in the Police, Army, Air Force, Navy, Civil Defence and other para-military forces since this group do not form part of his union.

Civil Servants partner with politicians to steal our commonwealth but will be quick to segregate their wagebill from that of politicians in times like this

Goddex:

This Mind44 is just becoming so. . . omg!!!

That is why he hurriedly moved this thread to homepage. In his mind, to "expose" Okonjo-Iweala.

See, that woman is not in the class of Mr Alade Lawal. Trust her, she will provide him detailed evidence on that.

Besides, Alade may be talking from the narrow perspective of Civil Service while excluding the billions of personnel cost in the Police, Army, Air Force, Navy, Civil Defence and other para-military forces since this group do not form part of his union.

Civil Servants partner with politicians to steal our commonwealth but will be quick to segregate their wagebill from that of politicians in times like this

ojimbo: what is my benefit if oby is even the world bank manager.how have that change the lives of nigerians. A world banker that does not even know the difference between security check up delay and arrest. Am not a fan of dokubo but i always see the truth in every of his tweet not like the useless that menustrate waste from her mouth instead of her underbelow hole

ibietela2: And you are?

ibietela2: And what have you done in this country