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MrPristine:
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obitee69:
Can u recommend a correct guy?

I think if this guy operates in an ubberimae fidei (utmost good faith), he should get the job done well.

obitee69:
Lag

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Your location?

Make sure the paint quality is high and bake it too. May be expensive but it's going to be worth your while. U can't afford to spoil a carry that good with inferior paint and/or workmanship,.
I have spoken

Those rims are okay for white but if u want the touch of black, go for black alloy rims. I think I'll choose black for a carry muzzle or any car any day.
I have spoken

For class, go with black. For elegance, go with blue. For neatness, go with white.
I have spoken

I don chop three bottles of Goldberg from a Chelsea fan. Gunners for life

statistics and. .. .
Coyg

pls end this half f score id OK ;Dpls end this half f score id OK

What is the suitable title for this ooooooooo

Wow

Just got it online and wish to share.

For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men
actually know very little about their joysticks. Here’s the
knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and ready
for action-for life.

1. Every p*nis was a clitoris. Every p*nis in the womb starts as
a clitoris before hormones ‘s*x’ the brain of the to-be male.
The man-hood retains the mark of its female heritage: its dark
underskin and the thin ridge or seam, known as the raphe,
which runs from scrotum to anus, are remnants of the fusion
of the vaginal lips.

2. joysticks used to have spines. Though they were lost before
Neanderthals and modern humans diverged. Scientists are still
not quite certain of their purpose, but they speculate that it
apparently quickened the pace of an erection and is more
common in promiscuous species (such as cats).

3. Fetuses can have erections! Male fetuses can have
erection during the third trimester, according to ultrasound
scans.

4. No brain is necessary for ejaculation: the order to release
comes from the spinal cord, not the brain.

5. King of ancient tribes ate p*nises: In ancient tribes, the king
would often eat the p*nis of his predecessor to apparently
absorb his holy power. This practice was allegedly banned by
the ancient Hebrews.

6. Testifying on testicles: In pre-biblical times, men would swear
on their own p*nises. The word “testify” is derived from a
Roman legal practice of swearing on one’s testicles. The word
“man-hood” comes from the Latin word for “tail”.

7. “Shaved” guardians in Muslim empires: In great Muslim
empires, there would be a guardian assigned to each harem’s
bed. The guardians had to be “shaved,” which meant having
his testicles and p*nis removed.

8. King Fatefehi of Tonga: between the years of 1770 and
1784, he apparently deflowered 37,800 women.

9. Diphallus is a rare condition that affects one in 5-6 million
males. It’s when a man is born with two p*nises.
Unfortunately, it’s rare that both are fully functional, and it
often comes in tandem with other deformities that also require
surgery.

10. P*nises can actually break: Every year, hundreds of men
break their erect p*nis, researchers say. Most do so during
“violent intercourse.” But there are also cases where men
snap their member – indeed, specialists note that such
incidents are accompanied by an audible crack – by falling out
of bed with an erection. The cure for a broken man-hood? Six
weeks of bed rest with a man-hood splint.
11. Smoking can shorten your man-hood by as much as a
centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting
up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation.

12. The foreskin has an abundance of Langerhans cells, which
are immune cells that are infiltrated by HIV. This may explain
why circumcised men in Africa have a 60% lower rate of HIV
infection from heterosexual intercourse.

13. A healthy male averages 11 erections per day-nine of them
while asleep. After ejaculating, it can take him anywhere from
two minutes to two weeks to achieve another erection.
14. From shower to grower: On average, a limp man-hood will
increase in volume 300% when it is erect. It will also contain
more than eight to ten times its normal amount of blood.

15. Jonah Falcon, a 42-years-old man with a 9-inch man-
hood (22.86 cm; 13.5 inches, or over 34 cm when hard). He’s
the man with the world’s largest p*nis.

16. Animals with the biggest and smallest p*nises: the Blue
Whale is the animal with the biggest recorded p*nis to date,
at 8 feet (over 2 m) long. The adult male elephant has the
biggest recorded p*nis for land animals, at 6 feet (1.8288 m,
and S-shaped when erect). And coming in with the smallest
man-hood is the shrew, at .2 inches (0.5 cm).
17. Koro, a culture-specific syndrome, where a man (or a
woman) is overcome with a debilitating fear that his p*nis (or
her nipples) is shrinking and will eventually disappear.
Interestingly, this fear is borne out of no real proof or
evidence. It is also known as “man-hood panic” and has been
said to provoke mass hysteria.

18. Semen can cure depression: Apparently, semen contains
chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep,
and contain at least three antidepressants. It also contains
cortisol, which is known to increase affection; as well as
estrone, which elevates mood; oxytocin, which also elevates
mood; thyrotropin-releasing hormone, which is another
antidepressant; melatonin, which is a sleep aid; and serotonin,
which is a well-known antidepressant neurotransmitter.

Source:
www.informationng.com/2014/01/men-read-18-facts-you-didnt-know-about-the-pnis-18.html

And blame game.

Even if Manchester United, Liverpool and Chelsea loses the next few matches, blame it on Jonathan.

Singing Akon - Blame it on me...... :B
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saintjoel:
You're now confusing me,you asked for 2005 primera and I've given you,the quotes for the Tacoma and co aren't your quotes.

Don't mind me. I'm high

saintjoel:
You're now confusing me,you asked for 2005 primera and I've given you,the quotes for the Tacoma and co aren't your quotes.

Don't mind me. I'm high

saintjoel:
How is it confusing?

you gave me a quotation here and another there

saintjoel:
ASKING PRICE FOR 2005 PRIMERA IS N1.090M + N180,000 CUSTOM DUTY.

**** EXCHANGE RATE AT N365 - 1,000 CEFA.

**** SUBJECT TO FLUCTAUTIONS IN EXCHANGE RATE....

saintjoel:
Good morning sir,
ASKING PRICE FOR 97-99 TACOMA IS N912,500 + N230,000 CUSTOM DUTY.
ASKING PRICE FOR 97-99 HILUX IS N1.090M + N220,000 CUSTOM DUTY.
ASKING PRICE FOR 97-99 T100 IS N912,500 + N220,000 CUSTOM DUTY.
**** EXCHANGE RATE AT N365 - 1,000 CEFA (EXCHANGE STARTED TO RISE BACK YESTERDAY).
**** SUBJECT TO FLUCTUATIONS IN EXCHANGE RATE.

saintjoel:
ASKING PRICE FOR 2005 PRIMERA IS N1.090M + N180,000 CUSTOM DUTY.

**** EXCHANGE RATE AT N365 - 1,000 CEFA.

**** SUBJECT TO FLUCTAUTIONS IN EXCHANGE RATE....

Confusing

How much can i get a black saloon 2005 primera.
Like this one : www.nairaland.com/1142967/sold-sold-very-clean-2005

mightyfada:
Hope my info is not too late.
Osogbo to Abuja is 8-9hrs from Power line. The last time if I could remember very well was #5500. That's car. The bus is around #3k+ but people prefer car. And if you want to go, leave around 5 cause people leave for Abuja early.

By air, you have to come to Ibadan and book for Abuja if available.

Thanks, it wasn't too late.

Please help it's urgent. Thanks

bigneorapz:
But u're not blowin any grammar nah lol

perhaps I am, perhaps I'm not but peradventure I do or did, all is well

I hate it when after marriage a female goes from being a peperempe to jon. Hmmm abasha
I need to know my cards before playing them gon ni o.

Lol. As for me, if u can't operate on my frequency, you'll think I'm blowing grammar for you'll get intimidated. Some of us are just built that way.
I'm only guilty of this. Others, y da fuq am I gon do da shyt? ??

cosycee:
But I just got the phone two days ago

if you have the option of returning it, do so asap.

cosycee:
If it's the network u mean, yeah I reset it

I meant restoring to factory settings

cosycee:
It is on 3G only

have you tried resetting it?

Sheggy13:
After saying at command is msent,do u reboot the phone? If u don't reboot it,d Imei won't change..better still,since it's rooted, u can use app called Chamelephon from play store to change the phone Imei,but if say u want to change Imei of sim1 slot, u will need to enter the new Imei u want in the first space and the Imei of the sim2 slot in the second space underneath and press the Apply Imei change button afterwards..after which u either reboot ur phone or put in airplane mode,and later remove from airplane mode after like 30 seconds..it's an alternative to rebooting..when u dial *#06#, you'll see that d Imei has changed successfully. Cheers.

I've rectified the problem by adding a space before the + sign and no other space.

cosycee:
Sorry this is off the issh but I av a problem with my H+.. .. It frequently runs away,lol then comes back... it basically fluctuates, but Edge is always stable... And I just switched from a z10, and the glo H+ was ALWAYS on it with no fluctuations and fast... so I don't know why this is happening to my hot note pro.. . And I didn't change location

Change the network mode to 3g only.

the poster above me is deranged
Gory sightsigh t