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So, im not alone here Wonderful! Lets know why more people are single! Fp pls.......

I'm single because no one takes relationships seriously anymore...
I'm single because people would rather cheat than work it out...
I'm single because I'm
smart enough to know people lie and will eventually disappoint you...
I'm single because I hate ending up looking stupid...
I'm single because the word "TRUST" is a very foreign word to me...

source: sms44.com

Single & Proud.
Don't Need Anyone Who Can't Realize My Worth!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
What are your thoughts about these folks!


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Princessmel: Hahahahaha

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Its time to get myself a tecnof7, a.k.a phantom A1, with a nokia torch!! IF IT IS NOT TECNO, IT CAN NEVER BE LIKE TECNO!! #GoGoTigers!!!

Its time to get myself a tecnof7, a.k.a phantom A1, with a nokia torch!! IF IT IS NOT TECNO, IT CAN NEVER BE TECNO!! #GoGoTigers!!!

Princessmel: I beg to disagree! I can afford to buy my self stuff, so I would be perfectly happy with a man buying me flowers since I can buy the rest with my own money; and I would appreciate someone getting me the flowers since it would be a bit strange for me to go to a shop to buy a bunch of roses for myself

im now princesmel by fire by thunder!

Y limit 'em

For a person to be considered 'lover', hat means you must have nothing hidden! Why not

But, she has to strip first sha ooo :\ and besides, doing so might turn us on, so..... kaboom!! Kaboom! Kabooom!!!

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Go get 'em tigers! Fp ni gbiri gbiri....... #TeamEagles

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Make the money here: http://bit. ly/18d7lmi (remove space btw bit nd ly

A sunkun rojo, ija nii da sile! he should park far with his croc tears.......
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supaeagles: nothern korea won it with penarity ..... (thank God, else na serious flogging)

tank

Who worn the mash

No man should ever hit a woman. Of
course, physical abuse isn’t the only kind
of abuse, but people in love typically don’t
abuse one another.
For most people, getting married is a forever
kind of thing. No one ever vows “’till death
do us part” with the intention of only being
together for a short while. But the reality is,
sometimes life intrudes and things happen
and 50 percent of marriages end in divorce.
We read a lot about dating dealbreakers and
reasons a person might break up with a
boyfriend, but there are very few marriage
dealbreakers. After all, one person might be
willing to put up with something that had
caused another person to leave months
before. Debt is one of those things. But
there are others, too.
Here are 7 marriage dealbreakers that have
caused many a divorce for all the right
reasons:
Drinking: There is drinking and then there is
DRINKING. Having spent a fair amount of my
early adulthood with a man who drank too
much, I know what it’s like to watch one
beer turn into eight and not know when he
was going to stop. I know what it’s like to
constantly hear he’s done drinking only to
watch him get drunk again that night. At a
certain point, I would never blame anyone
for throwing in the towel on this kind of
marriage.
Smoking: Cigarettes may be a compromise,
though honestly, I can’t imagine wanting to
kiss someone who smelled like butts. But
there are other things that people smoke
and pot heads don’t always make the best
hubbies. What was cute at 21 isn’t so
adorable at 35.
Gambling: This is an addiction like any
other. If a person doesn’t want to get help,
then sometimes it may be best to end it
before debt, fighting, and financial ruin take
it down anyway.
Overspending: This is a big one. No one
wants to be with someone who can’t stop
shopping. Finances are the number one
cause of divorce for many people and who
can blame them? His credit could ruin yours.
Cheating More Than Once: This one is
obvious. Maybe it could be forgiven in
certain circumstances, but not more than
once.
Abuse: This one is obvious too, but a lot of
people miss it. If he hits you one time, leave.
Period. End of story. No man should ever hit
a woman. Of course, physical abuse isn’t the
only kind of abuse, but people in love
typically don’t abuse one another. If they do,
it’s not love.
Unwillingness to Work on Things: The
reality is, most of these things CAN be fixed,
assuming both sides admit there is a
problem. Barring that, marriages will fail.
There has to be a willingness to work on
what needs to be worked on.

Some say that things just “get to us” more than they get to men. That we over analyze things. That we let things affect our day (or
our lives) more than men do. But, don’t be fooled: men have their weak spots too. Their Achilles heel. And, if you say any of these
things they’ll be thinking about it for a while. Communication in a relationship is very important as I’m sure you already know, so be careful how you come at him
with the following:

Séx doesn’t really do it for me
For some women, this is true. They don’t get off during intercourse. But if you say that to
a man, he will be thinking, “Is she waiting for me to be done?” when you are having
séx. So much so that it will be hard for him to even enjoy himself. He will also feel that
doing other stuff to you is more of a task than a pleasure. If your relations in bed aren’t really spicing you up and you want to
do something about it, find a sensitive way of telling him what DOES work for you,
without giving him the idea that he’s just the worst lover ever, will probably be accepted a lot better than faking it so obviously.

You’re not meeting your potential
If in any way you insinuate that your boyfriend could have a better job, be a
better person, is slacking off, or that you’re
less than impressed by his career—that will
crush him. It will make him feel like less than
a man. It’s one thing to want him to be
happy and encourage him to pursue his
passions. It’s another to make snide
remarks about how he should be doing
better, especially if it’s more about making
you happy than him.

“He can’t do that because we’re going
to…”
If a friend asks your boyfriend to go to a
game with him, a bar with him, on a trip
with him—anything—and you jump in,
maybe put your hand protectively on your
boyfriend’s shoulder and say “He can’t,
we’re going to my parents’ home that
weekend,” or “we’re couch shopping that
weekend,” I’m pretty sure you’re going to
embarrass him. He isn’t necessarily
embarrassed to do those things with you,
but he is embarrassed that you answer for
him because that makes him look whipped
(whippity-whip whipped!). It makes it look
like you made him do those things, rather
than he chose to, and that you can and do
speak for him.
I’m just going to get ____to help me with
this
Car problems, kitchen sink problems, even
emotional problems—we usually turn too
our men about all that. But if your boyfriend
offers to help you and you say you’re just
going to get someone else to take care of it,
you make him feel like he is incapable of
taking care of you. Listen to his advice. Take
his help. Even if you know you’ll need
further assistance, don’t tell him that from
the start. Let him feel like you need him a
little from time to time.
So and so is SUCH a good guy
Maybe you really do admire your best
friend’s boyfriend. He does super sweet
things for her.Maybe he does a lot of
volunteer work or takes care of his sick
mother. Or maybe he just takes her out a lot
and buys her things often. Whatever it may
be, don’t go ga-ga about that in front of
your boyfriend. Maybe you don’t mean to
compare them, but your man will feel like
you’re trying to compare him to another
man.
Wearing gifts from an ex
This isn’t something you say, rather, you do
it of course. But it makes NO sense to a
current boyfriend why you would wear or
have gifts from an ex. Maybe you keep some
gifts from an ex who you’re still on good
terms with and were very meaningful to
you, but, don’t sport the designer bag or
bracelet an ex got you. That says to your
boyfriend that you felt the ex was better at
taking care of you—and making you feel
special—than he is. Same goes for any old
sweaters of his that you used to sleep in. Get
some real pajamas!
You’ve gained weight
Women think men don’t care about these
things. They think men don’t give a Shyte if
they’ve put on weight. Nuh-uh. Men want
you to find them attractive just like you want
them to find you attractive! They don’t think
it’s very manly to be openly upset about
weight gain, but if you bring it up, they will
be inwardly upset or worried about it. How
about encouraging him to work out with
you? Find fun ways to get fit together,
ladies! But don’t poke his belly one day,
giggle, mention that “You got big,” and
make the joke that, “Somebody’s eating for
two!” Don’t be that way.

Well.. I dont know what to say
cos the end is neigh!!!
It isnt today
they might give a false date.......
Motorolla are silent for years
see what they bring right here....
Tatoo for all
is a doom for all......

iebanehita: No.1: This the 2nd chick i am dating and i have been sleeping well all my life.

No. 2: Really?!.. So, won't u spend time talking to other girls?....#No.7
Or money patronising lovepeddlers?

No.3: So, you intend going out,,looking like a MadMan??!.. Now, i get to wonder who's that chick thats gonna give you a listening ear with the way you look..#No.7

No.4: Wow!.. Nobody really cared about you anyway.

No.5: That shows you lack creativity in getting the woman of your dreams.

No.6: Admit it!!.. You are a broke a$s.

No.7: I bet you can!!

No.8: Deal with it. Heartbreaks make you stronger and wiser. With this attitude of yours, you definitely gonna experience heartbreak.

No.9: Goodluck in living a Promiscous life and having a greater chance of contacting HIV/STDs.

No.10: One Advie: [b] GET LAID!! [b]
Then, you know what you have been missing all your life..#StarvedCôck.

lwkmd!!!

Tolexander: continue giving yourself an excuse for the UTME you failed instead of finding a genuine way of passing the predegree entrance exam you wanna do.

Moreover, why don't you add the time spent on nairaland, 2go, whattsapp including the midweek european and domestic football matches you spend your time watching. Not forgetting the gurl next door and nextbench in school!

By the time you are through adding these to the aforementioned, you would realise you are spending very close and approximately 400days in a year

sorry, im not responsible for ur UTME assumption as I am now working with my certificate . Thanks.....!! *note:* its better u read well for ur oncoming xams......

chidyhels: And wat of the advantages of being 'boyfriendless'

no shine shine bobo to shine ur congo
nobody to pay ur bills @ shoprite
nobody...........

It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.
Days in a year = 365 days
Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are meant for rest)
Days left = 313 days
Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days
Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days (Necessary)
Days left = 131 days
One hour daily for play = 15 days (It’s good for health)
Days left = 116 days
Two hours for daily food = 30 days (Chew thefood properly, don’t care for time)
Days left = 86 days
Examination days in a year = 30 days (Giving exams is necessary)
Days left = 56 days
Winter vacations = 25 days (Weather is cold, it’s difficult to study)
Days left = 31 days
Other holidays = 20 days (These holidays are to enjoy)
Days left = 11 days
Illness at least once a year = 8 days (Because of illness, study is difficult)
Days left = 3 days
Result days = 3 days (Going and taking result is necessary)
Days left = 0 days
So tell me when is there time to study ?!

nedu2000: Its actually economical having a girlfriend

rep this now or never....