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Advantages Of Not Having A
Girlfriend
1 Can sleep well
2 Can save time and money
3 Need not worry about how u look
4 No missed call at midnight
5 No need to activate special schemes
6 No need to recharge twice a
day
7 Can talk to all girls
8 No hrt break.
9 No dulling wit any available one
10 The most importantly.... ­........no punnary

Ok, nay God help him. Amen

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cos it keeps disturbing me and makes me feel ive got a useful reply!!! The thread is getting longer by the day....... followed topics(99)

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bknight: No 9: MISS BIG-T

i'm male!!

This is the kind of man that can take his female colleague or boss to the grocery store or Main markets tobuy things while his own wife or family member would take a cab. He goes to clean other peoples’ yard while his own is dirty because he wants to be seen and respected by the public. You would be better off being the public to this brother than being his family member. Love from God is patient and kind but not blind. Pray for the right man for you and also open your eyes and did we also forget to mention that only the right lady finds the right man.
http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/01/8-men-you-should-never-marry.html

You would soon discover that you are married to his mother. why you should also never get married to a man who has no regard for his mother, don’t put yourself in the bondage of having a mother in law influenced marriage. This group also includes the weakling, who cannot put his foot down but would allow all members of his family treat his wife like a foot mat, seeing nothing wrong in the disrespect of his wife by his friends, and family alike. This kind of marriage is very heartbreaking as the wife might eventually lose all self esteem and worth or in constant battle with her own extended family.
4.WORKAHOLIC:
The workaholic Man
This brother is always chasing money at the expense of having good relationship with even his family members, in some cases he may be a nice man, but his priority is first any thing that brings money even at the expense of having a good relationship with anyone even God, you would constantly feel alone in that marriage and you would have the sole responsibility of raising your kids. He would give you money but money we know is not everything. Run from the workhaholic
5.THE LONE RANGER :
The lone ranger
This Man (lone Ranger) has issues with all his family members , the church, his place of work and he does things solely on his own, he is his own mentor and he looks up to nobody, he rates himself by himself for himself. This type of man is one of the most dangerous men to marry because your life, career, vision, everything would be at his mercies. This kind of men also tend to be abusive because they are answerable to no one but themselves.
6.THE DICTATOR:
The dictator
This brother is also close to the lone ranger, he seems to be nice and considerate sometimes but afterwards you discover that the only opinion that counts is his. His wordsare louder than his actions. He has his wholelife planned out and you are supposed to just fit in or there would be trouble, he sees your thoughts, ideas and opinions as inferior to his. he is a vision killer. marrying you would just be something on his bucket list, then you would also need to fulfill another , which is all what he believes and wants you to be to him. He is simply a dictator not a husband.This kind of man would also occasionally hit his wife or finance.( Let abuse be a tie breaker in whatever relationship you are in).Sometimesthis brother comes around with a drinking addiction, or drug habit. From such flee.
7.THE LAZY DRONE :
The Lazy man
This brother is slow, always inactive ,prefers to be fed in Bed, has no focus, or clearly cut goals, has a non -chalant attitude to everything around, finds it difficult to keep his house, his clothes or even his car clean, tends to be disorganized and clumsy, this lazy drone needs just about 3 helps not a wife.
The Hypocrite.
8.BROTHER FOR SHOW: This brother lives in the “notice me” world, he can do anything for people as long as it is in public and people would like him at the expense of his own family, or even himself.

I t’s every girl’s dream to one day get married to that man that would make her happy and make her life better. Believe it or not, marriage is a big issue when it comes toa girl's life, no matter how successful she is or how indifferent she seems to a marriage, she wants it bad. The society, the church and even families have actually not made it any better. So ladies of a certain age begin to worry and become anxious about wearing a ring and walking the aisle in a white dress but in the process due to poor judgement and not hearing from God, some ladies have jumped into marriages that has brought about their downfall. For the single ladies, here is a list of men though you metthem in church or at a charity event or at thehospital waiting on sick and deformed children or that glorious place where only good guys go to , albeit well spoken and wealthy that you should never say I DO to.
1. SMOOTH OPERATOR/PLAYER :
The smooth operator- I had a vision just now and it was you..
This brother thinks he is God’s gift to women, he is calculating, well spoken,tactical. A smooth operator. He goes about proposing to ladies and convincing them, itis a special mystical attraction, something beautiful , beyond you and I, and for the veryspiritual ladies ,it is the will of God, only to goback on his word when he sees another ladyhe believes is better than the last one. He hasa sugar coated tongue and can talk himself out of any situation. "It is you not me," " i just need sometime alone to get myself together", " i don't think, i am good enough for you", Most times he even extorts money from the ladies , promising togive it back because his check has been delayed, his clients has not paid, his dog died or in the name of God’s will. From such,run.
2. THE PERVERT :
Pervert-OMG! No Drawers, what a naughty girl?.
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To the carnal and wayward lady he may appear fun to be with, he is always talking about sexually
re lated topics and cracking dirty jokes, he indulges in pornographic materials, he believes women are meant to cook and be slept with only. He believes sex is a recreation, and so pays no mind to how many partners he has had, would ask for sex before marriage and has no plans to buy a ring but prefers a live in lover and would simply claim it is a test of compatibility. Most of his friends are just like him, perverts they would gather after work and talk about their many victorious conquests and ifhe eventually decides to marry , getting married to this brother would lead you down the path of heartbreak, misery, sin anddisease .
3. MUMMY’S BOY :
Mama's boy-You are the only woman i wouldever truly love
This mummy's boy is in most cases a carbon copy of his mother and is tied to her wrapper. All decisions have to be made by his mother, mummy said this, mummy said that, he would constantly compare you to hismother.

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This lady is still stuck in the world of fairy tales, love songs and Shakespeare illustrations. Never marry such,except you are a knight in a shining armor and she has the Rapunzel kind of hair. She believes that all her life issues would suddenly be wiped away by a five to six foot guy with two hands and two feet. She believes that he would suddenly whisk her away from reality and begin to live in a
fantasy.The fact is except you live on an island with a lot of uniformed help and your mansion is painted in all sorts of cartoony colors, you would be a total disappointment to this girl,and when life issues spring up, she would most likely fall into depression. If you are up for the challenge then why not? but if not , never marry this one.
6. MISS LONE RANGER:
I am Waiting for that person who would be bold enough to come and touch me A lady that has issues with every one in the world and only wants to be with her lover/husband is not worth being in a marriage with. A lady should have friends , but prioritize her husband
above all, but when she puts you in a state of " us against the world" you would be eating much more than you can chew, because no single person can tend to all the emotional needs of a spouse.Friends , relatives and family would have to come in once in a while. That would be putting too much pressure on you and she would eventually appear needy and become a nag as the marriage goes.
7.MISS PERVERT: Every Man fantasizes about getting hooked up with a " freak in the sheets" but you have to know where to draw the line.When you have to constantly live up to some kinky fetish desires everyday of your marriage, then you are probably in bondage.Never marry this lady, she sees no link between love, sex and marriage. The whole marriage would eventually lead to heartbreak, disease, lies and videotapes.
Now people can finally stop looking at
my face and start looking in the
right direction.
I've been told you like clowns....Oh you don't?
.....Okay, i'm going to change to
a stripper.
8. MISS HYPOCRITE: This lady is so concernedabout what others think, she is literally" faking it till she makes it" or you can rightly say, she has multiple personality disorder syndrome.She is sheila in the morning, Alicia in the afternoon, Felicia in the evening, and Patricia at night. Yes! she sounds like a superwoman, but the only time women should be credited for multitasking is when they are career women, business women, mothers, wives and everything in between. She is the type that marries Dick and messes around with Harry. She loves what she doesn't have and fantasies about what is not hers. If you are into polygamy then you can go for her, because she is 5 ladies in one, and all the while you have dated and courted just one, but she is buy one, get four free. Never Marrythis Lady.[url] http://www.elijahforce..com/2013/02/8-ladies-to-never-marry.html [/url]

1.MISS INDEPENDENT:
The only men i need in my life are my driver,
my plumber and gardener, all other things are
under control. First, you have to understand that it is not right for a woman to live all her life in dependence, but there are these ladies out there , who have read too many motivationalbooks, attended
too many seminars, and seen too many pod casts or being with the wrong kind of men in the past, they seem to have lost the line between being co-dependent and completely doing everything by yourself in your own way at your own time. It is not only about being independent to men, it is more like being an island. This kind of ladies should be never married. Luckily for most people, they don't put marriage in their top most agenda.
Marrying such ladies would result in a feeling of redundancy, and that is one of the worst feelings to have in a marriage, because marriage is about coming together to support each other in diverse ways.This also rules out low self esteem women.Move on, never marry that.
2. MISS MATERIALISTIC:
Show me the Money. Never marry this lady. She would run you down.Men are naturally impulsive spenders, so women are supposed to help check mate the spending habits of men in most cases. When a woman is completely materialistic and is in it for the money, the man would be forced to go overboard, spending to keep her happy, spending to make the marriage work and then spending even more when the marriage is eventually over, and it would,except the man has the endurance and wisdom which only God bestows.
3. MISS PARANOID:
He is going to break my heart because
my heart is made of glass. This kind of lady has for some reasons being made to believe that all men are evil, so please never marry her because that would be a greater evil. She believes that when you are away, you are
cheating, when you don't pick your calls , you are messing around and when you are late from work, you stopped over to get a quickie. This should not be confused with intuitiveness, especially when the man in question is not doing anything to build trust in the relationship. This kind of lady drives the man crazy and would eventually push him into the hands of another, or worse still,live a tension filled marriage, void of love andtrust.
4. MISS NO FUTURE AMBITION:
When is Real Housewives of Atlanta coming on? Never marry a woman who has no clear cut goals in life, no matter how nice she is , if you can help her get it then do that, before you marry her, otherwise never marry. Marriage is about supporting each other, finding your foot in life in all areas of life,when someone in that team has no goals, nothing in sight, then the partner has no job, no function and the team is utterly useless.Marrying a lady with no future ambition is like having a 30 something year old child living and depending on you, that pressure is quite unnecessary.
5.MISS CINDERELLA :
I Just need a little more hair length
and barbie make-up to
get my prince Charming.

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stev1e: Pls big_t [Big-T] after copying and editing it in msword, can I paste the new contents back in the one note?

Thanks and God bless.

yeah. But not on notepad if you want to keep the formatting. Word does the magic and is d best to paste the text into!!

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