₦airaland Forum

enochogaga:
yes ur mech ought to know.
the valve is located just after than cap. the verve is where the cap is tight to.

The Hausas are very much more loyal in business/ open in business dealing than any other tribe.

vizkiz:
some broke ass Niggas will come out here to type "vanity upon vanity"

I refuse to have a broke man's intelligence

BiggyBamBam:
After buying two plots Jungle where Tarzan grew up (MOWE-OFADA), presented as in the mold of Lekki to me, I wanted to buy a plot that is at least not in that zone.

I saw some advert but the sellers must have thought they have seen another sucker. I Negotiated with the Lady, even though her price was on the high side. She told me, "Be careful so as not to fall into other Agents who are 419..."

Blahblahblah, I thought... Spoiling others to make herself look good. I knew what I was doing because I know this time, I would catch her if her so-called Plot of Land is in MOWE-OFADA in a scerene environment. Dont get me wrong Most places today were Bushes yesterday but to present it as though they are selling great land where people are already living, that in law is "PUBLIC DECEIT", instead they should come and say, Buy so, so and so land, it is not developed but in some years it will. Buy it as an investment!

You see, most of these people use MOWE because RCCG Redemption Camp is there and they knew that name would "catch" people hthen they use another Town that is popular OFADA and call everywhere MOWE-OFADA. Even as far as Ogere is now MOWE-OFADA, a town that is 30 mins is MOWE-OFADA. Just as I can say ILE-IFE is IBADAN, or SHAGAMU is LAGOS!

Anyway, through some things I learnt from Nairaland, most especially, the Forunmite called "LAWYER" and OMONILELAWYER.COM, I drafted the letter below.

Dear xxxxxxxx: (Dont want to mention the name)

INFORMATION NEEDED.

As discussed on the phone, and as advised by my Lawyer, I would still like to get a response in writing to my questions for documentation purposes. You will agree with me that we are about to embark on a Business venture, hence I need documentations for future reference.

1. I am interested in buying a Plot from your company and would want to know if the roads are paved.
2. Can I see the plan of the Master Plan of the general Layout showing the Landmarks, Major Roads etc.
3. Can I see the Survey showing the Coordinates and Survey Number?
4. Are the areas developed yet?
5. How is the drainage network?
6. Can I have the Coordinates i.e. Longitude & Latitude.
7. Is there a Transformer installed? How will electricity get there?
8. I want to know if there are street lightings installed.
9. What Documentations will I get when I make the first Installment?
11. Will I be shown the plot after my first deposit? My Lawyer has advised, It has to be in every documents I get from your company; the Block & Plot Number. He said even if I pay any amount as agreed upon as deposit, it is incumbent upon your company to show me the area and it has to be documented so long as I do not default in my obligations to pay the balance and I do not build on the land until I finish payment.
12. After paying installment, is there a guarantee that the price will not fluctuate thereafter and I be asked to pay the difference?
13. Do you have a Block Industry nearby, where one can buy blocks?
14. What is the cost the Documentation Fee and Survey?
15. After completing payment, am I at liberty to design and build whatever design of house I want for my family without following your own designs?
16. Am I allowed to erect whatever height of Fence I so desire?
17. When I complete payment, can I sink a borehole on my property, if I want to?

I really want to know before taking the next step, however, if there are any other questions, I will let you know.

Thanks.

After sending this message, she now sent an email saying,

"Dear sir,

Thank you for your interest in our estate. We are sorry that we might not be able to answer you any further as we have given you all the information required to take any meaningful and informed decision.

Have a great day."

You see she thought she was doing me a favor, that's a typical Nigerian seller for you. They will pressure you and act like they do not want your money until you are hoodwinked to come back. But I know, except HELL freezes over, my money would remain in my account.

I wanted the Coordinates, she sent the LATITUDE but omitted the LONGITUDE. So that I cannot pin point the Village Square she wanted to sell to me. When you ask these fake sellers for what you know they should give you, they become ANGRY...

Nairalander, you are FREE to copy this email and send to all the so-called MOWE-OFADA Real Estate Sellers, you want to buy land from. If they refuse to show you (Because it's your right) let them go hug a TRANSFORMER!

You can get Coordinates by typing the numbers on any of these sites.
https://www.google.com/maps
http://www.mapcoordinates.net/en
http://www.whatsmygps.com/
http://www.latlong.net/

Fellow Nigerians, Run away from 3D Adverts on Flyers and Websites!!!

DONADAMS:
seriously??it dosnt burn fuel?

Lexusgs430:
Some dressing shoes can be used for driving.

Lexusgs430:
Some driving shoes are fake.

Lexusgs430:
Get proper driving shoes

Lancasterman:
It is because of BH members like u, thats why Nigeria is the way it is....I know u are the one dispersing BH loans...I am not interested...You terrorist

Lancasterman:
where are they bombing? are u their member

kingdenny:
I have a contact in portharcourt that can help you install it .

kingdenny:
You don't have to recharge on it ,it's only a digital meter , installed right after the prepaid meter . Discos totally allows it as it does not in any way interfere with the prepaid meter
How do one laugh in French , I won't mind if u teach me

Onegai:
Hi, I have no idea about the Port Harcourt market, sorry. But why not download the pictures I posted and ask your local gardeners for some? Most of the popular air-purifying plants are very common here in Lagos so I'm assuming they will be readily available down there. Then if you cannot find it, we can help send some to you (container and plant). HTH.

Onegai:
Air Purifying plants

"It is a truth universally acknowledged" (showing off my Jane Austen ...) that in Nigeria, air quality is nonsense. Now, before you say "who e epp?", please consider that you are breathing in fumes from generators, kerosene stoves, all the chemicals we use to kill some stubborn mosquitoes (Raid, that pink paper etc), even air freshener. That is a LOT of chemicals being inhaled. And strangely, respiratory illnesses are increasing in Nigeria, particularly amongst kids. Since your healthcare system is rubbish, preventive medicine is the best!

Do you know plants purify the air and release oxygen? Yes you do, they taught us that in school!

Now, some plants are better than others but the good thing is that most of the great air purifying indoor plants are easily available in Nigeria (aloe Vera, Boston fern, snake plant, peace lily, spider plant, palms etc) and are not expensive. Infact, go to virgin land and uproot your fern free sef. Pop them into a container and not only jazz up your living room or bedroom or bathroom, but keep yourself healthy.

dandollaz:
aba rd ph is 86.50

febbymi:
The hsi portal is unreliable , use the normal short code to check ur balance. See the difference btw the two on the same account

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