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This is weird!!!

If the girl in question was born that way, she can't possibly even know the meaning of 'mother' .

Mikeshiangala:
Useless!!!..
posting photoshoped material to woe people?

Ok you wanna prove me wrong?

well what is the name of the platform?

if i cannot find it on google with different reviews from different big forums and of course reviews dating back to 2016,then spare us your gibberish talk.

and please just stop playing smart here.....it's just useless...and pointless

Scammers everywia!!..... Yu took d words right out of ma mouth man #Fistbump

Don't. It's probably a new scam technique, cos Glo won't single yu out 2 send such a msg. It should be general, nd I avnt hrd bout or seen ny1 wit a similar msg

However my advice to government should be considered. What I would suggest the government do is to tell filling stations to have two pump prices. Private/company vehicles should pay 145 Naira. While public/transport vehicles should pay 97 Naira. This will prevent the poor from suffering and prices of commodities skyrocketing. Don't subsidize the rich. A thorough investigation or research will allow the government know the percentage of private vehicles in Nigeria and what percentage of subsidy to pay fuel marketers. [/quote]ds is just a rilly wrong suggestion to give!! Wah makes yu tink all prvt car owners r rich?

Smtn lyk dis will be even worse for d economy, a lot of pple'll abandon dier prv vehicles nd strt boardn commercial, den d purpose of subsidy removal will be almst cmpletly defeated cos d greater population of fuel buyers will be peeps of commercial vehicles. *ds is just 1 possible scenario, dere culd be worse ones

OK, I culdnt get much slp, decided 2 enter NL den I stumbld on ds topic

I tnk it's all bou trust nd free/open communication btw d couple...d fact dat he/she (or maybe even both) decide 2 abstain till weddn nyt doesn't mean dat dey cnt talk bou sex whyl courtin. Dey culd each share wat little dey know bout it from tym 2 tym, dier fantasies nd all....wit tym, evn if derz a novince in 1 of dem (or both), dey'll each av an idea of wat 1 person expcts frm d other, it'll build up d anticipation nd culd evn lead 2 a whole new level of fun whn both parties r learnin for d 1st tym how 2 please one another. (it'll get beta nd mre fun wt more practice)


For d case of possibly avin problems wt his pendulum, I mentiond "trust" earlier on yh? Yh. Derz no way a dude'll av issues wt his pendulum nd not knw about it physically. So if after all d various sex talk dey myt av had, he held bak dat very vital information bout himself from her.....(Dats lyk yu tellin som1 yu trust dat yu can't swim, nd den wt yu putin on a blindfold, he leads you 2 a sea n leaves yu 2 drown)... if he cn withold smtn dat imprtant from her all the period dey were courtin, dat dude isn't trustworthy....i dunno of any marriage dat stood firm on a foundation dat has bn crackd by deceit. No1'll blame yu for opting out of d marriage den.

YourMain:
Yes.

I luv d sound of dah....hw bou we get us a prv lil corner nd see hw tru dah is..

meeehn....ds is riiily takin mi bak 2 d gud old days.... days of "area c"---> wah brought out our very own saka , "the masquerade" ---> d great chief zebrudaya nd his 'killer' english , "hostages" .......for cartoons "voltron" , "speed racer" , "captain planet" , "ghost busters".......nd d list goes ooon nd ooon. Miss dose days sha

pwitty petite lil gal .......saucekids' kid

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

lol.....smh @ d Gej prt

xtianh: These pictures depict the true look of streets in Lagos where people believe its a paradise going by what they read and hear on the radio and here in Nairaland.

...ds is jst a sign of pure hatin, takn random pics nd postin... go fynd smtn beta 2 do wt yur tym man...... #reppn gidi

D gud old days

Lookmanade: I have read lots of books, articles, and magazine on how to approach woman but none of them is working for me, I just wonder what is wrong with me. The only problem I have is how to control my manhood when I approach woman.

Any time I see a woman I like and try to approach her, my manhood will just start to erect and it's showing off in my trouser even if I put on jeans anybody that look at me will surely know that something is going on in this guy's mind.

I have tried to put my mind away from it and go after the girl but in the course of the approaching the "Big Man" is getting stronger which make me feel uncomfortable and most time I look for an immediate excuses to leave the girl as if I have something urgently to attend to immediately but it's a lie, is just to let her not notice that my "Big Man" is on annoyance level.

I'm not getting younger anymore, I need help on how to overcome this serious issue in my life for over ten years now.

Please what do you think I can do to put this behind me? Your contribution matter to me a lot, thank you and God bless you as you contribute. (Amen).

hmmm, d@s rily smtn.......nxt tym yu get an "unwanted" erectionn, try flexin yur thigh muscles, d@ tricks d brain a lil nd tkes a significnt portn off focusin on erectionn... #shuld hlp, flex repeatedly

Oh well..... HOT:- a lady who's gat an amazinly shapd body wt luvly skin tone nd a face d@s above avrage + she knws hw 2 carry hasf,dress well nd flaunt her sexy self in a way d@'ll mke prctically any guy luk @ her mre dan once......(Tis whn yu tlk bout beauty d@ intellignce nd character cme in2 play) #ma opinion

...its almst as if FG shuld jst cme out opnly nd declare new job vacancy 4 d youths "strt a rebel group, cause a lotta havoc, surrnder yurslfs after yu get our attntn nd enjoy full benefits" dis is just sicknin................ #deep sigh

Nonsense!!! Headline shuld av bn "mst successful foreign ladies" hw on earth does adele end up being 6th mst beautiful in d wrld..... meeehn beauty rilly is in d eye of d beholder

ok seriously, ds "oga @ d top" tingy has strtd getn irritatn kinda.... Usd 2 be hilarius readn bout it buh sme pple r jst unecessarily overdoin d whole tn... So much d@ seein or hearin anytn related 2 it nw cn dampn sm1's spirit......
We suppose sabi do smtn small small naaa #sigh... sme pple sef #smh

Oh My!! *covers face*.... Evn calabar men'll rejct ds 1
So d ugliest receive accolades naw... nyyc
#hear d@ bance?.... Yu gonna be a star