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Jokes Etc › Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(op): 10:47am On Apr 11, 2009
ask urself
Politics › Re: Faces Of Nigerians Politician We Are Proud Of. by bilms(m): 10:58am On Apr 10, 2009
bukola saraki kwara state governor
Jokes Etc › Homeless Woman by bilms(op): 10:41am On Apr 10, 2009
I was walking down the street with my sister when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," my sister I said, "he his not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

my sister said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
Jokes Etc › Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(op): 10:26am On Apr 10, 2009
that means say u go hear now.

and u don already hear.
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 10:25am On Apr 10, 2009
ayangbaas. haba now.

u won kill this guy?

lolabbey u wicked oh.

i don dey loosee interest in u self
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 10:21am On Apr 10, 2009
people go start to dey buy am be that.

i am sure, i am going to sell more than 20 million copies.

even u too go buy.
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 10:17am On Apr 10, 2009
oro po.

but eje ki afi oro si ikun bi agba
Jokes Etc › Re: Humorous Quotations by bilms(op): 10:11am On Apr 10, 2009
u sure?
Music/Radio › Re: Faze Or Tuface Who Do You Prefer(base On Current Performances) by bilms(m): 10:27am On Apr 09, 2009
faze is still no where to be found around 2baba
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria: How Reliable? by bilms(m): 10:20am On Apr 09, 2009
the screening is on.

so go 4 urs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL :Liverpool (1) Vs Chelsea (3) on Wed 8th April by bilms(m): 10:00am On Apr 09, 2009
liverpool, do not worry.



na ur name follow u.

u will never walk alone.

and now

chelsea goal follow u home.


o boy, chelsea don use goal escute liverpool go home ooooooooooooo.
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 9:46am On Apr 09, 2009
oya watch
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 9:41am On Apr 09, 2009
o boy, this moyo don turn star ooo


see as guys dey fight for u.

may be na boy una dey fight 4 self who knows.

na computer F una dey see ooooooooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Humorous Quotations by bilms(op): 9:39am On Apr 09, 2009
think straight ke.


na wa 4 u oooo, na only u i dey see ur gbege
Jokes Etc › Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(op): 9:28am On Apr 09, 2009
now dat u no, watin come dey happen
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 9:27am On Apr 09, 2009
body inside cloth, and cloth inside body, all join body and cloth dey inside each other.




ka ro idi mo aso ati karo aso mo idid, ki idi mati gbo fo.
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 12:35pm On Apr 08, 2009
abi na u?
Jokes Etc › Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(op): 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2009
lol
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 12:29pm On Apr 08, 2009
abi watin?
Jokes Etc › Re: Humorous Quotations by bilms(op): 12:17pm On Apr 08, 2009
say u be nuisance.

ok

he don tell me.
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 12:08pm On Apr 08, 2009
who be thismoyo way una dey talk?

i godey interested oh
Properties › Re: Furniture & Interior Decoration Company by bilms(m): 5:41pm On Apr 07, 2009
am back again
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria: How Reliable? by bilms(m): 1:57pm On Apr 07, 2009
i am studyiung communication tech.

wat info do u need?
Islam › Re: Can A Muslim Keep A Fixed Deposit Account? by bilms(m): 1:42pm On Apr 07, 2009
fixed deposit is allowed in islam.

the reason why its allowed is this.

the money has to stay for some certain period.

during this period, the bank use the money for business and the return they give u is ur share from the profit of the business.

so u can put ur money there.

masallam
Islam › Re: Tabat . Ya Da . . by bilms(m): 1:38pm On Apr 07, 2009
now u gat some 1 who used it.

and i do no many people who used it too.

so i use it. and while reciting, reflect and think abt the meaning while praying.
Jokes Etc › Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(op): 1:32pm On Apr 07, 2009
cheat,


wow

did u just heard wat she said/?

she said i am a cheat. hehehehhehehehe

i cheated the devil.

i am a winner. hehehehehehehhehehe
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 1:30pm On Apr 07, 2009
says who?
Jokes Etc › Re: Competetion Women Or Men by bilms(op): 1:26pm On Apr 07, 2009
he dey ur mouth
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 1:20pm On Apr 07, 2009
i hail u ooooooo
Travel › Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by bilms(m): 1:18pm On Apr 07, 2009
lets use Nigerian music industry as an example.
way back we all use to ignor and avoid listening to nigerian music.

y? because of the poor quality music.

we prefare listening to forign music.

why? because of the good product.

then what do we keep complaining abt? lack of support from the government.

but now, when the nigerian artist came out with brand new style, quality music, we all started ignoring forgin music and we prefare niger music.

this is what am talking abt.

lets look at it from this angle. if te nigerian music industry can get this far without government support, then we nigerians can make the difference.

i am not a politician canversing for vote, but a nigerian who knows the potential we gat. and i am sure we can do it if we want to.

thats y i said u shoud get involve where u will meet people thatr share the same view with u that can come up with idea on how we can change our country.
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 1:13pm On Apr 07, 2009
lol

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