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na u be d sagent abi?

na anoda way to gather crowd.

he no because na sharp guy.

and aswell him too don do am b4, or dem don do am to am

clear go where?

na wa 4 u self

u dey take style tell me to clear to lola room abi,

LISTEN GUY,

i am not an igbo guy,i am yoruba.

but irrespective of ur tribe, we are all nigerians, and we are all human.

I WONT respond ur insult any way,

but it has clearly seen by u that u need to seek for the truth,

seek for the truth and be free from liee,

we the muslim are always open hearted, and we hear u out, we give u proves from our book, we expalin all ur question using our book.

so if some 1 could bring out uncountable physical error from ur book and all u could say is that he should go and ask God, and also that ur book un der go human error.

A true word of God cant contain unexplanable error.

so go seek for truth.

no beef

IF THE ANSWER PROVIDED IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, THEN U RE ON UR OWN.

OR U MAY EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTION URSELF AND SEE HOW REASONABLE IT IS.

lol

lol

i can even wait in vain,

for as long u re not vain

i will wait in vain to get u,

lol

i can even wait in vain,

even if he pee, stright to ur ,

complete that

and what do u think u just did?

did u say lolabbey?

no, i dont think so.

may be u said lol.

but 4 ur information, the best spelling is

L               O                 L
O               L                 O
L                O                L
A                B                O
B                E                K
B                                  O
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LOL

so shut up

right ke,

u are middle jo,

lol

still waiting to hear from u

were una dey now

ohh


u don come

u no him already now

lol that is anoda way of saying lolabbey

police dey here already.

oga arrest him

"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went

away."


"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."


"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it

have

a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power

cord

goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into

the

wall."

"Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two

cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the

other

cable."

"Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back

of

your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because

it's

dark."





"Dark?"

"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in

from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power failure."

"A power, A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do

you

still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came

in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it

was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it

from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer

no be lie oooooooooooooooooooooooo

A man checked into a hotel.

There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message.

Meanwhile, somewhere in mumbai a widow had just returned home from her husband's funrel.

The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from her relatives and friends.

After reading the first message she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've just reached

Date: 18th Jan 2007

I know you are surprised to hear from me.

They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tommorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

abi if na u, watin u go do?

wat i meant was dat, the school just release admission last month and i dont no yet weather they will still release another.

but for now the application has been suspended and will be re-open very soon,

after re-opening, that is when we will no may be there will more admissions or till next year.

Hmmmmm, you are really tired, cos you have not been active in religious forum, do need to answer my question before we proceed, then we would know what is political in destroying millions of people. was osama jeolous of the bouyant economy, or their supremacy or what was he jeolous of, you need to tell me what is politicking in that. but first answer my questions.

well u need to ask osama because am not osama.


Was osama fighting for religion?

if u say yes, can u tell me there is no muslim among those dead in the bomb blast, so where is osama fighting for religion here if he could still kill is fellow muslims?

Hmmmmm, you are really tired, cos you have not been active in religious forum, do need to answer my question before we proceed, then we would know what is political in destroying millions of people. was osama jeolous of the bouyant economy, or their supremacy or what was he jeolous of, you need to tell me what is politicking in that. but first answer my questions.

well u need to ask osama because am not osama.


Was osama fighting for religion?

if u say yes, can u tell me there is no muslim among those dead in the bomb blast, so where is osama fighting for religion here if he could still kill is fellow muslims?

where everybody dey use lolal name now.

abi she don turn star.

if this one go talk, he go say lol

if another one go talk, him go say lol.

why una dey short lolabbey name now

when next u want to talk just call the name fully.

lol= lolabbey,

from ur answers,

it shows u dont no the bible enough.


Well, since u are un able to expalin the errors in ur own book, then stop spending time on creating unnecessary arguement here and instead go learn abt ur bible.


cheers

lol

watin concern u with lola now, na me be her honney, so let me ask the question.

oya now lola

the police man will asnwer urquestion

na true ooooooooo

lol

make we ask lola,

na true say u dey see that teeth?