mathmatica: ....I know it...all these your grammar and hot head is just because you've never been paid a salary you presumably don't deserve....Please do hang on for awhile until you're credited,then,hopefully, we would hear little or nothing of you until another salary week

You are just a miserable i-diot who has not travelled beyond the confines of your isolated village..Bushman!

smajatt:

dude do you realise that you are one of the biggest fool on earth. in a bid to be a badass hacker which i know you are not,cos i know the guy that found the cheat, you have officially blocked the cheat cos it won''t last since your big mouth can just shut itself.

I told FF to know who he gives the cheat to,now the basket mouths are on nairaland to show their stupidty.

You are a bigger fool...You think nairaland is a platform you conduct descreet biz? You and only you, want to enjoy the cheat?...Self centred Hippotamus!

When the payment pause occurred a week ago, I was quick to exonerate Zenith...When the pause occurred yesterday, I was quick to point the finger at Stanbic...I did 2 years in the banking industry.I know the intrigues and scheming involved...The ONE and ONLY way to silence me is credit alert from Stanbic IBTC.

masterpower: Not only in Portharcourt, but everywhere.

I went to open in Stanbic lagos, they collected the money for d acct opening but ate the money. Only for me to demand for my cheque book after a month but was told that there is not money in the account. I said its impossible that i openned the a/c with 50k.

Later called the stanbic thief and he told me i should be funding my a/c, (trying to play the smart one) but when i told him that i am coming to arrest him if he did not deposit that money into my a/c within 20 minutes and he did.

I advice people using stanbic ibtc bank to be very careful.

Who knows,...the ole could be Lawrence Anini's grand child.

Advertico: bro dnt go ruining another man's business so no man will ruin urs. They have their challenge as a bank and so does every other bank and besides they depend on govt b4 they can pay us.

Truly, I understand your sentiments.Typical Nigerian...It is these sentiments that has kept Nigeria stagnated...A South African bank will come to Nigeria and treat us like poo and we open our 32 and smile at them.
...Stanbic Ibtc is working its mandate in reverse...It is either they sit up and do the right thing or I continue to write about their wrongs.
I no blame you sha, maybe you don't understand the intimate(romantic) relationship between a worker and his salary.

If you bank with Stanbic IBTC and feel as pained as I do, pls, endeavour to give life to that thread with toxic comments against the worthless bank...Go there and do it with no holds barred!...It is a veritable platform to put across the message...

cruise306 grow up!
"Stanbic IBTC the worst bank in PH" is a new thread.Pls go and spit venom there...I've done that too.

It is quite appalling, in this 21st century Stanbic IBTC cannot render appealing and quality services to its customers...Vis a vis services rendered by its competitors, Stanbic IBTC is Lilliputian.....From first experience as a corper to now, under the employ of the RV gov, its been a tale of woes suffered at the hands of Stanbic IBTC...
How else does one explain away a bank that DELIBRATELY delays crediting salary acc of customers...
How else does one rationalise a bank that wickedly install dysfunctional ATMs in towns quite far from PH and fail to load it with cash.
Should I mention the poor customer relations?...
Pls, share troubles caused you by Stanbic IBTC(particularly PH)...This I think will send the right message,"Always place premium on the cusomer, because he is king"

Good! I've been waiting to see Access alert...The trend has always been Access, then, Stanbic ...I'm quite certain my (impatient) wait will be crowned with 2 months salary...
ASALGA UBE = 2 MONTHS

I honestly, would want to beleive this will continue on Monday...Not another round of vexing delay.

NEWS!
PDP accuses Amaechi of deliberately delaying civil servants' salary....

Let's wait and see if they(Amaechi and his gang) would respond.

Zenith bank on its own cannot delay payment....It is just a GRAND CONSPIRACY involving Zenith,ministry of finance and some thieving politicians(Amaechi,Alice & Finance commissioner)...
All of them na Ooole!Barawo! Wayo, jibiti,Lie lie!..

britnd:
August salary only no arears

Govment dey borrow #52 bila...I was told 3 months salary arrears was approved for payment...Make we just dey hope for the best sha.

britnd: eco bank alert received UBE ONELGA

1 or 2 months ??

The innate indecisiveness of this government is really exposing it to so much odium and opprobrium...
Shame shame shame...s-h-a-m-e!

Schools MAY resume by mid September as earlier scheduled.
Reason? The FG said, after due consultation with experts to evaluate the risk of the spread of Ebola in schools, it may revert to the earlier scheduled date for resumption(15/09/2014)...The Minister of health said, he was waiting to have a meeting with the Minister of education and 36 State Commisioners for final decision.
...Make una begin warm-up...

Stanbic, what is happening to my money yeeee? Abeg na! Owite don beat me black and blue...

A freind of mine that works with the SSG told me about a week ago that they approved 3 months arrears payment...I wonder why just 1 month arrears payment...I dey vex o!
...(Shrugs)....
"Well, Kanda na meat".

My freind, you are just driving serious people away. This isn't the best way to sell your product...You don't have to be the only one commenting...On a platform like this, your comment means very little to a prospective customer...Endeavour to persuade your customers to testify to the quality of the product and services.
I certainly would order for one WHEN I START SEEING TESTIMONIES.

Estee Estee, yes,you are exploring your journalistic side...This your post can only fit into the centre spread of a newspaper...I hope sey no be hangover?

It is true....Ebola is in RV
It is true....The Dr. died of Ebola.
It is true....Efforts are being made to check its spread.
It is true....Fear kills faster than ebola.
It is not true....Teachers have been paid.
Goverment how far na?....Owite don blow o!

Zenith bank customers make una try give us hope na...
I'm in a hurry to hear "hurray! I just received 3 months alert".

Hopeless employers of labour, always seeking opportunities to short change their employees of the fruits of their labour...What informed this yeye personnel audit now when people are enjoying the holidays...
I wonder if these people are really capable of rational thoughts and actions...Tufiakwa!

If your principal is human, s/he would be humane enough to cover your abscence whether you apply for maternity or not....Do not worry too much so you don't disturb the sweet angel resting in your tommy....
On a lighter side....Joysparks and Dabby005 una sef make una take am easy with "scooby doo" abeg!

Holidays might be extended.
Reason?.... As a result of the outbreak of the DEADLY Ebola virus, the FG advised all state govs to consider extending the holidays of schools in their states and wait for further info from the ministry of health....
My advice....While we look forward to a long spell of holidays make each day a holy day by going on your knees to pray to God our Guard to guard & guide us.

Dis kain life I tire oooooh.See how dis worthless stanbic bank just render me helpless 4 dis weekend.....No star! No nkwobi!!No piompiom!!!No ishiewu!!!...SHAI!!...See how I dey salivate.

Is this true?I'm so bemused and equally amused...SALARY-25/07/2014....
If this is true, then Amaechi, I'll stick a quill on your hat,prostrate and shout I-G-W-E-E-E-E!

Asher79: Hello everyone, it's good to be back from a long hiatus! Jeez! What a terrible downtime that was! Oh well, the good Book says to give thanks to God in all things, right? And we thank the Most High we're all back and better, and are looking forward to pay day. So, let the arrears begin to drop and may our phones beep out sounds of good tidings! Bless y'all, folks, and do have a very fabulous weekend!

One thing I actually missed when things went amiss with Nairaland was Miss Asher's immaculate concoction of English language.Good to have you back....Your LGA please.

See these people oh! We dey cry for the way dem injure us, still dem wan add salt/insult to injury...Their mumu don ripe!

These people think we are robots that they can just manipulate to do their bidding. We are humans and humans eat to live...humans eat to work and work to eat...I actually, expected all these threats...They are sending supervisors to supervise who? ...emsheeew! Make dem come supervise my a*nus...WAKA! SHEGGE!