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Funny pic.

We have to find where Lugard hid the key to that lock.

Maybe we should search the River Niger. Lol

Personally, I feel neglecting the second stanza of the National Anthem is the root of heightened Corruption, Violence, Injustice, Dishonesty, Tribalism, Mis-management, Etc. in the country today. As The Saying Goes "THE FEAR OF THE LORD IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM" and "WISDOM IS PROFITABLE TO DIRECT"

Comparing The Contents Of The Two Stanzas, I believe The First Stanza Should Be Relegated To The Second Stanza And The Second Stanza Promoted To The First Stanza. What Do You Think?


FIRST STANZA
Arise O Compatriots
Nigeria's Call Obey
To Serve Our Fatherland
With Love And Srength And Faith
The Labour Of Our Heroes Past
Shall Never Be In Vain
To Serve With Heart And Might
One Nation Bound In Freedom
Peace And Unity


SECOND STANZA
O God Of Creation
Direct Our Noble Cause
Guide Our Leaders Right
Help Our Youths The Truth To Know
In Love And Honesty To Grow
And Live In Just And Truth
Great Lofty Heights Attain
To Build A Nation Where Peace
And Justice Reigns

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION TO US ALL.

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Available

Complex for sale at Wuse Zone 4, Abuja.

Description:
1. 6 Blocks of 102 Rooms and Suites Hotel (Swimming pool, Bar, Restaurants,etc)
2. Petrol Station with 8No. Pumps.
3. Fitness Centre/Gym
4. Warehouse.
5. Shopping Mall/Offices

Summary:
The Entire Property Sits On A Fenced 2.20 Hectares And Was Constructed By A Well Known Construction Giant Company.

Title: C of O
Price: N15 Billion (Net)

Call 08032881690 or 07081329417

Available

Hotel for sale at Gimbiya street, Garki Area 11, Abuja.

Description:
1. 47 Rooms and Suites on 2376 Sqm Land Space
2. 2 Banquet Halls of 100/120 Seating Capacities
3. 2 Standby Perkins Generators (135KVA & 250KVA)
4. About 1000 Sqm provision for Hall and Room Extension.

Title: C of O
Price: N1.6 Billion (Net)

Call 08032881690 or 07081329417

Hotel for sale at Gimbiya street, Garki Area 11, Abuja.

Description:
1. 47 Rooms and Suites on 2376 Sqm Land Space
2. 2 Banquet Halls of 100/120 Seating Capacities
3. 2 Standby Perkins Generators (135KVA & 250KVA)
4. About 1000 Sqm provision for Hall and Room Extension.

Title: C of O
Price: N1.6 Billion (Net)

Call 08032881690 or 07081329417

Boy: mom, plz bring me a glass of water
Mom: come and get it urself
Boy: plz mom
Mom: if u repeat that again i will slap u
Boy: ok when u are coming 2 slap me, bring the water,

UP NAIJAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Full time 1:0

This English team has nothing to lose, they've been written off and have less pressure on them unlike Nigerian team that has been tipped as one of the favourites to win hereby increasing the pressure on them to win.

I wish them (Flying Eagles)all the best sha.

Y u lot askin 4 his mobile wen its clearly put beneath his signature. lol

Their money was N2500 and they paid N2700 which u(poster) stole d N200 left.
Barawo!!!

A burglar breaks into Mr. & Mrs. K's house at late night. Inside, he finds the couple in bed. He ordered Mr. K out of the bed and tied him to a chair. While binding Mrs. K to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kissed her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, Mr. K whispered over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probabl, y spent a lot of time in jail & I'm sure he hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, please don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute. He asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

These FRSC guys are not serious o, they keep shouting "Stop travelling t night" when they can arrest and sanction transport operators who embark on night journeys to end this disgusting menace once and for all.

May their souls Rest In Peace o.

, And u are laughing, ?

A girl asks a guy, "Why is it that if a girl has sex with more than 1 guy she's a slut. But if a guy has it with more than 1 girl he's a legend?!" The guy replies, "If a lock can be opened by more than 1 key, it's a useless lock, But if a key can open many locks,then its a
"MASTER KEY".

Oga Bashy_demy, u don see da picture of kiri-kiri prison before?
Make u no allow copyright commission nab u 4 PIRACY o! cos I get d copyright 4 dat joke o
(RANK XEROX) lol

I hope my VISA LOTTERY comes out successful!!!
ADIEU NAIJA.

A girl accidentally saw her IGBO Lover withdrawing money from an ATM, She quickly compose an SMS and sends to him."Sweetheart, If you are sleeping, send me your DREAMS; If you are laughing, send me your LAUGHTER; If you are eating , send me your FOOD; If you are crying send me your TEARS; If you are using your ATM, send me the MONEY". The Igbo guy replied " I DEY SHIT, lol

It’s a crazy world we live in, and sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
Imagine this:

Woman: hello, good morning.
Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for u today?
Woman: Please I will like two tickets to the A.Y live show holding this weekend.
Radio Station: well, you can have the ticket only if u can play a prank on someone on air and make them believe it.
Woman: No problem, what do u want me to do?
Radio Station: Are u married? Do u have kids?
Woman: Yes, I’ve been married for 10 years and I have a 9 year old son and a 5 year old daughter.
Radio Station: OK, good. This is what u will do, u will call your husband and tell him he is not the father of your son.
Woman: (laughs) wow, that’s a big one.
Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad u want the tickets, and anyway we will be live on air listening to you and will step in to tell him it’s all a prank. So u are ready?
Woman: Ok, I’m ready, let’s do this cos I really want to go for the show.
Radio Station: Alright, give us his number let’s call him and do a 3 way, where is he right now?
Woman: He is in the office, this is his number………………………………!!!!(Radio Station calls the husband and do a 3 way phone call without the husband knowing he is on the air……………………!!!)
Woman: hello darling.
Husband: hi love, missing me already?
Woman: Yes dear, how is work dear?
Husband: Good, missing u too baby, can’t wait to get back home and make sweet love to u all over again like we did this morning
.Woman: Me too love. But ….em…, em……there is something I want to tell u.
Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear, but let’s make it quick cos I have a meeting in 5 minutes.
Woman: U know I love u?
Husband: Yes I do.
Woman: And we have promised to always be sincere to each other.
Husband: Yes we did.
Woman: And we are Christians that believe in Christ and would do as Christ will do.
Husband: U are starting to scare me dear, please, what’s this about?
Woman: Something happened in my office 9 years ago.
Husband: Please tell me, what’s happened?
Woman: The annual xmas party we have every December in the office, 9 years ago I got so drunk and had sex with a co-worker. I swear I was so drunk I did not know what I was doing and em….em…, em……… u are not the father of our son.
Husband: WHAAAATTTT ??
Woman: I just felt I should let u know. But I don’t even talk to the guy anymore; it was just a one off thing
Husband: and u are just telling me now? Are u insane? Do u know what this will do to me?Woman: I’m sorry love; I just wanted to get it off my
chest.
Husband: I can’t believe u would do this to me; this is crazy, I’m so mad with u right now.
Woman: I’m so sorry my love, please don’t be mad with me, I just felt I should confess and then u can forgive me like the true Christians we are.
Husband: U are crazy. U want forgiveness? Ok, u too forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 years.
Radio Station: HOLY SHIT !!!!!
Woman: What did u say?
Husband: U heard me; after all, u are in the mood to confess and be forgiven, so I’ve also given u my own confession so we can be on the same page. Is there someone on the phone with u?

Radio Station: sir, this is a live show, u are on the air right now, we asked your wife to play a prank on u to that u guys can get two tickets to go watch the AY live show this weekend.
Husband: Oh shit !!!
Woman: Are u serious Tell me, are u serious?
Radio Station: wow, this is not what we expected sir.
Husband: I can’t talk right now……………… (Phone cuts).

IF U WERE 2 BE D WIFE, WHAT WILL U DO? LIKEWISE D HUSBAND, WHAT WILL U DO?

Keyamo All The Way!!!
No Peace For The Heartless Rogues Like Bank-Ole And His Second-Calabash
Let Justice Prevail Jor!!!

Greetings!

I drive a 1995 Honda Bulldog and had an accident that affected the wheels and airbags.
I'd like to know the price of the shocks, tie-rods, hubs, shafts, door handle and if possible another steering with airbags.

Also can I get a remote key/keyless entry for the car and how much as the keys came without remote.

Thanks for the good job sir.

Honda Bulldog (97 model)
Files 2 large 2 upload pix, send e-mail for pix of the Car at accident scene and before the accident, repair is ongoing but the steering airbag is out and A/C gas needs topping. Every other thing ok
Price: 500k
Location: Abuja

Are The Airbags Intact?

I guess most of you will agree with me dat we still have some nice designs (especially if you reside in Abuja).
Lets not be 2 hasty in bringing down other people's professions but rather encourage them.

Lets also remember that the climatic, economic and security conditions in Greece, UK and USA differs from that of Nigeria, therefore, you don't expect the use of some materials, tastes and designs you see there else most of you guys running your mouths like dirty waters would be orphans, widows/widowers, childless and sick by now.

Stop acting like kids from fustrated homes/families.

@ Poster, I wonder what you do for a living (if you have any) and what +ve influence your contributions has brought 2 your field.
See +vity rather than -vity. LOL

How much can i get a RAV4 like this one 2 Abuja?

U CAN NEVER FIND ME IN A PMT BUS AS I SEE THEIR DRIVERS AS HEARSE DRIVERS.

MAY THEIR SOULS REST IN PEACE AND NOT IN PEACE MASS TRANSIT

I love dat dog, quickly spoke with its legs,
B4 dem turn am 2 anoda victim of circumstance