₦airaland Forum

WISE QUOTES....

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)

4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014 )
ENJOYYY!!

As a maths gurus,I almost failed it until I read it twice!........................maths maths maths,I love maths

Guys lets take things serious oooo...... I know we ar friends here but we must have boundaries...... Who gave the president of Nigeria my phone number?í í° evening all

Guys lets take things serious oooo...... I know we ar friends here but we must have boundaries...... Who gave the president of Nigeria my phone number?í í° evening all

,Please you guys should ignore the rumors that the central bank of Nigeria is trying to use my picture for the #2000 Naira note. Yes, its true but I rejected the offer for security reasons. Thanks㰮.. .. #Happy #New

When Buhari was elected as President of Nigeria..a man trekked from Lagos to Abuja.

We thought it was just youthful exhuburant..We didn't know it was Prophetic.

Now everybody is trekking to their different destination.. No fueL

A man fell into a well and was screaming for help. His wife came with a rope to help. The man looked @ d rope and said "how much did u buy d rope"? The wife said "#1 500" still in d well, d man shouted "what"! Return it to dat shop now, go to mama Queen's shop down d street she sells it for #300..... Hurry up b4 i die here!! Which tribes do u think this man belong to? A. Ijebu B.Igbo C.Hausa D.Yoruba

Lolz ....- don't cheat

pls i need ur advice...................... .....
I told my dad 2day dat i won a scholarship 2 read medicine in UK, he was very happy dat he order my mum 2 slaughter 2 chicken 4 celebration and we popped champagne, before i knw he sold his car and collect loan without even telling me , he gave #200,000 as thanksgiving in church and he even divorced his second wife, now i' ve been thinking of how 2 tell him that it was April fool. Dont laugh alone, share it 2 others and make dem happy, happy new month.

God heal this lady for us....chai

,After the March APRIL FOOL a fool a fool 㰍
㡭ake we FOOL as I FOOL I fool I fool 㰍
e㡮joy yourself as we FOOL we fool we fool 㰍
㡥ven your Boo get a FOOL a fool a fool㰍
And only a FOOL will sing this too a fool a fool 㰍
APRIL FOOL 㰍 thanks for being a FOOL,,,,,,,,,