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RomanceRe: Attention Ladies ! by bisii(f): 1:05pm On Sep 13, 2007
acidrop:
shocked shocked shocked :owow, lucky am into can drinks
u`re not as  lucky as u think girl, al they need is a drink, whether in a can or cup, don't matter

i`ld tell u ow these things work, the tabs r so tiny that, u barely notice it even if its between the fingers
now what they do is, just distract u for one sec, n thats it,
u`ve got the stuff in your drink evn while holdin it in your hands{i`m trustin u to paint a vivid pic as i`m too lazy to go into details yeah}

after which, you're a done deal for them

for others who just let the guys get the drink at the bar for them while they wait{as they think they r makin him do what they want}
all he has to do is slip it into the drink before he gets there, {n he majestically hands over your drink to u like u wanted him to rite wink}
 then you're a done deal for himmmmmmmmm,

now there r others who go with him n get the drink, smart enough to hold it all through n then unsmart to drop it at some point to dance{to that very intrestin tune u gottta shake your booty to}, after which they come back to it, which is fine except that, its enough time to av gotten something slipped into it, after all u were too busy shakin your booty,  grin grin

so my dear peeps{as guys can be victims too grin grin grin}, if u fall into that category, u`re lucky enough that nothin`s happened to u
but u mite not be as lucky next time,  wink wink

want to kno what i do?

i av my drink n my car , drink enough when i`m bout to step into that club/bar/wherever,
throw a gum in my mouth, n some mints in my pocket, n the minute i step in my lips r  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
til i`m out,  wink wink wink wink wink wink,


n if i av to take a drink, it`l be water, i don't even trust the peeps at the bar, n i aint jokin,
after which when i`m satisfied, i chuck away,  wink wink wink smiley smiley smiley smiley

boy av i done some talkin or what,  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Your Marital Status? by bisii(f): 12:08pm On Sep 13, 2007
ayo84:
I'm still searching
i met someone last month,we started hanging out and i wanted to pop the question,but yesterday i saw another girl,and oh my God I'm really confused, i don't know whom to choose,so you can say I'm still searching.
trust me, u`re gonna keep seein somone who`s hotter,sexier,finer , name it,
so my dear if u feel something for that girl then pop it k, wink wink
RomanceRe: She Has A Child: by bisii(f): 11:23am On Sep 13, 2007
for a guy, i wont
gets too complicated afterwards really, wink wink

wont be fallin for no guywith a kid, wink wink
RomanceRe: Sometime I Bled In My Soul,crying And Feeling Hurt by bisii(f): 7:07pm On Sep 12, 2007
@ ola, well, i`m kind of feelin u, kind of
so whats this plenty plenty u`ld advice her to do??
RomanceRe: My Ex Wants To Have Lunch And A Talk! by bisii(f): 2:12pm On Sep 12, 2007
i strongly advice u dont meet up with him babes really, watever was dead could awaken all of a sudden{not that u`ld intentionally let that happen}
it`ld just happennnnnnnn,

so babes stay happy where u r n let the past be, the best u can do is talk via phone!!!!! wink wink
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Is A Virgin. Shuld I Disflower Her? by bisii(f): 7:52pm On Sep 10, 2007
grin grin grin grin ;, nawa ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wonders shall never cease, meanwhile what kinda juice u talkin bout abeghuh?? grin grin grin

meanwhil, i think both of u r too young to be doin this k, just grooowwwww up first!!!! wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: She is 30, I'm 28, she want to dump me by bisii(f): 7:45pm On Sep 10, 2007
i dont kno what to say, grin grin
CareerRe: What Do You Really Love to Do? by bisii(f): 5:40pm On Sep 10, 2007
tkb417:
@bisii
yeah thats why im always praying to God
i forgot. i love watching Man United play.
,

kkkkkkkkkkkkk, keep at it then!!! wink wink
FamilyRe: I Have A Confession " I Slept With My Foaster Father And Now Am Carrying His : by bisii(f): 5:29pm On Sep 10, 2007
thats reallllllllly sad, but hey , shit happens

sure u`ld get over it, but whatever the case is, try not to abort the kid k!!!

goodluck!!!!
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by bisii(f): 7:37pm On Sep 09, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin

u`re crackin me up girl, dont step on toes o!!!!!!!!
nice pic u got there tho!!!!, better than the other as it shows more, u kno what i mean!!!! wink wink
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by bisii(f): 7:31pm On Sep 09, 2007
grin grin, so those who dont r sort of what?? :, grin grin
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by bisii(f): 7:22pm On Sep 09, 2007
n who was that forhuh huh huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Where And How Did You Meet Your Partner? by bisii(f): 7:06pm On Sep 09, 2007
was startin to wonder too u kno, grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Here's My 419 Experience, Whats Yours? by bisii(f): 5:37pm On Sep 09, 2007
@wham, yeah i guess,

@the topic, i`ve not really had any cuz man i`m way tooooooooo cautious of such things, but hey one cane never be too careful i guess!!!!

but my sis was a victim n her story`s similar to that of wham`s friends bro-inlaw, and so was my closefriend!!!!!!
twas funny afterwards tho but scary when it happened!!!
BusinessRe: At What Point Are You A Millionaire? by bisii(f): 8:06pm On Sep 08, 2007
happinesso:
I think that is when you have up to a million in
your bank account without your wife's knowledge.
If she does, she will remained you all your promisses.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked, do u really believe that??
cuz thats so , saaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddd

is that what ur wife would dohuh? grin grin grin
CareerRe: What Do You Really Love to Do? by bisii(f): 5:15pm On Sep 08, 2007
tkb417:
i love to worship God but sin wont let me. they are just too much
i love meeting sexy,curvy babes
i love to sleep
i love to think, create a biz idea and make money
i love to nibble on nipples grin grin grin- i told u i sin too much. God help me
grin grin grin grin grin, May God really help u,


i love to love GOD,
i love to chat n meet peeps
n i love to sleeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!! grin grin grin
after which comes, music,movies n more movies,
then the books n gamessssssssss!!!!!!! wink wink wink
FamilyRe: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by bisii(f): 8:45pm On Sep 07, 2007
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bisii:
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soulpatrol:
my bros, ok e be like say u no get sister or girlfriend, but i go try break am down for u small grin PMS - premenstrual syndrome, usually the time when a woman is going through her, em, menstrual cycle, and she's "suffering" from so many uncomfortable things like bad mood, body pain, mild depression, bloating, u name it, all at the same time. in short, very irritable. u might want to be very careful around her otherwise any slight things from u, and she fit literally chew your head off! tongue
i hope i made some sense sha grin
thats soooooooooooo unnice soulpatrol, grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by bisii(f): 8:43pm On Sep 07, 2007
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soulpatrol:
my bros, ok e be like say u no get sister or girlfriend, but i go try break am down for u small grin PMS - premenstrual syndrome, usually the time when a woman is going through her, em, menstrual cycle, and she's "suffering" from so many uncomfortable things like bad mood, body pain, mild depression, bloating, u name it, all at the same time. in short, very irritable. u might want to be very careful around her otherwise any slight things from u, and she fit literally chew your head off! tongue
i hope i made some sense sha grin
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FamilyRe: Would You Marry A Girl Who Earns Twice Your Salary? by bisii(f): 4:38pm On Sep 07, 2007
i simply wooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by bisii(f): 10:40am On Sep 07, 2007
huh huh huh huh, and topic issssssssssssssss, HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE SPICEY!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by bisii(f): 9:22am On Sep 07, 2007
kaydee:
I'm so sure You're not watching
grin grin grin grin, thot i was the only one thinkin that way!!!! grin grin grin
FamilyRe: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by bisii(f): 4:09pm On Sep 06, 2007
boy steve:
Thats d more reason you will have to marry a club girl, cruise all d time.never a dull moment u dig?
like u`ld actually marry a clubgirl abi?? huh huh huh
FamilyRe: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by bisii(f): 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2007
ehie, trust me u`ld EVENTUALLY get tired of that kinda life, trust me!!!! wink wink
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Disgusted by bisii(f): 4:04pm On Sep 06, 2007
woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, its really sad u made her go thru that, truth is u`ve got a lotta work to do,basically winnin her over n all,but most importantly,u`e got to pray for forgiveness from God Almighty,mly then can u start to revive ur relationship, all the best!! wink wink!!
FamilyRe: How Many Are U In Your Family? by bisii(f): 3:05pm On Sep 06, 2007
4 wonderful girls,
i`m the last!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin


plenty bride price abi??
TV/MoviesRe: TV Shows: Prison Break, Lost Or 24? by bisii(f): 2:56pm On Sep 06, 2007
lawyerchap:
Obviously, guys haven't seen LOST. That's the most brilliantly written TV Show you will see in a long time. Then there's 4400, and for laughs, try Ally McBeal the legal comedy.
some of us av n really we just dont dig it, [not like its that bad], just cant stand the grounds of PRISON BREAK n 24. wink wink wink

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