₦airaland Forum

Mariangeles:
Let's just hope frustrated nairalanders don't end up poisoning your mind against your wife.

why do you women change when you reach abroad?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Can't you mind your business and face front? Bitter soul. Kolanut brain.

i go beat you comot for here. Useless olosho

oyaskii:
Man...This line up is so so strong...Good Lord

Expect lot of cameo appearances

abduleez1:
Couldn't agree more.
Have you watched the Amina movie? I just know I loved the trailer when I watched it but I haven't crossed paths with the movie link. I really love that event and want to see how it plays out.

I want to start seeing Hollywood telling TRUE African tales or OUR local producers start collaborating with them like EbonyLife/Netflix deal.
Not those appropriation we see Hollywood do regularly regarding the continent.

I still crave a decent budget tale of the Benin Empire at its height of influence. I've watched "IYore" and don't like how it ended for the Empire even tho it's partly true. That's one place where alternative history works best.

can you help me identify the regional accent hollywood adopts in their african based films? E.g Wakanda, hotel rwanda, last king of scotland, black hawk down, coming to america, blood diamond.

3RNEST:
Wow, going to be Dope, happy to see some Nigerian cast, not like Black Panther, No single Nigerian Cast...

where the fùck is thandie newton my wife and mother of my kids?

Dannyset:


Life shouldn't be too difficult.

I don't envy these people at all. Their choices deny them a lot of things, but then, it's a service to God.


That BUGA song can't be ignored by anybody, even the Pope.

She's a cute, good dancer.

where is it written in the Bible that you should serve God single?

gasparpisciotta:
I love reverend sisters

have you fúcked one before?

arthurwillia:
Which rainy day? He. Can as well have a good savings for rainy day from working close to home.. if he’s not the Typ that gets sick so much hmo is nothing
Like I said there’s more to job than pension and hmo, is the job a long term thing or short term.. short term go for ikeja
long term go for ikoyi and find a way to move closer to ikoyi

na only you dey speak my mind for here. He can as well find somewhere nearby to roost. On weekends he goes back to alimosho.

Rickmann:
The first thing to consider in Lagos State when it comes to job offers is closeness to home.. Lagos isn't like every other state where you can shuttle easily within proximity.

Example, a 50k job in most states can be equated with an 80k job in lagos after ur checks and balances.

Lagos is the headquarter of stress no matter ur location.. so in ur case, choose wisely.

he can relocate and come on weekends

Starboytwo:
Just forget the money and dobo her even if na once, so that the regret nor go pain you much.

you get any babe wey I fit shag.

LUAN1:
you have been scammed Op, many Nigerian girls are using this borrowing format to scam any guy who SIMPed around Them, this happened to me too few weeks ago, met this girl which I liked so much, I asked for her number she refused, I Ignored her for a while, after many months she came by herself to give me the number, the moment she gave me the number my instinct told me that she wants to bill me because she probably saw me as a SIMP, that same evening while we were chatting, she started the billing, she indirectly asked me of 3k saying the Chase her sister out of school that she wish she could get 3k to send to he sister, I Ignored her, month later, she messaged me to help her with 1k to complete something, I Ignored again, few months again she massage me again to borrow her 5k that wen she come back From work she will refund it, I Ignored her the 3rd time , that was how she stopped chatting with me. Girl where no dey gree come my house,

correct nigga. if na simp dey go don send

God1000:
I used to borrow one of my female school friends money too.

But we were just friends, just on platonic level, no feelings involved.

Each time I borrowed her money, she would return it.

and you didn't use the opportunity to fúck her. you are an idiot

Deborah98:
Nnukwu nwoke. I love Anambra guys. So hardworking and resilient but unfortunately I hardly make them my friends because they .....

olosho

Rastaramsey:
Fine girl thief

See as she be....

Those creatures keep wandering up and down in a store, you go think say them wan buy the whole place

Naso them catch one girl dey steal for ShopRite sango otta
I just dey laugh no
She fine die...

I rep ojuore

PastorFire:
Deployment has been slated for June 27th..Check Nasim official page on Facebook. We would receive July stipend.

which one is two weeks training in camp? newton2024, hermoso33

pozehnani:
Tell you thank you for what?

Reminds me of long time ago, when I told my ex, have you not come? After he got up and dragged me closer again. He said " what's wrong with you " lol...
I just told him, abeg abeg, e don do. No peel my body for me,

Anyways, it's your cross. I wanna believe you saw this coming while dating but you didn't think anything of it. You were enjoying it. Now you want to back out. Please carry your cross.

My 2 cents to you. do the little you can and leave it before you die for nothing. She'll move on to another banger.

callidora ashiraweaithy, does size matter?

sisisioge:
In addition to letting her be on top to run her out of energy in different positions, do a lot of pre-intimacy....it runs girls out of steam before the actual thing...that way she is almost ready to come before you....

By the way, didnt you see the memo about the importance of matching sexual levels with one's partner to avoid sorry stories? One partner will always feel bad if you're not at par...you dont want to hear what she really thinks about you or even says to her friends. Una no dey hear word

I just want to tongue your klit, make it hard. You ve been a bad girl

Klass99:
I don't mean to laugh, but this part of your narrative made me laugh. You need to change strategy, the whole scenario & love making session you described is enough to exhaust any sane person. I felt exhausted just reading and imagining it.

Can you stimulate her clitoris with your fingers or mouth instead, until she cums, then you mount her, take your pleasure and all of you rest? You need to have a conversation with her, no matter how difficult it seems. An honest conversation where you both express your sexual preferences in bed, what turns you on, what gets you to climax sooner rather than later and anything else that matters to each of you. Hopefully, all of which is natural and not unnatural.

I don't know any woman who likes being taken for as long as you described, there's the risk of becoming dry and bruised the longer a session takes. Additionally, penetrative sex doesn't cut it for most women, because there's little to no contact with the clitoris (which is most women's pleasure point). Re-think your strategy and have that conversation or you let her get on top and do all the work till she climaxes.

Gosh! So you spoil like this and you go dey do like Reverend sister for here. Any time I see you you are always rebuking one or the other

nihilistjnr:
Lukaku let me down.

I had such high hopes,but its clear that his physique can't work in fast paced EPL, and he's not skilled enough to play tappy football.

If he dropped like 10kg, that boy would be a weapon. I believe that's what Conte did in Italy.

Far more disappointing were his antics - that interview was unacceptable. His repeated sulking was not commendable.

I'm sure he'll do fine in Italy. I'm very disappointed with how things have gone, but that's still my guy. I've been a fan of his since he was 15, and I understand that not everybody is in this game ti be the greatest, some of us just want to make enough to live in Nice cribs, drive nice whips, and fück baddies.

Lukaku is at that stage in his life where he can't kill himself, which is fair enough. That's always going to be my guy. It's just a shame he didn't deliver for us.

Chelsea is a wicked club. Same way they destroy the career of ziyech, Salah, de bruyne and werner. Any players going there should run for their dear life

Today is abduleez1 birthday. Let me pray for you. In the mighty name of Jesus you shall swallow money.

abduleez1:
Okay...

that would be psychotic

Kaycee7:
Weekend Movie

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)

why does it look like a 20th century blockbuster

Devvy4:
Haaland will have a release clause of 150m next 2 years

and you think mancity will release him

Devvy4:
Alaba international

do you know alaba is a prince from ogere through his dad and His mom is Filipino

Devvy4:
50th goal for club and country this season!

paedophile that slept with under age prostitute

Purpl3:
If Jovic goes to Getafe and he doesn't prove himself then he should kiss Real Madrid goodbye.

who will replace benzema when he's tired?

usbcable:
If Lord Vasquez stays on he too will get there ooo

what's special about Vazquez? what can he do?

I've never seen Southgate smile. Jodera, bluemann, popiziano, airmark, raum have you seen him smile?

Jostoman:
e dey pain you? There is nothing you and other miscreants can do or say that can bring down my tiwa Savage and other artists that participated in Endsars protest.

simp. you are a disgrace to men

Seun360:
Toto wey all the men dem for Richmond Estate don Bleep finish, even Falz sef don chop am clean mouth.

you wan chop tok true

Would thanos idea of wiping half of the universe work in this era looking at the growing population of the world? Guys