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|Sports / Re: Lionel Messi: Javier Tebas 'Ready' For Messi's Departure by Bitchiamjay(m): 7:17am On Nov 18|
DEHVEHLOP:You really need a brain check. Please be fast about it. Your mental health is at risk.
|Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Burna Boy Rehearse 'Ginger' Together Ahead Of Live Performance (Video by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:22pm On Nov 16|
slawormiir:You too dumb!
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Wins More Votes Than Any Candidate In US History, Breaks Obama's Record by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:36pm On Nov 04|
DenreleDave:You’re so delusional!
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Complains As Result Tilt Towards Biden's Favour by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:36pm On Nov 04|
Jeromejnr:I laugh in prophecy.
|Politics / Re: #endsars: Heavy Security At Aso Rock Gate As Thugs Besiege Eagle Square by Bitchiamjay(m): 5:40pm On Oct 20|
Why are they protecting the lifeless human ? Isn’t he lifeless already ? Let them in jare .
|Politics / Re: Heavy Gun Fire Right Now At Awkuzu SARS, Anambra State by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:32am On Oct 17|
AsomughaChuks02:you must be a sars officer. It’s clearly written all over your posts.
|Crime / Re: James Nwafor & The Armageddon Called The Awkuzu SARS: An Eye Witness Account by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:30pm On Oct 16|
SavageMaster:What were you expecting from a drunkard ? I bet he sacked that bloody beast because of the pressure mounted on him.
|Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Joins EndSARS Protest In Lagos by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:51pm On Oct 10|
Dimmatic:I don’t get , so because they called Tacha all sort of names, they should do the same to Mercy ? You don’t know what they call Grace ?
|Politics / Re: Sirika Accused Of Withholding Staff Salaries To Fulfill Governorship Ambition by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:09pm On Oct 09|
That stated up there is nothing but the fuuckin truth! Hadi sirika is a fraud! During the time of likes of Stella Oduah, Chidoka, Ortom , FAAN staffs receive salaries on 25th or 26th of the month. This fraudulent man came in and everything changed. I know a woman who told her pastor to put her job in prayers, she works for FAAN, she said this fraudulent sirika is hellbent to sell the airports and it could lead to massive unemployment.
|Celebrities / Wizkid, Burna Boy & Skepta In Studio Making New Music! by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:39pm On Oct 08|
A video of the three music stars surfaced o the internet on the 7th of October 2020 where the trio was spotted in the studio vibing to a new sound.
Burna who was spotted during his session vibing to the sound from the studio said "omo I don sing plenty for here" while the video was soundless during Wizkid's session.
Both artistes have been caught recently in London partying and having fun, but then again,. with creatives, what is fun without coming out with a creative end result, and in this case, good music?
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|Celebrities / Re: Shafy Bello Celebrates Her 50th Birthday With Lovely Pictures by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:21am On Oct 08|
Shaffy bello? 50?
I find this hard to believe.
|TV/Movies / Re: The Amount Each 2020 BBNaija Housemate Got While In The House by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:02pm On Oct 01|
Laycon cash out big time sha.
The biggest losers are those who voted and those who donated Gofundme for Erica.
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|Celebrities / Re: Mercy Lambo Gifts Herself Range Rover Velar On Her Birthday- PICTURES by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:16pm On Sep 29|
I heard Tacha was sneak dissing her for photo shoot, it’s obvious she hasn’t gotten over with that disqualification saga.
One is busy gifting herself cars.
The other is busy on Twitter sneak dissing with her fans.
When davido said “ I sent trends not Twitter stans”, we thought he was blabbing.
|Politics / Re: 9 Ways To Save Your Electricity Consumption by NERC by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:14pm On Sep 29|
oz4real83:This is for prepaid meters actually.
|Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:36am On Sep 20|
Willzz:James ibori is different from Theiftunubu. He doesn’t interfere with the affairs of the state and party publicly. He’s behind doors doing his things unlike that bald short man in Lagos.
|Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:09am On Sep 20|
OriakuAmara:Those Lagos cowards na fuus.
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|Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:55pm On Sep 14|
IamLucy:Lool you’ve got retentive memory. How have you been ? You have any active social handle I can dm you ?
|Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 8:19pm On Sep 10|
|Crime / Re: How Hushpuppi's Instagram Posts Prompted His Arrest (Video) by Bitchiamjay(m): 6:54pm On Aug 22|
This guy's foolishness is second to none. I heard the mumu had his phone number and email linked to his Instagram. Let him rot in jail for 600years.
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|Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by Bitchiamjay(m): 2:38pm On Aug 18|
This one is wondering how Burna boy made the song .
Who made the beat ?
Who are these people?
Wetin I dey find here ?
What’s happening ?
Wetin dey really sup ?
Meanwhile I love that Real life track ft Stormzy , that’s my Fav on the album .
|TV/Movies / Re: Kiddwaya Spent ₦3.1M On Private Jet From Abuja To Lagos For Bbnaija 2020 by Bitchiamjay(m): 3:43pm On Jul 25|
It’s obvious this one came for the fame and not the money.
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|TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:03pm On Jul 22|
The Gentlemen .
|Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:58pm On Jul 21|
|TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: So Laycon Featured Chinko Ekun, Reminisce In Fierce (video) by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:03pm On Jul 20|
The educated ones you read since Adam , what has it yield for you ? What is educated about this shitty country for Fvck sake ? Save the mature card for your kids at home .
|Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:30pm On Jul 17|
Been strolling through the gram and saw this bïtch I like ‘
Reminds me of riri cause their forehead looks alike’
Blow her feed with emojis ‘ prepared for the Chula psych’
Slid into her dm with my brand new puma bike‘
Hello Tuna pie ‘ I’d love to know you more
Two text no reply that’s when I knew something’s wrong ‘
I did nothing wrong just that girls loves attitude ‘
Text em Are you good ? Then see em’ acting rude ‘
So when next you sliding too ‘ make sure your pocket greased up ‘
Or ready for the cold replies that could make your sockets freeze Fvck !
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|Romance / Re: Viral Photos Of 52-year-old Woman Who Looks Incredibly Young And Beautiful by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:21pm On Jul 08|
Isn’t this Rogirl ?
|Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:51pm On Jul 08|
Let’s fifty this shit that’s words from the hustle hoe
The Chula's in No tell motel better stay outta trouble or
My Glock cõck up ‘ ain’t no listen to double talk ‘
Shoot groupies while I stay secluded ‘ Knuckle puck ‘
I see your girl seen me before ‘ Perhaps it’s Deja Vu s.
I heard she sings good ‘ it’s never news ‘
My late Cuban bitch sings better ‘ she was her muse ‘
Ain’t no margie sings way better than ma Celia Cruz’
I miss her ‘ Fvck! Fvck!! Death !
Driving down Woodlawn Cemetery to drop some wreath ‘
“I was paid to paint houses” The thug confessed
Wish I filled my Glock with oxygen when she was shot of breath’
It’s all revenge when I slaughter the dip ‘
Butcher with stick ‘
Aint no piccaninny gettin an erection when I cut out his meat ‘
Imma murder his bitch ‘
Whip his daughter with stick ‘
Press charges and watch me johnnie Cochran this shiit !
|Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:18pm On Jul 06|
Biitch don’t speak ‘ just swallow it .
|Politics / Re: Hushpuppi: Protesters At US Embassy Demand Investigation Of Atiku by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:15pm On Jul 06|
Paid protesters .
|Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:54pm On Jul 02|
Fvck how you think youse where the world revolve ‘
You left me away still doesn’t change the world ‘
You living ‘ I’m living ‘ we both living for ‘
The children‘ The Xanax and the four ‘
It’s plenty of time I recall how I spent my years on drugs ‘
I inhale ‘ I inject ‘ they all stick to my bloods ‘
I think my kidney pleading pleading with my lungs ‘
It isn’t my fault organs ‘ i said with a shrugs ‘
I see rookies acting like they did shit ‘
Acting like they mixed Pearl and four in dishes ‘
Acting like they missed classes for blue tongue ‘
Acting like they missed bitches appointments to burn ‘
Ganja , Acting like you rich but youse a pauper’
I know things you do under ‘
I know you barely feed but act you bin white truffles ‘
I know your blood pressure regimen’ I know they high bubble ‘
I know you preach rap ‘ I know the five Gospels’
I know you sing trad ‘ I know the Dylan Nobel.
|Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 6:45pm On Jul 01|
Single for a reason
Yeah ‘ I know you see the title and say this guy stupid.
Never been loved or fall in love or shot by Cupid ‘
Been single for twelve years after I broke up with women that’s putrid ‘
Breakup notes wasn’t quite lucid
Lemme tell you reason why I wrote this song‘
The wickedness ‘ the viciousness I took this long ‘
She kept going back and forth like it’s ping pong ‘
My spirt told me ring the bell ‘ Ding Ding Dong ‘
I never wanted to involve third party into this’
But Jessica is puta ‘ she never rest her clitoris ‘
Saturday with Derek ‘ Sunday with Norris ‘
Monday with Kenny ‘ Thursday with Morris ‘
Friday for me and we drove to Reddy wines ‘
Sat her down and we spoke plenty Times’
Gave her advice like a dad gave his child ‘
Told her Jessica ‘ this shit you doing irks me’
I’m your man but you treat me like I’m some children ‘
I loved you but I’ve always been the fill in ‘
I wish you the best ‘ consider this over moment I leave this building ‘
Two months without Jessica’ I feel like new born ‘
Face so paled ‘ I feel like who mourned ‘
Watching my neighbor kids play‘ I feel like too bored ‘
Rolling on the floor like I’m on a futon ‘
Took a ride downtown to grab a blue corn ‘
Kept making U - turn
And came across this bombshell’
I usually don’t do this at night but I had to propel ‘
Hello dear ‘ Name is Jay and you are ? Rochelle’
Exchanged digits’ God sent !
Did the things we always do ‘ you know that things we do ‘
Fast forward to 3weeks ‘ started dating but never had sex , look
Text her “ Baby , I miss you and I’d love to feel you too.”
She reply “ Xoxo I can’t wait to see you soon‘ “
Two days later ‘ she showed up at my crib ‘
Damn ‘ Baby you fine ‘ I blurted outta my lips’
Ssssh’ she uttered with a kiss ‘
Hands ran down to her hips ‘
She cut the kiss and said “ I really wanna tell you something .”
I replied “ Can you save it for later , we at the middle of something “
She started pulling her panties ‘ felt like stuntin’
And then I saw someth’n dropped in’ like a long dick !
I screamed and fainted !
Now you see the reasons I prefer staying single ?
These bitches trippin ‘ too young to start having wrinkles’
Oh now you see the reasons I don’t wanna mingle ‘
The bitches freakin’ it’s written on the shingle ‘
Written on shingle ‘
Yeah I was right !
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