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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi: Javier Tebas 'Ready' For Messi's Departure by Bitchiamjay(m): 7:17am On Nov 18
Messi Lionel is a millionaire in dollars

Lionel Messi is a billionaire in Naira (you can see that he's richer than all Igbos DEVELOPERS home or abroad, just like Kwara state is bigger than the the whole Biafraland!)

Lionel Anifowose Messi is the only centillionaire in the whole Franco fone nations in West Africa.

I don't even know what to write about Nnamdi Kanu and Evans....

Anyway, we still have some things good about the ipobians, their soups are second to none in Nigeria
You really need a brain check. Please be fast about it. Your mental health is at risk.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Burna Boy Rehearse 'Ginger' Together Ahead Of Live Performance (Video by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:22pm On Nov 16
damnnn niggarrrr
Wizkid and burna boy my real niggarrrrs...two talented niggeeeeees

Not that untalented moda fuckkking frogged voice called davido who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still dishes out dogg shitt to his fans...
Untill davido learn how to sing...he ain't making my play list that goes like this:
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Burna boy
Katty pery
Bruno Mars
WizKid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone( the music wizard)
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..
You too dumb!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Wins More Votes Than Any Candidate In US History, Breaks Obama's Record by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:36pm On Nov 04

Our master told us on Facebook to be rejoicing 3 hours ago, Chai N K must be in severe pain now

Ehn, the money dt We used to campaign in the East was a loan, how do we pay back now that our son Trump Chukwuemeka Donald didn't win grin grin cheesy grin

Chai.... Chukwu Abiam why why WHY..

We supported saraki, he drowned. We supported jimi agbaje, he drowned, we supported Wike during edo election and now General Wike is dealing with us.... Now trump again, Biden is dealing with us. embarassed embarassed embarassed

Biden is a yoruba Muslim honestly.. Why are these yoruba Muslim always hurting us?

This is marginalization... We want our Biafra and trump Chukwuemeka ndidi will be our president.. We will give him that position to compensate Him

Trump amaka

Igbo amaka

grin grin grin grin
You’re so delusional!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Complains As Result Tilt Towards Biden's Favour by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:36pm On Nov 04
Fear not Sir. God is just tryna confound the so called wise like He did last time.

Your 2 time winnings(and even impeachment) had already been prophesied long time ago before you even thought of running for office.

So anyone wants to quote me anywhere.


Modified: For those asking for the prophecy, Google "Kim clement prophecy on Trump" on YouTube.

I laugh in prophecy.
Politics / Re: #endsars: Heavy Security At Aso Rock Gate As Thugs Besiege Eagle Square by Bitchiamjay(m): 5:40pm On Oct 20
Why are they protecting the lifeless human ? Isn’t he lifeless already ? Let them in jare .

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Politics / Re: Heavy Gun Fire Right Now At Awkuzu SARS, Anambra State by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:32am On Oct 17
SARS cannot end when armed robbers and kidnappers are still in our society. It is not only the Yahoo boys that SARS/SWAT handle.
you must be a sars officer. It’s clearly written all over your posts.
Crime / Re: James Nwafor & The Armageddon Called The Awkuzu SARS: An Eye Witness Account by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:30pm On Oct 16
How come Willie Obiano appointed the James Nwafor guy as his SSA on Security all this while without doing a background check on him?
What were you expecting from a drunkard ? I bet he sacked that bloody beast because of the pressure mounted on him.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Joins EndSARS Protest In Lagos by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:51pm On Oct 10
Nice because is from mercy? when tacha joined the protest, she was called all sort of names. I really fear Nigerians
I don’t get , so because they called Tacha all sort of names, they should do the same to Mercy ? You don’t know what they call Grace ?
Politics / Re: Sirika Accused Of Withholding Staff Salaries To Fulfill Governorship Ambition by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:09pm On Oct 09

So you are willing to throw all the achievements of the ministry under the bus because of some unsubstantiated claim based on rumours or half-truths?

Has there been anything or clause in the contract that even gives reason for you to believe something so preposterous as this?

Na wa oh, una suppose dey add filter to everything we una dey believe nau.

That stated up there is nothing but the fuuckin truth! Hadi sirika is a fraud! During the time of likes of Stella Oduah, Chidoka, Ortom , FAAN staffs receive salaries on 25th or 26th of the month. This fraudulent man came in and everything changed. I know a woman who told her pastor to put her job in prayers, she works for FAAN, she said this fraudulent sirika is hellbent to sell the airports and it could lead to massive unemployment.

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Celebrities / Wizkid, Burna Boy & Skepta In Studio Making New Music! by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:39pm On Oct 08
A video of the three music stars surfaced o the internet on the 7th of October 2020 where the trio was spotted in the studio vibing to a new sound.

Burna who was spotted during his session vibing to the sound from the studio said "omo I don sing plenty for here" while the video was soundless during Wizkid's session.

Both artistes have been caught recently in London partying and having fun, but then again,. with creatives, what is fun without coming out with a creative end result, and in this case, good music?


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Celebrities / Re: Shafy Bello Celebrates Her 50th Birthday With Lovely Pictures by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:21am On Oct 08
Shaffy bello? 50?
I find this hard to believe. shocked


TV/Movies / Re: The Amount Each 2020 BBNaija Housemate Got While In The House by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:02pm On Oct 01
Laycon cash out big time sha.

The biggest losers are those who voted and those who donated Gofundme for Erica.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Lambo Gifts Herself Range Rover Velar On Her Birthday- PICTURES by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:16pm On Sep 29
I heard Tacha was sneak dissing her for photo shoot, it’s obvious she hasn’t gotten over with that disqualification saga.
One is busy gifting herself cars.
The other is busy on Twitter sneak dissing with her fans.
When davido said “ I sent trends not Twitter stans”, we thought he was blabbing.

Congrats Mercy.
Politics / Re: 9 Ways To Save Your Electricity Consumption by NERC by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:14pm On Sep 29
These are lies. Travel for 6 months and switch off everything in your house. Come back and meet accumulated bills waiting for u even when u used zero current and there are no more fixed charges. That is why they don't want to give prepaid meters because with that, u can easily monitor your power usage and have solid evidence to prove your fraud case against them.
This is for prepaid meters actually.
Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:36am On Sep 20

Tell that to James Ibori and Deltans
James ibori is different from Theiftunubu. He doesn’t interfere with the affairs of the state and party publicly. He’s behind doors doing his things unlike that bald short man in Lagos.


Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:09am On Sep 20
kai Edo get real men unlike those tinubu worshipping cowards from that side.
cowards since time memorial
Those Lagos cowards na fuus.

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:55pm On Sep 14
Ahh dude, longest time. How've you been?!! good to hear from you. Haven't been here in forever grin damn I just remembered you introduced me to nairaland gringrin I lost the password to this mail though sad
Lool you’ve got retentive memory. How have you been ? You have any active social handle I can dm you ?
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 8:19pm On Sep 10

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Crime / Re: How Hushpuppi's Instagram Posts Prompted His Arrest (Video) by Bitchiamjay(m): 6:54pm On Aug 22
This guy's foolishness is second to none. I heard the mumu had his phone number and email linked to his Instagram. Let him rot in jail for 600years.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy And Wizkid Chilling Together With Friends In The UK by Bitchiamjay(m): 2:38pm On Aug 18
This one is wondering how Burna boy made the song .
Who made the beat ?
Who are these people?
Wetin I dey find here ?
What’s happening ?
Wetin dey really sup ?

Meanwhile I love that Real life track ft Stormzy , that’s my Fav on the album .

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TV/Movies / Re: Kiddwaya Spent ₦3.1M On Private Jet From Abuja To Lagos For Bbnaija 2020 by Bitchiamjay(m): 3:43pm On Jul 25
It’s obvious this one came for the fame and not the money.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:03pm On Jul 22
The Gentlemen .

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:58pm On Jul 21
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: So Laycon Featured Chinko Ekun, Reminisce In Fierce (video) by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:03pm On Jul 20
This poo show is back... For the next 3 months, NL will be choking us with shitty gossip talks from BBNaijai and won't let us read educative and intelligent news on this platform anymore.

The educated ones you read since Adam , what has it yield for you ? What is educated about this shitty country for Fvck sake ? Save the mature card for your kids at home .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:30pm On Jul 17

Been strolling through the gram and saw this bïtch I like ‘
Reminds me of riri cause their forehead looks alike’
Blow her feed with emojis ‘ prepared for the Chula psych’
Slid into her dm with my brand new puma bike‘
Hello Tuna pie ‘ I’d love to know you more
Two text no reply that’s when I knew something’s wrong ‘
I did nothing wrong just that girls loves attitude ‘
Text em Are you good ? Then see em’ acting rude ‘
So when next you sliding too ‘ make sure your pocket greased up ‘
Or ready for the cold replies that could make your sockets freeze Fvck !

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Romance / Re: Viral Photos Of 52-year-old Woman Who Looks Incredibly Young And Beautiful by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:21pm On Jul 08
Isn’t this Rogirl ?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 12:51pm On Jul 08
Let’s fifty this shit that’s words from the hustle hoe
The Chula's in No tell motel better stay outta trouble or
My Glock cõck up ‘ ain’t no listen to double talk ‘
Shoot groupies while I stay secluded ‘ Knuckle puck ‘
I see your girl seen me before ‘ Perhaps it’s Deja Vu s.
I heard she sings good ‘ it’s never news ‘
My late Cuban bitch sings better ‘ she was her muse ‘
Ain’t no margie sings way better than ma Celia Cruz’
I miss her ‘ Fvck! Fvck!! Death !
Driving down Woodlawn Cemetery to drop some wreath ‘
“I was paid to paint houses” The thug confessed
Wish I filled my Glock with oxygen when she was shot of breath’
It’s all revenge when I slaughter the dip ‘
Butcher with stick ‘
Aint no piccaninny gettin an erection when I cut out his meat ‘
Imma murder his bitch ‘
Whip his daughter with stick ‘
Press charges and watch me johnnie Cochran this shiit !


Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:18pm On Jul 06
Biitch don’t speak ‘ just swallow it .

Politics / Re: Hushpuppi: Protesters At US Embassy Demand Investigation Of Atiku by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:15pm On Jul 06
Paid protesters .

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:54pm On Jul 02
Fvck how you think youse where the world revolve ‘
You left me away still doesn’t change the world ‘
You living ‘ I’m living ‘ we both living for ‘
The children‘ The Xanax and the four ‘
It’s plenty of time I recall how I spent my years on drugs ‘
I inhale ‘ I inject ‘ they all stick to my bloods ‘
I think my kidney pleading pleading with my lungs ‘
It isn’t my fault organs ‘ i said with a shrugs ‘
I see rookies acting like they did shit ‘
Acting like they mixed Pearl and four in dishes ‘
Acting like they missed classes for blue tongue ‘
Acting like they missed bitches appointments to burn ‘
Ganja , Acting like you rich but youse a pauper’
I know things you do under ‘
I know you barely feed but act you bin white truffles ‘
I know your blood pressure regimen’ I know they high bubble ‘
I know you preach rap ‘ I know the five Gospels’
I know you sing trad ‘ I know the Dylan Nobel.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Bitchiamjay(m): 6:45pm On Jul 01
Single for a reason

Yeah ‘ I know you see the title and say this guy stupid.
Never been loved or fall in love or shot by Cupid ‘
Been single for twelve years after I broke up with women that’s putrid ‘
Breakup notes wasn’t quite lucid
Lemme tell you reason why I wrote this song‘
The wickedness ‘ the viciousness I took this long ‘
She kept going back and forth like it’s ping pong ‘
My spirt told me ring the bell ‘ Ding Ding Dong ‘
I never wanted to involve third party into this’
But Jessica is puta ‘ she never rest her clitoris ‘
Saturday with Derek ‘ Sunday with Norris ‘
Monday with Kenny ‘ Thursday with Morris ‘
Friday for me and we drove to Reddy wines ‘
Sat her down and we spoke plenty Times’
Gave her advice like a dad gave his child ‘
Told her Jessica ‘ this shit you doing irks me’
I’m your man but you treat me like I’m some children ‘
I loved you but I’ve always been the fill in ‘
I wish you the best ‘ consider this over moment I leave this building ‘
Two months without Jessica’ I feel like new born ‘
Face so paled ‘ I feel like who mourned ‘
Watching my neighbor kids play‘ I feel like too bored ‘
Rolling on the floor like I’m on a futon ‘
Took a ride downtown to grab a blue corn ‘
Kept making U - turn
And came across this bombshell’
I usually don’t do this at night but I had to propel ‘
Hello dear ‘ Name is Jay and you are ? Rochelle’
Exchanged digits’ God sent !
Did the things we always do ‘ you know that things we do ‘
Fast forward to 3weeks ‘ started dating but never had sex , look
Text her “ Baby , I miss you and I’d love to feel you too.”
She reply “ Xoxo I can’t wait to see you soon‘ “
Two days later ‘ she showed up at my crib ‘
Damn ‘ Baby you fine ‘ I blurted outta my lips’
Ssssh’ she uttered with a kiss ‘
Hands ran down to her hips ‘
She cut the kiss and said “ I really wanna tell you something .”
I replied “ Can you save it for later , we at the middle of something “
She started pulling her panties ‘ felt like stuntin’
And then I saw someth’n dropped in’ like a long dick !
I screamed and fainted !
Now you see the reasons I prefer staying single ?
These bitches trippin ‘ too young to start having wrinkles’
Oh now you see the reasons I don’t wanna mingle ‘
The bitches freakin’ it’s written on the shingle ‘
Written on shingle ‘
Yeah I was right !

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