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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:44am On Oct 29, 2022
Lonely nerd, no chics, just Hi & Bye/
I made his wife hørny & depressed, now she’s my ride or die/
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:17pm On Sep 12, 2022
I’ve got bitches giving me head, my money in the bank is plenty/
Swear the only reason she’s giving you head is cuz the one you have is empty/
Politics / Re: Queen Elizabeth II: Boss Mustapha Pays Condolence Visit To UK High Commission by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:27pm On Sep 10, 2022
Rozross:
Only if they know the situation of the country they represent. Nigerians it’s time to allow big daddy Tinubu to rescue the country, no other person can do the job better


E no go better for anybody wey do you this thing.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Liz Truss Expected To Be Named As British Prime Minister Today (photo) by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:38am On Sep 05, 2022
Liz Truss is 47 years.
Tinubu is 96 years.

Person wey Queen Elizabeth use two months senior.

Naija which way? undecided

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bitchiamjay(m): 6:15pm On Aug 20, 2022
Wack and still counting, this music isn’t your thing/
I hop on the piano, bitches really pumped see/
Had your girl on fire moment I switched major C/
My tune had Alicia locked in her feels’ you couldn't free her even if you put in some keys!/
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:55am On Aug 06, 2022
ibkayee:

Nowhere o, sort of just drifted from nland lol. Longest time dear, hope you’re well smiley

Girl, it has been more than a year, I was having mixed feelings ong. Good to see you back. Yeah Yeah, I’m good lol.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:45pm On Aug 05, 2022
ibkayee:
Thor: Love and Thunder

5/10

Decent enough, I didn’t hate it

Omo wtf have you’ve been?
Crime / Re: Uduak-Abasi Akpan Sentenced To Death For Murder Of Iniubong Umoren by Bitchiamjay(m): 5:03am On Aug 05, 2022
nazicartel:
How many people have been sentenced to death without been killed uptill now. They should be fast tracking all these sentences so that our prisons won't be congested by these demons.
There's one Northern woman that killed the husband. Uptill now. We haven't heard about her again... If all these Terrorists, kidnappers etc been arrested are sentenced and killed immediately. Some of these issues would've reduced. Atleast jailbreak won't happen since they know that their members have been killed already

Lol that’s because the matter is in the court of appeal for review.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:55pm On Jul 13, 2022
I don’t diss vírgins, so I’ll withdraw fuu/
If you like no go fúck, even 12 don knack before you/

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Fires Back At Those Mocking Her Accent, I Lived & Schooled In Owerri by Bitchiamjay(m): 2:42pm On Jun 04, 2022
uchaymart:


She speaks the common English. Your expectations are just high from her being a celebrity..

Thierry Henry is from same country as Zidane yet he speaks English well.... please don't tell me he stayed in Arsenal for so many years...he came to Arsenal when he was already good with English words

Pierre Aubameyang was born in France, a Gabon national, he never played for any English side until arsenal, have you heard him speak in English?

Olivier Giroud same thing....


lol bro if you stay in France for 10 years and learn French, you’ll speak like them cuz it’s your first time learning the language. The way you’d speak the French, even the Togolese and Gabonese would think you’ are from France. KDB and VVD speaks like they are Brits. In the case of Mercy Eke, it’s totally different because the English she heard while growing up was their local “Owerri-English”. She’s used to it, you can’t change her. It’d take a lot training, effort and dedication to remove that accent from her tongue.

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Politics / Re: Saraki To Tinubu: Nigeria Bigger Than You, I Acted In National Interest by Bitchiamjay(m): 11:31pm On Jun 03, 2022
RobustRoad:
Asiwaju, Modern Lagos Architect will be the president no matter what. He is so present almost on every news

The earlier the better. I’ll advise you to visit a nearby hotel, go to the bathroom, use their towel, clean your tears and move on! Even prime minister of Oduduwa nation no go reach Tinubu. grin

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Meets APC Chairman, Five Governors by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:44pm On Jun 02, 2022
mannobi:
In all sincerity, Osinbajo should have save himself from this desperate move by going home after office. There is no way on earth he can match atiku.
Let the one with diehard loyalists slug it out with atiku.
I see an end to apc should they field prof. He is the vp but doesn't have the party acceptability like tinubu

2022 and you still believe in free and fair election, it’s either you’re still a kid or you don’t shvt about Nigerian politics. Buhari is picking a successor not a party candidate. If Buhari picks portable to succeed him, trust me you go see portable for Aso Rock.

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Reacts To Claim Of Not Completing Her NYSC, Shares Evidence by Bitchiamjay(m): 2:47pm On May 26, 2022
ufotunang:
These woman that was accused of using 290 million naira to purchase 2 bullet proof cars for herself during Jonathan administration when she was a minister of avaition...and she is still walking around freely... nawaoooo for this country naija

The one that stole 436 billion naira just won the PDP governorship primaries in rivers state.

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Forged Our Certificate – NYSC by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:16pm On May 25, 2022
drlateef:




That’s not true. Kemi’s case was genuine error caused by touts she employed to get her exemption certificate done at NYSC. Stella is a confirmed crook, she absconded from NYSC [b][/b]and forged a certificate deliberately. This is a criminal offence. Very desperate woman who was jumping all over the place from PDP to APC and back with a day. APC senator in morning applying for PDP senate seat in the afternoon. She’s the same woman who posted fake certificate on ministry of transport website. She immediately withdrew it and Jonathan did not sack her. She bought bullet proof limos with [b]billions of naira[/b]from ministry budget. That woman is a vagabond.



make una dey fear God sometimes nau! She bought bullet proof car that worths 256 million naira. She bought it to convey and for the safety of top personalities visiting Nigeria from abroad. It’s funny how they are using the bullet proof cars for the said purposes. This woman no even loot pass diezani alisson Madueke, Tinubu, Emiefele, Accountant General, Ex Nimasa boss and the so called president of this shítty country.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Burna Boy Link Up At Dior Fashion Show (Photo, Video) by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:02pm On May 20, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Wizkid and burna boy my nigggees.. ...see enough smoking.....imagine two exhaust dey together....everywhere go be smoke

My niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss

The fans of that untalented frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still dish out dogg shit crap songs won't love this

The way you drag davido into convos, one could swear you masturbate with his clips and pics before hitting the sheet! You call yourself a real nigg*r but you’re acting like a wet six years old sissy. People like you should be victim of jungle justice.
Music/Radio / Kendrick Lamar’s New Album “Mr Morale & The Big Steppers” Drops by Bitchiamjay(m): 2:36pm On May 13, 2022
Kendrick Lamar’s highly anticipated double-album Mr Morale & The Big Steppers is out.

Kendrick revealed the release of his new album Mr. Morale via a link on twitter. Later on, the tweeted link was followed by the project’s lead single, “The Heart Part 5.”

His last album in 2017’s DAMN., was the first only rap album to win the Pulitzer Prize in Music. “The Heart Part 5” was his first official single since 2018. In the meanwhile, he has featured in several songs including Beyonce, J. Cole and Busta Rhymes.

Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers, becomes his fifth official studio collection with 18 tracks that are divided into two albums.

The anticipated project has a variety of guest artists including Wu-Tang Clan luminary Ghostface Killah, Gibbons of Portishead, Summer Walker, Blxst and Beth, and Ghost face Killah.

Kendrick Lamar raps about cancel culture on “N95” lyrics like “Wtf is cancel culture I say what I want” while briefly mentioning his fiancée Whitney Alford on “Worldwide Steppers.” the song “Die Hard” gives a nostalgic feel to songs of ’80s pop.

The cover art for the album which was revealed earlier shows Alford who recently gave birth to their second child. In the picture, Lamar is crowned with thorns while holding a toddler and Alford is seated on a bed cradling an infant. They were all uniformly dressed in white coloured clothing and Kendrick was wearing khaki pants with a gun tucked into his waistband.

Sources : https://guardian.ng/life/kendrick-lamars-new-album-mr-morale-the-big-stepper-drops/

Cc: Airmark, Mynd44, LaLasticlala, Seun

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:00pm On Apr 29, 2022
Your girl left you for Diego, what a Carlos bítch, God will Jorge her/
But I wouldn’t blame somebody’s daughter/
cuz nobody wishes to end up with an empty vessel, a noisy pauper/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bitchiamjay(m): 7:26pm On Apr 27, 2022
My fat bank account got them chics all glued to me plus the boy is fuego/
His igbo girlfriend left the pauper for a Spanish guy cuz she wanted di ego/

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:43pm On Apr 27, 2022
Just got back from Italy, been catching cruise and ball’in bologna/
When I say cruise, I ain’t talking 4Runner/
Can’t believe I held this place on lockdown like I’m a fvckin corona/

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid : UCL (4 - 3) On 26th April 2022 by Bitchiamjay(m): 4:32pm On Apr 27, 2022
LOL the only chance Man City had to Bleep us (Madrid) up, they blew it up. The kind collect that awaits them in Santiago Bernebeau is yet to be seen in the history of football. grin
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Appologises, Says "Love Will Make You Do Crazy Things" by Bitchiamjay(m): 9:23am On Apr 09, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
A man like Will Smith is all I want. You men can wail from now till forever calling him a SIMP, but that man right there is the real deal.

A man who stands up for his woman deserves every good thing in the world.


The way I want to stand up for you grin
Celebrities / Re: Gistlover To Faith Morey: 'No Be Davido Papa Dey Bankroll You?' by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:25pm On Apr 05, 2022
Lol see banny Davido popsy dey lash nau! grin Omo make money for this life oo!
Politics / Re: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by Bitchiamjay(m): 1:37pm On Apr 02, 2022
LegendHero:
Peter Edochie is a foolish man, we all know that before.

This same man supported Atiku in 2019 when it’s obvious Atiku is also old and over 70 then. I can bet it that like Obi Pandora, this same man will still support Atiku if he gets PDP ticket in 2023. Is Atiku a young man?

The same man who can't advise his son from resigning from his job to support a 70+ year old Atiku presidency in 2019 that now suddenly remember he has a brain in 2023 to advise Nigerians against voting 70 years old candidate is nothing but a FOOLISH man.

Meth addict old man.

Update!!!
I can see lot of Meth addicts quoting me for being disrespectful and abusing an elder like Edochie. These are the same set of guys that come online daily to abuse Asiwaju without considering he is also an elder. So much hypocrisy.

The above is why I am reiterating again that "Pete Edochie is a compound fool!"


Your father is a compound fool!
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Jewelry Collection (Pictured) by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:20am On Mar 22, 2022
princepee:
Money get level,
Abromavic of Chelsea's wrist watch buy everything wey Davido get.

Cr7 rich pass Davido and him father join together.
Money get level.


Cr7 worths $500 million dollars. Davido’s father worths $750 million dollars. How him take rich pass am?
Politics / Re: Ex Governor Obiano's Achievements In All Sectors During His Tenure (Pictures) by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:35am On Mar 21, 2022
post=111193769:
Beautification of Upper Iweka Onitsha under Obiano
I’ve been to upper iweaka and I can say this isn’t how it looks like! Stop deceiving people with pictures. That place is filled with thieves and touts and they all worked for Obiano. I wish soludo can take drastic action.
Politics / Re: Anti-Buni Governors Plan To Revolt Against Buhari At APC Convention by Bitchiamjay(m): 10:03am On Mar 21, 2022
Y’all want to interfere in Buhari’s preferred candidate, I laugh in Swahili. Buhari can decide to handover to PDP and nothing go happen! No be una put INEC Chairman.

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