SlavaUkraini:
She is still the Mother of Joseph...

The Greatest of the 12 Sons...

She gave birth to Quality and not Quality.

So Allow Rachel to "Breathe", forget her Flaws.

Leah gave birth to Levi and Judah. Those are two quality tribes. Moses and Jesus would agree.
Yeah, Rachel should be allowed to breathe, but we must learn lessons from stories like this.

Slurity:
I AM A CHRISTAIN AND I CAN TELL YOU FOR FREE, CELESTIAL IS NOT GOD'S CHURCH. IT IS JUST A WORLDLY SOCIETY WITH ROOTED BACKGROUNG IN OCCULTIC PRACTICES. You will be shock to know that they may not even inviting those musicians, but a plan to deceive people to attend. That is the headquarters of pastors marrying multitude wives and also headquarters of single women at the same time.

Please tell us, is it the Christ or Holy Spirit in you that revealed this stance to you?

happney65:
Bitmapstudios ever read this story? I don laugh piss for body.

I have read it before. I follow the OP. I know him. He's also based in Ib.

happney65:


It is his Dad and Mum's church. He is just an omo buruku wey dey work for Satan.

Egbon, you sha want become MNK's bunkmate for Nairaland prison.

@Happney65, Turkey be acting like one Nairaland mod that time wey put your former moniker for prison.

Wahala.

NLC has tactically changed the intended strike to protest/rally. Just so they won't be in contempt of court.

@Happney65, 120girls in 2months, as in 60days oooooo! Iro shey wa ba ile aye elomi je bayii?!!!! And one Mod pushed it to the front page? Shame!!!!

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Is Following The Update

You want to report the bad news when Zuckerberg finishes Twitter, as usual.

Following.

I reserve this space for my very own brother, Happney65. He's due to return from Nairaland's maximum penitentiary tomorrow, July 1st. I'm very sure he's pained he can only view this thread from behind bars and won't be able to comment.

My brother in the Lord, this plot is for you and your return tomorrow.

Happney65, how far? Shey we go kon ask Spiritualist Ade make e for epp us check Wetin dey do Nigeria like this?

Congrats to him.

I remember when you came to 2 Div, Ibadan as a Colonel with (then, Colonel) Jiya. I remember how friendly you were to me, even as you cracked jokes.

Congrats to you, General Parker.

happney65:
Tinubu say let the poor breath. Your own breasts won't make the poor breath o..

Chai..

Egbon, e ti ya werey sir!

happney65:
BitmapStudios Egbon seun don start again..

Naim parents bin dey run am.
The tin juss dey ironic. Persin wey im papa and mama bin dey run ministry nor gree born again.

Edit:
Mi o ba sowipe egbon yen ti ya werey but I no wan chop ban.

happney65:
Okitipupa

Mine can conveniently get me to Shaki East!

Happney65, I'm surprised I didn't see your comment here sir. I was looking forward to seeing you shepe for Jide.
And of course, "nonsense and someborrry"

Happney65, Seun ti ji kuro ninu orun ese.

No where is safe again: vawulence everywhere!!!!
Even Bro. Mike gives wotowotoly!!!!

Timagex:


Dear food vendors/caterers/servers, please, stop ridiculing photographers. I don't know why you people assume we work while observing three days dry fast. What is our offence? We deserve some respect and dignity.

Potential couples, the welfare and stomach infrastructure of your media team is paramount. Assign somehow to take care of our needs. When I'm hungry, I don't usually see very well o!

Boss on it again!
I have made it part of our contract during negotiation with potential client for any event that "good" food in "decent" plates with cutleries for me and my guys and not rice without jack (because eran ti tan, shey e ni binu? ) served on a semi-dirty plate that was wiped with overused serviette paper or worse, baby wipes!

Though, it is custom to go with snacks, usually some toasts and pet bottles of coke. Or after taking some detail shots and set the lights for portraits, I ask one of the guys to go buy some hots snacks across the hotel street, just to avoid insult/embarrassment/unprofessionalism. But then, if you show us love with your party food ehn, you have a special place in our heart.

Boss Timagex, I'm lost!

finally delivered from barrenness of good news. I celebrate with you as BadNews is no longer your portion.

I thought Prof. Osofisan had retired not less than 8yrs now.

Spot on Boss!!!

I'm shocked that is "carrying" good news instead of BadNews!

Happney65, egbon, they have brought your delicacy sir.

happney65:


Yes o. Them just enter now now. Na Jesus save them or else na Ikorodu cult go use them drink palmwine.

E normal sir! Palmwine bawo?

happney65:

How far with our people that went to Ikorodu, were they able to get back the same day?

happney65:


Ahahahahahahahaa. Omo buruku with good parents. Someone said above that he is the one throwing up the baby.

Omo oshi..

What?!!!!!!
Abeg, I no wan chop ban!

Modified: one werey even said the seminar no work on their son..... I give up on you people.

parkervero:


I didn't see him but saw a name of Samson Osewa

His parents they are.

parkervero:
Will seun be on the programme?

Most likely, to ban people that misbehaves for 999years.

Happney65, Daddy ati Mummy Seun ni yen.

Unbelievable!!!! finally with a good news?!