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happney65:
My brother,Akala express bawo. Abi buy house for Ikolaba or Aerodome. Akara is the way to go mehn

Akara 2026.

Chilling in private jets with Akara money.

Isn't it my bro?

It is ooooo.
Pardon me o jare, I didn't put Alalubosa GRA there.

@Happney65, can you see the beans our Mama harvested? This akara business will help us buy house in Akala Express!

happney65, what is this?

OP, kindly note, that's a stale news. UCH since last week Friday or so, have been having power for about 14hrs a day.

muyico:
Congratulations to d lady
IG don hears
This police officer don buy market!
Either dismiss or demote
One go happens

Dismissal, Disu go take dem do scapegoat say a new sheriff don enter town.

LeeSmart:
Arsenal will be crashing out tonight😆😆

How market?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lordm:
GTbank and too much charges. Send N500 they will still take charges.

Have you tried Access? Even if you send N20, they will take their cut.

FCMB nko?
Or will it merge with a banks like Fidelity or Polaris?

Racoon:
Recall a thread where Major General V T Okoro visited his RSM when he was a young officer just joining the job. It was a rare act of humility by a senior military officer.

"Major General VT Okoro Traces Chief Sergeant Major CSM To Ibadan. "
https://www.nairaland.com/7821191/major-general-vt-okoro-traces/2#125438785

I've met Gen. VT Okoro in 2Div, Ibadan and I can say, he's a fine gentleman and approachable officer. He has a pure heart.

kafeii123:
Have you heard anyone complain about the TSA?

Remita is the platform the FG has been using for TSA.
Have you paid for any Federal government bill of any sort?

Is Remita that the FG was using a public enterprise? I don't understand the issue here, can anyone explain what the problem is with Xpress, another private enterprise?

And then, does the FG have digital and logistics platform to run the TSA without issues?

Would you become a Catholic if these questions are well answered?
Why do you bother yourself with other denominations and religion? Where did you learn it from? Which of the Apostles did you get it from?
The scripture says, '...looking unto Jesus; the author and finisher of our faith'. Why are you fixated on Catholic church? What point are you trying to prove? That your church is the best and catholic is not? And to what end?
You can do better. And you should do better.

@Happney65 will like a dislike button or enkr emoji, since he gets banned whenever he tries to sepe for some people.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Happney65, do you have Prof. Isaiq's number? Help us give this op. Muric dey always like react to things like this.

I want to believe the sum is not just for 'moving a dot up and changing the colour '. Think about the stationaries at 10 Downing Street and all UK government offices and embassies worldwide. Think about branding of other things like flags, emblems, doors, cars, and even websites.

I want to sincerely believe it's the sum of logistics cost for these things and not just the design of the logo alone.

federal9:
Immediately one put his hand inside through window to cut the protector, I used Cutlass to cut his hand. He shouted and his group ran for their lives.

He was later handed to police where he confessed and the rest were caught.

And the Police didn't ask you to come and explain why you would engage in aggravated assault and bodily harm?

Yes!
Wait, lemme explain.

Words are seeds. Word is a spirit. Even God said, "my word is spirit and life.." There's this water experiment that I once saw the video online. It was how the words affect the (crystallized?) shape of water (molecule?). When good words like, 'love, peace, e.t.c' are said around water in the lab. When it's then crystallized, it forms a beautiful shape. But when negative words like, say, 'hate, fight, e.t.c' it forms a bad shape. Science and bible both confirm that, large percentage of the human/blood is water. It is for a reason.

Now, if we believe and know that, when a believer starts singing "worldy" songs, it's only a matter of time before he/she starts manifesting those things he/she is confessing (singing). And the Devil knows this and utilizing it too, then, it's only a matter of time when that fellow singing, I have decided whilst in club become what he/she is confessing.

Person wen dem day pray for wey no talk say Amen or dey nonchalant, na matter of time, the prayer go shook am for spirit and there and then, e go become born again. Na inside beer parlour, Holy Spirit go minister to the popular Apostle Michael Orokpo, alaye self dey ge bottles before God hold im jugular.

We are in the end times and this era is not like what we've seen before, now, na aura for aura and fire for fire. If devil wan come churches dey scatter am, we sef go dey throw arrows go club dey harvest souls.

chaloskyx:
I can bet you now that Tinubu is involved they are not bringing that trophy home

Say again?

happney65:
Ahahahahahaa.. My brother iṣẹ ọwọ Abeni ni ooo..

Glory to God!!!

Have you seen Happney65? Baba's stomach disagrees with this your post.

Cyber stalking is punishable ooooo. Don't come here to cry that Police from Kogi came to arrest you in Lagos ooooo. We will read your thread and laugh you here.

DemonSlayer:
in which part of Nigeria exactly?

Outskirt of Saki East, where you can easily access Boko Haram bus. These people downplay Nigeria a lot.

*Sighs*

Now, this is funny.

Seun:
Hello Guys,

I'm throwing this question to you because it's very important. Every time I ask, "how is Nairaland?" I'm told that it is fine. If I ask what are the challenges I'm told there are none.

What are your complaints, your challenges, your issues. What are the things that can drive people away and need to be nipped?

Speak your mind, but don't be rude.

Happney65, Seun ti ji ninu orun ese.
You know he does this and still not take actions.
Nairaland is now a safe haven for tribalists and cyber bullies. They have a field day without fear of any MoD or super MoD banning them. How can they? When, Seun, most of your MoDs themselves are renowned bullies in their own right.

Nairaland used to be the platform to get breaking news. What we now get are stale news and spill offs from Twitter and even Facebook, ah Facebook!!!!

Fake news and false information were promptly deleted by MoDs but now, you will see a fake news being pushed to the front-page by a super MoD and the thread will survive over a week before being deleted. That will be days after it has been debunked on Twitter. Shame!

Seun, it's either you are living alternative reality or you're in self denial, or the people telling you 'everything is fine' are not being sincere with you - Nairaland needs a total overhaul!

After decades, one cannot dislike a pair or comment on Nairaland. You can't send a DM on Nairaland (do you think one really have to go through the email re-route? Don't you get or sent DMs on Twitter?).

Seun, all the best fun e o.

happney65:
Bitmapstudios come and see two kolomental people..

Seun and his former ololufe. Jarule abi wetin he call himself..

The two of them are moving m@dding!
JarusHub is the religious and ambitious version of Seun. Their romance is like that of Tuface and Annie -when e dey sweet, dem no invite us. E don be now, make dem no tell us.

Chimarto:
Can someone explain what this mean in details?

In UCH for example, dialysis (a mechanical process of removing the liquid waste from the blood due to kidney failure) is usually done for patients. Depending on the case, it could be as bad as every 3days. Just 1 dialysis costs 48k-50k. Which means, a patient would pay about 150k to remove waste in a week.

Now, the President has subsidized it to be 12k instead of 50k. And that patient will now budget for 36k in a week instead of 150k.

@Naptu2,

As a kid, I heard a rumour then, that, MKO was in bed with IBB. He supported IBB in many ways:
He took him to all the shrines in Yoruba land (I find this plausible, since MKO was the Aare Ona Kakanfo -Yoruba Generalissimo) to be fortified diabolical.

He supported him with his media outfit, Concord -I think you sighted an example after Buhari was ousted.

He also schemed a move to remove Buhari, then his buddy IBB would emerge and eventually allow a transition of power to him via a democratic election. Also, banning the likes of Chief Awolowo. And Awo wasn't pleased with MKO, that a fellow Ogun Statesman would thwart his chance.

Lastly and very big conspiracy -MKO knew or aided the death of Dele Giwa. I heard that, there was a whiteman (now, I'm thinking probably a foreign journalist or government agent) said, the kind of parcel bomb that was used was not from or made in Nigeria. And it was time sensitive bomb and so, would not have made it to Giwa's residence in Ikeja if it went through the proper inspection at the airport due to the time customs and immigration officials would have used. But, can only make it on time to Giwa if it was brought in via a plane owned by a very powerful individual whose plane/cargo doesn't pass through those checks and MKO was the only one at that time.

Again, I just want to know if any of these are true or if there's a link to interview, report it book, perhaps, your knowledge on any of them. Kindly mention me on your Dairy post.

Thank you.

@Naptu2, I'm not sure if you've written anything about this matter. Why IBB/Abacha annulled the election. Why Vasta was killed. And the Okon - Dele Giwa's mystery.

I would love to hear your thoughts.

AbuTwins:
Abeg which Prophecy is the culprit fulfilling?

Jesus fasted 40days and never told anyone to fast 40days! Daddy GO asked his children to fast 100days, wetin concern you wey no be hin children?

He's not supposed to be released!

Some Boys Make Fun of Elisha
Elisha went from that city to Bethel. He was walking up the hill to the city, and some boys were coming down out of the city. They began making fun of him. They said, “Go away, you bald-headed man! Go away, you bald-headed man!”

Elisha looked back and saw them. He asked the Lord to cause bad things to happen to them. Then two bears came out of the forest and attacked the boys. There were 42 boys ripped apart by the bears. Kings 2:23-25

We are Christians and not Elisha-ains: Jesus is our yardstick and not Elisha.

Trump doing his thing.