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Shibaraba:
Sat with him once. On a train. We had the nicest of chats.
We spoke about buhari, Evans and even the cost of rice. He told me he wishes to come to Nigeria that he learnt that our ladies obows are one of a kind. I even opened a nairaland account for him. Nice guy.

Let's begin our day with lies. Nigeria itself na lie

Happney65, have you read this? Baba werey ni egbon yi o.

That boy is obviously not Yoruba. She gave him a polite insult: se o gbadun?

Problem with most of us is, we fail to read terms and conditions. We just assume we know it or we will find out along the way, which is not bad. But, what I find pungently annoying is, we trying to fault the system when we are being told the right thing. This category is for 'Best Foreign Language Film' and then renamed 'Best International Film', these should be films that are not English Language, for Christ's sake! Why not put your films in other categories you know you stand a chance and stop being cry babies over your ineptitude.

Congratulations to Colonel Bature now Brig. General Bature.
An exceptional officer, calculated golfer and kind hearted man. I for one won't forget your personality when you were in 2Div. Congrats again sir.

*SIGHS*
Why should I worry myself over my protection from my enemies? (For) If a man's way pleases the Lord, He will make his enemies be at peace with him. Christians are not to, under any provision, pray against their enemies, except the battle is not the Lord's again. Rather, they should pray for them.

The real question should be, what should one pray his enemies? God give him money, bless him,....? No! The prayer point should be like, God, show these people your light, manifest Yourself (Lord) to them, let them find peace in You.
With this heart, you've helped rid them of the spirit(s) making them hurt you and ultimately, won a soul to the Kingdom of God.

Permit me to give an instance as I close this. Saul of Tarsus was committed and as a matter of fact and truth, persistent in killing early Apostles and Christians at large. I often imagine if the prayers of the church were, 'ah God, this Saul killing Your sons and trying to suppress the propagation of gospel, Your work, Father, kill him. Saul, for you are fighting our God, we say it in the name of Jesus, fall and die!' Just imagine that was the prayers of the early Christian, would Saul have the chance to see that Light and meet Christ? This same enemy later became a writer of about 13books in the new testament.

If your enemies know Christ, they would not hurt you. Jesus Himself said, pray for your enemies and love those who hate you; live your Christian life with love and maybe your religion would be truly worthy of emulation.

To understand this report very well and the humor and its ridiculousness, read it in Yoruba.

Chuxautos:
Your last visit must have been in 1862 BC

#Cheers to that.

Please, if you are Corps or prospective corps member, verify the distances of these places this op has mentioned.
That Itele, Ayobo that you're looking up there is a place where you would feel you're in real hell. That place is far like mad and the last time I was there, that area has not been electrified (NEPA has not run wire to that area, no electric pole, no nothing).
Again, don't just think, oh the rent is cheap and jump to rent it.
A ni ko si panpe aiye o.

Baba ni baba maa je l'ojokojo. Greatest UI!!!

I'm waiting on the day Lagos would make @Naptu2 her Chief of Staff.
Ask him anything about the state from pre-colonial till date, this legend will give you accurate and verifiable fact. At times I wonder if he works or had worked with military intelligence or the NBC.
I salute you sir!

It's one of best private film schools in the UK. Congrats Arole.

Happney65, thank God she has denied us, so if dem carry this Aunty, no one would say Ibadan people abandoned her.

happney65:
....You are a wayre brother

Barthley:
People hate this guy so much.. But fvck with his songs in corner..

Happney65, is this why I'm single?

God, I thank you for delivering me.

happney65:
You dey mind them nii..No wonder Buhari is our president..

cc BitmapStudios

I had posted my opinion on another thread. These people need to pull their heads outta their buttcracks.
Sometimes ago, I wanted to enter to a photography competition, a portrait challenge to be precise. The competition is an online thing and according to the ad, was calling on all photographers from all over the world. I had taken time to look for a model and did my shoot and everything. I was about to post and I decided to read the T&C, especially to know how and where to post my images. One of the conditions stated that, one must be resident in the US. I was furious and felt defeated, but then, it is what it is. Plus, it would be stupid to send my images since I would eventually be disqualified.

So, these pseudo-celebrities and wannabees should shut their traps already. It's getting more stupid.

Happney65, broda yin ma wa ki Ayefele ke.

We just love being unnecessarily dramatic and quick to blame others for our ineptitude. Oscar has it rules for submission, just like every other award and competition. Lion Heart didn't meet the requirements and people have been throwing tantrums like my neighbor's 3 months old puppy.
Oscar or Grammy doesn't mean you've made it or you will not. Ask yourself this, the whole of Hollywood went to celebrate Tyler Perry recently, how many Oscars has he gotten nominations for or won?
We all need to focus on things that work, and improve on our flaws.

Funny he doesn't know the theme is a shrewe warning to him. The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree; but the unrighteous shall wither like the grass.

Be guided!

Mama d' Mama!

SultanOfAbia:
If you had wisdom you will understand why I mentioned Galileo
What makes you swallow everything written by the church..
If the bible said earth is flat
Your dumbass would not question it but you will believe
The truth is bitter to swallow if all you have heard was lies all your life..
You are a sheep So I know You never use your brain to think and ask why are things like this.. The bible was re written by men and 70% of accounts their are crafted to suit the agenda of the roman empire and catholic church.
The truth is bitter

If we are not supposed to believe the Bible, what is the alternative? The Qu'ran? Science? What are you proposing?

Nthrone:
It wasn't threat, it's just the truth. Truth is harsh, but in the end, it saves . sometimes sugar coating a message will make the message look like a joke. How else should I have said it,if not by telling him the consequences of his action.

Do you know what it mean to say, that Jesus never died on the Cross...Hmmm

Message of the anti Christ.

No sir, I never said you should sugar coat.
His moniker states Sultan-so-so-so, I would have asked him why their Qu'ran also narrates Jesus' assumption to Heaven, if He truly lived a 'normal' life.

Again, how would you now react if someone you're trying to help called you a bastard? Jesus was literally called one, to His face -He isn't the Son of God. You sure know how Jesus responded.

I tried to read the Bible and research to the prayers of the early Christians, especially during the times when the Apostles were being persecuted, and guess what? It was never for the persecutors to fall down and die but for Jesus to show Himself to them. And we read that happened to Saul of Tarsus, even on his way to Damascus to persucute more Christians. This is the love Christ teaches; to love those who hate you and pray for those who persecute you.
Shalom brother.

Nthrone:
I hope you know what u re doing?
I hope you know its blasphemy.
I hope you know, you are lying against the word of the most high God, your creator.
I hope you know its an expensive joke you are making, those who did, never saw the light of the day.
Hope you think again.

Your reply seems more like a threat.
Jesus wouldn't have responded that way and I believe Paul would have replied intelligently as well.
My point is, you don't win a soul by threat. Threatening people makes them more willing not to yield to you or your message (gospel). Jesus would often say, "I'll give you rest...I'll give you everlasting water..."
Let's learn to correct with love; even love is superior to law.

It beats me how and why people can afford to buy cakes, dresses, accessories and food but can't afford a good photographer to help them do their occasion.

Advice:
You're not doing one event twice;
pay a good photographer to a job that is nice;
it sounds like a rhyme;
but it's really an advice.

Now I'm wondering if this was the real reason Naira Marley came to Oyo state of recent.

happney65:
My brother,you have forgotten that slang that says "Aji shey bi Oyo Larin,oyo o shey bi baba enikan"..No noise and we doing it..And if seyi also decides to mess up and feel he is bigger than those that voted him into power,we go send am comot from Agodi..we dont do godfathers here,we teach godfathers lesson.

In other news,I just hope the people they buy am for no go dey leave criminals dey chase 50 50 naira all about..
Awon wayre..

Na true o. Make dem no go use dey chase Micra drivers upandan.

Happney65, Oyo is moving forward oooo, without making noise and scattering the whole place.
By the way, I tried the 615 emergency number. It worked and answered in less than 15secs. That's a good one and I give it to Engr. 'Seyi Makinde.

Double post

franchasng:
Classy Yoruba Christian woman, you will know them by their achievements and peace loving nature, well done ma









Not like the other people; the Yoruba Muslims who have sworn to die serving Hausa-Fulani Muslims, even if it means wiping out everybody in Yoruba land and the rest of Southern Nigeria to fulfill their evil daydream, while the Yoruba Christians focus on excelling at home and abroad, anyway, there is always a difference between light and darkness

And is this what Jesus Christ died for?
Is this how you preach your Jesus to people?
Is this how you intend to live your life?
I pray for you this morning, may you experience love immeasurably so that you can preach and live love.

CanadaOrBust:
Years’ back? Your profile shows you joined NL last year

And there are many of us that have been on this forum for many years but had to open a new account due to login issue to so many other reasons. Mine? I needed a profile for my photography business.
You know what? I really don't get you, what are you trying to say?