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[quote author=dadojo post=33313696][/quote]May God bless you greatly. Please, what about the remaining episodes?

If you do so,you're on your own(OYO)

ROYALTIPPERS:
NAIRALANDERS PLEASE BEWARE OF EILENTRUST (A DATA SELLER), HIS NOW SHOWING HIS TRUE COLOR; A FRAUD. TRANSFERRED MONEY TO HIS ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS NOW.
HE HAS REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRANSFER, AND NO LONGER PICKING HIS CALLS.

BEWARE OF THIS FRAUD. HE DECEIVES PEOPLE BY INITIALLY WINNING THEIR TRUST, THEN START DEFRAUDING NAIRALANDERS.


BEWARE.

Sorry
but it'll be nice to include the persons name(his bank account name) if his business name is not the bank account's name as he could change to another Nairaland account to continue the fraud.

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Nice write up, thanks Op

Location please?

This is serious! But why would one stand on toilet seat? I'm just knowing about it

Relocate first before thinking of any other thing, you will even have more time for prayer. God is your strenght.

Toks2008:
lol you dont seem to get that part..it does not mean that you are not humble but you are a born leader and because of this you just cant stand any form of humiliation.

Oh, don't mind me Nice!

Toks2008:
If you are born within the period of July 23 to August 23,

Best careers

You have a majestic disposition, proud, confident and love to be the center of attraction. You are naturally endowed with a larger-than-life persona and are highly ambitious. You love to rule, dominate.

You will do extremely well in careers where your leadership qualities can be utilized. You will make wonderful performer, speaker, actor, interior decorator, tour guides, lawyer, doctor and executives. You are a born leader and have plenty of personal charisma that makes you stand apart in any crowd. You have a deep-seated need to feel important and seek a lot of personal interaction.

You are also blessed with a natural flair for being dramatic and you will make wonderful salesperson as you have oodles of charm and can win over even the gruffest customers with your fast-talking capabilities. You are great at motivating and inspiring others which makes you ideally suited to becoming motivational speaker.

You have an eye for beauty, luxury and have a fine taste which makes you much sought-after interior decorator.

Worst careers

Because of your tendency to be proud and arrogant, careers in the lower rung like those of booking clerks, bill counter clerks, housekeepers, plumbers and so on are not your cup of tea as you do not have a single ounce of humility.

Bolded is out of it, the remaining is 95% correct here.

August 14

onatisi:
don't blame aregbesola ,blame the fools who voted for him and who were waving broom like street cleaners . Osun civil servants should start producing brooms in large quantity and be exporting them maybe that will bring in the needed funds .

I am in Osun, i can categorically tell you that,Worker did not vote him. It was the illitrates and gullible people of Osun that voted him,they are far more than the worker in Osun. How do u think Omisore got his votes?

uwa1:
The funny tin is, during the election this same workers were the ones shouting we need change and voted for Him. Now look at what the are going 2ru. Most of the states controlled by the so called APC (Change) pple are not reflecting the so called change. Now they ve been allowed to take control of the country's affair. I am patiently waiting if the so called 'change' will be visible this time.

Bolded above,Says who? He knows they didn't vote for him and info from several internal sources said,he is deliberately punishing workers for not voting him. He even said in one of their campaign in either Ogun or Kwara state that 'Osun workers just started'.

ozoigbondu:
So britian came to Nigeria because they are better than us kikikikikikikikikikiki

They didn't see Nigeria as waste land when they came! how would one pack out of one's beautiful place to a place considered wasted? I BEG PARK WELL MAKE I SEE ROAD!

ozoigbondu:
The waste lands are baba in this.My brothers are just learning from you

https://www.nairaland.com/2133129/woman-hides-late-brothers-skeleton
That was in Feb. nah, your people started it!

ozoigbondu:
The waste lands are baba in this.My brothers are just learning from you

Waste land? But your brothers and sisters are all over the land. why did they abandon your 'useful lands' for 'waste lands'? Some of them are now even claiming ownership of the 'waste lands'.

ozoigbondu:
We learn from the masters

Your people are definitely the 'Master' in this act.

ozoigbondu:
Can anything good come out of the sophiscated South West

Your Sister started it,read it here:
https://www.nairaland.com/2133129/woman-hides-late-brothers-skeleton

Heyaa... RIP

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abbey621:
Good for you but remember God helps those who help themselves!

Lol. It doesn't apply here

sirr:
Biuti, don't get carried away by that lie. Its all BIG LIES, that theory was proved wrong, as a mistake was discovered during its research, and on the contrary, they have healthier cells and Immune when compared to others. Make a good research and don't let him deceive you with his "false-theory"

Thanks and God bless you for all these.
I just believe that when one is doing something because one fears God, nothing else should make one fear because God will always be there for one.
Please keep it up. Thanks

abbey621:
Delaying sexual activity may "create health risks by impeding development of the emotional, cognitive, and interpersonal skills that are crucial to satisfactory sexual functioning and general well-being.

In simpler terms, it leads to poor bed skills.

Fact #2: hormonal imbalance, women produce a lot of hormones called estrogen, the more sex you have, the more estrogen, this hormone is very important in women with benefits such as shinny hair and softer skin.

There are a lot more but laziness dey worry me....

Well, going by my religion, if one is truely faithful, God will make everything perfect at the right time.

abbey621:
Not only is this ridiculous but I can't seem to find any scientific evidence that girls who say NO to sex are more valuable than girls who've had their fair share. Back in school, a lot of girls did nasty stuff and fast forward 7 to 8 years later, most of those girls are married. Speaking personally, when we remove religious sentiments, I can see no positive value in being in a relationship with someone without sex, not only is it biologically dangerous, it can also bring about undue tension and jealousy. Here's another shocker, did you guys know that the longer a woman stays a virgin the more health complications they risk when they finally have sex. In light of this and other reasons known to me, I actually value girls with some experience than those so called virgins or women of virtue!

Pls shed more light on the bolded.

adeleye2012:
Kindly post jobs that are available in Ibadan or osogbo.

Same with me,i need one in Osogbo too