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oh kk, hasty conclusion

Vanneni: I don't own a phone.

viewing this topic..idowuogbo, sleekch1ck et al....cum, una dey run cartel abi wetin, wherever u see one, u see d odas

gave u ma pin na, u still aint read?

Vanneni: What request?

vanneni I no see ya request

did u reply?, dis nairaland mssging system is a tonn quirky. how com u still up ? add me 294e480b

Vanneni: I have.

check ur inbox first na

Vanneni: I want to see! Show me now.

I cn see d inner inside of your mind...and I knw u don't want to see. dnt wrry it is jst d devil pressing your keyboard. satan comot frm there nw nw before I call jack bauer
as for idowuogbo her case is with the pope

Vanneni: I want to see.

oh! sch things...lol, y'all been facebking way too much...
Mark zuckerberg na....abi wetin dem dey call am sef

Vanneni: Mark Which Mark? The server on my wing in my hall of residence.

lol, see im mouth u wan carry innocent ppl join bdy, u wan see big prick, spoil geh see as she take texas, vanenni, sleek and co take cover

Idowuogbo: Bobo, all this wan u dey talk na voicemail! If u wan win this thing, send me, Texas cowgirl, vanenni and sleevkic a pic of ur Pinocchio. I mean dat thing in ya boxers. No wear boxers o! Trust me!!!! U go win! No b Bado again? We run this.

I go scale the whole 99,walahi! ask my grandma she knws

Vanneni: *clears throat* How many departments would you pass if they were to assess those thhings you stated up there?

oya check my goody bag ...ogbeni stop distracting me jur, m making a valid point, dat structure shd be in place.. dt way the assessment in balanced and organised

Idowuogbo: all of the above! We zangerians call d shizznule "PACKAGING". So wots ur selling point?

really, dts weird. una dey use facebk scam abi wetin? dnt wrry tho i'll speak to mark about it , wt server u talking about by the way...y'all hv a home server or somfin?

Vanneni: Lol. FB hasn't been opening on our server for about 2 days now.

@ mods and judges,,, wt exactly are the qualities assessed by the way?
physique? skin tone? muscle tone?, intelligence/ wit? cuteness(xcuse my vocab )? etc these things need to be pre determined and clear... as d contestants shd be assessed and scored in each category

lol, switched dp since naaa...by the way, sent u a mssg on facebk yesterday or so, u shouda read by nw na

Vanneni: Paid for it, I don't exactly get it.

certainly iz, I paid fr it

Vanneni: The type that would reverse my womb is extreme. But I love me some huge ****. :DIs that yours?

a beer can in a shopping basket...nuffin more

Vanneni: What kind of DP is that you have

pretty knackered, u fit help me?
torchlight ko, lantern ni ..lol

Idowuogbo: Yeah! Dats wassup!

Guy, u fit comot dat white thing wey dey cover ur torchlight?

OK I wan contest, where the hunky hunks
wetin be the trophy sef?

like serzly, sm ppl need to learn to read intent...
I'm not here to say if OP is a nice person or not, cos frankly I cnt tell. neither do I care if shes the reason the relationships end...wht I cn clearly tell is...(1) her frnds are fake (2). they aint exactly got much respect for her, if they did, they wdnt as much as look @ her Exes

Rocktation: So a questionable character or/and their starvation in bed, automatically makes it crucial that they get together with her close friends? How deep can one be to understand her main worry is why they get with her friends, and not why the relationships end?

@ OP,
first, ure not horrible, if u were they wdnt woo u in the first place. If u dnt esteem urself highly,...nobody will

second, u need to change d crowd around u, lookout for ppl who are loyal and trustworthy (male/female dsnt rily matter jst have folks u cn count on. the way i see it ur so called "frnds" seem to be the comrades-in-fun type, those arent exactly the typ i'd like to call "friend". no good frnd would date ur ex knowing u jst brokeup especially in such short notice!... for all u knw they couda been doing the do behind ya. he def had the hots for her b4 the breakup

third, if ure shy, dont hang with chicks that are way flashier of prettier than u are, unless they're TRUE frnds, odawise ure gonn end up undervalued and feel relegated.heck if someon who calls demself ur frnd starts fawking ur ex 2weeks after y'all split and still hs d guts to talk to u about him,then she def dsnt care much about u, sad bt prolly true.

dts hardly possible, ...hw cn u have a boyfrnd and ur frnds dnt knw him unless they're jst tag along frnds they def will. dnt ur frnds knw urs?

Fellycutie: Sowi babe..u aint horrible..those guys doesn't deserve u..d first tin u nid 2 stop is introducing ur frnds 2 ur bfs..dats if u do it oh..

oh! u contested too? he he he, apparently I missed out on a lot. I dey fear nerdy lookin gurls likd u o dey cn be real maneaters! speaking frm xperience ni o

adaobi123: LMAAAAOOO

oh, dis is LUPey?
saw the face pics first and I ws like...ummm,err, ok, shes aii ....den I saw the toilet pic!! and bang! my eyebrows shot up. nice figure hope shes got an equaly amiable persona. dunno who the other contestants are but iknw sm prerry HOT NLers

fyneboi79: wow!! See those hips!*wondering how the inside would feel*

interesting

Miss Nairaland 2013?
Lupey??
Page 120 ?
julez! feels like I been MIA for a decade

lol,

Caracta: If they sleep around, una go complain. If they refuse to, another wahala.

It's official. Men are too confused to know what they want. Before you know it, they would start scheming to marry virgins. No be una dey disvirgin them?

Nansense and ingredients!