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lol, I see

jntyjnty007: Your hands!

na wa o, wch one be high rise lifters again...

jntyjnty007: Quick fixes creat an illusion. I will keep going to the gym.

But you know you can get some of those high rise padded lifters with a slit in them, for easy access, so no taking them off to reveal your behind is as flat as a pancake going way down south.

I see our thread is up and running again, but serzly tho consider this approach:
ask all interested dudes to submit their pictures, real pictures ..pick the best 20, the ladies vote dem dwn to 10. then three or two ladies each are allowed to woo any one of their choosing. I think dat wouda been a lot more....interesting
my 2 pence

LMfao

190: O' boy! As my Blackberry bold 5 don tire me, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, fire-lighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a tooth-pick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found"

8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found"

9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen, no contact found, u are hooked with me. U don die, I don hear whee for dis chinco Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ... Choi! ...I Laff Sit Down For Ground Yakata!!!

yes ma'am

@kenyattaMoore:
I can't hold it any longer. ..is that you in the profile picture?

I need to check ur credentials first ooo, but u cn check d pic again, jst below d waist

u jst commented on a post

Rhoda1: .hw do i begin ar there oda sections apart frm d romantic sectionnd hw do i gt info abt new post n hw 2 coment on post n hw do i create a posti tink dts al 4 nw.tnk u

umm...

lol, u go do cavity search sef

mondi_cheeks: yes full body pic

shes kind and sweet, she prob wants to donate my sausage and eggs to charity

rokiatu: I am interested in why Mondi wants to know so much.

u knw its not me indeed.. no prob tho we cud conduct an online verification exercise

mondi_cheeks: I know it's not u, so I'm wondering who else it cld be....mmm

yh, d one typing this mssg and hoping to interrogat u lerra

mondi_cheeks: is it your friend's pic?

apparition as in ghostly! its existence depends on the perception of the viewer!.. as far as snooping eyes and wagging tongues are concerned its a ghost....but btwn me and u ...I fink uve got a vry gud idea knw who dt is

mondi_cheeks: so its not real that's too bad

oh dat? dats jst an apparition

mondi_cheeks: so what's wit ur profile picture ?

excellent,
quote author=mondi_cheeks] everything is good. You?[/quote]

wts crackin @ mondi

for wch planet ? ...
well maybe asians

PweetiQueensy: As if he won't find out sooner or leta.. Ladies pls there is really no need 4 dis, dnt try it.


M sure der are lota guyz out there dat still prefer flat butt

not evrybdy's "hipsy" as u put it,
som ppl need enhancement na aleast evn if he finds out much later d gurl go don chop som dough

Miss Endowed: ojoro oooooooooo

may he be wt u ooo, amen

mechummy: yep...God dey!

an extra class hour for each day dat passes!
wt u doin up dis late

classiquemama: hahahahahaha... really... not in lag now, so the class will have to be postponed till i get back

k, we'll schedule a class for 2mmrw if ure in lagos

classiquemama: my pleasure....

bombing tinz na, lol
is dt where ure resident?

mechummy: why not kaduna