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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: this is too funny by bizzle2: 7:24pm On Apr 09, 2013
serzly dude...@first pic why the fvck re u pouting..grown men dnt do dt ish!! dts fvkin gay lol.
Family › Re: My Dad Breaks Me Down Everyday by bizzle2: 1:15am On Apr 07, 2013
alota pp are quoting the op outa contest...he's not whining, he's nt envious of his sib, he's nt being weak....he's reacting the way anyoda person would!! hw can a dad by pass his First Son and give his property deeds to the younger less responsible child and u expect him not to feel painedhuhhuh?? dts nonsenseee. If the sib was dat independent he wdnt still be bunking wt hs broad. like someone said tho, op u gotta call ur mum and find out if ure really the mans first kid. feel ur pain tho, im a first son too and i'd be really crushed if dt were to happen to me.
I really do think starting a family of ur own will make u notice ur dads attitude less tho
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: RIP GOLDIE HARVEY by bizzle2: 10:52am On Apr 05, 2013
laffin ma effin nuts off...this kyn thread sef. ppl dey sha. why d heck wud u go allova d place asking if ure goodlookin or not. naturaly u'll get a sympathetic reply kiddo. wake the heck up
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come And Chill With NL Coolest Babe=onila! by bizzle2: 1:48am On Apr 04, 2013
omg omg omg cheesy but na she multiply her embarrassment finally, she was fighting too hard the wrng way. after d secnd faltering a smarter person would jejely take off the ladder and complete her strutting bare footed. or kpata kpata walk very slowly and deliberately
onila: 2 funny!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iekhz3ha74I
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Ladies Pick Your Men] by bizzle2: 9:15pm On Apr 03, 2013
woo? u know every na, dt one na long tin, u need jst submit credentials and resume the next day
cdamsel: I ll so vote u & woo ur ass in2 my bed kiss
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2013
lol, I see
jntyjnty007: Your hands!
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 8:36pm On Apr 03, 2013
na wa o, wch one be high rise lifters again...
jntyjnty007: Quick fixes creat an illusion. I will keep going to the gym.

But you know you can get some of those high rise padded lifters with a slit in them, for easy access, so no taking them off to reveal your behind is as flat as a pancake going way down south.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Ladies Pick Your Men] by bizzle2: 8:21pm On Apr 03, 2013
I see our thread is up and running again, but serzly tho consider this approach:
ask all interested dudes to submit their pictures, real pictures ..pick the best 20, the ladies vote dem dwn to 10. then three or two ladies each are allowed to woo any one of their choosing. I think dat wouda been a lot more....interesting
my 2 pence
Jokes Etc › Re: Help Me Ohh by bizzle2: 7:21pm On Apr 03, 2013
LMfao
190: O' boy! As my Blackberry bold 5 don tire me, na im I come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy China phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, fire-lighter etc.

3. Text message can be written with a tooth-pick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes by it records "one missed call".

6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".

7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "one Bluetooth device found"

8. When a fine gal passes by u, it says "Ur favourite food found"

9. When an ugly gal passes, it says, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ... Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen, no contact found, u are hooked with me. U don die, I don hear whee for dis chinco Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ... Choi! ...I Laff Sit Down For Ground Yakata!!!
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 7:03pm On Apr 03, 2013
yes ma'am [quote author=@kenyattaMoore]I can't hold it any longer. ..is that you in the profile picture? embarassed[/quote]
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 2:32pm On Apr 03, 2013
I need to check ur credentials first ooo, but u cn check d pic again, jst below d waistgrin
Romance › Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by bizzle2: 1:32pm On Apr 03, 2013
u jst commented on a post
Rhoda1: .hw do i begin ar there oda sections apart frm d romantic sectionnd hw do i gt info abt new post n hw 2 coment on post n hw do i create a posti tink dts al 4 nw.tnk u
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2:
umm...
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 12:44pm On Apr 03, 2013
lol, u go do cavity search sef[quote author=mondi_cheeks]yes full body pic[/quote]
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 12:24pm On Apr 03, 2013
shes kind and sweet, she prob wants to donate my sausage and eggs to charity
rokiatu: I am interested in why Mondi wants to know so much. grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 12:23pm On Apr 03, 2013
u knw its not me indeed.. grin no prob tho we cud conduct an online verification exercise[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I know it's not u, so I'm wondering who else it cld be....mmm[/quote]
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 12:12pm On Apr 03, 2013
yh, d one typing this mssg and hoping to interrogat u lerra grin[quote author=mondi_cheeks]is it your friend's pic? grin[/quote]
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 12:08pm On Apr 03, 2013
apparition as in ghostly! its existence depends on the perception of the viewer!.. as far as snooping eyes and wagging tongues are concerned its a ghost....but btwn me and u grin...I fink uve got a vry gud idea knw who dt is[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so its not real sad that's too bad[/quote]
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 11:49am On Apr 03, 2013
oh dat? dats jst an apparition grin[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so what's wit ur profile picture ?[/quote]

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