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MORNING EVERYONE!!

Missmossy: Hmmm is that your talent?

Amongst others, yup

What's yours? And a lovely morning to you by the way

Missmossy: Hmmm lets see how it goes.

Well, if you must know, i'm yet to master my prophesying talent

...*wakes up*.......wetin be scores? Nigeria don score Germany?

Missmossy: Lollz...no wonda! Serves them right then.

Damn right it did!




Now i prophesy that Messi will be a World Cup winner tonight!

UjSizzle: Chai being friend zoned no be beans sha. The guy even open mouth say "I feel very avuncular towards you" which by the way is code for you're just like a sister to me.
So imagine everyone thinking we're actually dating and this dude is busy telling me we're like siblings and gisting me about babes he likes.
It's alright, I licked my wounds and went on to be very very sisterly....in fact so sisterly that our male friend said I was a guy. God is watching sha

Some boys are wicked sha


Had this crush on this girl; she my namesake. One day i stylishly and indirectly gave her the hint that i wanted us to be "more than friends". Immediately she started giving me the " brotherly and sisterly love" sermon. Immediately i started acting like that day didn't exist

That future wife of mine thinking 'bout friendzoning me, receive confusion by fire!

Missmossy: Hahahaha thats a wicked prophecy! Why naa?

Yes na! Why'd others be having full current and mine will be low? So low i had to candles with electricity

So the transformer had to go!

Missmossy: Hehehe bishop kwa since wen?

Since the day i prophesied that our street transformer will blow up 'cos of overload.....and it did

Missmossy: Huh....u wanna pay me a visit,u'd meet an empty bed.

M vry fine,yeah i went to church....hope u did too?

Lol.....yeah i did, bishop like me?

hbpeze: add me fr fb hbpeze lets hook up

You and bjseun had to quote the OP just to type one tiny hookup sentence? Wetin dey worry una?



Now to you dear OP, if he's shy, then take the bull by the horns and express your feelings to him.


Or are you shy to tell him you love him?

What do you need us for?







Yes! I said US!

Sorry, did you say you're 34?



YOU DON OLD PASS THIS KAIN THING NA!!

Missmossy: Lollz.....you are the one joor! Aint scared, i dont kw why.

It's me abi? Ok na...i'll pay u a visit this night!


How are you? Hope u went to church sha

dytbabe: Sometimes
Its not all abt money
I am sexy n hot, so my man is expected to be same
Don't want no ugly babies
*adjusts bossom*

Na so!

CuteCynthia: Lol. Probably not.

Be wise! You could marry him and use part of his father's money to change his facial appearance

A 17-year old attempting what men and women 4 or 5 times her age couldn't achieve?



Now this is interesting. I'd love to see these old "politiking" posers put to shame!


Goodluck to the smallie

Brother, there is no sin big enough to deny anyone from God's mercy and grace. You could be the most notorious sinner to walk the face of planet Earth, but in just minutes, all your sins will be erased, and you can live a new life of righteousness and peace...


All you need to do is go to God in prayer, truly and sincerely confess your sins, ask for forgiveness and accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Redeemer. You'll be amazed how your life will be transformed for good!

It's that easy bruh

RedClay: LOL bizzlemie, I was Only kidding Bro - but seriously, that pic was really scary. No kidding.

U damn right it is!


Beats me how it didn't scare some people.....eg MissMossy

She even said i was the person in the pic! WHAAAAAAT?

Dayvhid: My gf of 8 months lyk insalting me of the frownt of ma friendz she say am honey u kannot satisfy me i tel har dat wait wait let me drunk alombo i drunk it nd she say to ma friendship dat ur friend no satisfy me say u u satisfy me pls wat kan i do i want to learn how to satisfy har.#BITG#

Stop telling your friends to help you write your Nursery 1,2 & 3, Primary 1-6 and J.S.S 1-3 exams, you refused to listen! Look at how you've disgraced yourself on the Internet.


I shame for you!

I've never been caught "ontop my matter" - whatever that means - that's how smart I am

benebaby77: I'm Adewale, you kinda of have an enchanting and interesting personality. Hope you had a wonderful night sha!

Oya start manufacturing the water generator first

Dizkova: We dey fine o. How your own bodi dey nah?
welcome on board.

Thanks bruh. I gallant o! Hope you are too

Motixsis: That was meant as a joke.......Sense of humor.

Thank you, Miss Sense of Humor Detector

Well, i think being very good @Maths is not really a requirement for studying computer-related courses (e.g programming or software engineering). The con there us that your knowledge, or how far you'd go in the real I.T world will be limited.


And don't tell me you believe that "Computer Science has no good future" crap! Computer Science is the future. In the nearest future, every single thing you know will be computerized; every single thing!


I stand to be corrected though

Wrong move by the fellow. Some people need to understand that there's more to life than relationships.



May his soul R.I.P

For instance, someone will soon insult you, or tribalise this thread


It's a trend that cannot be stopped my dear, it's that bad. NL is a forum of different kinds of people



You just have to live with it, i'm afraid

RANDY1: can someone remind me , What is the name of the Movie with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan?

rattlesnake: ...and HO DA FUKC IS MONICA.......i can see u are also an illuminati

I give up on your case already



NL psychiatrists, over to you!

RedClay: Are you crazy... what the heck Is this.
Do you know what time I saw this scary PIC.

Lol....sorry bruh, didn't mean to scare anyone



First time i saw it, i struggled to close my eyes for hours at night


Sorry, again