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deres something wrong with this commentator on SS4; he kips calling Brown Ideye "Bright Dike" and Bright Dike "Onazi Ogenyi".

These home based boys ain't doing bad @all. We myt end up winning this match! Go Naija!!!

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carzola: get a bllow job 4rm ur mama

grow up son, or yhu'll be miserable all d days of ur lyf starting from Jan 1st 2013...jst a candid advice.

So 2013 is just a day and a few hours from now, yea?? I know some peeps would want to do jst one last thing before the world screams HAPPY NEW YEAR!! As for me, i wanna make sure i pay up a 4-month old debt (wouldn't wanna kickstart 2013 as a debtor na ). So wha's urs huh??

yuzedo: hilarious stuff!

Anyway, Idris is my cousin & carbon copy ok? I made him famous ok? Infact sometimes I act as his decoy/stunt double ok?

keep dreaming ok??

Somefn weird 'bout the 2nd pic; Chris Brown luks lyk he's been arrested. The way he held his hands' lyk he wz cuffed.....

Big Sean? Pusha T? Wetin dem wan sing? D'banj jst wan outshine dem small

austinsmat: Pls pals I need a strong advise because I'm in a middle of road right now there is this lady that I met that I totally fall in love and planning to marry her she is beautiful humble and down to earth with a good character I have told her my intentions towards her she loves me as well but there is a big barriers now in our relationship when ever she pays me a visit she will be crying to prove my love to her If i truly love her she always bringing her past bad relationship on how her ex broke her heart that only prove i will do to her is for us to have oath a blood convanent i love this lady and don't want to loss her and i hate and dislike blood oath because of the tale that follows it

Tell her yhu hate blood oathz as much as I hate it wen peepz lyk yhu type without proper punctuation.

@OP....why my name no dey there as Special Adviser on Garri Affairs??

They're jst jealous cuz most of 'em didn't serve as corpers!

WATCH OUT FOR CL 3RD LEG, CHELSEA vs JUVENTUS...VENUE: ENYIMBA TOWNSHIP STADIUM, 27TH NOVEMBER, 8:45PM....yo Blues, all hope is not lost!!

MAKE DEM GO SMOKE MESS!!!

@itzModella......abeg na, before yhu give 'em the most embarrassing moments of their lives

My most embarrassing moment? 6months ago, I wz travelling in a bus to Niger State from Bayelsa for my service (NYSC). 5 hours into the journey, stomach started speaking chinese...and it wz raining cats and dogs!! Thing gah so serious I culdn't hold it anymore, plus I released some "silent missiles" that almost caused commotion amongst d passengers in d bus! In d midst of d heavy rain, I had no choice than to plead with d driver to stop d bus so I can do my thang in d nearby bushes. Wha gah me embarrased wz d fact that I gah drenched afta, and on entering the bus, d passengers who sat with me had re-arranged themselves so I don't get 'em wet; I had to sit alone 'til I gah to the park. Feel sorry for myself wheneva i think 'bout it.


Need I mention there were 2 babes in d bus? They sat in front tho

chinedum13: i beg want ask the 2am na in the night when people go they fast asleep abi na in the afternoon because me personally no wan miss the match.
thanks

Dude!! 2am = night, 2pm = afternoon

Gari mixed with palm oil. NO TIME!!

Go to the police, they'd help yhu find him wherever he's located

I kissed another gurl......does dah count as cheating??

Double194: My BB Curve 4 battery is killing me, I already have three extra battz.It doesn't last more than two hours @ peak periods. Off peak maybe three hours.

Suffer!!

Things I do with my phone, besides making and receiving calls and text messaging:

1. Browse the internet
2. Listen to music
3. Gaming.......most of d tym
4. Whatzappin n' Tweetin'
5. Watch movies
6. Read ebooks (in epub format)


....and I do 'em almost everyday

oubi: My bold 4 battery evaporates like gas..

I'm planing on buying a mobile generator.

buy inverter

ciphoenix: how did you purchase the gravity?

purchase ke? I'm using a hacked versio

joeydozzy: I use HTC one x. My battery backup is relative to how I use it. from moderate to heavy usage, it could be from morning till around 7pm. but when I go geeky and phone crazy. I doubt it passes the 6hr mark

not bad for an android phone....or is it?

joeydozzy: I use HTC one x. My battery backup is relative to how I use it. from moderate to heavy usage, it could be from morning till around 7pm. but when I go geeky and phone crazy. I doubt it passes the 6hr mark

not bad for an android phone

beqs101: Well if this can be called a talent,then mine is;I dream of things that will happen in the near future and,it happens just as I've dreamt it. If it's a bad dream,I pray out the bad part and focus on the good part and it usually turns out the same way.

same whv my ex...once told me she had a dream of me having sex whv her bestie; it's been 5months and i'm still waiting for it to happen

TAAAAAAAAH!!!

I bet dah kiss didn't last more than a second....jst a simple MUUUAAH!, old skul naija style!

Emmyk: I Sing too. I have this sweet voice ehn. I draw stuffs as well, but I have little passion for it, I dont often draw.. below.. one of my drawings.

Nice one mate.....buh nxt tym,draw on a plain sheet of paper!

[quote author=Nosa-Henry]I can tell if you are a performer or not. When i told my friends that GEJ will be the worst president ever, they did not believe me.[/quote]Dah's cuz it ain't a talent; it's CONFUSION!!

[quote author=Dandy.]Music is my life. I can do anything with it; listen 24/7,compose,sing. When I sing,pple are alws like-I like how u sing. I'm currently working on my first ''serious'' studio recording. When it's done,u'll get to hear it.I can tell ur character or measure ur personality by which kind of songs u listen to.
Plus I can remember ur voice after 20yrs,even if we only met once.[/quote]In summary, yhu can be a judge of American Idols??