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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 11:27pm On Nov 15, 2012
komek:
If this babe had listened to u gals then, who knows what would have happened. I no quite well that u would have done nathing but to cry home. Bad adviser.
oh yeah? all you a$$es who think you know me based on what I write, I pity your foolishness.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by bizzlemie(m): 11:32pm On Nov 15, 2012
My most embarrassing moment? 6months ago, I wz travelling in a bus to Niger State from Bayelsa for my service (NYSC). 5 hours into the journey, stomach started speaking chinese...and it wz raining cats and dogs!! Thing gah so serious I culdn't hold it anymore, plus I released some "silent missiles" that almost caused commotion amongst d passengers in d bus! In d midst of d heavy rain, I had no choice than to plead with d driver to stop d bus so I can do my thang in d nearby bushes. Wha gah me embarrased wz d fact that I gah drenched afta, and on entering the bus, d passengers who sat with me had re-arranged themselves so I don't get 'em wet; I had to sit alone 'til I gah to the park. Feel sorry for myself wheneva i think 'bout it.


Need I mention there were 2 babes in d bus? They sat in front tho embarassed

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Limaoscar: 11:38pm On Nov 15, 2012
Was in Secondary school at the time. I attended an all boys school and my cousin went to an all girls school about 9km away from my school.
I visited her one evening because we were attending a party nearby and some chicks from her Hostel were secretely planing to attend. We decided to use the excuse of visiting my cousin who was Senior prefect so we can finalise plans to pair-up with the chicks ...I admired one of the twin girls and was sure to have a good dance and a smoosh....that was all we did back in the days to make a boast when we retired to our school hostels.

Anyway, I started chatting excitedly with my unsuspecting cousin who then asked me to help change a light bulb in Her Hostel, ......and off we went. I had finished changing the bulbs when I jumped down accompanied by a loud fart...sorrounded by about 5 sweet looking girls my cous inclusive, my friends watching...there was first shock, brief silence, hads on noses and everyone took-off laughing but me. It was one of those odourless air that had escaped out of my ...you know at the wrooooonnnggggg moment. End of party for me o...na so I crwaled back to school. I cried and lived with the embarrassment for months...my loud mouth friends didn't help matters spreading the news at our school either. kai...my body stil dey shake 19 years later.

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by donlyone(m): 11:42pm On Nov 15, 2012
ItsModella:
complete, undiluted f*ck up, I would have injured his head with my heels...what nonsense?
what if he broke a bottle and wrote "EKO ONI BAJE" on your back? Seriously, don't fight with a guy you don't know

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by komek(m): 11:45pm On Nov 15, 2012
Ify Awazie: Mine was during our workers in training at Rccg. We were told 2 preach in a commercial bus. because it was compulsry, i no get choice but 2 do it. Though i was talking, but dont even understand wat i was sayin. After all the jagon, i just come down witout looking at anyone.
U made me laff so much. This is the reason why I cannot join workers in training cos I no fit do that type of preaching.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 11:46pm On Nov 15, 2012
My most embarrassing moment was when I had a 'leak' (I mean period leak) in school. I didn't know so I got up to go outside the classroom and everybody saw it. So embarrassing. Thank God for my wonderful classmates who never made fun of me because of that.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 11:48pm On Nov 15, 2012
donlyone:
what if he broke a bottle and wrote "EKO ONI BAJE" on your back? Seriously, don't fight with a guy you don't know
OK, thank you.

I'm saying that because you're the only person who countered my opinion in a gentle way unlike some id!ots.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by nipeks001(m): 11:48pm On Nov 15, 2012
ItsModella:
oh yeah? all you a$$es who think you know me based on what I write, I pity your foolishness.
with all due respect,ur stewpidity baffles me alot.Do u think her slapping him would have made things beta?.No ofcourse,she only earned herself respect by doing that,and i'm sure the guy would go and beg her afterwards but on the contrary if she had slapped d guy back,believe me she would have recieved the thorough beating of her life or maybe worse still end up in a hospital coz 95% of guyz i know won't let a lady slap them and go scot free.Slapping her would surely satisfy her ego but the end result will be bad.So woman,it's always good to think b4 you act.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 11:49pm On Nov 15, 2012
nipeks001:
with all due respect,ur stewpidity baffles me alot.Do u think her slapping him would have made things beta?.No ofcourse,she only earned herself respect by doing that,and i'm sure d guy go and beg her afterwards but on the contrary if she had slapped d guy back,bliv me she would have recieved a thorough beating of her life or worsd still end up in a hospital and coz 95% of guyz i know won't let a lady slap them and go scot free.Slapping her would surely satisfy her ego but d end result will be bad.So woman,it's always gud to think b4 u act.
blah blah blah story story story...now run off, puppy.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by nipeks001(m): 11:55pm On Nov 15, 2012
ItsModella:
blah blah blah story story story...now run off, puppy.
Sorry i didn't know u were this stewpid b4,i should have adviced u to go to yaba left instead of giving u that advice

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 11:57pm On Nov 15, 2012
nipeks001:
Sorry i didn't know u were this stewpid b4,i should have adviced u to go to yaba left instead of giving u that advice
the ewu is still talking? oya, keep running that smelly mouth.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by nipeks001(m): 12:04am On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella:
the ewu is still talking? oya, keep running that smelly mouth.
I can see u just want to have a bashing contest with me;sorry i'm not that type.You can have the thread,it's all urs but i hope u've learnt a great lesson today:-D:-D:-D
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by komek(m): 12:04am On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella:
oh yeah? all you a$$es who think you know me based on what I write, I pity your foolishness.
Then ,why write what u are not? Cos u have etisalat free 15 abi na 10megabyte? .
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 12:07am On Nov 16, 2012
nipeks001:
I can see u just want to have a bashing contest with me;sorry i'm not that type.You can the thread,it's all urs but i hope u've learnt a gr8 lesson today:-D:-D:-D
kai, and I thought you were smart. Couldn't you decode from my last post that I don't have your time? For the last time, run off!!
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 12:10am On Nov 16, 2012
komek:
Then ,why write what u are not? Cos u have etisalat free 15 abi na 10megabyte? .
hehehehehehehehe!! wow, what a total dickhead. Why write what I'm not? Do you know me to know when I write what I'm not? see stupidity at its peak.

yeah and the etisalat punch is wack, try a better one.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by 9jacriip: 12:15am On Nov 16, 2012
*clears throat*

Most embarrassing moment: Moved outta Lagos to Mowe like 3/4years back, so I always have to go to Lagos to get one thing or the other done, so I went to Lagos as usual on this fateful day (felt too lazy to drive) and on my way back a very heavy rain began to pour while I was on a bike at Allen, the bike-man asked if he could stop for a while I told him to keep it moving since the rain appeared like it would take forever to stop, on getting to Berger the rain was even heavier - boarded a bus and well the rain still poured till I got to MFM and on arriving at my B/stop I realized everywhere at Mowe was so dry and not even a droplet hit the earth there, meanwhile I was drenched from shirt, chinos to sneakers and I was dripping heavily. Everyone kept staring at me like I just got out of a well, it was so embarrassing! embarassed angry

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by komek(m): 12:18am On Nov 16, 2012
Mine was when I was coming from Asaba some yrs back. I met this fine gel and I was toasting this gal seriously. When we got to Ogun state toll gate , our vehicle stopped and we all went down to pee,when we got back to the vehicle, serious poo odour was oozing out from no where.
In order to make the babe see me as a big boy , I was talking loudest and insulting the person who must have brought the poo into the car.
Driver dropped for us to no where the smell was coming from, it turned out to be from the bottom of my shoe. It was not funny till I got to Lagos. I was so embarrassed

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by nipeks001(m): 12:21am On Nov 16, 2012
9jacriip: *clears throat*

Most embarrassing moment: Moved outta Lagos to Mowe like 3/4years back, so I always have to go to Lagos to get one thing or the other done, so I went to Lagos as usual on this fateful day (felt too lazy to drive) and on my way back a very heavy rain began to pour while I was on a bike at Allen, the bike-man asked if he could stop for a while I told him to keep it moving since the rain appeared like it would take forever to stop, on getting to Berger the rain was even heavier - boarded a bus and well the rain still poured till I got to MFM and on arriving at my B/stop I realized everywhere at Mowe was so dry and not even a droplet hit the earth there, meanwhile I was drenched from shirt, chinos to sneakers and I was dripping heavily. Everyone kept staring at me like I just got out of a well, it was so embarrassing! embarassed angry
hahahahahahahaha
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by nipeks001(m): 12:23am On Nov 16, 2012
komek: Mine was when I was coming from Asaba some yrs back. I met this fine gel and I was toasting this gal seriously. When we got to Ogun state toll gate , our vehicle stopped and we all went down to pee,when we got back to the vehicle, serious poo odour was oozing out from no where.
In order to make the babe see me as a big boy , I was talking loudest and insulting the person who must have brought the poo into the car.
Driver dropped for us to no where the smell was coming from, it turned out to be from the bottom of my shoe. It was not funny till I got to Lagos. I was so embarrassed
lol,God catch u.U 2 wan form 4 babe.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by 9jacriip: 12:24am On Nov 16, 2012
nipeks001:
hahahahahahahaha

Bros that day wasn't funny O!
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Omogbhollahorn(m): 12:24am On Nov 16, 2012
donlyone:
what if he broke a bottle and wrote "EKO ONI BAJE" on your back? Seriously, don't fight with a guy you don't know
Eko oni baje for her back jesu lmao u wan kill me o
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by lepasharon(f): 12:37am On Nov 16, 2012
komek: Mine was when I was coming from Asaba some yrs back. I met this fine gel and I was toasting this gal seriously. When we got to Ogun state toll gate , our vehicle stopped and we all went down to pee,when we got back to the vehicle, serious poo odour was oozing out from no where.
In order to make the babe see me as a big boy , I was talking loudest and insulting the person who must have brought the poo into the car.
Driver dropped for us to no where the smell was coming from, it turned out to be from the bottom of my shoe. It was not funny till I got to Lagos. I was so embarrassed

damn..
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 1:29am On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella:
nigga say what?? so this modafucka still dey talk? oya, keep running your mouth.

Idle ho who sleeps on nl like its ur fathers hse. Choose among ur nonentity friends to banter with nxt time and dnt ever quote me again. I dnt do ho's and crackheads. U stinking pussii ho.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 1:49am On Nov 16, 2012
dabrake: My most embarassing moment. . . I don't have any.










'cause they are so many.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 2:15am On Nov 16, 2012
Gaggi:

Idle ho who sleeps on nl like its ur fathers hse. Choose among ur nonentity friends to banter with nxt time and dnt ever quote me again. I dnt do ho's and crackheads. U stinking pussii ho.
the person is still talking...yo, stop smoking cheap crack, it ain't good for you...bullshito.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by bizzlemie(m): 2:31am On Nov 16, 2012
@itzModella......abeg na, before yhu give 'em the most embarrassing moments of their lives grin grin
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Uchwilliam(m): 2:46am On Nov 16, 2012
chei my own baad...on day i was alone in d house after comin back frm school so i put & was watchin porn whn nepa took light. later nepa brought back d light but den evrione was at home: my parents nd sibblin,nd because i 4got 2 switch d tin off d darn porn just startd showin in front of evrione...i wantd 2 die o boi see embarassment...i answerd querry die dat day

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Mynd44: 5:38am On Nov 16, 2012
k2039:
finish your story
Use your imagination jorh
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Librate(m): 7:16am On Nov 16, 2012
*mimics madam simi voice* UNA WELLDONE OH! thanks 4 d hilarious stories,
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by armadeo(m): 7:22am On Nov 16, 2012
donlyone:
what if he broke a bottle and wrote "EKO ONI BAJE" on your back? Seriously, don't fight with a guy you don't know


freaking hilarious

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 7:30am On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella:
the person is still talking...yo, stop smoking cheap crack, it ain't good for you...bullshito.

lol, jobless hobo. Is nl ur fathers hse? Is that what's in vogue? looking for customers online? Tout who hides behind a phone and advices decent people to go about fighting. If I had a gun I would put a bullet in ur head. It's already a mistake u were born but I could do the world a favour by reducing d number of crackheads and ho's.
Re: Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by Nobody: 7:36am On Nov 16, 2012
Gaggi:

lol, jobless hobo. Is nl ur fathers hse? Is that what's in vogue? looking for customers online? Tout who hides behind a phone and advices decent people to go about fighting. If I had a gun I would put a bullet in ur head. It's already a mistake u were born but I could do the world a favour by reducing d number of crackheads and ho's.
oops, too bad sucker!!!

now listen, you a$$hole, stop trippin, yeah?
If you like, you can keep ranting like a s.ex starved gorilla...nonsense.
It's a shame that your folks didn't use a condom, then they could have prevented giving birth to a complete dolt like you.

This is my last post to you so whatever you write next can go to the birds, f*cking dickhead. I don't waste my time with bloody shitbums like you.

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